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Joined 10-31-10, id: 2597327, Profile Updated: 03-10-12
Author has written 2 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Sky High.

Hi my name is Jessica! Im weird, funny, nice and creative. I love reading and writing.

My fave books are Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Sisters Grimm, and so many more!

My fave T.V. shows are Glee, Criminal Minds, Spongebob Squarepants and Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

I love way to many movies to write them all!

Fave food: ice cream and fries :P

Fave colour: black and purple

Fave number: 121

Height: maybe '5.5 or something like that

Pets: I have a dog named Riley.

Plz read and review my stories!

Favourite couples:

Sabrina and Puck- Sisters Grimm

Ron and Hermione- Harry Potter

Remus And Nymphadora- Harry Potter

Ezra and Aria- Pretty Little Liars

Caleb and Hannah- Pretty little Liars

Doon and Lina- City of Ember

Peeta and Katniss- Hunger games

Alec and Magnus- Mortal Instruments

Simon and Maia- Mortal Instruments

Kurt and Blaine - Glee

Puck and Shelby (The woman who adopted Beth) - Glee

Things Not to do at Hogwarts(wink wink)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Purple Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35)Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36)Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37)Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38)Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

39)Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40)Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41)Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42)Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43)Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

44)Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45)Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46)Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47)Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48)Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49)Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50)Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51)Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52)Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. L.R. Redo time!! Casey

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Black Black

3. Your first initial? J J

4. Your month of birth? January :) January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Claire Jessie

7. Your favorite number? 122 17

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California Cali all the way!

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that the boy I like would ask me out

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS (Now let us compare!)

1. You are completely in love with this person. Yep (Okay, at the time I really liked LR. Now I kinda like Casey. But no way am I completely in love.)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Not really... (Well, I am kinda aggressive.. And you could say I'm conservative)

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Lol no I don't (Lol more like hate and enimies)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Well that's gonna be interesting.. (Actually yes I did. I was totally not expecting to develop a crush on Casey..)

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. Okay... (My life has taken a new direction, and it has been hard. Hopefully it's for the best)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. Yes she is. (Yeah, Claire still is my best friend. But Jessie and I are in this huge fight.. She use to be one of my best friends too)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. I don't think I'll have that many friends... (17. Sounds legit.)

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. If sitting at my computer, writing fanfics counts as adventure then sure! (Yeah, I like adventures. I just don't know where to find one)
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Okay.. (Ooh lala I'm loyal ;))
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Woohoo my birthday is this month! (Lol nope, my wish did NOT come true. Whateves)


I know that I haven't published anything in a really long time, but I've started writing again, so expect new stories!

And I have deleted the links, they are unnecessary.

Thanks for visiting my profile!

Jessica

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Found and Captured by ShortAsVegeta reviews
Her senior year of high school, Angie discovers that she's different from the rest of her friends. She is invited to join a super high school for people like her. Little does she know, she isn't like them either.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Lash - Complete
How to fall for an annoying elastic band by Beth Bo-Bomb reviews
Amelia is just a normal super with some pretty awesome powers according to her anyway but what happens when a certain stretchy guy bursts her bubble? Is it even possible that she's falling for someone so damn annoying?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Lash - Complete
A Most Puzzling Day by Shirotora chan reviews
In which Harry has a most confusing and curious day. Why does everyone keep calling him by a name that is most certainly not his? And why is a raven like a writing desk?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Sabrina GrimmEverafter by Graci-and-Cheri reviews
Sabrina becomes a special kind of everafter, an Alestrial. Puckabrina is promised! T for mild stuff. My sister Cherissa aka Cheri who has Cancer is Co-Writting this with me! Chapter 13 is up ya'll! Graci & Cheri
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck
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The life of a superhero
It's Ali's first year at Sky high, and things are already taking a turn for the worse. But what happens when the bad guys turn good? R&R!
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,610 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Cleaning out the Attic reviews
PuckBrina. Everyone is helping cleaning out the attic when Sabrina, Daphne, Puck and Red discover a locked box. Meanwhile, Puck and Sabrina are secretly dating... What will happen?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete