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Joined 11-02-10, id: 2599609, Profile Updated: 02-19-18
Author has written 34 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Codename: Kids Next Door, Warriors, Doctor Who, Death Note, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey, I'm Jake. I'm not continuing any of these, but you can find my new works on AO3 under the same name.

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The PickUp Line reviews
They both agreed; he had the best pick-up lines. Ever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Theatre, Apparently reviews
The Marauders, Lily Evans, and Severus Snape are transported to another dimension via potions accident where they are all Muggle American high school students who are heavily involved in their after school theatre program. Meeting their other selves sure is weird enough, but seeing them have different personalities? Just freaky. T for language and the humor of a 17 year old girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Percy's Rant Book reviews
DISCONTINUED. Percy Weasley's finally cracked, and you can follow along with his diary- I mean, rant book. Pairings: Percy/Oliver slash. Probably OOC, but that's the point. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Ryna reviews
"Wizarding Internet is currently undergoing maintenance. Please come back later." Parody of Wrong-BWL fics, Mary Sues, and Characters-use-Facebook stories. For the Transfiguration Competition at 4B.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Scarf reviews
The Ministry has passed a Marriage Law and Luna isn't really surprised at the turn-out. Pairings: Ron/Pansy, Draco/Luna, Harry/Neville, Ginny/Oliver, Hermione/Parvati, Blaise/Theo, Fred/George, Past-Draco/Ginny, Past-Ron/Hermione, implied Past-Percy/Oliver, implied Past-Harry/Ron. Not to be taken seriously. At all. AT ALL. Marriage Law fic, sort of parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
What Happened? reviews
Firewhiskey is not a potion ingredient.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Lee J., George W. - Complete
Lupin Can't Lie reviews
He only reads books and he cannot lie, even if he's reading a how-to-lie book. Because, really, if you're going to lie, you should at least remember it. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
My Mother Taught Me reviews
DISCONTINUED. 25 Life Lessons that Molly Weasley taught the twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Manipulative Moony reviews
Another title being "Predictable Prongs." 1. Remus Lupin wants alone time with Sirius Black. 2. James Potter sucks at unlocking doors. 3. Sirius Black is NOT Lily Evans. JP/LE, RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fear Me reviews
You're looking the wrong way.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - TARDIS - Complete
Alchemist? Meet Wizard reviews
DISCONTINUED. FMA/HP crossover. 5th yr, post-Manga. Ed and Mustang both agreed, their new orders had to be some of the weirdest in history. Or the Fuhrer was pulling a prank on them. Either one. No HP pairings, possible EdWin, possible Royai, definite parental Roy/Ed
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Fred W., Edward E. - Complete
Shattered Conscience reviews
DISCONTINUED. "All my life, I wish I broke mirrors instead of promises, cos all I see is a shattered conscience staring right back at me." AU, vaguely related oneshots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Born of Fire
DISCONTINUED. Because, you see, when you hear fire, you think smoke, flames. We think of falling rocks and salamanders. Semi-collab with theBrillianceofNight. Explanation inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,339 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Matt - Complete
Cootie Carriers reviews
DISCONTINUED. A series of oneshots about the various traits that girls have.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Ten Threats Of The Female Variety reviews
or "Why Alphonse Elric is Afraid of Women."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Beyond the Gate reviews
DISCONTINUED. The Doctor finds a young boy with no memory on his TARDIS. This is the tale of the Alchemist.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
The Truth Of The Void reviews
"I told you Brother, this world needs a traveling Doctor."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Lunar Rumble reviews
DISCONTINUED. Battles are being waged. The cats must ally themselves with wizards. To do so, four must become human for a short while. One must become a cat - for life. After SotM and AU to OotP. Pairing: Jayfeather/Half Moon. Kinda strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Luna L., Jayfeather - Complete
Identity reviews
DISCONTINUED. He'd lie, but he'd never lose who he was. Especially since she was coming back. For good. TND fic, 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Half Dead reviews
DISCONTINUED. Nico cheats death. Hermione has a problem. The problem? Fred.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Fred W., Nico A. - Complete
Know Your Brother reviews
DISCONTINUED. The Weasley twins were separated at birth. George was raised by the Grangers. When the two meet on the Hogwarts Express, they know something is strange. It's up to them to investigate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Songs For Those Of Legend reviews
A series of songfics for Rose and the Doctor. Rated T for language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Life Screws You Over reviews
DISCONTINUED. Draco's parents are in Azkaban and wizard child services need to find him a guardian. All of his relatives are either dead or in Azkaban. While searching for more possible guardians, they stumble across adoption papers. Draco's adoption papers. Book 4 AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
State Your Mind reviews
"If we stay perfectly still, maybe she won't notice us." "It's Hermione, not a T-Rex." For the April Twin Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Giving Detention reviews
Fred Weasley would only take detention from one person: Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Apathetic Cat reviews
That she-cat, he decided, REALLY need to work on her emotions.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Dancing in the Candlelight reviews
Songfic. Song: Candlelight by Relient K. Pairing: 3/4
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
To The Sky reviews
DISCONTINUED. "Chase your dreams and remember me, sweet bravery, cos after all those wings will take you up so high... So bid the forest floor goodbye as you race the wind and take to the sky." Not a songfic. MR/KND xover. pairings ? : 3/4 2/5 Fax Nazzy
Crossover - Codename: Kids Next Door & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Iggy - Complete
Nitrous Oxide reviews
If there was one thing that Edward Elric hated more than milk, it was this. One Shot. Rated T for Ed's mouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
A Grandma's Intuition reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU. When Ed, Al and Winry do something stupid, Granny can't raise them anymore. Sent to live with other family members, they get sucked into a new problem: Magic. NOT a crossover.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Letter from Ishbal reviews
A poem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
BulletProof Poncho reviews
Mustang's first day in Ishbal.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The House That Built Me reviews
Winry visits her old home. Songfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Toy Horse reviews
Trisha Elric meets a strange boy. a oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete