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Joined 11-01-10, id: 2598293, Profile Updated: 08-16-14

Hi, my name is Anna!

I live in the USA, state: Tennessee. I go to a college in Memphis, and love to read and write. I inspire to be a professional singer (opera...of course!). I sing, dance, and play the piano and viola(orchestra rules!) I love to watch NCIS, How it's Made, How do they do it?, Once Upon a Time, The Big Bang Theory, and Mythbusters. I am strangely obsessed with Star Wars (Post-RotJ), the Inheritance Cycle, Disney princess movies (random, I know), Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Your Guy Side:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night—sometimes
TOTAL: 4

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE Star Wars!!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 11

Would you rather
1.pierce your nose or tongue? nose. though just to be clear, I don't
2. Be serious or be funny? Funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? whole
4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents
either or question
1. Sun or moon?: Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. left or right? Right
4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?: Two best friends
5. Sunny or rain: Rain
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
About you:
1. What time is it? 12:42 AM (it's soooo late)
2. What is your name? Anna
3. What do you want to do? Right now? –sleep
4. Where do you wanna live? TX
5. How many kids do you want? 3-5
6. Do you want to get married? Yes
7. have you ever done drugs? Nope
8. what do you like on your pizza? I don’t like pizza
9. Can you cross your eyes? yup
10. Do you make your bed daily?: nope
Random
1. Which shoe goes on first? Left
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? yes
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? nope
5. Favorite ice cream? Vanilla
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: 1
7. Do you cook?: not really
8. Current mood? Tired
In the last 48 hours have you:
1. kissed some one? Nope
2. Sang? Yes
3. Been hugged: yes
4. Felt stupid: Yup
5. Missed someone: Yeah
6. Danced Crazy? Yes
7. Gotten your hair cut? Nope
8. Cried: Yes
9. been kissed: Nope
Random questions
Have you ever been searched by the cops? no
Do you have a Dog?: nope
The last time you've been sledding? never
Do you consider yourself creative? I guess
Do you have any friends on FF.net? yes
Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net: yes
Where are you? My house
Look up, then look back, what do you see? Celing fan, shutters
What are you listening to right now? Andre Rieu - Bolero de Ravel
Last thing you ate?: Cheerios
Last thing you thought? what kinda question is this?
You have a million dollars what do you do? save for schooling and life’s expenses
What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing
Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: don’t have a globe, but map…Seychelles
Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it? My sister's Texas History textbook "to support forests of oak, pinon, and ponderosa pine tree. In contrast..." (talking about the plant life of Eastern Texas)
Turn on the TV, what show is on? the TV in this room is broken... :(
Type you name with your elbow: anna...let's see it I can capitalize it. Two elbows! Anna
Now, type your name with your nose: anna...hmmm caps lock for "A"...Anna...victory!
Type your name w/out looking: Anna
Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see? light switch
If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be? I don’t read Warriors
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?: a red pen

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,”
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

CHECK THIS OUT!
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

-A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, Cullenlicious9,mjHOPE94, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Bassoon, ASingleRavensCry, Alyxandrianna Jagged

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , tivamcabby5, Alyxandrianna Jagged

You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyers proved that some shouldn't be.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

86% of teenage girls would become depressed if Glee were to be cancelled. If you are part of the other 14% percent that would proudly shout: "HAHA! NCIS WINS AGAIN!” copy this into your profile.

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you facepalm a lot, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a cat lover! MEOW!

If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

You like Cake Boss and watch it whenever you can!

If Zuko's your favorite character in Avatar: the Last Airbender,copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutaraian!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

I'm a geek and I'm proud of it! For those who like learning and aren't afraid to show it, copy and paste this!

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile.

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NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,548 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Chaperones by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. Han and Leia serve as chaperones on their kids' field trip to Tatooine. Will they keep their sanity?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Alter of Waru by Jedi-lover reviews
This is a Mara/Luke AU love story that takes place between 14 ABY and 44 ABY. A bizarre twist of fate gives a widowed Luke a chance to be with his wife again.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
A Father's Day Story by Zyra M reviews
Father's Day is a bit more meaningful as Han wakes up in his own bed for the first time after a prolonged recovery. Missing moment from after the EU book "Tyrant's Test."
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Stars on the Water by Seams2be reviews
This story fills in the missing beach scene moment from Book 2 of The Black Fleet Crisis: Shield of Lies.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
EXONERATED: The Jade Terrik Adventures by JediMara77 reviews
For many years, I've been clamoring for Del Rey to do a book about the adventures that lead to Mara and Mirax being arrested, but they continuously refuse. -This- is that story. Written for the 2011 Dear Diary Challenge on TFN.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Mara Jade, Mirax T. - Complete
One Quick Wedding by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Mirax and Corran's wedding on the Lusankya.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Corran H., Mirax T. - Complete
Forty Weeks by Like A Dove reviews
Katara shows up at the Fire Lord's with a bit of a...predicament. Post-series. Arguably Korra-canon compliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,729 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Children of the Future by Diggs reviews
The Solo children must be hidden again for their own safety, but they get sent to the only two people who can truly protect them: Han and Leia... before they were married.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,271 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
I Knew I Loved You by Bree Trip-Annytts reviews
Ziva and Tony finaly admit they have feelings for each other and give in, but what happens when Gibbs finds out they've been keeping it a secret and why did it all come down to that?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Israeli Wine and Pearls by browneyesonly4 reviews
Ziva returns to Israel with a friend to celebrate Chanukah after Eli invites her to the celebration. Will romance bud in the midst of holiday cheer? AU, taking place..now. Disqualifying any episodes in the near future.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,293 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dying Changes Everything by Sophie Ranier reviews
Team Gibbs always plays by the rules, but when the Grim Reaper lingers close to one of their own, the rules don't apply anymore. Tiva: A Tragic Story Of Life, Love, and Letting Go.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
What to expect when your assassin is expecting by slightlyobsessedHaylz reviews
A humourous look into the lives of Tony and Ziva as they jump onto the rollercoster that is pregnancy - Rated T for safety! Chapter 20 is now up! R&R it's the FINAL CHAPTER! this is now complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,253 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dear Diary: Life In Somalia by VerySpecialAgentTiva reviews
Little black books can contain anything, even the unexpected. But what shocked Anthony DiNozzo is that contents were a diary. Ziva's diary. "Somalia is a cruel place," she writes, "And I can't wait to die." TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
And It All Goes Black by ElizabethSciuto reviews
When Abby is involved in an accident that causes her memory to disappear no one quite knows what to do. MCABBY!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Abby S., Tim M.