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BOOKS/Series I LOVE

~Darkest Poweres;~Twilight Saga;~The Mortal Instruments;~Blue Girl;~Gracling & Prequel Fire;~Unwind~Shiver/Linger/(Soon to be Forever);~Deadly Little (Secrets/Lies/Games/Christmas);~Just Ella;~Freaks;~Secret Garden;~Anything Written By Libbia Bray;~Devoured;

Fantastic Quotes

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!

What do you call a pair of identical wrincles? Twincles!

School would be a terrible place for me to die.

I'm not obsessed. I think intently.

I got lost looking for my sense of direction

I didn't trip, I was testing gravety... it still works

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me

I smile because I have no idea what's going on

Doctors says I have multiple personalities. We dissagree

It takes skill to fall over flat surfaces

Fanfiction. because I could write my own stories, but it's more fun to mess up theirs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

-Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people, that killing people, is wrong?

-Hello, my name is: GOD- haha

BOOK RELATED QUOTES

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

-When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight)

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?-(Mike Newton)

-You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen)

-Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;)

-Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Bella Swan,Twilight)

-Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen)

-Boys in books...are just better-(Smart Girl)

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-I run with vampires-

Vampire's like Baseball?

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn, but then I would have to kill you.

-Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back-

-It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces-()

*-Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon)*

Tootie, you in trouble - Facts of Life

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Quotes

"I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away." -- Xander

"Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me. Or I can just get on with my life."
"Good for you."
"Well, I didn't choose yet." -- Willow and Buffy

"I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a baron." -- Buffy

"When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?"
"Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque."
"Still dug her, huh?"
"I'm sick. I need help."
"Don't I know it." -- Willow and Xander

"So, you've been seeing a guy, but you don't know what he looks like. Okay, this is a puzzle. No, wait, I'm good at these. Does it involve a midget and a block of ice?" -- Buffy

"Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You. Angel. Big. Smoochies?"
"Shut. Up." -- Xander and Buffy

"Now is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?"
"You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business."
"You know, 'cause that whole stork thing is a smoke screen!" -- Xander and Giles

"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate... just kill me!" -- Xander

"It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die... and oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now." -- Willow

"I'm brainsick. I can't have a relationship with him!"
"Not during the day... but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a relationship that way, but..." -- Buffy and Willow

"How will I know what to wear?"
"Do you own anything else?"
"Well, not as such, no." -- Giles and Jenny

"I'm just gonna go home, lie down, and listen to country music. The music of pain." -- Xander

"Being called an idiot tends to take people out of the dating mood."
"It actually kind of turns me on."
"I fear you." -- Buffy and Xander

"So, we're talking about a guy?"
"Not exactly a guy. For us to have a conversation about a guy, there'd have to be a guy for us to have a conversation about. Was that a sentence?" -- Willow and Buffy

"People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive." -- Xander

-It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

*-She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

*-The hardest thing in this world is to live in it- (Buffy)

Famous People Quotes

-It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known- (Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities)

~The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by critiscm- (Norman Vincent Peale)

-It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top- (Virginia Woolf)

~Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off the goal- (E. Joseph Cossman)

-The best things in life aren't things- (Art Buchwald)

~Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain)

-Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)

~-You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss)

-Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider)

*-A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe)

-And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook)

-With bloodshot eyes, I'll watch you sleeping. The warmth beside me, is slowly fading- (Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for My Valentine)

-Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference-(?)

-You don't have to have a reason to feel good - You can feel good for no reason at all-(?)

-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-(?)

-"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- (Me)

-I look in the mirror & force myself to not look away. You can't look away from the truth. This reality that grips me is making me fall undone. When did this reflection change, & where did this thing come from?- (Me)

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius)

-Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe-

Hilarious Stuff People Say

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

(ha!...funny)Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!-Drunk Guy And His Amazing Lieing Skills

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Tootie, you in trouble - Facts of Life

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your retarded ass.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

*Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway*

Boy Stuff/Girl Stuff/Quotes/Advice/Poems

~Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Never underestimate the stupidity of a cornered woman!

God is created. God creates Earth. God creates man and puts him on Earth. Man screws everything up. God smites man. Woman inherites the Earth.

~Life was so simple when boys had cooties

~Men should be like Kleenx: Soft, strong, and disposable.

Serious/Life Quotes

*-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-

-There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?

-So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell

*-It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them

-I miss you...alot-

-& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left-

*-Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story-

-People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again-

-If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away-

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -

-After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."

*-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

-Strike a pose; & act like your famous-

*-To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist-

-It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever-

-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-

No i've not thought of giving up smoking:

It's my life i'll do as I please.

OK so perhaps i'll die early

But at least i'll have fun Cough, Cough, Wheeze. ... DON'T SMOKE!

Just a little debate to tell you exactly how I feel-

I'm not insaine, and my hand puppet agrees with me.

Don't frown, even when your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

Somebody spiked the vodka.

Weather Forcast for tonight: dark.

*Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

*All things consitered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.*

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

*Education is important, school however, is another matter.*

*If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with violence, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you are inexplicably evil, copy this into your profile

If you love to reminicse about the past, copy this into your profile

If you think Lucifer is probably hot, copy this into your profile

If your best friend is obsessed with a fictional charater, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend often say the same things at the same time by accident, then copy this into your profile

*If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

*whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

A good friend will bail you out of jail
A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, we messed up."
A good friend helps you when you fall. A true friend laughs at you and trips you again

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

*If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.*

*If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)*

*If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.*

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

*If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P)*

*Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.*

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (My best friend got a fur coat and made me close my eyes and then made me feel it, i screamed :(, i'm still angry with her.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

(ha!...funny)Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

*You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

~A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

My main set of morals when somebody insults me or does something annoying usually consist of three steps. 1. I ask them nicely to stop 2. I repeat with force 3. I insult them, cuss them out and or threaten doom, torture, and/or enslavement.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.

If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it.

If YOU HATE MESSAGES THAT SAY "IF YOU DONT PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE" SOMEONES GHOST IS GONNA KILL YOU SKIP WHATS UNDER THIS (i hate them 2)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

*Dreams are true while they last and do we not live in dreams

May driving down the wrong side of the road take you to all the right places