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Joined 11-03-10, id: 2600713, Profile Updated: 11-27-15
Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Ball Z.

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In progress:

-3YOUS (hiatus)

Complete:

-Punishment in Pink

-How the Grouch Endured Christmas

-Briefs Dicktatorship - available to read at AO3: archiveofourown(dot)org/works/989709

Satire/Crack/What's wrong with me:

-The Real 3 Year BV Get Together Story

-The Entrance to HFIL


All book cover images were drawn by me

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Trois secondes by Morwynn44 reviews
Ma version de l'histoire de Bulma et Végéta. Pour moi, elle commence par ce premier échange : "Vous réfléchissez un peu des fois ? Ressuscitez-les après avoir transféré ici leurs âmes ou esprits ou je ne sais quoi. -Mais c'est vrai ! Tu as parfaitement raison ! Tu n'es pas si méchant après tout !"  Et si ceci n'était que le début d'une longue -très longue- série de malentendus ?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 363,119 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta
The Greatest Love Story Never Told by Batmanismyhusband reviews
Vegeta discovers love in Bulma's ample bosom and other shenanigans.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,227 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
Dragonball Z Pairings of the Apocalypse! by nedthejanitor reviews
This fanfic is going to take you through some of the most patently gross, awful, or just stupid pairings in Dragonball Z fanfiction history. Read at your own risk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
the difference knowing makes by Phoenix Satori reviews
The oft-told tale of the Beauty and the Freeloading-Homicidal-Jerkface. ::Bulma/Vegeta::
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,818 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Big Spoon by wabisabija reviews
Bulma contemplates spooning over lunch. Is it really all that bad being the big spoon?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
The Fairy Tale Ending by DoneAndDusted reviews
My first work of fanfiction for this series. My version of the infamous get together of one of anime's best loved couples; can three years change the habits of a life time?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,416 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta
Missed Connection by Michika reviews
Growing collection of I'm not sure what - Exploring the post-Cell Games V/B relationship and how they settle back into life with each other, adjusting for Trunks.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,124 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
my tru loev by MetallicSoap reviews
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff have a steamy encounter while Geromy is painting seagulls.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
One Heck of a Tale by Volleys-chan reviews
A tale of two. Prompt related drabbles and oneshots that relate to each other in some way or another. T for future chapters.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Snapshots by oddsends reviews
Little stories about little moments between Bulma & Vegeta. Silliness abounds.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta
Capsule Inn by D for Deranged reviews
The World Martial Arts Tournament is postponed, and Vegeta is left in charge of the house while everyone who was going to attend stays over. This will be the worst week of his life. Caution: Story will be offensive in many ways.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Vegeta, Android 18
Tinkerbull changing Tavros's diaper by guyisart reviews
Tavros gets changed; a dark secret is revealed. 2 OF ? PARTS
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Tavros N., Caliborn
Push by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonkink meme. Vegeta loves to push it with Bulma, so much so that she nearly dies. They end up discovering whole new things about each other through the process.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Fondest Farewell by Wonderstorm reviews
Set during the Cell Saga, at the very beginning of the Future Trunks timeline. Spoiler warning! It's Vegeta's last day on Earth before his death at the hands of the androids. The time has come for Vegeta to say goodbye to his family.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Biology Lessons by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonkink meme. Young Vegeta gets the sex ed talk from Frieza-who doesn't entirely understand Saiyan biology. Nor does anyone, including Raditz and Nappa, bother correcting Vegeta's idea of procreation. Until the birth of Trunks.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Lessons on Stroking the Dragon's Balls by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A set of drabbles for AlwaysHatedEssays' birthday. Come witness OTPs you never dreamed of.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011
Kakarotto's Balls by Salome Sensei reviews
An epic tale of obsession that began in seven 100-word drabbles and may now never end. Featured on Topless Robot and LJ's weeping-cock! Adults only, please. 50 new 1-sentence delights up, July 2011.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Vegeta, Goku
Experiment by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline tastes like dusk, like violet stormclouds and thunder and lunar eclipses and tree branch shadows scuttering over windowpanes and words, so many words never written down in books, geez no."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Welcome to Earth by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonkink meme. Bulma and Yamcha convince Vegeta when he first arrives on Earth to kinda changes his mind about the whole "destroy all humans" thing. Minorly AU. Bulma/Yamcha/Vegeta.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Space Taboos by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
For dragonkinkmeme. Bulma becomes convinced that Vegeta is in the closet, and attempts to get him in touch with his gay self and be his gay BFF: by trying to pair him up with her male friends. Unfortunately, he is just straight. And very angry. V/B
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Answer In Food by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
For dragonkink meme. Chi-Chi, after three long weeks of marriage, questions whether Goku can be a good husband with all that implies, and finds the answer in food.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
An Entire Year Away by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for dragonkink meme. After spending time training in the ROSAT, Vegeta and Bulma finally reunite. Right there on Kami's Lookout, and even after being nearly caught. They also discuss androids, and Trunks.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
ReEducation by ChronicallyinFlaming
Written for the dragonkink meme.Sequel to Education. After a night of drinking, Bulma decides to teach Vegeta about what being in a relationship with her entails and what she wants for the future. Femdom.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta
Computer Simulation by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for the dragonkinkmeme. Bulma doesn't like the way Vegeta is screwing her so she makes him watch her with Goku. Doctor Brief branches out into the programming field. Very light M. Bulma/Vegeta. One-Shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma
The Princess' Prince Charmings by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for the dragonball kink meme. An argument breaks out between Yamcha, Bulma and Vegeta over who's with whom, and the ultimately decision is to get drunk and share. Blame Bulma's mother. And Disney.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Extent of Power by Fen-crya reviews
Set back on Planet Namek, Frieza's new transformation has taken him to new heights. He is unstoppable. He has his sights set on Vegeta when the Saiyan Prince decides to try and take him on. "Sexual situations, abuse, and more." READ AT OWN RISK.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Frieza, Vegeta - Complete
Saving The World, Before Bedroom Time by Blanqueraq reviews
A humorous take on the sadly real world problems faced by a superhero and his girl. Videl has such a kind and compassionate heart. Slight, very slight crack, and some very definite citrus.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Ecco the Dolphin: Uniting of Times by Aldara-Nerita reviews
Set after DotF, Ecco is reunited with an old ally, and with this meeting comes knowledge of great danger. Now he and many others must achieve their destiny once more to enable the safety of not only their world, but their entire reality.
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,866 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Set Aside Childish Things by Kizmet reviews
Five years after the destruction of Vegetasai the last three Saiyans in Frieza's forces try to make a life for themselves and wait for the day when their Prince is old enough and strong enough to avenge their people.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,279 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
Business Trip by CumOnYourFace reviews
Laura and Kanas' parents go on a business trip....and you can pretty much guess the rest :P [Yuri, Minor, Oral, Solo, Toys, Oneshot, AU]
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Prince, Warrior, Killer, Slave by Kizmet reviews
Being a hero is highly overrated according to Vegeta, but once upon a time Vegeta was meant to be his people's hero.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Vegeta, Raditz
My Lives, My Deaths by Tempestt reviews
Vegeta reflects on his lives and his deaths.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Vegeta - Complete
Crimson Sister by DoraMouse reviews
Kinda disturbing theory about the Saiyan world that I've had for a while now. One-shot. Completed.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Middle by DoraMouse reviews
An attempt to revolutionize Mr. Satans POV by taking it seriously. One-shot. Completed.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hercule - Complete
Le Morte D'Hamster by Cleebus O'Hare reviews
The Ham-Hams decide to steal a farmer's veggies. What will happen when the farmer finds out?
Hamtaro - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2004
I am Ecco by vantid reviews
Here Ecco speaks to the you, telling you how he feels and what he wishes. He is cynical and pessimistic, his sarcasm heavy in his words. He reflects on past adventures and experiences, all with a measure of scorn and regret.
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/2/2003
Ecco The Dolphin: Final Memories by Jose Philipe Mendola reviews
Echo's final realizations on life. Not for the weak minded. R&R!
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2003
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The Entrance to HFIL reviews
A collection of mortifying short stories and drabbles
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta, Master Roshi, Android 19
Three Years of Uneaten Strawberries reviews
:Vegeta/Bulma: With the threat of the androids looming over the horizon, Vegeta strives to do whatever he can to become stronger. He finds himself relying on the help of a fearless heiress with a streak of pride and sharp wit to rival his own... and somehow he begins to harbor something more than a grudging respect for her...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,153 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
The Real 3 Year BV Get Together Story reviews
This is how it really happened, this is canon, what Akira Toriyama told me. Canon, accurate, not OOC, this is the best and most in-character V/B fic you will ever read! please R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta
How the Grouch Endured Christmas reviews
The grumpy Prince of all Saiyans contributes what little merriment he can offer up for the holidays… an array of bad-tempered shenanigans and bellyachings. Some V/B and suggestive content
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Vegeta - Complete
Punishment in Pink reviews
The Saiyan prince is lured into accompanying his woman on a horrifying shopping expedition. V/B
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete