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Joined 11-01-10, id: 2598139, Profile Updated: 08-14-11
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Inuyasha, Star Wars, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Discworld, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

Name: Sarah M

Age: atomically, 15 billion years (approx) and counting

Home: My heart (Aww... or creepy... think about it... eww) Actually, Wisconsin: a land of humble folk and quality cheese (which is also humble)

Likes: KITTIES! and all sorts of other animals, scienicey stuff and random things. Anime and Manga.

Dislikes: SOCK MONKEYS... weird gaping red mouth, and button eyes, bloody scalp, that creepy story I heard... oh yeah, and burnt coffee. The Spoon Man from Bleach- really creepy! UHG! Also, well behaved and well dressed children. You know what- banana flavored candy-THAT'S NOT WHAT BANANAS TASTE LIKE YOU SUGAR-HIGH INDUCING, MONEY-HUNGRY MORONS! *ahem*

Avatar: Yes. Hello Kitty motor oil does exist. My Japanese Religious History course is amazing. In truth, getting toward the end of the semester, I don't know why I'm still surprised at the variety of Hello Kitty products out there...

DISCLAIMER: I've been told I think too much. Just so you know.

I could be called a cautious optimist. Or a pessimist with a sense of humor. Like irony or satire. That's why I like comedians.

I think I'm a good person, but my philosophy is nothing clear cut. Don't ask. It can be confusing to many of you.

For some reason people think I some sort of Wise One and I don't get it. Oh well. I'm no psychologist- don't trust what I say on such matters. I won't express myself well.

I enjoy mythology in general. You'll see it in the stuff I write.

Truism: The problem of coming up with all the clever comments after the conversation is that you don't know which one you'd pick. But this is why we write- because we get to use them all and more people get to witness it.

Another Truism: The question "What could possibly go wrong?" is often a good starting place for answering it. This is why- this explains so many things in this world, it's not even funny anymore but we can't help but laugh.


Toxic Toast ch 1 published! My first story! But I'm still learning the ropes! I'm gonna learn! I know what people are thinking- "Oh no- you can't be serious. Envy?" Yes. I am. I am a hopeless fangirl. It is a matter of "What would happen if..." and I like asking "what is the worst case scenario?" Well, have fun!

Why put the Doctor and Envy in the same story? Consider the Doctor's energy level and Envy's energy level. Consider how much the Doctor talks and how much Envy talks. Consider the situations the Doctor gets into and the situations Envy gets into. Consider what happens when you push the Doctor too far- that's why Envy is cooperative. One short introduction into the Doctor's memories and you'll know the little punk is going to listen. It's a carrot-and-a-stick method, but hey- it's what works.

I really want to avoid turning Envy into a Harry Sue, but I STILL WANT TO WRITE EPIC SLAUGHTERS! Is that so wrong? It makes me all happy and giggly inside in an evil sort of way, but that's not a CRIME, is it? I mean, anyone who would want to read this fic would feel the same way, right?

So I've been taking a Fiction Writing course, and in every class, the X-Files are mentioned. I must admit that I never took an interest in watching it, but I began now in order to follow the conversation. Now I'm even more afraid of children. I also figure that Fox Mulder and Edward Elric would have a lot to talk about if ever they met.

(Mulder: Scully, what if Edward is really from a parallel universe? Maybe they have the ability to open portals into other worlds."

Scully: Mulder, don't be ridiculous. There's nothing supporting the idea that there are such things as 'parallel universes.' Besides even if it were true, there's no way any living organism could generate enough energy to created a 'portal' and survive.

Mulder: How can you be so sure?

Edward: ... *fume fume*)


(April 6, 2011) There seems to be a sudden jump in the number of people reading "Humor Me". Considering that it's a one shot lost w/in the plethora of IY fanfics, I'm confused as to why that is. So I reread my work, and noticed that up top I put in one of those "the views and opinions..." disclaimers in. Now I'm not sure why I did that. If you're going to read a Youkai's comedy routine, what else would you expect?

(August 14, 2011) The Chronicles of the Aftermath has been well received by the APH readers. So well that my original pet project, Toxic Toast, is getting a real run for it's money. I love them all, anyway. Allonsy and Ve to one and all.

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The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Ready, Set, Go! by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden and Germany, proud nations though they may be, are not above having fun and perhaps causing a little mischief in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Germany, Sweden - Complete
Had No Idea by waterrain reviews
Russia liked the feeling of floating, but then a green colored spell went towards him and he changed his mind about letting magic affect him. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had no idea it was a bad idea to upset Russia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Voldemort, Russia - Complete
Make It Convincing by Jacquzy reviews
Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Mysterious Case of White by Mollz33 reviews
GerIta & Spamano. Better summary is inside. When Italy and Germany get into a fight, Germany tells Italy to go home. But what happens when Italy ignores the on-coming traffic?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
War is Like a Thin Layer of Ice by OneGirlStudio reviews
"It could give out on you at any moment..." Russia, Germany, and America have been bombed by an unknown country. Thus sparks WW3. Who did it and why? main pairings are: USUK, GerIta, RoChu, Giripan and other side pairings! Rated T for language and YAOI!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,052 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
sorting of the axis powers by myrskytuuli reviews
sorting hat had deffinetly never seen anything like this before. How do you sort someone who is at the same time an non-human entity and completely useless moron. now with Germany and Japan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Flowers For Her Smile by Flashback 1701 reviews
Formerly 3 Minutes to Midnight. In the midst of a busy day, Hungary is stopped when she's presented with a small bouquet addressed to "the prettiest girl on the street". Slight PruHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Water Harp by Zekkenzo reviews
Just a drabble. Romano being nice for once. Germany and Romano bond while Italy sleeps. Not yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Story of Little Suck a Thumb by CacoPhoniA reviews
Little Ludwig sucks his thumb, and Gilbert wants him to stop. Time to break out the Bedtime Stories!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
My Brother's Smile by crocious reviews
In which Prussia has a rare moment of self doubt and it's up to Germany to make him smile again. WARNING: T rating because of implied Russia awfulness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Reasons by TheFantabulousPandemonium reviews
Romano smiled at him – well, almost, but it was close enough for him to get excited about. PruMano, Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ignorance Is Not Always Bliss by JapaneseAnimeFreak16 reviews
I'm over two hundred years old, Miroku. I've seen humans fall in love and stay silent only to end up hurting each other and dying with regrets. As annoying as humans can be, I don't want you and Sango to end up the same way. You only have one lifetime.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Inuyasha, Miroku - Complete
Ludwig by Flashback 1701 reviews
They were two souls for one body, one land, but one had fallen and the other was just beginning. HRE and Germany. Transitional period between the death of the Holy Roman Empire and the birth of Germany. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Balloon Heaven by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"In the past, he had always used stories to pacify Alfred, tales weaved with vivid depictions of heroes and magical lands and princesses, the standard storybook fare embellished with Ivan's own personal flair." Family story with daddy!Ivan and child!Al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Not Our Last by Flashback 1701 reviews
Feliciano is going to begin negotiations with the Allied Powers in the morning, but tonight, he just wants to be with Ludwig. GerIta. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Magic and lies by myrskytuuli reviews
I'm surprised this haven't been done already. Oh well, I'm the first. Magical community walks the thin line of sanity and insanity, story of a nation that never realy was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Magically Musing Dexter by Itsari reviews
Dexter goes hunting in magical Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Voldemort, Dexter M. - Complete
Ambition by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
Russia asks a certain nation to become one with him. Of all the responses he could have gotten, that was probably the least expected. Request from Lapoda.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Russia, N. Italy - Complete
Masked by Nightblade888 reviews
Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes
Crossover - Naruto & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
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Toxic Toast reviews
Ah, moral ambiguity! With a universe running low on Time Lords to handle the paradoxes and rifts that creep up, Envy is recruited from the brink of absolute death to help fill the niche as more that just a Homunculus. WARNING: Contains Envy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, Envy
The Chronicles of the Aftermath reviews
In wake of the second devastating defeat in less than 50 years, the Axis are split up to live under the separate houses of the Allies. Kept from their land and people, the Nations struggle to heal both body and soul. GerIta focused. Rated T for safety
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Germany
Where is my Italy? reviews
A dramatic, riveting epic tale in which the courageous and nobel Germany goes in search for his beloved lost Italy. Based on Terry Pratchett's best selling novel "Where's is my Cow." Contains mild language.
Crossover - Discworld & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Germany - Complete
Darth Vader would beat Voldemort in a fight reviews
Need I say more? Drabble. Oneshot
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Darth Vader, Voldemort - Complete
Humor Me reviews
See how the Yokai view on the modern world from the stand-up comedian Inuyasha and his snarky, pessimistic, and overall sarcasm riddled life. Okay, maybe that's not quite it, but it does make us look like idiots. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Inuyasha - Complete