Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
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Nicknames: Twitchy, Dee
I'm currently redoing Draco is Not Romeo, which is now called A Castle of Dramatic Love.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
Opening Credits- Savior by Black Veil Brides
Waking Up- Lone Dinosaur by Land Before Time
First day of school- Absolutly (Story of a Girl) by Nine Days
Falling in love- SHUT UP by Karkat & Terezi (Homestuck Parody)
Fight song- Freaks by Timmy Trumpet
Breaking up- All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
Prom- World of Sacrifice by Black Veil Brides
Life is just... okay- Awake and Alive by Skillet
Mental breakdown- I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack
Driving- Break Even by The Script
Flashback- Do You Want to Build a Snowman? by Frozen
Getting back together- Can't Help Falling in Love by ThePianoGuys
Birth of child- Cooler Than Me by Karkat and Dave (Homestuck Parody)
Wedding- Numb by Linkin Park
Final battle- Beethoven's 5th Symphony by Tans- Siberian Orchestra
Death scene- Replay by IYAZ
Funeral song- I Like It Like Tha by Hot Chelle Rae
End Credits- A Gorey Demise by Creature Feature
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
11) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
12) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
15) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
24) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
25) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
26) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
27) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
28) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
29) I will not lick Trevor.
30) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
31) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
32) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
33) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
34) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
35) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
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