Tamika Flynn
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Joined 10-30-10, id: 2595952, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 2 stories for Thirteen Reasons Why, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

UPDATE: I'm back, my lovelies! I missed the internet soooooo freaking much urgh.

Hiya! Yoyo gangster dawgs!

I'm Daughter of a Hooker! I'm angsty! I cuss like a fucking sailor! My friends and I stalk a few guys named Justin, Hunter, and Zach, and we call them Pinkie Jr, Pinkie Classic, and Pinkie Alternate-long story, no time! I'm crazy! I'm hyperactive! I love ponies and monkeys and the number 42 and Russian accents! NOW HERE'S MORE!

Age: Hm...guess.

Gender: Well, I am a daughter. Figure it out.

Name: Lilly. Yeah. Pretty amazing.

Books: PJO, Harry Potter, Tuck Everlasting, anything by Bill Bryson, Thirteen Reason Why & The Future of Us, The Outsiders, Chronicles of Narnia, Jane Eyre, Hunger Games, The House of the Scorpion (Nancy Farmer=awesome), Gone Series, The Giver, A Crooked Kind of Perfect, The Exquisite Corpse Adventure, The Clockwork Three, The Secret Series, books on travel and things. :3 A lot of books, yes. Fred Fredburger, yes.

TV: Merlin, Monk, Victorious (Jori. Jori. Jori. Ship. Ship. Ship.), Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, House of Anubis (long story), Animal Planet in general, Millionaire Matchmaker, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Hotel Hell, Hell's Kitchen, Master Chef, Long Island Medium, others. Reality TV is cool, guys.

Movies: The Princess Bride (I can quote it word for word, seriously...), Gattaca (I ship Jerome and Vincent soooo hard it's not even funny, even though Jerome's eyes are prettier), Inception, National Treasure, Back to the Future, movies of my favorite books.

Anime: I honestly only like Axis Powers/World Series Hetalia and Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou. (Amazing manga, go read it!) Considering Ouran Highschool Host Club or Fullmetal Alchemist. Eh.

Music: Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Skillet, Bullet for my Valentine, blink-182, All-American Rejects, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Fall Out Boy (also into cats), Green Day, Mayday Parade...that stuff. (What? Blood on the Dance Floor? Uh, nope. Don't like them, no way, no how. Nuh-uh. There's absolutely no way-aw, fuck it, I love them.)

Likes: Books, Canada, drawing, poetry, SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH, writing, sports, Gordon Ramsi, eggs, Colin Morgan, pandas, foreigners, the interwebz, Pepsi Cola, friends, quotes, movies, my kindle, fanfiction, Severus Snape, and Google.

Dislikes: Everything else.

Other: Well, I like to start sentences with the word 'well'. Most of the time, my pre-beta writing is clunky and sad. I'm a sporadic updater. I'm really close to being scene, but I'm not...yet. I hate toddlers. I hate ducks. GOSH, I HATE DUCKS. I think school is pretty boss. I am a vegetarian for the kicks. Two-Bit Matthews is my boyfriend. I am a Panhead. I play lots of sports and the viola. I've read 'Rebirth' by Athey four times. I'm on fictionpress under the same name. I love meatless meat, math, and traveling. I'm a Slytherin. My avatar is what awesomeness looks like, as am I. My life's dream is to marry Hayley Williams or Pete Wentz. (I also love parenthesis and italics.) Yeah. That's it.


OTHER STUFF? SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. (This girl pretty majorly relies on God. Especially during math tests.)

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. (I'm an actress. Forgive my superstition T.T)

Now, for serious, bye.

Daughter of a Hooker

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Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4138 - Favs: 6,010 - Follows: 6,134 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 4963 - Favs: 6,834 - Follows: 8,355 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,684 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
All is fair in the game called Love by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco has find a way to switch Harry to Slytherin and tries to get Harry to love him too. But will he succeed or will Harry think that Draco's crush is just a lie? And how will they cope with the House's rivality and with Voldemort? Slash, please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,021 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Northern Pines by Eppie's Diner reviews
Pacifica Northwest always gets what she wants. But, what happens when she finally wants something that she knows she can't have? Rated T for future chapters. Femslash. Mabel/Pacifica.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,663 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Mabel P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
To be so young and in love by fantasybean reviews
Kid!Sherlock and Kid!John have decided that they're boyfriends and are in love. This leads to the Holmes' and the Watson's endless amusement and an adorable tale of two boys who become men, always in love. Johnlock. Don't like, don't read. Please read&review.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 115,957 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Everybody Talks by Kimberly Pilgrim reviews
Dipper Pines turns sixteen and finally begins to make a move on a nineteen year old Wendy. Meanwhile Mabel is trying to sort out her feelings and thoughts while fending off an extremely aggressive and angry Pacifica Northwest.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy
Things Can Intersect by Gary Oak The Pidgeon reviews
Mabel is forced to deal with Pacifica and Lil' Gideon, both of whom want specific things from her.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Cleaning House by ThatGuyWhoReadsFanfiction reviews
Ah, springtime. Time to throw open the windows and shovel out the winter waste. Of course, knowing the Pines, spring-cleaning is anything but ordinary. Maybe they'll just wait until next year. Rated T to be safe. Contains Pinecest.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Secret by MellyHorror-Salvatore-Northman reviews
Sikowitz casts Jade and Tori as the leads in his play again to challenge them, little does he know it's not as challenging as he intended. Rated T. One-Shot. Requested by Anon.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Brother Dearest by woodbyne reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
The Moon's Tribulations (DELETED) by Full Moon Aurora reviews
DELETED because its crap and i dont do this no more
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011
Take Me Under by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew is exiled to France. He does not get on the plane and refuses to go to either Paris, Marseille, or Rouen. Instead he takes a taxi to a little speck of a town. He meets Mr. Kirkland. It goes from there. AU, UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
The Walls Between Us by wildknees reviews
COMPLETE! Student-teacher AU. It's Remus' final year at Hogwarts and he doesn't know what to expect with Prof Black as the new DADA teacher. Voldemort is gaining power, the wizarding world is in dispute, and Remus has no idea where he fits into all of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,122 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew's sick of playing the nice guy. Past PruCan, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
And You Will Be My Life by Magnolia822 reviews
As he negotiates his way through Arthurian Camelot, Merlin yearns for a life lived a thousand years in the future-a life where he will finally have what he most deeply desires. A reincarnation fic with a twist. Spoilers through S 4. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Entangled Lives by Catindahat reviews
AU – Arthur finally takes the chance to find Emyrs who is supposed to help him rule Camelot and was taken from the castle as a child. Could Merlin be the warlock Arthur is looking for or just an idiot intent on driving him crazy?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,305 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I Swear I Didn't! by Kitty Faerie reviews
Everyone thinks Canada is cutting himself, but he really isn't! Honestly! He's just rather clumsy. Too bad no one believes him... Wait... They're noticing him now? Crack/For Fun/No pairings unless you squint, do a backflip, and bark three times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada - Complete
How Videl Found Out Green is Gohan's Color by DreamsComeFromtheHeart reviews
Videl wants to practice a little cosmetology on Gohan. One shot for Anime Attack's birthday.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Schadenfreude by ZabellaCookie reviews
Every time she sees them together, Molly feels a bit less pathetic. Molly/Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Molly Hooper, John W.
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
An Outsider Girl by TheNightimeSky reviews
WHAT? Pony tells the gang about a perfectly normal girl he met at school today? Ha! Guess his much wiser, realistic friends are gonna have to teach him what a real Outsider girl is like!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Desire by SithelfJen reviews
Harry finds the Mirror of Erised again. Who does he see? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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My Roommate From Hell reviews
Hi, world. I'm Matthew Williams, a snarky, passive-aggressive, gay, invisible Canuck rooming with an albino, arrogant, hunky sex God Prussian. Add in my psychopath of a boyfriend, my obnoxious, overprotective brother, and an embarrassingly enthusiastic Danish best friend, then you've got a foolproof recipe for disaster. Snarky!OOC!Canada, mostly PruCan, some RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Canada, Prussia
As She Left reviews
She's dying, and it's over. Finally, none of it matters. Just a one shot about the death of Hannah. Overdone idea, I know.
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hannah B. - Complete