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Joined 11-01-10, id: 2597666, Profile Updated: 02-20-14
Author has written 14 stories for X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, and X-Men: The Movie.

I'm not going to use this space to post links to clothes or haircuts my characters might be wearing because I'm not insane. Well, not too insane. But I will throw links here to show what the characters look like in my story, You Can't Always Get What You Want. For quite some time I couldn't decide where to let my words live. First, it was a crossover, then I moved it to the Wolverine and the X-Men section, and now it's living in the comic world. I do think the latter is where it truly belongs. But as you know, the comic-verse is money rich and Sabretooth, Wolverine and Rogue have changed faces a million times over. Below is who I'm using in my story, though.

Victor is here: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/9/99481/2963620-x-men_origins_sabretooth.jpg

Logan is here: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3500000/Wolverine-Comics-wolverine-3508333-492-763.jpg

This picture doesn't portray her as young as I want, but Anna-Marie/Rogue is here: http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/1088277.jpg

Update: Today I launched a brand spanking new community. Drop by and let me know if you want to be a staff member or if you want one of your stories to be added. You can even message me if you haven't written the story but are just in love with it. Stories do need to be of a spanking/corporal punishment nature, though! You can find the community here: https://www.fanfiction.net/community/The-Wooden-Spoon-Brigade/112704/

The Monkey Chased the Weasel by gaben reviews
Summary : Six months after the events on Miranda,the crew come across an abandoned spacecraft attacked by Reavers. River attempts the rescue of a lone survivor.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,979 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Mal - Complete
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You Can't Always Get What You Want reviews
Being part of a family is difficult, especially if you're a Howlett. Wolverine and Rogue are brother and sister, and when tragedy strikes, Logan returns to the family farm. Soon another older, gruffer sibling stalks back into their lives, and Rogue quickly realises how important family is when danger looms on the horizon in the shape of William Stryker. Contains spanking and fluff.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Victor C./Sabretooth, James H./Wolverine/Logan
We're History in the Makin' reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles starring Logan as a family man. His wife Raven has a wicked tongue, and their little bundle of trouble, Anna-Marie, is the apple of his eye. Will contain spanking, fluff and humour, so do beware! This drabble series now contains Sabretooth as a gruff grandaddy to a mischievous Rogue. Will he tear his wild hair out at the prospect?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Mystique/Raven D., Rogue/Anna Marie, Sabretooth, Wolverine/Logan
The Hard Way reviews
Angry and rebellious, thirteen-year-old Rogue is sent to live with her daddy, Logan. Problems show up like sunshine and clouds, but can they repair their broken relationship? Contains spanking of a young, troublesome teen.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,746 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Mystique/Raven D., Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan
The Raven Diaries reviews
Raven is given a mission with her enemy, Victor Creed. She despises him but he's now her father until the mission has finished! She's not amused and uses her diary to vent, complain and write about her days spent in a new form. Though, being 17 again is okay. She develops a crush on a neighbour, and has to face her biggest fear: school. Warning: Contains spanking references.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Raven/Mystique, Sabretooth
Strawberry Surprise reviews
Jean and Rogue are on survival training in the middle of a forest, but things aren't going well. Rogue is full of attitude and the redhead is losing her patience. But when a meeting with a witch sends emotions spiralling out of control, Jean decides to act and a dare is dealt. The redhead will now be the guardian figure in Rogue's life. Will contain spanking.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Jean Grey, Rogue/Anna Marie
Warm Hands, Cold Heart reviews
A heartbroken Rogue heads to Canada to track Sabretooth down. He ran and broke her heart, and now she wants to break his jaw. What will Victor have to say when a southerner full of attitude comes his way, though? She's cradling his baby, but he's more interested in hookers, bar fights and motorcycles. Rogue/Sabretooth. Major AU.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Victor C./Sabretooth
Why is the Sky Blue? reviews
Enormous AU. Logan is a man of all trades and Storm is the woman he likes to bed. But when she takes in two hurt and confused young mutants, he's dragged into a world of love, laughter, hurt and comfort. Set in the year 1900.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Storm/Ororo M., Rogue, Logan/Wolverine
Ain't No Sense in Sugar-Coating It reviews
Logan carries a secret close to his gruff heart, adorable little Marie is the greatest Christmas singer of her generation and Victor needs a drink. Step inside and please read. This is an AU and is rated for feral language and grumpiness. Plus you have my written word this will be finished during Christmas week... almost. Edit: Ok, I lied. Story is now FINISHED, though! In April!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,985 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Rogue, Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Catch a Falling Star reviews
Sometimes things aren't quite as they seem. Fantasies, Logan, Marie and Scott. Mature sexual content and spanking. If you're easily scarred, run away now! Rated M for a reason. Originally based off an RP. One-Shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Howdy There, Can Ya Help Meh Some? reviews
Rogue runs away and her daddy follows. This story can go anywhere, it's up to you, so have your say! Includes spanking and bad language.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Mystique, the Greatest Storyteller: Fact reviews
With her husband away on a mission, Raven is left to put her five-year-old, Anna-Marie, to bed. If there's one thing the beautiful, blue woman despises, it's the bedtime routine. But she may have found her calling when she weaves her daughter a tale fit for a mini-pirate.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Mystique/Raven D., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
My So Called Life reviews
Step inside and find a grouped up bunch of short punishment essays written by Rogue about her life, family and thoughts. Be warned: Fluffy and heart warming. AU. Logan is the daddy and Rogue is the daughter.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Dominant One reviews
Logan is not remotely impressed with his wife's behaviour and does something about it. Loven. AU. Rated mature for a reason!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
A Pirates Life for Me reviews
Wade Wilson babysitter extraordinaire? Logan sure hopes so. He needs someone to keep his daughter Anna-Marie out of trouble while he whisks his wife Raven away for a night of pure bliss. Surely Deadpool is the right man for the job? AU. Based off an RP.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Rogue/Anna Marie
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