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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto.
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The Advantages Of Being In Control by FangirlUnicornSera reviews
Harry experiences some pretty drastic changes over the summer, which may just change his life forever... (no smut)Dom!Draco Sub!Harry Creature!Draco&Harry Eighth Year M X M Draco M X Harry P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,351 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
Walk of Shame by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco takes the walk of shame, and things take an interesting turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,570 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Harry P., Draco M.
Speak Your Dark Pleasures to Me by Lamia of the Dark reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots exploring a sexual relationship between Levi and Hanji. (Focuses more on the relationship than the sex. Only a few of the chapters really earn the rating.) Established relationship. A mix of fluff, humor, and angst.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/6/2015 - [Levi A., Hange Z.]
Red Thread by valagator reviews
One day, Draco wakes up, and can see the red threads of fate. They connect people to their soulmates. But who is Draco's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Deserving by Cassis Luna reviews
From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 195 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snitch a Kiss by dylanpidge reviews
Harry eyed the new screen set up on the side of the Quidditch stadium suspiciously. There were large letters inscribed above it that said 'Snitch a Kiss.' That's right, the kissing cam had come to the wizarding world. Based off a Tumblr prompt. Update: Riverwave has posted a translated version of this story in French. Check in out on her profile under the title "Attrapez un Baiser"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
All for a Book by MeltedChocolate72 reviews
All Armin wanted was a good book to read on a quiet afternoon, but what he winds up with is more than he ever bargained for.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2016 - [Levi A., Hange Z.] Armin A. - Complete
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Timer by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?" Of course, Harry had to miss the moment his clock ran out. Canon AU, Eighth Year, no smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing but the Truth by DramaSpell reviews
Draco knew that Potter badly wanted to know his secret, but he never thought that he would go so far as to use Veritaserum on him. Half-Blood Prince AU where Harry gives Veritaserum to Draco and interrogates him about the room of requirement. Light smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3902 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Care and Management of Volatile Veelas by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry adopts a Veela. He really, really didn't mean to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 588 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Boxes and a Scrapbook by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
One year after being accidentally bonded to each other, Harry and Draco are free to move on with their lives. But perhaps, what they needed was here all along. This is the story of Harry's rediscovery of their journey and their relationship, of how he gets by (with a little help from his friends).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,359 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
A Choice of Wings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A Choice of Wings is Harry's matchmaking business for Veela who haven't found mates. And Draco Malfoy is his most difficult client. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 215 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Punching Mistletoe by faithwood reviews
Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 173 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter's Party by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Imposter by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
A strange man arrives at Hogwarts claiming that Harry Potter is his destined soul mate. Only Draco knows he's lying. Oneshot Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harmonised Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates (extra smut added at end due to popular request)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
shut up and make me by Panfuretto reviews
Nipples can be problematic. —SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Operation Drarry by otpsarehardwork reviews
Consisting of a series of letters written by the Professors about Harry and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Please by Cookiethursday reviews
Early mornings could be so nice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Doppelganger Effect by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour Has It by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 170 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Blaise Quit Drinking by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Braceface by Rot-Chan reviews
Kabuto's master plan to make himself prettier than Orochimaru's precious Sasuke: braces. Sasuke endures a mouth full of metal to fix some crooked teeth...for seven and a half days? ::Sasuke crack/humor one-shot.::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
HD 'A Good Thing Why Ruin It' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Veritaserum and snogging and, er, ah, why ruin something that works?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yes, Dear by Meredith Trainor reviews
After six months of marriage, Aang has learned a valuable lesson about the importance of two little words. Suprisingly, Toph is also learning to use those words on her husband, with startling results. Taang, Zutara implied, rated Kplus for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Box by JoeMerl reviews
Written for Taang Week, one-shot. Toph ticks off Bumi, but Aang is willing to fight his old friend tooth and nail to get her out of trouble. Humor, light romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Aang, Toph] Katara, Bumi - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 252 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Some Nights by chibismiles5266 reviews
Neji follows Hinata into the forest. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 12,092 - Follows: 4,648 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Amortentia Scent by ThePersonOverThere reviews
When Hermione corners Draco into getting Harry a Valentine's Day present, he knows that she's joking. But she's not. Draco/Harry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chopsticks by Zwei Shonagon reviews
It should have gone without saying that chopsticks were basic implements that any shinobi worth the name could wield properly. Unfortunately, Naruto was just a bit more desperate than usual. SasuxHina Gift for Bullwinkle's Lady.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fermentation by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blessings Come in Disguise by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Sasuke and Karin try to work together. Pre Shippuden. SasuKarin. Minor making out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Mirror,Mirror by jessica499499 reviews
A child mirror is used by wizard to see their future offspring at the age of 10 should they have a child with their soulmate. When Harry looks what does he see? Slash. Harry/Draco.Need reviews to help improve!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jealous by valorkairi reviews
In which Sasuke gets jealous. Sasuke x Karin reupload
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Karin U., Sasuke U.
Innocent Enough by The Fair Ophelia reviews
It was an innocent enough exchange, to those who didn't know better. Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/13/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
Cerulean Blue by Anna Fugazzi reviews
When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,679 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 275 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
April Showers by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot, AU. “What’re you doing in the boy’s locker room, Hyuuga?” Mild SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Chocolates One Veritaserum, One Aphrodisiac by Spuriouslyth reviews
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are challenged to seduce Harry Potter. The prize? Seducing Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Hell by Faramirlover reviews
My first veela fic. Draco's a veela but Harry is ignoring him. Why? DMxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 273 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Orchid.Kisses reviews
During a night of house bonding, surprising secrets about Harry and Draco come to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It All Started when the Girl Fell from the Sky by Phoenix.Writing reviews
The seventh year of the Golden Trio is thrown into turmoil when a surprise visitor from the future drops in on them. HPDM and HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,709 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 219 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Funny Little Valentine by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 8,634 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Reasons for a kiss by Mila J reviews
They have been married for a few months now but that doesnt mean they are in love.[Sasuhina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Your Seme? by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaruSasu. Sasuke and Naruto are in love, but they have one problem...who gets to be Seme! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
View Paradise by Link and Luigi reviews
Sasuke finally gets a look inside Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/25/2004
Truths by DracoLurve reviews
Harry and Draco learn a few interesting things about each other with the help of a little Veritaserum ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Surviving Together: Retribution by LavenderGoddessV reviews
B/V, final part to the Surviving Together trilogy. While Vegeta has been coping with Bulma's death, an old rival has been plotting the Saiya-jin prince’s downfall. Will this returning enemy ensure Vegeta’s ultimate defeat, or liberate him from his mis
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,671 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
Epic by The Prime Minister reviews
What if Vegeta had known from the outset of Freeza's treachery and vowed to do something about it? A different twist in the DBZ universe. Enjoy and don't forget to visit Vejiitasei (my home site) for more stories.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 372,622 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 11/25/2000 - Vegeta, Bulma
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The Chaos Theory reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,729 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Pace reviews
"The watch is set to the speed of his pulse. His resting heart rate is 40 beats per minute. If it goes lower than this, he is in danger. If it goes over 90, or becomes irregular – as I understand, you have the ability to resuscitate him, so to speak?" SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
From Heel to Throat reviews
Chapter 9, Strange Bed: He was in a large, unfamiliar room, on a fluffy, white, unfamiliar bed, and not only that – there was someone on the bed beside him. A female someone, laying on her front, with a pool of black hair hiding her face from view. (SasuHina & GaaraHina prompt requests from tumblr).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H., Gaara]
Scar Tissue reviews
Summary: In a realm of princes, telepaths, seers, and stealers… SasuHina, NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
In Which Sasuke Gets Karin Pregnant reviews
Him. The drooling, blubbering, never-sleeping, perpetually-crying...utterly adorable...creature, sucking his toe and staring up at them with those huge crimson eyes of his. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
After the War reviews
After the war, Sasuke is wounded and tired and Karin decides to approach him for a much-needed talk. SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
Blackout reviews
She detached herself from him and took a step back, scratching her cheek in embarrassment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
The Hyuuga Curse reviews
In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets (which made him twitch), multiple orange panties (which made him twitch even more for some reason), and a few other...girl...things. A Light in Darkness Re-Write. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,831 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Road to Blasphemy reviews
After bumping her head, Hinata makes some sexual demands on the unsuspecting Uchiha. Sasuke has a moral decision to make! Sasuke/RTN!Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Oblivious reviews
At eighteen, Sasuke was becoming aware of what had long been obvious to everyone else: Karin derived sexual pleasure from his biting her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
The Benefits of Amnesia reviews
After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,783 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - [Gaara, Hinata H.] - Complete
Having Edge reviews
He was seated at the edge of the bed, pulling on a sock, when she decided to kiss him. SasuHina, arranged marriage. Prize-fic for fhclause for placing in The Distance contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Seer & Snatcher reviews
Why was she pushing him? Was she so desperate for the things she had seen in their future? What if he dismissed it as trickery? What if it never happened? SasuHina/Fantasy Story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Left Field reviews
They could read each others moves better than they could follow the game. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Date Night reviews
Sasuke receives his toughest mission yet - finding a date. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
Ultimatum reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
A Christmas Story reviews
Christmas vacation consists of chastity vows, strip poker, shady gifts, and disturbing revelations. NaruIno, SasuHina, NejiTenten, GaaraSaku, ShikaTema. High school. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Neji H.
Pranks reviews
Naruto could always tell when Sasuke was having a quarrel with his girlfriend. SasuHina, at twelve. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Dream Machine 2 reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U.
Second Thoughts reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Bully reviews
SasuHina. High School fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.]
I Missed You reviews
Sasuke apologizes. Hinata forgives. Naruto interrupts. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/2/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Faux reviews
A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty theme. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Cupid and Psyche reviews
He reached behind him, withdrawing a golden arrow. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Parenting reviews
"We...we want a baby brother or sister!" she cried, flailing her arms for emphasis. SasuHina. Sort of a Light spin-off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/14/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Maple Tree reviews
A small, delicate hand reached toward another's face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Negative One reviews
Naruto's deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Minato N., Mikoto U.] - Complete
CPR reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Amnesia reviews
The Hyuuga's eyes snapped open. Twenty-five? How could she be twenty-five? She was twelve. And married, he said? MARRIED? To who? Gaara/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/25/2009 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
The Dream Machine reviews
What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
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