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Joined 08-29-02, id: 260108, Profile Updated: 01-18-17
Author has written 108 stories for Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース, Prince of Tennis, Tsubasa Chronicle, X/1999, Kingdom Hearts, Earthbound, Tales of Vesperia, Last Unicorn, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rise of the Guardians, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Tales of Zestiria, Touken Ranbu/刀剣乱舞, and One Punch Man/ワンパンマン.

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Scheherazade by Rabbitprint reviews
Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naminé - Complete
What of the Three Leaf by Tendency reviews
He is curious about love. He is curious about glasses. He is curious about everything Gingetsu. But most of all? He just likes making tea. -RanxGingetsu, one shot.-
Clover/クローバー - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005 - C/Lan/Ran, Gingetsu - Complete
Sixty Seconds by Rabbitprint reviews
Post-FFX-2, perfect ending, spoilers. Dreams can be more complicated than they seem. So are happy endings.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
strength by ace-of-trumps reviews
in which Sanada and Yukimura meet for dinner, and a few issues between them are aired.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004
And after the game by chibilinnet reviews
After the game, Riku stumbles upon the Kingdom Hearts section of fanfiction.net! What follows is the most stupiest and confusing fanfiction ever to grace the Kingdom Hearts section.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
Fairytale Ending by Thorne Scratch reviews
Anthy knows a story. Slight shoujo ai.
Utena - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Adolescence Mokushiroku- Shoiryu Style! by Shoiryu reviews
See the Utena movie? Did you understand it? Well this will either help, or make it a whole lot worse...
Utena - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002
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Font of Passion
After their spectacular reunion in the Galahad Ruins, Sorey is thirsty for what Mikleo's got in more ways than one. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Published: 10/10 - [Sorey, Mikleo] Alisha D., Lailah - Complete
A Practical Guide to Surviving Sabbaticals
(Mikleo/Sorey, Modern AU) Fresh out of university with doctorate in hand, Mikleo lands a professorship. The bad part: it's just an interim position; filling in while his uncle is on sabbatical. And he left behind more work than any mortal can manage. The good part: his teaching assistant is excellent, helpful, and has an ass that can neither be stopped nor contained.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Published: 10/8 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
Bedroom Devotional
"I wonder what your loyal followers would think if they saw you right now," Mikleo said. "Begging for favors of the flesh. Debauching the holy beings in his service. What a scandal." "Not debauching," Sorey corrected him hoarsely. "Worshipping." Shepherd Sorey gets accosted by fangirls, saddled with errands, and then goes back to the inn to play with his boyfriend. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Published: 9/17 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
The Ecstasy of Sergei Strelka reviews
Sergei needs to relax, and Mikleo tells Sorey that he needs to broaden his horizons. (Sergei/Sorey, Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20 - [Sergei S., Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Sit, Stay, Beg
Sorey helps Mikleo overcome his fear of dogs by becoming the dog. (Sorey/Mikleo, modern AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
All-Night Cram Session
Meet Mikleo and Sorey. Mikleo and Sorey have university exams to study for. Mikleo is studying like a dutiful student. Sorey is not studying, and is instead climbing on Mikleo, begging for attention. Will Mikleo give in to Sorey? It's a mystery! (Modern AU, Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
Terra Incognita
Sorey's used to dreaming about Mikleo and waking up needing to change his sheets. But when faced with Mikleo's dreams about him, Sorey feels like he's staring down territories unknown. (Sorey/Mikleo, pregame)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,828 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
A Night to Remember
While Sorey slept, Mikleo kept loneliness at bay by screwing lots of people. (Like, LOTS of people.) Now that Sorey's awake and back in his arms, Mikleo is dead-set on making sure Sorey's first time is a world-shaking experience - no matter how much he has to blueball Sorey in the process to prepare for it. (Post-game, Mikleo/Sorey)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
School's Out for Summer
Mikleo and Sorey celebrate being just-about-free from their doctorate studies by watching documentaries, catching up on their reading, and railing each other stupid. (Mikleo/Sorey, Modern AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Published: 7/8 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
A Reasonable Amount of Trouble
Sorey is an experienced member of the supernatural detective division, the Shepherds, but is a fresh face to the city squad when an unexpected transfer lands him in Lastonbell. Things tend to get complicated when you realize that hot hookup from the bar last night is now your new partner on the force. (Sorey/Mikleo, Detective AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22 - [Sorey, Mikleo]
Forever Ever After
Prince Mikleo of the kingdom by the sea is conflicted by the prospect of his arranged marriage to his longtime friend and "unrequited" love, Prince Sorey of the kingdom in the mountains. He is so conflicted that he must sing about it. (Sorey/Mikleo, Disney Prince AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
The Once and Future King reviews
Mikleo and Sorey's reunion has an unexpected third wheel, who expects a cross-Glenwood tour full of giant pumpkins, blackjack, stolen candy, and a trip to Disneyworld. (Sorey/Mikleo) (BERSERIA SPOILERS)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
The Care and Keeping Of Your Matchmaker reviews
Sorey picks up a new babysitting client for some extra cash. He didn't exactly count on a six-year-old trying to hook him up with her older brother. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 1/18 - [Sorey, Mikleo] OC - Complete
Hey Jealousy
A ravaged town is in dire need of the protection a Lord of the Land affords, and the party has found a likely candidate seraph - a candidate who's taken a special interest in Mikleo. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
The Explorer's Club
A transcription of the minutes of the Explorer's Club's latest meeting, in which its two founding members bang in a clubhouse hammock. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
An Interview with a Werewoof
Mikleo picks up a soaked, wounded dog on the side of the road one rainy night. Though he didn't him expect to turn into a soaked, wounded naked dude. (SorMik, Werewolf AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/28 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
A Tale of Too Many Shots
Ain't no party like a seraphim party 'cause a seraphim party lasts for three months and someone probably turns into a dragon at the end. (Sorey/Mikleo, post-epilogue.)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18 - [Sorey, Mikleo] Lailah, Edna - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Ticklezilla
The dread Tickle Hellion cometh. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Once Upon a Dream
On an afternoon retreat in the forest, Prince Mikleo has a chance meeting with a strange - and strangely familiar - peasant boy. (Sleeping Beauty AU, Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18 - [Mikleo, Sorey] Edna, Zenrus - Complete
Adventures in Cold Feet
Alisha will make Rose an honest woman or die trying. (Rest in pieces.)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18 - [Alisha D., Rose] Lailah - Complete
First Time's the Charm
Hard fact: making out with Mikleo is the best thing in the world. But maybe, if Mikleo's on board, Sorey would be interested in taking things a bit further. (Sorey/Mikleo)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Clair de Lune reviews
Vampire hunter Sorey's first hunt takes a rather unexpected turn when he is caught in a terrible storm and wakes up in an unfamiliar castle - and then he encounters an achingly familiar face.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo]
You Need a Hobby
(Being sad isn't a hobby.) Mikleo has been stuck in a rut for too long, and Lailah resorts to drastic measures to pull him out of his funk.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Mikleo, Sorey] Lailah, OC - Complete
Reconnaître
Sorey grew up alone in Elysia. After becoming the Shepherd, he meets a young prodigy seraph - and that loneliness seems but a distant memory. (AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Love and Spotlights
Sorey and Mikleo are two of the hottest idols in the music scene, and Sorey admits he's really got it made. Now, if there was a way to stop getting boners while watching Mikleo do suggestive photoshoots, he really would have it made. (Idol AU)
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Public Displays of Annoyance reviews
Sorey and Mikleo get way too flirty in a closed space and annoy pretty much everybody.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] Rose - Complete
The Pursuit of Style
Seven-year-old Sorey needs help revamping his look for adventuring, and Mikleo will always be there to help.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
A Captchaed Heart reviews
Saitama braves the labyrinth of technology to help Genos bypass a captcha so he can troll an internet forum.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Saitama, Genos] - Complete
Thunderdome 20XX reviews
Mikasa and Historia duel for the title of biggest lesbian in the 104th in the traditional arena: a chicken wing eating contest.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Mikasa A., Annie L.] [Krista L., Ymir] - Complete
The One I Call My Own reviews
Mikleo's waited this long - a few minutes to have Sorey to himself would be nice.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
332 and Pregnant
Kashuu endures the trials and tribulations of being a young teen mother.
Touken Ranbu/刀剣乱舞 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Yamatonokami Y., Kashuu K.] Horikawa K. - Complete
Baby WrestleMania 20XX reviews
Sorey discovers where babies come from, and decides that Mikleo has to take responsibility for knocking him up.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] [Rose, Alisha D.] - Complete
Checking Out the Checkout Boy
Bestselling author Mikleo needed a place to hide out from his loony fans, and this bookstore has a pretty hot checkout boy.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
Groping for Inspiration
Armin's out of town for the week, and Eren and Jean are left to entertain themselves. By punching each other in the balls repeatedly.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Jean K., Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Never Say Never reviews
Cornered by titans and out of options, Jean is forced to confront the idea that there are things worse than death.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Jean K., Armin A.] Eren Y. - Complete
The Sweet Seduction of Thomas the Tank Engine
Sorey just wanted to seduce his hot TA, but the universe plots against the best of us.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
Superabundant Fervor
Sorey can't wrap his head around the concept of seraphim being frightening - all those wings mean bigger, warmer hugs.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
To Tame a Yeti reviews
Sorey is convinced to allow Mikleo to give him and his hair the spa treatment.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Sorey, Mikleo] - Complete
A Triumph Over Good Taste
Reading trashy dime-store bodice-rippers in bed leads to spooning which leads to forking.
Tales of Zestiria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2016 - [Mikleo, Sorey] - Complete
The Last Stand reviews
Eren and Armin just want to eat spray cheese and cake frosting for three meals a day while Jean is out of town, but that's like, not healthy or something? Whatever.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2015 - [Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K.] Mikasa A. - Complete
L'Anniversaire en Rose reviews
Armin's birthday will be celebrated as such a momentous event deserves.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K.] Mikasa A. - Complete
Next to Me reviews
While Jean is away, Armin and Eren can at least send him a little slice of home.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K.] - Complete
Darke and Sanguine Darkeness of the Darke
Dark Armin is evil and stuff and seduces two innocent and pure knights to share in his darkness and also his new silk bedsheets.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K.] Mikasa A. - Complete
Thanks, Buff Armin reviews
Buff Armin saves the day and also the world. Everyone is very impressed.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K.] Mikasa A. - Complete
Dinner and a Show, To Go reviews
Jean finally gets the courage to ask Armin to his place for dinner, and the night ends predictably.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Jean K., Armin A.] - Complete
Brave Sir Kirschstein reviews
Sir Kirschstein braves a terrifying mission to rescue his fair sir lord from his smoking-hot doppelganger, with a little help from another legendary hero.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Jean K., Armin A.] - Complete
Attack on High-School Athletics reviews
Sina High School goes through about a dozen different sports attempting to find a single one in which they can score a win against their arch-rivals, the Titans. Will they stop being abject failures before their school's funding gets butchered? (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.]
go places reviews
Eren tries to keep an under-the-weather Armin entertained with a fantastical tale of his own crafting. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Décollage reviews
In which Armelle has a shameful fondness for romance novels, and Eren has a deep, deep fondness for her very best friend. (Eren/Armin, genderswap.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
hospitalité reviews
Eren had to admit, the lord of this forbidden castle was a lot more gracious a host than the citizens of the surrounding villages played him up to be. (Eren/Armin, vampire AU)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
dog days reviews
There are certain ways to induce sleep in uncomfortably high temperatures. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] - Complete
strength reviews
That boy seemed really tough. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Liquid Luck reviews
Eren carries a drunk Armin off to bed, boners ensue. (Eren/Armin.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Madly Dastardly reviews
Ymir hatches a devious and underhanded scheme to get her hands in the general vicinity of Krista's undies. (Ymir/Krista, manga spoilers.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Ymir, Krista L.] Annie L. - Complete
Eren Jaeger and His Tiny, Tiny Shorts reviews
Eren does not appreciate uninformed critique of his fashion choices.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] Mikasa A. - Complete
Requiem for a Dream reviews
Jean is a cool strong man with lots of muscles and boys and girls like it when he shows them his many muscles and coolness. (Jean/Mikasa/Armin, Jean/Eren, Jean/his right hand.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Jean K., Mikasa A., Armin A., Eren Y.] - Complete
Deerboy Simulator reviews
Eren would be able to get this flower for Armin a lot easier if he had creepy goat climbing skills. But fuck goats. (Eren/Armin, deerboy AU.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] Mikasa A. - Complete
Credens Pizza reviews
"If this was to be her end, she would accept it with no despair in her heart." Kyoko is brought to her knees by a legendary witch.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
the do-me decimal system reviews
There are books in the library, but also privacy, and Eren likes his odds. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] Mikasa A.
A First, and Potentially, Last reviews
Eren and Armin's first time got off to a rocky start. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Stand at Attention reviews
Eren has a healthy appreciation for a man in uniform. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
wetwork reviews
Armin is married to the sea. Which is how Eren wound up in a bathtub. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
talk talk talk reviews
Armin is very, very good at dirty talk. Eren is very, very not. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
se mettre en tenue
Eren likes raiding Armin's closet, but it may be for the wrong reasons. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Strikebreaking Through Ingenuity, Elbow Grease reviews
Krista enlists Armin's help in breaking Ymir's desperate last stand against personal hygiene. (Ymir/Krista, Eren/Armin, Jean/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Krista L., Ymir] [Armin A., Eren Y.] - Complete
The Technological Barrier and You reviews
Levi is bored and wants to sext with Erwin. Erwin is an old man who doesn't know how to use a phone. (Erwin/Levi)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Erwin Smith, Levi] - Complete
A Titaning of the Trousers reviews
Eren works his clever seductions on Armin and it totally works out super good. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
don't want to see your face 'round here no more reviews
On why it's a bad idea to drunkenly harass a uniformed soldier heading home from a late trip to the bookstore. (Armin/Eren.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] - Complete
On Your Shore reviews
One summer, Armin makes a strange new friend at his family's beachhouse. (Eren/Armin, mermaid AU.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.]
stop me if you've heard this one before reviews
Levi has a grand library of blonde jokes. (Spoilers for chapter 49.) (Erwin/Levi.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Erwin Smith, Levi] - Complete
hearth, comfort reviews
Armin would tell him everything, but later, later. (Spoilers for the end of the Female Titan arc.) (Eren/Armin.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Extortion, an Inelegant Word reviews
Erwin's new associate was in possession of such a surpassing and surprising wealth of information on the elite. (How to pay the bills and fund an army with blackmail, without really trying.) (Erwin/Levi.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Hange Z., Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
now's your moment reviews
Reiner tutors Eren in the art of kissing dudes, with a less-than-willing testing dummy. (Eren/Armin, Reiner/Bertholt.)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Eren Y., Reiner B., Bertolt H. - Complete
A Fine and Private Place reviews
Eren and Armin are hard-up for some private time, and Eren will go to desperate lengths to obtain it. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Rainbow Forest reviews
In which a young Eren and Armin spend a quiet night reading about tropical birds. (Eren/Armin)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Visualization Therapy reviews
Armin attempts to take care of a sick Eren in his holding cell with mixed results.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
that vulnerable heel of the thousand-handed bird-queen reviews
Toothiana's revenge on the Monkey King is thwarted by her own terrible weakness.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Tooth - Complete
Selenographia, sive Lunae descriptio reviews
He is forever watching the blue planet, forever circling.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Man in the Moon - Complete
clean slate reviews
The last Guardian gives the gift of a new beginning.
Crossover - Earthbound & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Leder, Tooth - Complete
The Care and Keeping Of reviews
The Stork has terrible customer service and left a newborn in the care of a bunch of lunatics. Chaos ensues.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Heatstroke reviews
A romantic summer night at Jamie's turns into a visit to the trauma ward when Jack has a violent run-in with a hotheaded newbie spirit. Cue one panicked twenty-year-old trying and failing to apply correct first aid to a semi-corporeal being, and getting laid for his valiant efforts. (Jack/Jamie)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Late Night Double Creature Feature reviews
It wasn't Jamie's fault that late-night cryptozoology documentaries brought up the obvious questions. (Jack/Jamie)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Fais dodo, t'auras du lolo reviews
Stuck in bed with the flu, Jamie ponders the involvement of ancient Mezoamerican gods and crushes on Jack. Also, Jack sings. (Jack/Jamie)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Advent, advection reviews
The gifts had not been left for him. He should have known that much, by now.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Our Man Jack reviews
For Halloween Town's annual Three-Hundred-Days-Before-Halloween masquerade ball, Jack Frost is roped into helping a dear, skeletal friend collect partygoers - as well as the guest of honor, legend and idol to spooky-scaries across the globe, the one and only Pitch Black.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Jack S., Jack Frost - Complete
You Were Alone in a Strange World You Created reviews
In her absence, winter had fallen upon her lilac wood.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
Marriage à-la-mode reviews
Flynn is offered the hand of a noble lady, and must make a choice between the expectations of the Empire and those of his heart. Plus, Yuri's drunk. (Yuri/Flynn)
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Flynn S., Yuri L. - Complete
Santa Claus Conquers The Starmen reviews
After Giygas' defeat, Starmen return to Winters. The Chosen Four, plus Tony and a Christmas robot, must reunite to send them packing once more. Jeff/Tony, Ness/Paula.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jeff - Complete
Ohana! reviews
The flawed product of a deranged mind wreaks havoc on Ansem the Wise's labs. Also, Stitch chews on Riku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Xigbar, Sora - Complete
Initiation reviews
Teasing Demyx is a timehonored Organization pasttime. AxelRoxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Winnie the Pooh and Riku, Too reviews
In which Riku is sent to the 100Acre Wood for a reconnaissance mission and gets a bit sidetracked. Set during KHI.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Riku - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed reviews
In which Ansem the Wise proves to be otherwise. AnsemXehanort. PreKH.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Xehanort - Complete
Bonkies reviews
Explaining just what happened between Riku and Roxas' fight and Roxas' transport to Twilight Town.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Riku, Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless - Complete
Temporary Help reviews
Good help is so hard to find these days. Fuuma bravely searches for a new secretary and gets some interesting applicants. Multiple crossovers.
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Fuuma M., Subaru S. - Complete
My Funny Valentine reviews
Subaru gets a rather memorable posthumous Valentine's Day present. Postseries. S&S.
X/1999 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Subaru S., Seishirou S. - Complete
A Very Tsubasa Halloween reviews
The gang is sent to a haunted house to search for a feather. Jinkies!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Kings of the Mountain reviews
Yanagi has planned a mountain training camp, and Jackal is not too keen on the training activities. Rikkai antics.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Kuwabara J. - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Rikkaidai reviews
Three Sanadas show up at Rikkai one day, with one Yukimura to share. An epic battle of wits commences.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Yukimura S., Sanada G. - Complete
Two Officers and a Gentleman reviews
Sometimes, Niou's pranks can go a bit too far.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Niou M., Yagyuu H. - Complete
REVOLUCIÓN! reviews
Shinji faces DDR. ...sort of.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Ibu S., Kamio A. - Complete
The Case of the Conniving CatBurglar reviews
OR, My Fork Lady The Sanada Detective Agency is on the case of a mysterious catburglar. Marui is the slightly reluctant bait. The third installment of the Rikkai Detective Saga.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2005
The Mitten That Wasn't There reviews
Hikaru has lost her mitten, and the knight trio embarks on an epic journey to find it. Oneshot.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
The Case of the Pilfered Professor reviews
(OR: Dude, Where's My Data Man?) Yanagi is kidnapped by a mysterious man. Can the Sanada Detective Agency find him before it's too late? The second piece of the epic Rikkai Detective Saga.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/12/2004
The Case of the Missing Panties reviews
(OR, How Sanada Got His Groove Back) Yukimura's panties have gone missing, and it's up to Sanada to find them.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2004
The Uke Support Group reviews
(OR, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb) Shishido reluctantly joins an Uke Support Group. Hilarity ensues.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2003
Ryoma and Momo's Big Big Closet Adventure reviews
After a prank goes awry, Momoshiro and Ryoma find themselves locked inside a broom closet. MomoxRyo.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
The Great Mysteries of Rayearth reviews
The eternal--why we're here, why the toast always lands butter side down--will not be answered here. However, we did find out what underwear the characters are wearing. Slight spoilers.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003
Hikaru's Newlyweds Game reviews
Hikaru is hosting the Newlyweds Game. Take cover.
Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Complete