Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride.
Music is my life, by the way. Don't screw with my music, man, or my music will screw with you. And not in the fun way.
I have shocking news. Seriously. I almost had a heart attack.
How many of you, here, on Fanfiction, listen to One Direction?
Uh huh, and how many of you knew One Direction reads Fanfiction?
Exactly. Just about anyone of your story viewers could be someone from One Direction.
Your mind = blown.
Just deleted my whole bio... Lovely. (My thoughts: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUetc. )
In the process of typing my next chapter, sorry for the long wait. Love you all!
-who else could it possibly be?(;
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
...My camera, then I editted it...
3) What's your middle name?
Don't laugh... Delilah.
4) Your current relationship status?
SINGLE PRINGLE BIYATCHEZ ;)
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
Hyper-tastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8P (Okay that just doesn't look appropriate. Oh well.)
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
...it's a rainbow n.n
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
What if I said I wasn't wearing a shirt... JUST KIDDING. Its black :)
9) Missing something?
My sanity and my social life! (BUT I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE.)
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
HATE NEEDS TO DIE. (Well that was hypocritical... Shit.)
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A BABY PANDA!!!! *cuggles stuffed animal*
12) Ever had a near death experience?
I probably have... I just don't recall it O.O
13) Something you do a lot?
Dance spaztically and cuss in assorted languages, and yourself?
14) The song stuck in your head?
Mixture of Alvin & the Chipmunks and I Want from One Direction... Its like that squirrel from Over The Hedge on bacon ice cream mixed with Mountain Dew and the frosting off of Louis Tomlinson's body. (idek...) (Wait a minute, I don't think that's frosting. WHOA LOU. WHAT WAS Y'ALL DOING WITH MY BOYFRIEND HAZ?)
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
WordsUnsaid, I love her so ya... Check her out foo ;D
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
PERCY FRIGGIN JACKSON. #swag (that was gay...)
17) When was the last time you cried?
On... Saturday. No- Sunday. Wait, ya it was Saturday.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Technically yes. So yes. Yes I have.
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hairstyles. I like goth/emo hair. Like Fang. And sex hair is totally acceptable as well. Because my hair looks like sex hair... Even when I haven't had any 'fun'. WHOA. I just insulted my sex life. That was embarrassing.
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't really go to Starbucks... I like smoothies more than coffee. (Awk Mack over here doesn't like coffee..)
22) What's your biggest secret?
I'm not telling you. Thats why its a secret. and if i told it would no longer be a secret.
23) Favorite color?
Neon anything 0.0
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
YUSH. Wonder Pets you say? I SHALL POP POPCORNY-NESS. (Kim Possible... Ah, those were the days.)
25) What are you?
...what are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
I speak Chinese, German, Sign Language, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendos.
27) What's your favorite smell?
Whatever Harry Styles smells like... But I don't know what that is, so rain. (He must smell wonderful... C'mere babe lemme smell you.)
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
FUCKING STRANGE. (Oh wait, one word... Rule bender over here.)
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
No, no I have not. I wish though!
30) What are you thinking about right now?
Tac-o's. (Among other things... That I shall never repeat. My mind is a sexual place, be warned.)
31) What should you be doing?
Paying attention to the customers... Shit did he just say something?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
@stfudirectioners on Instagram, she needs to calm her tits.
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Styles... Aren't I original? ;)
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
I've never met the guy I like... But I'm guessing I'm going to blush a LOT more if I ever do get to xD
36) What is your natural hair color?
PURPLE!!! Nawh, its blonde. But an ugly one. Nyagh. (But I seriously wish it was purple.)
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Harry, out of laughter. His face when they ripped his shirt off... AHAHAHAHA. (But damn... Boy works out. HE IS SO FIT OMFG!)
...If I post a fanfiction for One Direction will it get deleted? PM ME MY LOVIES. I LOVE SPEAKING TO PEOPLE. HMU VAGINAS.
(Or non-vaginas. Either one works. Hmu reminds me of High School Musical...)
Whoa my background on the laptop has changed to shirtless Justin Bieber. Bad roommate, very, very bad.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. (In lala land at work... shit not this again.)
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile. (Pat the dog, screw the Harry- er, what was I saying?)
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.
...I kill you.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave'm in the middle)