TheOneButcher
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Joined 10-30-10, id: 2595582
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Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 232,764 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
MLP Loops by Saphroneth reviews
Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 163 - Words: 1,564,049 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,358 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30552 - Favs: 17,006 - Follows: 14,711 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5327 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 4,474 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 196,874 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,841 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Fiend, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Green Sun by logiccosmic reviews
[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.
Crossover - Worm & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skitter
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Clop it! by StarlightTriumph reviews
This is not a clop fic. Twilight Sparkle and her friends awaken to find themselves far from home, being held captive by their ruler. Princess Celestia insists that the fate of Equestria rests upon their treatment, but it quickly becomes apparent that her motives might be very different than what she claims. Mysteries abound, but can our heroines survive... Straight Camp?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012
Everything and Nothing by The Sage of Toads reviews
A story literally told a thousand times by now. Louise summons a different familiar, but the fun is guessing what the twist is!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Louise
Dark Lord Material by TheallknowingandUnseen reviews
This is a spin off of Harry Potter and the Methods of rationality by Less Wrong. Branches from chptr 77 Please read his entire fic before even peaking at this. First chapter is Harry learning the killing curse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Harry P., Q. Quirrell
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Harry Potter and the Order of Chaos by centreoftheselights reviews
Four years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry, Hermione and Draco enter their fifth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Dale Atu reviews
A really short Elcenia Fanfiction. This is the first Elcenia fanfiction ever as far as I can tell. If not correct me please(and tell me where to read the others). It's about a Silver Dragon with a really cool song.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete