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Joined 11-01-10, id: 2597993, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 8 stories for Bleach, X-overs, and Naruto.

points* Picture was found on Google images. I really liked it so I decided to use it as my profile image. However if it is yours (if you drew it I mean) and you do not want me to use it then PM me and I will remove it :)

If you read or are reading my fanfics I hope you like them :) I love to write, it's one of my strongest passions! When I get an idea for a story I write pages and pages of notes, a lot of the time I can't stop thinking about it and keep getting inspired for ideas for the story! I usually end up having to write the fic just so I can get some peace ¬_¬ lol ^^

You're welcome to PM me if you just want a chat, about any of my fanfics or if you want to talk about the characters I write about or anything really! I'll be happy to talk :)

You may like to know about me:

I speak my mind (most of the time)

although i am polite (most of the time)

I enjoy being artistic and love writing.

I'm a girl (in case you couldn't tell from the 'lady' part haha)

My birthday is on the 15th of December, I'm seventeen.

I love animals, in particular horses and wolves...although I pretty much like any type of animal. I live in the Falkland Islands, which is wayyy down South, close to Tierra Del Fuego (South America) The Islands are pretty small, two little islands with lot's of other little islands around them, with not a huge number for a population. One of those places where everybody knows everyone and news spreads pretty fast, haha!

I love Disney movies!

I have blue/green eyes, dirty blonde hair. One of my friends once said, "You're hair is like sand...A sandy colour..." So, I actually prefer that description to the "dirty" blonde lol...

I have very close friends, some of which are on fanfic! Which is kinda how I got introduced to it! haha

I love to laugh...and to make others laugh or happy.

Ok...one thing. I LOVE anime! Japanese anime in particular, seriously, the Japanese + anime = genius !!! Although I am sort of fussy, for me to like an anime series, it has to be well drawn or the style has to be unique, plot has to be good (no wishywashy thank you) characters have to have a sort of depth, i like drama romance action comedy (pretty good mix hehe) some of my favourite animes and pairings are;

Wolfs Rain - Sad but beautiful...and, WOLVES yayz! Hige x Blue, Kiba x Cheza and Cher x Hub

Fruits Basket - very special series from my POV. Love it! I'm a definite Kyo fan :3 !! Kyo x Tohru, Haru x Rin, and Hiro x Kisa

Naruto - wow, love this one, has a very special place in my heart. So many happy memories from watching it and talking about it with friends...

Naruto x Hinata *fangirly hearts in my eyes*

Sasuke x Sakura

Shikamaru x Temari

Neji x tenten

Sai x Ino (although I don't mind KibaIno and I can understand where ShikaIno comes from too, buuut...I'm a ShikaTema fan through and through lol...)

Choji x Ino (actually, really started to like this pairing...)

Kakashi x Hana

Genma x Shizune

Iruka x Ayame (so that's why Iruka is always at the Ramen stall ;) muhahaa)

Jiraiya x Tsunade (it's meant to be ^^ *Tsunade, anger, directed at me* "NO IT'S NOT!" *me, hiding in the corner* Ok ok...please don't hurt me...scary woman TT^TT...)

and a new one i've started to like is Kiba x Hinabi ...yeahh it could be thought of as kinda wrong but I prefer Hinata with Naruto and in my opinion Kiba could get with Hinabi when she's older...they look really good together! He'd still get a Hyuuga then wouldn't he? lol But then, like i said before i don't mind KibaIno...

Bleach - AWESOME series! Bleach is right up there with Naruto when it comes to fond memores ^^ *sigh*...

Rukia x Ichigo

Renji x Tatsuki (it could work)

Toshirou x Karin

Naneo x Shunsui

Kisuke x Yoruichi

Gin x Rangiku

Jinta x Yuzu. (not one of my absolute favs but still kinda cute)

Gurren Lagann is one I only recently watched, love it to PIECES! Simon x Nia (ftw!) and Kamina x Yoko or Kittan x Yoko

Other animes i like, Peace Maker, Noein (amazing series! So under rated!) Jyu-oh-sei (again amazing, very under looked though sadly) The Ghibli collection (Am-ama-mama-ma-zzzinngg !!!) Kanon (I love the pairing Yuichi x Ayu, would love to read a good fanfic of them both but have not found one yet...) DearS, Full Metal Panic, there are others but i shall stop there haha =)

I love True blood, Tru Calling, Buffy the vampire slayer, Dark Angel, 4400, A Knight's Tale, Charmed, Lord of the Rings, Avatar (Jake Sully of the Jarhead clan! hahahahaaa) Londesome Dove movies, Tombstone (DOC! Love him SO much! "Let's try to rectify the situation...") actually i like a lot of Westerns hehe, Top Gun (I feel the need, the need, for speed! WOOHOO) Far and Away, Any movie with Jackie Chan, Forrest Gump, Prison Break, Back to the Future, Wildfire, Due South, Ally McBeal, City Slickers, Twilight (not the best, but not terrible lol =P has its good points...like Jacob Black *swoon* =3) Robin Hood:Prince of theives, Robin Hood (the one that came out in 2010) Alice in Wonderland (Johnny Depp was AWESOME as the Mad Hatter) Pirates of the Carribean (Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is awesome too =3) and so many more. I'm not gonna say all of them =P hahaa in fact they're so many...haha

I love reading, horse riding, walking, hanging with friends, playing rounders, playing the guitar and singing... being crazy is my forte ;) but a good crazy haha of course. oh and dancing, love dancing.

I absolutely adore M A N G A it's so beautiful, artistc and meaningful...the work that goes into them ...amazing T^T lol mangas i love are; Heart, Fruits Basket (currently reading even though i've seen the anime) Bording House of Hunks, Black Butler, Do You Want To Try?, Bokutachi Wa Shitte Shimatta and Kyou Koi Wo Hajimemasu ...there are so many mangas out there i want to read but sadly it's never that easy T^T life can be so cruel...

Music~~~Guns & Roses, Anastasia, Paramore, The Offspring, Nickleback, Roxette, Pink, Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley, Dixie Chicks, Kasey Chambers, The Kinleys, JLS, Shikira, Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, Bob Marley, Daddy Yankee. And many other songs along with many other artists. Basically if i like a song i like it, doesn't matter what type it is or how old or new. Music is music after all.

I LOVE the Sand Siblings (Naruto) they're just so...Kick Ass!!!! x] and...Kankuro is my bitch ;P ;) ;)

Ok, finally, some of my favourite quotes! ...be warned, a very strong chance of extreme randomness with a touch of hysteria and uncontrollable laughter (probably from me anyway...) ... x]

"Aaand daddyy! They took my boot!" "Those are the ones i brought you!" "And i was saved! I was saved by a wild flying man in a loincloth!" ~ Tarzan, Jane and her dad

"Stick with me kid, i know this place like the back of my hand...hey that's new!" ~ Robots, Fender

"I live for this shit!" ~ Triple X (xXx) ...(me: Vin Diesel Baby! P H E W ! haha ;)

"Hey, you either got it or you don't got it and baby...WE GOT IT!!!" ~ Happy Feet (I should mention...Robin Williams in my opinon...is AWESOME! X3)

"Two words! I AM RETIRED !!!" ~ Hurcules, Phil

"I will rise...but i refuse to shine." ~ Xena, Gabrielle

"To see with eyes unclouded by hate..." ~ Princess Mononoke, Ashitaka

"SUPERSIZE!!!" ~ Bleach (Kon hahahahahahaa such a funny little cotton fur ball lol =3 ...one i would proberly smack on first contact...)

WhiteTigeress: Shall we take the chicken with us? Me: what?!! To the party?!! WhiteTigeress:...no...to the sitting room! Me: ...Oh...HAHAHAHAHHAAAA

"That! Is an excellent question!" AND "Mum and dad are gonna kill me! And I will tell you this it will not be done with mercy!" AND "They'll berry me alive and then dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well, yes i am! But that's not the point!" AND "Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat..."~ Meet the Robinsons, Wilbur

"Well I'm Your Huckleberry!" AND "Let's try to rectify the situation..." ~ Tombstone (Doc, whata guy! XD)

Me: "I'm an angel! See my halo!? It's crooked but it's still there!"

"I know...I'll turn him into a flee! a harmless little flee...then i'll put that flee inside a box then i'll put that box inside another box then i'll mail that box to myself! And when it arrives...I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's a brilliant brilliant brillant plan genius i say!...Or to save on postage I'll just poisen him with this!" ~ Emporers New Groove, Esma

"Muma said, stupid is as stupid does." ~ Forrest Gump, Forrest (Tom Hanks is an amazing actor)

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind..." ~ Bleach, Abuelo

"You pat him...while I, RUN!" ~ El Dorado, Tulio

"Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies!?" ~ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Ron

"What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!" ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike (I LOVE Spike! =D )

"I wasn't used to teachers not trusting me, they always had done before. Well, except that time i got distracted by the bubbles..." ~ XspriteyX =3

"Rin can sense all of Takaya's needs." ~ DearS, Rin (Me: *raises an eyebrow* ALLof Takaya's needs..?!)

Miguel: you fight like my sister! Tulio: i have fought your sister, that is a compliment! ~ Road to El Dorado, Miguel and Tulio

"I'm a scary and powerful fire demon! bleeehhhleleleleleleeeee *weird and funny tongue thing!*" ~ Howls Moving Castle, Calicifer (i want a talking fire like Calicifer ^^ lol)

LovelylittleDoDomojojo: "Your house is like Disney central!...i LOVE it!" ^^

me: Well Shiiit...

"We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike

Panic: "Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out!" Pain: "You mean, IF he finds out..." Panic: "If, if is good..." ~ Hurcules, Pain&Panic

"We're your bosom friends, the friends of your bosom." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander

"Men are constantly trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying to save them the time, that's all!" ~ Ally McBeal, Ally

"I like kids. They're like mini people." ~ True Blood, Eric

Harrison, "It didn't work Tru!" Tru, "Were you, you?" "Yes" "Was you the flirting you?" "No. well. maybe.Ok yes." "Harrison, try being the other you" "what the lying me?" "Yes" "I can do that." ~ Tru Calling, Harrison and Tru

"You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda." ~ Buffy the vampire slayer, Spike (i know again, last one dont worry ;) but you got to admit, what he says is funny hahaha)

"We both liked movies. But different ones. We both liked sport, but different ones. We both were afraid of George Bush, but different ones." ~ Ally McBeal, Ally

"What did this woman look like!?" "Oh, i don't know, how would you describe her?" "Huh, scary beyond all reason?" "Yeah! That's it!" ~ Emperors New Groove

"So the dummy tells us that he's a demon hunter, and we're like, 'Fine. La la la la.' He takes off, and now there's a brain. Does anybody else feel like they've been Keyser Soze'd?"~Buffy the vampire slayer, Xander

Buffy: "So what you're basically saying just ignore him and maybe he'll go away?" Giles: "Yes, precisely" Xander:"Hey, how come Buffy doesn't get the snorty 'once again you boil it down to the simplest possible form' thing? Watcher's pet." ~ Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander Giles & buffy (i know i know, lot's of buffy quotes but, they're good!...ok that was the last one haha, i could go on for forever =P hahaha)

well. considering i didn't know what to write i think i've down pretty well. I hope you enjoy my fanfic stories (once they're on here!) and please, don't be mean. =P


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


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If you are part of the HitsuKarin army, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile


List your favourite Naruto characters:

(For ME no particular order)

1.Kakashi

2. Shikamaru

3. Kankuro

4. Jiraiya

5. Temai

6. Naruto

7. Tsunade

8. Gaara

9. Tenten

10. Rock Lee

Then ask the following questions:

1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Kakashi) WTF?! Go away I'm sleeping..! *mumbles* creepy... *ingores, snooze*

2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Kankuro) ...Pull him into the shower with me ;) (!!!) ...haha no, most likely blush and shout and throw stuff and blush some more until he backed right back out the door ^^...or the first option...which i think i prefer, god i'm such a perve! =O

3. Number 4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow?Jiraiya marry Tenten?!??!! That's what i'd be like...then ask Teten, "You do realise he's a perve whoes about, what? 50!!? Right? *touches her forehead* have you got a fever?! Is he bribing you? Have you had a bang to the head..." and so on...then Jiraiya, "WTF ARE YOU PLAYING AT YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!" *smack* then silently cry in the corner "But Tenten and Neji are so much better together...why is this happening? waaa..."

4. Number 5 cooked you dinner?(Temari) ...she did?

6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?(Tsunade) well. It kinda makes sense. The quick temper. The super strong strength. The blonde hair. heh. *sparkles, chibi, holding flowers and bottle of sake* WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!

7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?(Gaara) well. if he was hurt this would be the answer: HOLY SHIT HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN...Gaara, did Deidarafind you again, huh? You, you can tell me, c'mon... OR if he just happened to GO to the hospital: *shrug* he did it easily enough when he was 12 and went to kill Lee, he's a master of getting into hospitals un-noticed, all there is to it...

8. Number 9 made fun of your friends?(tenten) I would politely tell her to stop but if she didn't i would say, "1 I ask you nicely, 2 I tell you and 3 I kick your ass!" thata work =) haha

9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Lee) I would be very offended, hurt and upset =(

10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?(Kakashi) either won'tnotice cozhe's reading his book OR he'll track them down Kakashi style and kick theri nasty serial killer butts! =D WOO! *fist pumps the air*

11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Shikamaru) most likely sigh and say "this is such a drag..." to which i would reply *anger sign* "You're telling ME I'm the one with the freakin broken leg here!!!" >12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?(Kankuro) ...a puppet -.-'

13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Jiraiya) I would hope he would put his legendary Sannin ninja art stuff to work and save me =O ...if i can't save myself that is =S ...he would most likely use the rescue in one of his books, twisting and changing it to something less innocent -.- ...

14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Temari) Why would Temari care?! (... on the slight chance she did care she'd most likely tell me to stop being wet and get on with it)

15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Lee and Kakashi) MORE LIKE MY REACTION!!! WHY THE HELL AM I MARRYING LEE???! I mean don't get me wrong, nice guy, great friend BUT MARRY!!!?? ...right um, ahem haha Kakashi's reaction um he would say, "Oh...OK...am I invited to the wedding!?" *one eye closed smile* OR he wouldn't notice or care coz he would be too busy reading Icha Icha Paradise...someone please burn that book -.-

16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Tsunade) *pulls out a pack of cards and a bottle of sake* Shall I deal or do you want to?

17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Tenten) ...however Tenten supports people... =/ oh oh i know! chears me on ^.^ yippee

18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (lee) ^_^ Laugh along with me!!! Y O S H (Pfft *rolls eyes* according to question 15 i am engaged to the guy! So he better laugh!)

19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Kakashi) *One of my eyebrows raised* ...he is? ...well. If i ever saw under the mask maybe he would be ^^ but i think i dream more about number 3 than i do number 1 ;)

20. NOT AVAILABLE!1111 ...ok =S

21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? (Kankuro) firstly...YAY. ^_^ =D ok...parents ahaha *nervous laugh* um...well his mum's dead, i guess i wouldnt mind meeting her grave? His dad...if i met him before he died would we get along?...i think not ¬_¬

22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Tenen and Jiraiya) ...well they're already getting married judging from question 3 ¬_¬

26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (temari and Naruto) ...um O.o ...I'm going for no...unless it's an accident.

27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Naruto) scold him, "I thought you were more decent than that!" but *siiigh* boys will be boys..

28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Tsunade) !!!!!!??? O.o' ...*gulp* ... HOLY SHIT! *shaves ALL hair off* haHAAA! *tsunade face faults* and stops looking. I stand there pleased with myself then go off to howl in the corner as i realise what ive just done T_T my poor beautiful hair...

29. Number 8 thinks they'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them? (Gaara) I look at him, then say, "Well if you carry on being a physco mass murderer then of course you won't!" *death auro surrounding Gaara* ... O.o' ..."On second thoughts you are incredibly good looking! *thumbs up* Keep the good work up and of course you'll get a girl friend! ..oh and a good tip, became Kazekage! Girls really dig that!" and thus this led Gaara onto becoming one of the youngest and best Kazekage the Sand villiage has ever known...

30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Tenten) O.O' ...no wonder she was shy...I will talk to her later and explain in the nicest way possible that i have feelings for someone else and that i am straight...but no hard feelings and i would still liked to be friends..? =/ hm.

31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Lee and Kakashi) GAK!!! SOMEBODY GOUGE MY EYES OUT! *Grabs face* then turn and whisper to myself...love is love...doesnt matter any way its still love...glances over at Kakashi and lee snogging face, really going for it... O.o' ...BUT THAT IS JUST WRRRONGGG!!!!

32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?(Jiraiya and Kankuro) hmm...well 1) i think they have been comapring their porn collection and it's taking a while 2) I'm worried and 3) i think Jiraiya is some how using Kankuro for his 'research' or 4) *I twitch shout up to the window* JIRAIYA YOU PERVY BASTARD STOP VIOLATING KANKURO! ..yeah...many possibilties...

33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Kakashi and Naruto) ...No.

34. Would 2 trust 5? (Shikamaru and Temari) Oh yes ^^ She's his 'bosom buddy' muhahahha. but yes, i think he can =)

35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Jiraiya and Lee) A poke war. Who ever can poke the fastest a 100 times wins. Forfeit is 100 laps round Konoha...

36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Kakashi and Temari) ok, to begin with they wouldn't have been at school together...secondly, (I'll use my kind of school lesson type things coz i dont know what else to put haha) Temari would study Geography, you know air currents ect...Kakashi.. English so he can learn how to write his own pervy books!

37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Kankuro and Naruto) ...Ramen. -.-

38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Tsunade and Tenten) ...Hokage??? =S

39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Gaara and Temari) ...Temari actually let Gaara cut her hair? ...or is this still when he's a physco and she didn't have a choice? *anger aura, sand creeping round my legs* EEEP AAHHH IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY AAAGH I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU'RE PERFECTLY STABLE! *sand moves away* O.o' ...phew...

40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Naruto) Hhmmm? well let me see...his perfect woman has black hair, lilac eyes, is shy and nervous but loves him so much and she's getting more confident... if he'd wake up see the Hyuga yes he would be V E R Y happy. =)

41.10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Tenten and Lee) tehehehe *evil laugh, smirk* how they both find Neji so dreamy! muhahahahhahahahaa (joke lolz)

42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Kakashi and Lee) How would Kakashi accidentally kick someone! he's a Jonin for christ sake! What's he gonna say, "oops! would ya look at that! You accidentally ran into my foot!" ¬_¬ uh-huh...

43. 2 sent a message to their Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Shikamaru and Tenten) Tenten would probably be lost for words. Shikamaru, um either too lazy to care or he would simply avoid tenten for a while...and pray that his girlfriend (aka Temari hehe) never found out...

44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Temari and Naruto) HAHA Temari kicked his ass! ^_^

45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Naruto) *gasp* Naruto's not invited to my birthday!!!? =O *gasp* NEVER! *scribbles out an invitaion* "Here Naruto!" =3

46. 7 won the lottery? (Tsunade) wow...that must be the first bit of luck she's ever had!

47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Gaara) Who doesn't? Especially if you're a ninja...by the way, Gaara's secret hasn't got anything to do with oh i don't know, Shikaku? Just a suggestion...

48. 9 became a singer?(Tenten) Good for her! =D ...but i hope she can actually sing or esle we are all in for a world of hurt -.-'

49. 10 got a daughter? (Lee) Well...not at the moment. Or at least...i dont think so...oh lee you bad boy ;) was it one of those crazy nights you found the liqueur store? Ooooooo! ;) hahaa

50. What would 1 think of 2? (Kakashi and Shikamrau) what a lazy bum. But so smart. He's got potential! A lot...

51. How would 3 greet 4? (Jiraiya and Kankuro) I'm not sure he actually would =S ...um... "Yo pervy Sage!" (hahahHA) Jiraiya anger "WHAT!" Kankuro points to Naruto, "Blame Naruto." Naruto tries to tip toe away, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT NOW YOU'VE GOT OTHERS DO IT YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Naruto *blink blink* "But it's true..."

52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Jiraiya and Temari) ...Her breasts -.-'

56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Temari and Naruto) Um on the off chance she actually does um...beating him up. Or him saving Gaara. Or giving one of his long...very long...so long...speeches -.-

57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Naruto and Tsunade) They both want to protect the villiage, even if that means sacrificing themselves in doing so.

58. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Tsunade and Gaara) Possibly anything, she has a short temper after all...gets it from the family ;) (question 6)

59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Gaara and Tenten) well. They first met at the Chunin exams...hell, when you're a ninja you could meet anywhere, at any time as allies or enemies...or they could just meet at a bar...i guess =/

60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Tenten and Lee) um...does Tenten ever hold anything back? Honestly?

61. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Lee and Kakashi) oh i dont know, maybe if i refer to question 31 when they're kissing...that could scare lee...or maybe not =S OH! what about if i refer to question 42 where Kakashi accidentally kicked lee...that could scare him...or not. haha

62. Is 3 Gay? (Kankuro) definitely not ;)


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


(Me: I really like this ^_^)

One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. (Me: What? really...?)
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. (Me: who you callin idiot ¬_¬ ...)
3. The first truth is a lie. (Me: Well no shiiit...)
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Me: Heh heh...don't push your luck pal *tries not to smile*)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. (Me:...you got me XD haha)

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Gillyweed by XspriteyX reviews
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Redemption by katt1995 reviews
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Imaginary Friend reviews
'He'd gladly be Sakura's friend and help her train until she outgrew him. After all, he couldn't be her 'imaginary' friend forever, right' If only Obito knew even as a ghost life's never that simple...Co-written by XspriteyX
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Of Slaves And Princesses reviews
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Snow reviews
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It's A Crazy World reviews
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Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010