Author has written 6 stories for Hellsing, Persona Series, Buso Renkin, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Super Smash Brothers.
Name: Chidori will do.
Age: A secret.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black.
Sexuality: Hella gay.
Tristan: Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich.
Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British.
Yugi: Ah, there she is. Okay Pharoah. You can thank me later and remember, no hickies.
Yami: Huh? Yugi, you little [bleep]. You son of a f[bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep]! I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and then shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! And then, [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! (slight pause) [Bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) Hi there.
Yami: Yugiohs. It stays crunchy, even in milk.
Worker: Welcome, Ms. Ishatar. On behalf of the Domino Museum, I'd like to welcome you to America... or Japan. I'm not quite sure were we are. It's pretty vague.
Ishizu: I trust you have made all the nesscessary arrangements for my exhibition.
Worker: Don't worry. I have developed an ingenius plan to transport your ancient Egyptian Artifacts.
Ishizu: You're placing them into several vehicles disguised as garbage trucks.
Worker: How did you know?
Ishizu: My Millenium Necklace gives me the power to see the future and it also to break the fourth wall.
Worker: That's pretty neat. What else can you see?
Ishizu: In about five seconds, you'll be interrupted by the opening credits .
Worker: What the hell are you talking ab- (get's interrupted)
Marta: That damn Alice! How could she do this to Tenebrae?! Next time I see her, I'm gonna tie her up and toss her butt into Flanoir harbor!
Ratatosk Emil: You're too soft. I'd sling a rope around her and hang her from the tops of the Fooji Mountains.
Sheena: I understand how you both feel, but I can't say I approve of your choice of words. Harsh words are evidence of troubled minds.
Marta: Okay then, the next time I have the pleasure of a rendezvous with Lady Alice, I would truly enjoy the opportunity to politely wrap her up with ropes and kindly submerge her in the beautiful waters of Flanoir harbor!
Ratatosk Emil: *sigh*
Tales of Symphonia: Knight of Ratatosk/Dawn of the New World
Yosuke: Uh... Satonaka-san.
Chie: What's with the formality?
Yosuke: Please spare me until my next pay check! *hands Chie DVD case and starts to walk towards door*
Chie: Hey! Get back here! *kicks Yosuke* It's cracked! My Trial of the Dragon!
Yosuke: I think mine's cracked too... critical hit to the nads...
Artemis: Hey! Don't follow her! She's working for that creep!
Zatanna: But she saved me! Why that?
Artemis: How would I know? Secret!
*sudden explosion in the kitchen*
Tokiko: If the time should come for you to die, I'm going to die with you!
Kazuki: Then if you die too, I'll die as well!
Papillion: You're looking a little thin, Tokiko.
Papillion: And those clothes! Have you no shame?
Tokiko: That's rich coming from you!
1) Are you in a relationship with someone? Kinda wish I was
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? To be honest, yes.
3) How many houses have you lived in? 2.
4) Favorite candy bar? I don't like sweets.
5) Favorite shoes? My running shoes.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes but it was an accident I wasn't paying attention.
7) Least favorite school subject? Chemistry so far
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? no, and I foresee I never will.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah unfortunately in a pizza place that was quite popular.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My life.
12) Favorite genre of music? I like whatever I like.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
14) What time were you born? 11:28 pm.
15) Do you like beer? Not yet. Haven't tried it..
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Naw.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? the Madonna one my dad has.
18) Are you sarcastic? Yes, all the time.
19) What are your favorite colors? Sky Blue, any color of the rainbow.
20) How many watches do you own? I think I have about 2.
21) Summer or winter? Winter. I love the snow, cold, and my b-day is in the winter although it isn't celebrated often.
23) Favorite color to wear? Blue.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither. They give you cavities.
25) What color is your cell phone? Blue.
26) Where is your second home? I have none.
27) Have you ever slapped someone? I don't have the cruelty or anger to do so.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? No because I don't consume sweets
30) How many video games do you own? About ten or twelve. Not sure.
31) What was your first pet? A goldfish named Rocky. Still miss him after 2 years.
32) Ever had braces? No.
33) Do looks matter? What matters is one the inside.
34) Do you use chapstick? never.
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Madame Lagnado, Mr. Zanotto, and Dr. Margarita.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I don't go to either
37) Are you too forgiving? I am VERY forgiving. If you punched me, I'd probably ask you for an apology. If you slapped me, I'd probably ask for an apology. If you killed me, I'd probably tell Karma to go after you and give you a cake.
38) How many children do you want? I'm not sure but perhaps two kids will be the limit I can handle with my future wife.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? nope
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Tong yun - sweetened rice flour balls boiled in tea.
41) Do you own a gun? No.
42) Ever thought you were in love? ... probably am right now
43) When was the last time you cried? I cry every month to let out pent up emotions.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I barely remember last night so remembering 3 nights ago is not going to happen
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I've never gone to either.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Nope never had that happen
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Does the Disney Cinderella Castle count?
48) Nicknames? Chris, Chrissy, Chi, Lady Benevolence, Soul Smith.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No not at the moment
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Never been there. What's it like?
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Maybe
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Only my sis.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? It's not the best, but I'm okay with it.
57) Do you dye your hair? no
58) Does anyone like you? I think a lot of people like me but I dunno...
59) What year were you born? Not telling you... ever.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet...
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yes... I just found out...
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither. I'm not into fast food.
63) Do you like yourself? I have too many flaws to like myself.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Well... now that you think about it... my dad.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Their lips and hair.
66) Are you afraid of the dark? yes
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Yeah, but it was an accident.
68) Do you own a webcam? yeah, but my mom uses it.
69) Have you ever stripped? No
70) Ever broke a bone? Nah man.
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No, I don't really chat often because I have waaaay too much homework.
73) Pringles or Lays? Can't choose! They both are matched.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Sadly, yes...
75) Rugrats or Doug? Meh... Doug...
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I love her so much.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My friend who was joking.
79) Do you have a birth mark? No.
80) Do you own a car? No, but I'm looking forward to a motorcycle license in the future.
81) Can you cook? Yes.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. My inability to do the things I want
2. Amiibo scalpers
3. "Your eShop balance is $0.00."
83) Do you text message often? No. My parents won't allow me to do that.
84) Money or love? Love.
85) Do you have any scars? Yeah, one from when a woman ice skated over my hand and left this thin scar on my middle finger, another scar in my mouth from biting a small piece for so long, two more on my arm from a knife accident, and one on my left pointer finger from an infected paper cut (You must be jealous I have so many scars).
86) What do you want more than anything right now? Hmm... that's a secret.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? I despise them immensely.
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? I don't really like it.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.
92) Do you own a box of crayons? yes.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom probably.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? The Internet.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Myself.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? I'm not sure. I laugh a lot.
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? That's also a secret
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? A friend.
100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (That sure was a rude one)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BREASTS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian. (tru)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY so I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek
I SUPPORT ANIMAL MEDICAL TESTING, so I MUST be an evil, evil scumbag