kinesty
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Joined 11-03-10, id: 2600561, Profile Updated: 12-10-13
Author has written 12 stories for Fairy Tales, Absolutely Fabulous, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Books, Enid Blyton, Calvin & Hobbes, and Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal.

Hello stranger,

welcome to this little corner of FanFiction.net. If you came here to find either something morbid or funny, you might find what you were looking for in the stories section.

Please note: I update this account only sporadically so I may not answer questions or comments at once. My apologies for that, both to my readers and to my reviewers.

Another fair warning: You may notice some anomalies in my use of the English language which is due to the fact that it is only my second language. But, oh well, you live and you learn.

You may also be interested to know that I’m currently not planning on starting any new stories though you never know when an inspiration decides to hit you right in the face.

With this mental image I'll leave you to your thoughts,

ta-ta,

kinesty

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Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Death of Mary Sue 3: Pirates of the Caribbean by CreativeSprite reviews
Ever wanted to see Jack's only daughter fed to the sharks? Ever wanted to see Will's only sister forced to walk the plank? You've come to the right place. Sue slayers, Alex and Alice team up to give each and every Mary Sue the horrible death they deserve.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,649 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
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Tripping reviews
Eddy has to go on a trip to Manchester to represent her company and of course, she has to take Patsy, too. Wouldn't it be nice if just for once everything went according to plan?
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eddy M., Patsy S. - Complete
The Hobbesian Thumb reviews
It's a warm summer day and Calvin and Hobbes are in the garden, pondering over the sense and nonsense of civilization.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Starling Factor reviews
Starts where SOTL ended. Hannibal Lecter's view on life, letting die and the – yet unavenged – discourtesy of Dr. Chilton to a certain lady. The subject may come up again as Lecter is "having an old friend for dinner."
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Die drei Fragezeichen und das blühende Geheimnis reviews
Es sind Sommerferien. Doch mit der Erholung ist es aus, als Justus, Peter und Bob plötzlich in einen Entführungsfall verwickelt werden, dessen Lösung sie vor große Gefahren stellt.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - German - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Political Peas reviews
Some would rather take a stab at grassroots democracy than devote themselves to the banalities of life, also known as homework. Unfortunately, Calvin is up against the prime potentate who is also in possession of the cooking spoon. Who will prevail?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Geheimnis um den Weihnachtsbaum
Die Spürnasen kehren in den Weihnachtsferien nach Peterswalde zurück. Doch kaum sind sie angekommen, wartet auch schon das nächste Geheimnis auf sie. Können sie es noch vor Weihnachten lösen und dem miesepetrigen Herrn Grimm zuvorkommen?
Enid Blyton - Rated: K - German - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,226 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Serious Business reviews
The Joker has procured some money from the bank. But what is much more fun than money? Right, explosives. To get explosives you have to make business deals with shady characters like yourself. Only no one is as shady as Mister Jay. Rated M for violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Joker - Complete
Serious Trouble reviews
Barbara Gordon has to fetch her children but it's not a good idea to walk around on your own in Gotham City after nightfall. Dark figures are prowling the streets these days. Can Barbara duck down in time or is she in for some serious trouble?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Barbara G., Joker - Complete
Who Is This? reviews
A little riddle about a character from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010
Completion reviews
A poem about the ambiguous relationship of the Joker and Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dead Man's Chest reviews
It's a normal morning at the Monsoon house: Eddie is trying to get her act together and Patsy is busy bullying Saffie. Suddenly their routine is interrupted when they find the key to a long forgotten treasure in Eddie's house...
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
König Drosselbart 20 reviews
Neuinterpretation des Grimmschen Märchens in Versform. Was passiert, wenn die verzogene Prinzessin zu Hause rausfliegt, plötzlich hart arbeiten muss und dann feststellt, dass sie zum Gespött gemacht wurde? Losheulen war gestern!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - German - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete