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Joined 11-01-10, id: 2598752, Profile Updated: 02-25-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Assassin's Creed.

Hi. If you're reading this then you have either stumbled upon a gold mine of information or a minefield of doom. You might just want to run away right now and stuff your face into a pie...

The reason that I never bothered to update this profile is a) I'm too tired b) I'm too lazy and (my personal favorite) c) I don't give a flying Luna Lovegood. Imagine Luna flying...wouldn't her hair get in her face?

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Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
More Than I Bargained For by Shelleythesnail reviews
"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ezio A.
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hufflepuff Bash by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
Don't underestimate Hufflepuff's. Have you ever been to one of their Parties? They're wild !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Celestial Guardian by PigeonChicks reviews
Update: Forced into a final confrontation, Luna and Albus' lives are threatened by a being who is barely human anymore. Will they survive the encounter? Will Luna be able to return to her own time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Dying Changes Everything by Sophie Ranier reviews
Team Gibbs always plays by the rules, but when the Grim Reaper lingers close to one of their own, the rules don't apply anymore. Tiva: A Tragic Story Of Life, Love, and Letting Go.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins by Insane. Certifiably reviews
Hermione has an idea. Voldemort goes on a sugar rush. Lame summary, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Of Love and Revenge by Nevra Leona reviews
When Hermione comes back from a summer in France with a whole new look, what happens when she has to share the Head Boy and Girl Common Room and Bathroom with a certain blonde ferret? This is my first story so constructive criticism is welcome! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Reason In Madness by LizzieBeth91 reviews
The story of Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, from the end of the war to the end of their lives. Written for the "Failed Relationships" Challenge on HP Challenge Forum and just because I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Neville L., Luna L.
A Weasley Halloween by Yarrowdays reviews
Colin Creevey is thrilled when he gets letter inviting him to the burrow for a costume party, for he knows that his long time crush Ginny Weasley will be there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Colin C., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
He Who Must Not Be Poked and the Dream Eaters by electo1996 reviews
No plot? Badly written scenes? Constant spelling mistakes? You probably won't find these in this story depending on the reliability of Microsoft Spell Checker! Voldemort and his Death Eaters are known to be an unfunny bunch of villains. But what if I told you, that they weren't?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,215 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Shadow of the Moon by Arlath's Star reviews
Does it matter who your parents are, or what you did in your past? Ysabell Hope certainly has a troubled history - what she needs is a caring friend to help her put her life back together again. But does Luna really understand quite how hard it will be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,679 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - OC, Luna L. - Complete
Heart and Soul by sshg316 reviews
A prophecy says Luna and Draco will one day fall in love. That was six years ago, and Luna is tired of waiting around. It's time to take matters into her own hands. Draco has plans of his own. DMLL First Place Winner, Draconian Measures, 2007 OWL Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The End of All Things by Diabolikal Luna reviews
Nearly a year ago, I began this story and it was my first ever fan fiction. Now, I have it published on many sites and I am exceptionally proud of it. It's based on Luna Lovegood's sixth year and is a LunaRon fiction. This is complete and contains 38 Chap
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete
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A Romance In The Halls reviews
In short, an unexpected visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Luna L., Draco M.
Neville And Luna: Forbidden reviews
When Neville Longbottom falls head over heels for Luna Lovegood, it's clear they were meant to be. But someone has other plans...or is it more than one? Rated T just to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Luna L., Neville L.
How Cesare Borgia Should Have Died reviews
What else is there to say? Much death with poison.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia - Complete
Colinny reviews
With the loss of Harry Potter as her boyfriend, Ginerva Weasley is spending the summer with her family when an unexpected guest comes along...with unexpected results. WARNING: Lots of character death. My longest story yet!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Colin C., Ginny W.
An Unexpected Romance
Deep within the Forbidden Forest is a secret so dark and mysterious that if anyone had a clue, they might just look for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Charry and Luneville reviews
Well, its the most wonderful time of the year, especially for the students of Hogwarts. My first one-shot, featuring quotes from OoTP. No copyright infringement intended. Ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete