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Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

In the fall,
We circle through the leaves
And talk about the little ones.
And we smile, but never say too much.
The moment always vanishing.
One by one the neighbors' lights come on.
Our October day is almost gone.
Vienna Teng, Antebellum

Hullo, this is Mochilicious, a.k.a Jessica or Min (or whatever other version of the name you'd like to call me).

Chinese, junior in high school, aspiring artist, failing student, swimmer, self-proclaimed pig.
I kind of drift in and out of fandoms, but I've always followed Bleach (okay I'll admit I've missed some things so bear with me) and Korean pop. K-Pop eats my life away, I must say.

As for what I write about, I'm not so good with full-blown long-chaptered stories (although I try), so I'll stick mostly to drabbles and shorts and such with a couple of full fics stuck in there at times.
I'm a huge fan of the Vizards, especially Lisa, as well as the Eighth Division (who wouldn't love drunk Shunsui) and Mayuri. IchiRuki, Shunsui/Nanao or Shunsui/Lisa or Shinji/Lisa (or rather Anyone/Lisa lol), Nnoitra/Nel are win. I go for weird crack pairings as well. I've been loving ByaSoi lately.

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Current Stories:
- Color Me Bleached: Ongoing collection of drabbles and shorts with random characters and ideas. Just for fun.
- Lenses: History through the eyes of Lisa Yadomaru. Various characters with some Lisa/Shunsui & Lisa/Shinji. -- In progress.
- A Single Flower: Soi Fon and Byakuya have a lot in common, but do they share the same destiny? SoiFon/Byakuya. -- In progress.
- Vindication: Rukia coincidentally re-enters the life of her childhood friend Ichigo, but she strangely has no recollection of him at all. They are both hiding secrets and neither is ready to let the other know. IchiRuki feat. Vizards and other pairings. -- In progress.

Number your twelve favorite Bleach characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Mayuri Kurotsuchi
2. Soi Fon
3. Kuchiki Rukia
4. Lisa Yadomaru
5. Retsu Unohana
6. Hirako Shinji
7. Kurosaki Ichigo
8. Kuchiki Byakuya
9. Kyouraku Shunsui
10. Ayasegawa Yumichika
11. Shihoin Yoruichi
12. Zaraki Kenpachi

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
Nothing Shinji/Yoruichi-centric, but yes, I’ve read fics with the two of them in it. I’d love to read one about them now that I think of it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Muy smexy. If I were a guy in Bleach-verse, I’d totally hit that.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
…Brain can’t comprehend. Well, if Byakuya was capable of getting pregnant, Kenpachi/Byakuya babies would be epic and invincible.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yes, and they are awesome. Most involve him getting drunk, being stupid, or being angsty about Nanao/Lisa.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh dang, I don’t think so. Soi Fon might castrate Shinji…

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine, Unohana and Shunsui…I can’t really see Yumichika with anyone.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Wow…not happening, but if he did, he’d probably die of embarrassment then get killed by an extremely angry Soi Fon.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Rukia and Yumichika clearly have different standards for beauty, so what happens when they are forced to work together on a fashion project?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Er. Not that I’ve seen.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kenpachi? Hurt and in need of comfort? Psh. But if I had to, it’d be…Awkwardness. Yeah.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oh well that’s kind of disturbing. But it’d be something like…Lisa wants to see Mayuri under all that paint, so she sneaks up on him in the shower one day, and so on.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Friends list?…Well I have.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No friends list, but yeah sure. Not uncommon at all.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Arrghh frickin’ friends list again, but I’d love to see that. Soi Fon + Lisa would be intense, and Unohana is just awesome.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
“Why am I so beautiful?!” Lol.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I’m Too Sexy.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Extreme violence and disturbing images. Involves the cutting of bodies for entertainment and scientific purposes.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Soi Fon does not respond well to pick-up lines.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
“Aww my two little kiddies are growing up! …They should get out and socialize more.”

20. How emo is Seven?

21. What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?
Mayuri: My studies show that my new technology is very…pleasurable.
Lisa: …I have porn.

22. What would Six look like if she was cross-dressing?
Creepy woman with beautiful blonde hair, no boobs and a huge ass creepy smile.

23. What would a One/Two baby look like?
Tiny heartless killing machine.

24. What is Five's ultimate weakness?
Unohana is pro and has no weakness.

25. Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?
Perhaps lovers. Lisa could show Soi Fon some moves ;) But hopefully friends. Soi Fon has to lighten up a little.

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Um. I’d tell Ichigo that he’s with the wrong Kuchiki.

27. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
24/7, drunk and sober. It would be mutual of course.

28. What is Six's super-secret Kink?
Dunno, something with his tongue ring?

29. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
IchiRuki?! I swear I didn’t do this on purpose. But…Rukia. Heh.

30. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Mayuri and Ichigo are in a happy relationship (Like hell they were) until Ichigo suddenly runs off with Lisa (YES. I like this). Mayuri, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yoruichi and a brief unhappy affair with Kenpachi, then follows the wise advice of Unohana (so fitting) and finds true love with Rukia (…Uh.)

-Suggest a title for this plot, if it were to be put into fanfic form.

31. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday, actually. Unohana is just pure awesome.

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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
A Hundred Years of Solitude by Tanya Lilac reviews
A hundred years is a long time. The Visoreds find that they've been wrong about a few things all along; time does change everything, and it's not always a bad thing. 020: Colourless - Lisa snaps, and Kensei's there to pick up the mess, as always. Kensei/Lisa. (K) Note Ratings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Kensei M., Lisa Y.
More Bleach Drabbles by Kaychan87 reviews
A continuation of my 100 Bleach Drabbles. Chapter 100 - Rukia and Ukitake bond over their shared sorrow after the loss of Kaien. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 47,134 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Rukia K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Book of Ise Nanao by unevilgirl reviews
Ise Nanao received a diary during her time at the academy one day. Ever since then, she has shared her experiences within its pages.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 207 - Words: 138,534 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Time in Seconds by ncfan reviews
Bleach drabbles. Characters, pairings and word counts will vary. See each chapter for more information. .: The Glasses Come Off: Intimidating things shouldn't involve a teenager taking his glasses off. :.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 296 - Words: 112,864 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010
Observations on the Nature of the Hollow by MelissaRose85 reviews
The Twelfth Division's newest pamphlet, the answer to every shinigami's questions about Hollows. Humor/Parody of Bleach and every nature treatise ever written. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Akon, Mayuri K. - Complete
20 Truths: Retsu Unohana & Kenpachi Zaraki by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
The quintessentially odd pairing of all time: sane person and star-haired maniac. With bratty daughter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
Expedition by abandoned profairu desu reviews
.Raikou&Raimei. .oneshot. When Raikou suddenly asks Raimei if she wants to go for a drive, she is surprised.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - R. Shimizu - Complete
Rain by Dragen Eyez reviews
RukiaxIchigo. Rukia wonders about something Orihime said in the rain, feeling a little helpless. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya: 50 Facts of Life by IVIaedhros reviews
Seriously, how I am supposed to improve on Chuck Norris? Why, turn him into Byakuya! Shamelessly unoriginal fun ahead. Rated for general insanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Byakuya K.
Headful of Ghosts by Asking foR lifE reviews
It's always been harder to stutter out a feeble "I like you" when you have half a million voices egging you on. Kouichi/Raimei with a few strange quirks thrown in.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Kouichi A., R. Shimizu - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
The Night They Drank Old Dixie Down by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shunsui K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Truth by The Sh33p reviews
The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
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Color Me Bleached reviews
Collection of drabbles and such. Involves various Bleach characters with various ideas. Ranges from humor to angst to romance. Updated: 08. The Wrong One. In which Ichigo finds himself in an awkward situation with the wrong Kuchiki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Lenses reviews
History through the eyes of Lisa Yadomaru, from the very beginning of her existence. Featuring Lisa/Shunsui & Lisa/Shinji.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Lisa Y.
Vindication reviews
When salon owner and Vizard gang leader Ichigo re-enters Rukia's life, she strangely can't remember her childhood friend at all. Ichigo doesn't know why; he just knows she's hurt...except Rukia won't reveal her secrets, especially not to a "stranger."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
A Single Flower reviews
They have so much in common. They share the same dreams, the same losses, the same feelings, the same fierce sense of duty. But do they share the same destiny? Soi Fon/Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Byakuya K.