Bullwinkle's Lady
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Joined 08-29-02, id: 260107, Profile Updated: 03-19-14
Author has written 31 stories for Naruto.

3-20- One of my coworkers thought my suspension was for academic reasons. Nope. I'm a straight A student. Well, I actually got my first two B-plus's last semester. Senioritis or something. It was a paper-work issue, allegedly I committed "fraud." Wait, why are we still talking about this? Leaving for Europe in a few days. I will be visiting London, Paris, Rome, Munich, French Rivera in Monaco, and Amsterdam, yay. So many other places I want to go, but next time! Ironically enough, I won't be visiting Scotland, which is where my mother is from. Oh well, I guess that's on my list for next time, with Greece, Romania, Spain... (too many places!)

1-30- As many of you know, I got -cough- suspended from school until may, so I won't be graduating until fall. I don't really want to talk about it. It's kinda dumb. On the bright side, I'm going to EUROPE instead! I am super excited! So much so, that it's kind of starting to piss people off. As for fanfiction, well - whatever. I don't really like SasuHina anymore. I'll post a prompt here or there, but I'm pretty much retired. I'll finish The Hyuuga Curse 2 some day. Not today.

12-31- School starts back up in a few days. Why, why, why, why, why... But on another note - my last semester before I get my bachelor's degree! WOOOOOOO!

About Me:
I live in NYC (at the moment). I am really tired of it. I'm hoping to get to go to some other country (besides the Caribbean) this summer.
I'm of Caribbean decent, a mixture of African and European.
I'm a college senior. I'm an English Literature and Creative Writing double-major. I graduate this spring. Right now, I should be working on my novel, and yet I've been on ff.net since I was twelve, and can't seem to give it up. I have achieved every peak I possibly could have. I have gotten over 3,500 reviews on a single 30-chapter story. I have gotten close to 200 reviews on a one-shot. And then I deleted everything, then re-posted everything, then deleted everything again - you're getting my MO. I have at least 50 deleted stories still sitting on my hard drive, and I can't help wondering - what was the point?
I'm going to start dedicating more time to my novel. To working, to my studies. To reading books, and working on my vocab, language, and style. Fanfiction isn't going to improve any of these things for me. All it will lead to is (increased) insanity.
But I'm glad I found this place. Fanfiction dot net made me a writer.

12-24- The Hyuuga Curse is on hiatus, not because I have writers block, but because I'm just too lazy to write up the last 1 or 2 chapters. I am not going to allow myself to look at it again until February, at the earliest. I'll probably post a prompt or a one-shot from time to time. And that's it. The Hyuuga Curse 2 will be my last multi-chapter story. The only things I'll be posting until February are on the round-robin, or the occasional tumblr prompt.

12-13- Airyo, AnnaDax, and I are working on a SasuHina round-robin: https://www.fanfiction.net/topic/90543/102154362/1/Round-Robin

12-10- I'm looking at my "What are my best one-shots?" poll (above). If I had to rank them personally, my top three would be-

1. Seer & Snatcher
2. Faux
3. Having Edge


Tumblr. I'll answer questions, post prompts, post insight/parallels on my stories such as The Chaos Theory, excerpts for things I'm working on like The Hyuuga Curse 2, excerpts and short stories I've deleted, writing tips, and critiques & reviews for other people's fanfics. And I will try to stay on topic. :P


Fan/Gift Art:
Having Edge, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5 by lila-me for Having Edge.
Spar - by kaiao for The Benefits of Amnesia
The Chaos Theory and TCT - Uchiha Family - by lems for The Chaos Theory.
The Benefits of Amnesia - by lems for The Benefits of Amnesia.
Can I Kiss You? - by xdoremii for A Light in Darkness/The Hyuuga Curse.
Eighteen by russianmoonbeam for Light/The Hyuuga Curse 2.
I'll Go Get Us Some Drinks by skull-kid135j for Boys and Girls.
It is so humbling when artists as amazing as they are illustrate my stories. I am definitely unworthy.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter 1-4, The Chocolate War, The Hunger Games trilogy. I also like The Translator by Leila Aboulela, Await Your Reply by Dan Chaon, Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler, Escape by Carolyn Jessop.

Poets: William Butler Yeats ("Wandering Aengus"), W.H. Auden ("Stop All The Clocks"), Ted Hughes (his collection, Birthday Letters), Phillip Larkin.

Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall Z, FUMOFFU, Fushigi Yuugi, Tenjou Tenge, Naruto Part 1.

Movies: X-2, X-Men First Class, Inception, Star Trek (2009), The Hangover, Moulin Rouge, all 90's Disney animated films, Kick-Ass, Get Him to The Greek, SuperBad, Iron Man, Inglorious Basterds, The Avengers, Pulp Fiction, Pirate Radio, City of God, The Fifth Element, Catching Fire.

TV: The Good Wife, True Blood, Invader Zim, Lost, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Hey Arnold, Futurama, Spongebob Squarepants, I Dream of Jeannie, Breaking Bad. I loved the first few seasons of How I Met Your Mother, House MD, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy, UK Skins, UK Misfits, Vampire Diaries, and also the first season of Heroes.

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shut up and make me by Panfuretto reviews
Nipples can be problematic. —SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
Please by Cookiethursday reviews
Early mornings could be so nice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn 'the darkest female arts': fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Braceface by Rot-Chan reviews
Kabuto's master plan to make himself prettier than Orochimaru's precious Sasuke: braces. Sasuke endures a mouth full of metal to fix some crooked teeth...for seven and a half days? ::Sasuke crack/humor one-shot.::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,442 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Konan, Naruto U.
Yes, Dear by Meredith Trainor reviews
After six months of marriage, Aang has learned a valuable lesson about the importance of two little words. Suprisingly, Toph is also learning to use those words on her husband, with startling results. Taang, Zutara implied, rated Kplus for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Box by JoeMerl reviews
Written for Taang Week, one-shot. Toph ticks off Bumi, but Aang is willing to fight his old friend tooth and nail to get her out of trouble. Humor, light romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Aang, Toph] Katara, Bumi - Complete
Some Nights by chibismiles5266 reviews
Neji follows Hinata into the forest. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 7,599 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Chopsticks by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blessings Come in Disguise by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Sasuke and Karin try to work together. Pre Shippuden. SasuKarin. Minor making out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Jealous by valorkairi reviews
In which Sasuke gets jealous. Sasuke x Karin reupload
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Karin, Sasuke U.
Innocent Enough by The Fair Ophelia reviews
It was an innocent enough exchange, to those who didn't know better. Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
April Showers by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot, AU. “What’re you doing in the boy’s locker room, Hyuuga?” Mild SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Hawking by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
Ever thought how something so out of place can get looped into a love story, or why Neji's still beating down rumors till this day, while proclaiming he is absolutely straight? Enjoy... a Sasuhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Reasons for a kiss by Mila J reviews
They have been married for a few months now but that doesnt mean they are in love.[Sasuhina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Your Seme? by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaruSasu. Sasuke and Naruto are in love, but they have one problem...who gets to be Seme! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Surviving Together: Retribution by LavenderGoddessV reviews
B/V, final part to the Surviving Together trilogy. While Vegeta has been coping with Bulma's death, an old rival has been plotting the Saiya-jin prince’s downfall. Will this returning enemy ensure Vegeta’s ultimate defeat, or liberate him from his mis
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,671 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
Epic by The Prime Minister reviews
What if Vegeta had known from the outset of Freeza's treachery and vowed to do something about it? A different twist in the DBZ universe. Enjoy and don't forget to visit Vejiitasei (my home site) for more stories.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 372,622 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 11/25/2000 - Vegeta, Bulma
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From Heel to Throat reviews
Chapter 9, Strange Bed: He was in a large, unfamiliar room, on a fluffy, white, unfamiliar bed, and not only that – there was someone on the bed beside him. A female someone, laying on her front, with a pool of black hair hiding her face from view. (SasuHina & GaaraHina prompt requests from tumblr).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,795 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara
In Which Sasuke Gets Karin Pregnant reviews
Him. The drooling, blubbering, never-sleeping, perpetually-crying...utterly adorable...creature, sucking his toe and staring up at them with those huge crimson eyes of his. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/1 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
After the War reviews
After the war, Sasuke is wounded and tired and Karin decides to approach him for a much-needed talk. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
The Hyuuga Curse 2 reviews
He approached her and grabbed her arm, pulling her up from her chair and away from the table. "No - stop - don't-" Hinata struggled, but Sasuke lifted her up, and her family speechlessly watched as he carried her away. Sequel to The Hyuuga Curse. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,640 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Blackout reviews
She detached herself from him and took a step back, scratching her cheek in embarrassment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
The Hyuuga Curse reviews
In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets (which made him twitch), multiple orange panties (which made him twitch even more for some reason), and a few other...girl...things. A Light in Darkness Re-Write. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,831 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Chaos Theory reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Road to Blasphemy reviews
After bumping her head, Hinata makes some sexual demands on the unsuspecting Uchiha. Sasuke has a moral decision to make! Sasuke/RTN!Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Oblivious reviews
At eighteen, Sasuke was becoming aware of what had long been obvious to everyone else: Karin derived sexual pleasure from his biting her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Having Edge reviews
He was seated at the edge of the bed, pulling on a sock, when she decided to kiss him. SasuHina, arranged marriage. Prize-fic for fhclause for placing in The Distance contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seer & Snatcher reviews
Why was she pushing him? Was she so desperate for the things she had seen in their future? What if he dismissed it as trickery? What if it never happened? SasuHina/Fantasy Story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Left Field reviews
They could read each others moves better than they could follow the game. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adult Video reviews
In an effort to uncover a streaker, Sakura goes undercover at an adult video store, and learns more about her fellow rookies than she would have preferred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Date Night reviews
Sasuke receives his toughest mission yet - finding a date. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Boys and Girls reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ultimatum reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Christmas Story reviews
Christmas vacation consists of chastity vows, strip poker, shady gifts, and disturbing revelations. NaruIno, SasuHina, NejiTenten, GaaraSaku, ShikaTema. High school. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H.
Pranks reviews
Naruto could always tell when Sasuke was having a quarrel with his girlfriend. SasuHina, at twelve. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dream Machine 2 reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
Second Thoughts reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bully reviews
SasuHina. High School fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
I Missed You reviews
Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Faux reviews
A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty theme. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cupid and Psyche reviews
He reached behind him, withdrawing a golden arrow. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Parenting reviews
“We...we want a baby brother or sister!” she cried, flailing her arms for emphasis. SasuHina. Sort of a Light spin-off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Maple Tree reviews
A small, delicate hand reached toward another’s face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Negative One reviews
Naruto’s deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minato N., Mikoto U. - Complete
CPR reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Amnesia reviews
The Hyuuga’s eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Dream Machine reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
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