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Author has written 1 story for Ed, Edd n Eddy.

News Flash! I Changed my username! I used to be onigirithoru2, but was afraid that it sounded stupid and would get too easily confused with the other onigirithoru. Just a heads-up!

So, I haven't done a particularly large amount of stories yet. I would like to let you know this is partially because I like to focus on one fanfic at a time. It keeps things easier and going faster. So how about I tell you my fake name and a few other things so I can finish the one story to my name and work at becoming a legend?

JSYK, I'm on DeaviantArt: username is onigirithoru.

Super Profile Spring Cleaning! Good by, Copy-paste, hello meaningful things!

I lied! More Copy-Paste.


You can abuse me all you want, I'll pretend it doesn't hurt

But on the inside a little piece of my heart just broke off

And I'll tape it together but it's not the same

That one little bit will never remain.


If life gives you MELONS...chances are you're dylexic.


I went to Rocoon City and all I got was this lousy T-Virus.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.


Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Goblet of Fire for the win!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
Prisoner of Azkaban. Oh, and also Chamber of Secrets.

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Ron Weasley, and Luna Lovegood

What house do you prefer to be in?
Gryffindor!

But what house would you think you'll be in?
I'm a Hufflepuff.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Nearly Headless Nick :3

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?
Care of Magical Creatures :D

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Hagrid, of course!

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Keeper

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?
Keeper

Who do you want to make friends with?
Ron, Hermione, and Luna

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Luna and Hermione, along with Ron

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Luna and I are both strange and distant plus I like to go off and do my own thing. Hermione because we both are smart-tastic, and Ron because he makes me laugh.

Which character in the book can you relate to?

Luna for sure

What pet would you get?

An owl

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Me...eating lots of chocolate? I don't know my life is pretty good right now.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Yes.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?
I would probably just stand there, mouth agape, staring at him. But after a while I'd be all, "Oh do come in! Would you like some iced tea? A brownie maybe?"

What would be his reaction to your reaction?
Um, okay. He might be like, "Oh, uh, I don't want anything. Thanks?" *looks at me strangely as I internally flip out about my amazing luck*

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

I would tell Harry...IN PARSELTONGUE.

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?
Hell yes! That b*ch is crazy...sorry, but she is!

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?
Oh, probably Ron, but if Hermione

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.
Hermione

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.
Hermione

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?
Black...

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?
Hot Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?
Orange!!!!!

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?
Green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
Nope.

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)
Being able to stand up for myself and not just other people.

Do you like the books more or the movies?
I like them both

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?
Sirius Black aka Padfoot

What would your Patronus take shape in?
A fox

What would be your Animagus form?
A fox

What subject do you want to be the best in?
Care of Magical Creatures~ Or Potions. Because, it's basically chemistry, but more magic-whims-tastical.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been toldXD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team (or used to be), so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


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Of Snow, Parties, and Glasses by Divinesheep reviews
Brainy/OC, and lotsa funniness. full summary inside!
Smurfs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 9/16/2008
Falling Through by Lampyridae92 reviews
SILLINESS WARNING! Apparently, it IS possible to fall into a movie! Remmy and I are going 3D, people! Now certain aliens have to survive two teens in the once evil Lair! If you don't like it silly, stand clear! But if you are into laughing, take a look.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 61,050 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Yes, of course they're serious by HinataElyonToph reviews
Makenna comes to New York to start her career and to meet up with her brother. She soon finds herself on the wildest adventure of her life. But she wasn't expecting to fall in love along the way. RayxOC COMPLETE!
Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Ray S. - Complete
Parental Control by GhostHelwig reviews
Sometimes learning takes a lifetime. Even for a genius like Eddward. Rated Kplus for absolutely nothing.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edd
Smarts Ain't Everything That's Important by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
OK, back by popular demand, Dylan is here for his story. He is also joined by a new cast of friends and a leading lady. LeiaxDylan. Sequel to I Always Wanted My Kids to be Smart. Story should start soon.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
I Always Wanted My Kids to be Smart by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
Okay, I look at Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful life, and I find that there are bachelor counterparts for Nami, Celia, and Lumina, but noone for Muffy. I'm fixing that. MuffyxDaryl. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Muffy, Daryll - Complete
Happily Ever After by Amras Felagund reviews
Years pass by, but the love of a boy and a girl endures the rigors of those bent on keeping them apart... TimmyTrixie, CosmoWanda, TootieOC, ChesterOC. DPFOP xover later on! Rated T for dark elements and violent images later on. Complete! R&R!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Timmy, Trixie - Complete
Try to Understand reviews
A little romance between Double D and an OC. She seems perfect on the outside...but she's hiding a secret. *Reviews appreciated, I don't own anything.*
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Edd