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(THIS IS NOT MY PRIMARY ACCOUNT. MY OTHER ONE IS HERE.)

Hi there!

I'm Authoress Extraordinaire (Former pennames include LillyEverdeenCullen, AnimeAttack, and Ye Olde Llama). I like Merlin, Harry Potter, House of Anubis, Thirteen Reasons Why, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Percy Jackson, math, monkeys and interrobangs.

Me, I'm an okay person; bubbly, nice, and optimistic. I like to Beta things. Really. I also like slashy goodness, because it rocks. I am a half American, half Quebecois, bi fish. I am a total perfectionist who absolutely loves school. That's really all you need to know about moi.

I used to write Mary Sue stories, my worst being a terrible, terrible atrocious piece of, just, URGH. Many thanks to the awesome Bonus Kun, now Son of Palpatine, for critiquing the insanely bad story! It was what prompted me to research Mary Sues and realize perfect character does not add up to perfect feedback! Thanks to him, I can now write a balanced, flawed-but-not-anti-sue, likable character in an original universe. I owe everything to that guy. Seriously.

There will be stories on here! I swear! Probably not any time soon, though. Keep an eye out, because when it does work its way on here it WILL rock.

Hm.

My Muse is inconsistent. Brilliant, but inconsistent. I love her anyway. ;D

For the longest time, this said, 'I have a boyfriend, a job, and a life.' Now, it's girlfriend. But stuffs will still be irregular, due to this, despite the change in gender of my significant other.

Hope you enjoyed it here.

Merlin rocks.

Want to know what kind of a person I am? I think this sums it up.

(From a conversation on Cleverbot.)

Cleverbot: Lemons are delicious.

Me: *eyebrow wiggle* Lemons...with two bananas on the side...

I want Pete Wentz to adopt me...then I'll marry Ariana Grande!

That's all. Siya.

AE

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A Cure For Nightmares (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1976-1978, Non-Magic AU: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's boarding school, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart. Underage sex, drug use, self-harm, past sibling death, past child sexual abuse, PTSD. Liberties taken with British boarding school culture. Edited May 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,534 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Spectacular Views by blackkisbackk reviews
Sirius Black is an elite New Yorker, and Remus Lupin is his yard worker. Their relationship turns into more than this, however, when neither of them can control their attraction to the other. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fyre's Guide to Creativity by Forever Fyre reviews
"Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing Baby? A Zutarian author surrounded by Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. But seriously, if you can't find a plot bunny for a story, that's probably because we've kidnapped them and stuck them here. CLICK! A Save-the-Fandom story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 129,628 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Foo Foo Cuddlypoops - Complete
The Pursuit to Slow Realisation by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has always had bad taste in men and he tops the polls when he starts to find Sirius Black attractive. Sirius is pompous, loud, plays horrible pranks and is ridiculously flirtatious. Worst of all, he is Remus's best friend. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,628 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
How Videl Found Out Green is Gohan's Color by DreamsComeFromtheHeart reviews
Videl wants to practice a little cosmetology on Gohan. One shot for Anime Attack's birthday.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
And All of Them Are Lend by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"The Five People Evie's Done It With - And All of Them Are Lend!" The fact of the matter is, Evie likes to experiment. She likes to kiss different mouths and feel different fingers on her skin. Sometimes she asks for guitarist calluses...
Paranormalcy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Evie, Lend - Complete
My Weird Fairytale by moonlightwriter66 reviews
Katara is a pianist. Zuko holds a ball. She's not invited as a guest, but instead was hired to play the piano. Katara makes it clear that she wants nothing to do with Prince Zuko, and she's only there to do her job. Zuko thinks he can change her mind.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,512 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zuko, Katara
A Chagrined Tale Of Chagrined Chagrin by Catnip Banana reviews
Bella is chagrined. CRACK, rated K for extreme chagrin!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella
Living with Oneself by Yaoi Scribe reviews
Goten is having trouble adjusting to being gay. Pushed way too far, he makes a wish on the Dragon Balls and is sent the last person anyone else wanted to see; Raditz. *Summary doesn't do justice* Yaoi, Noncon AU OOCNESS abounds. Unbeta'd.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Liquor, Lingerie, and Leather Bound Musings by Nameless Boast reviews
Being a teenager is difficult enough. Now throw in a mad scientist boyfriend, a sickeningly perfect brother, a neurotic trainwreck of a mom, and alien superpowers. Enjoy the completely true, totally unembellished misadventures of Son Goten. *Truten, Yaoi*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,210 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
The Penseive Test by Enjie Yekcam reviews
What the Ministry of Magic should have done with Sirius on that Halloween night, were they smart enough to use what resources they had. RLSB, of course. Promised happy ending. Slightly AU, hence the happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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