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Poll: Please vote for your favourite Hot Lemon entry! Which story got you feeling all citrussy? Vote Now!
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Joined 11-03-10, id: 2600429, Profile Updated: 10-26-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

TSA Hot Lemons Contest 2012 - Coming Soon!


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Thanks to all our wonderful writers, generous judges, amazing banner maker and awesome readers/reviewers!


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Hosted by TeamEdward-TSA and the TwiSluts Anonymous collective

TSA Hot Lemons Contest

It’s winter time. It’s cold outside and many of us may be feeling under the weather. So what better than a good dose of Hot Lemon to cure those winter blues? Add some sexual healing and you have the perfect recipe for a happy, healthy winter!

Think of the comforting warmth from that steaming cup of honey and lemon – sweet, tangy, soothing and HOT!

We’re looking for stories where almost anything goes, but the lemons must be hot. Use the photo prompts on our blog to inspire your tales of sexual healing, and send us your one-shot of medicinal hotness.

We love romance or angst, het or slash, old or young, long-term couples or one night stands. Love is love, right?


For full rules, please check the blog.

This is an anonymous contest. No posting your entries anywhere prior to the announcement of the winners of the contest, and do not reveal the story you authored until then. You will be disqualified if we find out that you have. This also means that your entry cannot be part of, or tied to, an existing work.

Submissions will be accepted from 9am GMT January 1st 2011 until Midday GMT February 2nd 2011 .

The open vote will be from February 6th, 2011 to 11:59 p.m. GMT February 13th, 2011

Winners will be announced February 14th, 2011.

Awards

Banners will be made for:

First and second place in the public vote.

Judge's pick – prizes for first and second place

The Earl Grey Award – for Best story featuring British characters or locations

First place winners and the winner of the Earl Grey award will be offered the services of the TSA Beta crack team.

Please email any questions to hotlemons@hotmail.co.uk or by messaging us on Ffn http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2600429/TSA_Hot_Lemons


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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,436 - Follows: 4,408 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Charming Beauty Bright by evilgiraffe82 reviews
How can you cope when you are left all alone? Sometimes little epiphanies can be life-changing. Sometimes new friends can make all the difference. Originally written for the Love Lost contest, now extended. A gentle story, AH, slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Thermodynamics 101 by evilgiraffe82 reviews
WINNER LOVE ACTUALLY CONTEST! This is a story of wounded souls, and the love that heals them; a story of loneliness, and the laughter that conquers it; a story of troubled pasts, and the bond that gives them a shining future. Written with Domysticated.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Steamed Up by MizzHyde reviews
Edward and Bella have been married and having sex for over a hundred years. Somehow they have to keep things steamy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Betsy and the breakdown by evilgiraffe82 reviews
Jasper's car breaks down, and a stranger stops to help. Written for Slash Backslash 2.0.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
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So reviews
Bella dreams about her tall, dark, handsome neighbour. Perhaps she should do something about that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Push Me Pull Me reviews
Bella finds herself in the position to make her sexual fantasy a reality. Rated M. Written for the TSA Hot Lemons contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Angela
Nexus reviews
Summary: Nexus- nek-suh s 1. a means of connection; tie; link. AH, Bella and Edward and yes rated M for lemony goodness! Written for the TSA Hot Lemons contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Curse Is Broken reviews
Bella's birthday has always been cursed: on her 30th, she's sick with the flu. Can Edward kiss it and make it all better? An AH story about the gift of playing doctor. Canon pairings, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Return To Me reviews
When it seems like her best friend might slip through her fingers, Bella takes action. But will it make her happy? BxE, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Night Air reviews
Bella needs a break from reality. One night, one finds her. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Bella - Complete
Liquor? I don't even know her! reviews
Just another drab Thursday, or so he thought... AH Edward Bella Rated M for language & sexual content. Written for the TSA Hot Lemon Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing Doctor reviews
Carlisle is swamped with flu victims. He gives an intern some good advice, and a mysteriously immune patient something even better. Rated M for content. Written for the TSA Hot Lemons contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete