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Joined 08-29-02, id: 260160, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
Author has written 132 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Monk, Star Wars, iCarly, Harry Potter, James Bond, Resident Evil, Mario, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

5/4/2013: Here's an update on all my incomplete stories:

The Funbag Loophole: I've fallen out of practice at writing in the genre of 'idiot capers' so this one's been back-burnered for a while.

What's in a Name?: Officially, this is complete, but I had an amusing idea for maybe one or two more chapters. We'll see if/when i get around to writing them.

Bromwell or Bust: Another one-shot that I might expand with a few small vignettes -- I've one idea in mind for sure.

Daria and Link: I'm inexperienced at writing childhood romances (Rio Grizzly notwithstanding), so this one's back-burnered too.

How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb: I've half the second (and last) chapter laying on my hard drive. It's pretty much a matter of being bored enough to go looking through my fic folder and being interested enough in finishing it.

Ghost Story: I think this needs an antagonist before I can proceed with writing it.

Blood: My Best Friend 3: Funnily enough, I'm finding it more difficult to write 'soul-crushing real-life based horror'. Go figure. :P

What is Fashion?: I have a complete chapter of this, but I haven't had a chance to run it by any of my usual peeps, and I don't want to post it since I'm not sure if some of the humor is actually funny, or bad-gross.

Daria's Stash: I have a few good ideas for this one, but I'm no longer sure if having a long-ish story about "Moustachioed women run amok" is all that interesting an idea.

Smile: I have some really evil, delicious ideas for this one, but it's difficult to really express some of them.

Humpty Dumpty: I'm really just lacking the motivation to write it, even though it's mostly plotted out in my head.

Camp Pu: I'm considering having one or two more chapters in this before calling it 'complete', while leaving room for a sequel.

Fashion Zombies: You know, I've grown less fond of zombies as of late. Maybe it was due to watching an episode of Doomsday Bunkers in which a fellow described non-preppers as 'zombies', and then later went to a shooting range where the targets were all zombies. (I would honestly be terrified living in the same neighborhood as that lunatic).

In the Trunk: I really need to finish this one one of these days.

School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre: This is one of my more ambitious projects, since after I finish up the story there'll be several sequels related to the other themed high schools in the county (the cowboy one, the Rome one, the Nazi one, etc). If I can figure out a good way to bring this one to a close, I might be able to get to work on the others.

Riser: I only have vague ideas on where to take this one. I may end up giving it up for adoption? Who knows.

Fan Clubbed: Another 'vague ideas only' one. Perhaps it should have been a one-shot. (And it was really just a remake of a very similar story I did, except with Twilight instead of Harry Potter).

Daria Unscripted: I'm really, really unsatisfied with this one as it stands. I need to seriously rewrite it someday.

Bump in the Night: I only have a few strong ideas for this one, and nothing really significant.

w4w: I really like the idea of Daria and Sandi dating just to mess with Quinn, so I want to continue this someday.

Id: Yet another 'I don't know where I'm going with this' story. Come to think of it, it's somewhat similar to Bump in the Night, except without supernatural elements.

Way Too Cute: This is one of my most-requested "Continue this!" stories. I might actually have to listen to those requests one of these days.

Beavis and Butt-head Do Daria: I've always wanted to do more "B&B in episodes of Daria" stories.

Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks: Before I continue this, I need to retcon it so that Helen's dead. She doesn't contribute anything meaningful to the first story, and it's more fitting to the Beverly Hillbillies mold that their mother is dead. (Of course, then there'd have to be a Granny stand-in...mwahahaha).

The Planet of the Grapes: It's really fun writing Mace "BMF" Windu, but it's quite difficult coming up with creative ways of making him cuss.

Lawndale Sucks: Probably should be made a one-hit wonder, like 'Fan Clubbed' above.

Daria and the Chocolate Factory: I want to finish this, if only for the hilarious twist ending I have in mind. (Hint: Ever read the sequel, about the glass elevator? Hahaha).

The Cruelty of Super Mario: I left this one open if I had any ideas to continue it, but I never really did (and the one chapter toes the line between horror and hilarity).

Day of the Yenta: I had some really good ideas for this one, but they might push the story into NC-17 territory, and not in the fun way.

The Cornfield: Started out with some interesting ideas in mind, but...I dunno. I might put this one up for adoption. We'll see.

Commune-ists: I rather like the idea of this one (Helen/Jake/Amanda/Vincent quatro with their combined offspring being simultaneously wishing for a copious amount of brain bleach and (in Daria and Trent's case) leery about fraternization due to unanswered questions about their parentage.

Helen Wheels: I had some fun ideas in mind for this one...I really would like to continue it; it was even nominated for a Daria Fanworks Writing Award once, but I don't consider the story complete, so I refused the nomination. (Maybe if I ever finish it, it can be properly nominated, hahaha).

Myrtle Gear Solid: I actually intend to work on this one soon, thanks to reader demand. We'll see where it takes us. :)

The Best and Brightest: I have a semi-coherent plot in mind, but I'm not really passionate about it.

Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass: I lost the story notes for this way back in the Great Computer Crash of '09, which totally sapped my enthusiasm for the project. :'(

The Highlander: Another 'vague ideas only' story. I've got to stop publishing stories I only have a vague idea about!

Downbelow: Ditto.

Omega Omega: Could use a bit of a rewrite.

The Glittery Chick: "Hey, I have an idea! I'll write a story based on Breaking Bad, while never having seen Breaking Bad! This isn't going to result in the story getting quagmired after only one chapter!"

And Then Daria and Jane Kissed: I dunno. I think I stopped writing this because I got stuck on the mall episode, and my interest has been gradually waning since.

Truth or Dare: I don't think I'll be continuing this one. I think Rio Grizzly captured Daria/Amelia better (even though it was dude Daria). Even disregarding that, the ideas I had for this story were terrible, best left to the reader's imagination.

Loose Fit: I think I always meant to continue this, making it a 'comedy of wardrobe malfunctions' or somesuch silly rot.

A Fistful of Metroids: I never really had any strong ideas for this one apart from the opening chapter. I think I'll declare it done.

1-800-DARIA: I meant to have this one eventually end up as Jane/Jake, which would be awkward and hilarious. But I just don't feel interested in the project at all.

Liquid Diet: The last time I read this, I had forgotten I had a scene where Vampire Sandi drinks some of Stacy's...uggh, why the hell did I write this? And people thought Stinks Like Teen Spirit was awful!

The Young Switcheroo: I think I'd need to rewrite this one somewhat before I'd be inclined to continue it.

A Little Problem: I deleted the ending off the site, and one of these days I want to put up a new one which'll flow into the sequel better. (A Little Problem 2: VD. Bwahahaha).

Daylight: Trek: In retrospect, this was a terrible idea for a sequel to Schismatic. I'd like to do a proper sequel to Schismatic someday.

Two Girls, One Financial Institution: It's hard to write Daria as one of the idiots in an Idiot Caper. :\

iDolatry: I meant to write a second chapter to this someday in which Jesus actually guest-stars on iCarly, but it never materialized. (I also meant to do a separate iCarly story involving time travel and a dystopian future ruled by Carly, hahahaha).

Mr. Monk's Excrement Adventure: I find something so hilarious about tormenting poor ol' Adrian Monk. Maybe I need to think of some new ways to bedevil him so I can continue this silly story.

Duck and Cover: I think this is another one I'll discontinue.

Manse Griffin: Ditto.

Survivor Diet: Throw it on the "I need more than vague ideas, damnit!" pile.

Lawndale Manifesto: This is like the crappy pilot episode they build off of and improve when they make the series proper. (Communist Daria still intrigues me).

Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln: Needs a rewrite, maybe? Or a new title. God, I suck at coming up with good titles.

Extracirricular Activities: Daria/DeMartino is too intriguing to let lie. Perhaps after some mega rewrites.

The Tracy Problem: In my silly youth, this story was hilarious. Nowadays, I just don't give a damn about Tracy Sketchit.

(Holy crap that's a lot of stories).

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In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Sell Your Soul by MegGiry-TheAlbino reviews
Lily comes home after fighting with Petunia, and confides a rather humorus secret with Severus that may change his view of Petunia Evans forever. Rated M for lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,374 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Easier By Three by Faith Alana Alastair reviews
Daria/Jane/Lindy eventually, This is set after the final Daria Episode/Movie, "Is It College, Yet?".
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 60,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Daria M., Jane L., Lindy - Complete
Unspeakable Beauty by QuirksnQuills reviews
A/U after DH, EWE. Luna Lovegood is the Ministry's newest Unspeakable, and Harry's work as an Auror brings them into close quarters. What will happen when The Boy Who Lived Twice can't stop thinking about The Girl Who Lives In Her Own Universe? HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,752 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Living Conditions by sweetprincipale reviews
Set in early S. 3 with a few changes: Buffy is still working in LA, she never had the run-in with Lily that made her decide to go back to Sunnydale, and Spike's come back to California already. Both of them are living completely separate, unrelated lives until fate and its sick sense of humor throw them together. Part angst, part fluff, and of course, eventually a little smut.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,840 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
It's a Wonderful Afterlife! by Sir Thopas reviews
Moaning Myrtle intended to haunt the bathrooms of Hogwarts for all eternity. However, by the 58th century Hogwarts is no more and Myrtle must make her way through a brave new world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Myrtle - Complete
Change of Heart by ebtwisty9 reviews
All Bowser wanted was a good Birthday. All Peach thought she wanted was some time away from life. What she got may have changed her mind...about everything she's ever known. BowserxPeach with LuigixDaisy, KammyxKamek, koopalings, and others.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,049 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Bowser, Peach
It isn't as pretty as you'd like to guess by shatteredhumerus reviews
April is not as tough as she likes to appear. There is a reason why her last long-term relationship was with two gay guys.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - April L., Andy D. - Complete
She Who Hesitates by pettybureaucrat reviews
AU 6th Year. Harry and Luna kiss after Slughorn's party and become a couple, exploring their feelings and sexuality to the ultimate conclusion. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
Sure, they were awake during the day. But it seemed like night was when they truly lived. HHr romance in second year. M for sexy reasons. Featuring Ron "Comic Relief" Weasley. Begins with the Polyjuice Incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,300 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Signs by luvscharlie reviews
Harry has a brand new love of chocolate. Harry/Romilda
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 4,999 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Pancakes WOULD Be Nice by NoLogique reviews
Alice finds herself aBREAST of the situation, if you know what I mean -- and I think you do .
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007
The Roaring Snake by maidros78 reviews
AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,938 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben S., Luna L. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7578 - Favs: 6,223 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harmony: An average, everyday Supergoddess? by DreamSmith AJK reviews
Harmony has always been used by Cordelia, ignored by her teachers, and laughed at by Everyone. So what happens when, on that very weird Halloween, she dresses as an Asgardian GODDESS? No one will be using, ignoring, or laughing at her anymore.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harmony K.
Breaking Traditions by MyInnerme reviews
Sometimes breaking a few traditions is all it takes to have a merry Christmas - B/F
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Hope by PaulThomasAnderson reviews
A beautiful love story about robots and how their beautiful love story is also the earth's beautiful love story. Has some explicit aka: incredibly arousing stuff in it though. RxR plz!
WALL-E - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The War by Talon88.1 reviews
Last Dragon. Chozo Hatchling. A hatred that spans the years, the galaxy, and the battles. Formed by tragedy, fueled by anger, cemented by action, it must be put aside if anything that they care for is to survive the coming war. Let a new chapter begin...
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Legacy of Strength by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
After Obi Wan's death, 19 year old Anakin Skywalker struggles to rediscover his place in a dangerous universe—but as that universe is threatened by dark powers, Anakin must find a new role for himself amidst politics, friends, and his career as a Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 175,434 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Game Over by ALICE IT'S RAINing reviews
A bleaker ending to the Resident Evil Movie, Alice x Rain
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Alice - Complete
The Actor's Rift by Curiosity's Principle reviews
Jack Bauer and four men with the same face find themselves drawn together in search of the one man who connects them all. Kiefer Sutherland. Crossover with the Lost Boys, Dark City, Eye of the Killer, Desert Saints and more. Don't have to have seen them
24 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Jack B. - Complete
Closet Chronicles by Bastille Kain reviews
After casting Moloch out of the computer Willow discovers something very strange with the library computer about a week later. It seems to be linked to the internet of a different reality where Buffy is a television show.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Chloe and The Mice by happyhooligan2001 reviews
After creating an international incident, Chloe O'Brian is sent to London to work with British Intelligence. Crossover with MI5 Spooks. Now complete.
Crossover - 24 & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,723 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Chloe O., Colin W. - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance by harrystrulove reviews
Have you ever loved someone, but had virtually no chance with him? All Myrtle has ever wanted was for Harry to love her as much as she loves him. Now, thanks to an unexpected friendship and a little magic, her dreams just might come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Harry P., Myrtle - Complete
The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Knocked Up by Prairiedog reviews
John Connor had been hunted all his life by his destiny and the Terminators. It was only a matter of time until he fell in love with one.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Revelation by Scecky reviews
Moaning Myrtle and Professor McGonagall discover they have a connection neither could have ever fathomed. WARNING: Contents may disturb you. In a bad way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Minerva M., Myrtle - Complete
Even Idiots Fall In Love! by Divine-StarWind reviews
A romantic comedy, conveying the message that one can find true love in the chaotic world we know as Resident Evil. Watch as the characters struggle to find their perfect soulmate, despite the many misadventures that may follow. Enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005
Bleed Like Me by Chocolate Pig reviews
Two acquaintances get to know each other. DaisyxWaluigi
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Daisy, Waluigi
Zack the Assasin by Zack0Holic reviews
Zack is an assaisin, when he gets causght he meets a strange alien and shes a special kind.please R & R and give me some ideas. first fanfic i put. add.. suspence cause i made a cliffhanger
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
An Erroneous Pair by Banshee Queen reviews
She couldn't help but give in to him, and he couldn't help but take advantage of the situation. And although they knew it was utterly wrong, they knew that it felt and WAS so right at the same time.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 5,372 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, twoshot, based in the Dangerverse but stands alone. Final Battle humorfic. Lord Voldemort wants eternal life, unlimited power, and everlasting fame. Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle are only too happy to help him get the first and the last...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Samus and Ridley Sitting in a Tree by Eyes5 reviews
Exploring the canon and continuity, or lack thereof, in Metroid.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
The Old Prefects' Bathroom by sorion reviews
There is a reason Moaning Myrtle is called Moaning Myrtle...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Flowers for Myrtle by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
All Moaning MYrtle can do is think about death. Until she recieves a mysterious love letter that makes her feel more alive than when she was alive. Who is the Headless Knight on a bloodstained horse? Who has come to save her from this maudlin existence?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005
Red and the Big Bad by TammyDevil666 reviews
Takes place during The Initiative. Spike goes to the dorm to look for Buffy and finds Willow instead. He realizes that the visit won't be a complete waste. Spillow!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
derp by 292401 reviews
derp
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Complete
Mostly Harmless by Rainne reviews
That's right, a SpiderMan 2 Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. What if there was more than one visitor on Earth that knew it was going to be demolished? What if that visitor thought Otto Octavius was someone or something he wasn't?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,015 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Weight Loss by BlueEyesMaster reviews
Jill Valentine heads to the local gym to begin her fitness program. There she meets her mutant trainer Nemesis who may seem mean but has a good heart. JillNemesis
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2005
Residents go to School by Doom Warrior reviews
Wesker and Nemesis start their senor year at Racoon City high school. Classes, football, Chris Redfield, and a new girl have all got Wesker losing his mind. AU WeskerxRebecca
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005
Lose Your Way by TuesdayGirl reviews
The year is 1996 and instead of moving to Sunnydale after the death of Merrick, Buffy's first watcher, she stays in LA. Still, somehow Spike, Willow, Xander, Giles and the rest of the scoobies manage to enter her life, and change it forever. Pairing: Buf
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,211 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Operation: MATCHMAKER by xSPiNx reviews
Team Rocket gets a new assignment to capture Pikachu - make Ash fall in love, and he’ll forget all about pokemon training. Perfect, right? … Right! Then again, things never come easy for our favorite villains… Romance and Humor, Pokeshippy, Rocketshippy
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,818 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
Private Longbottom by Brigitte Treble reviews
A smokey corner office. A pouting dame. Follow Neville as he tails Moaning Myrtle in her mysterious doings as a '20s style detective. A short little Ficlet. Read and Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Neville L.
All your GoldenEye are belong to us! by GreenCat3 reviews
Kitty and Kitkat are bored one day, and jump into GoldenEye, Dora the Explorer style! Warning: Total insanity ensues. You have been warned... -Discontinued. Enjoy the crack.-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
Crushed by Lady Savage reviews
Post Crush S5: Following a potential lead on Glory, Willow and Tara attempt a spell to a God to remake an item lost in the past. Of course, yet another of Willow's spells goes wrong, and something, or someone, else is recreated instead...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,991 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Buffy S., William - Complete
Metroid College Days by Charu reviews
Samus can't become a bounty hunter because she has to finish college. Ridley can't join a group because he has to finish college. Then they are roommates, what will happen next? (PG-13 because of language and violence in some parts)
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Come With Me by Scarlet Ibis reviews
Info on sequel in last chapter!AU s4. Crossover with Ats, spuffy and a baby! Combination of
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Buffybot in Tabula Rasa by keswindhover reviews
Buffybot has been repaired - and now she is meeting the Scoobies while their memories are impaired.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
What on Earth? by Andie17 reviews
Two friends get sucked through their TV while watching Buffy. Spuffy!!!!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Pecan Pie by MaurderMoonyLover reviews
Luna has a secret crush... on ron! and ron feels the same way! what will harry do when he finds out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Ron W., Luna L.
The Fluffy Files by HilsK reviews
A selection of episodes from the show twisted to give them a happy B/S ending
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 304,017 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Buffy S., Spike
Half of my soul and all of my heart by ladydewinter1 reviews
FINISHED! Anya finds a prophecy about the First that involves Xander, Willow, Anya and Tara. So they have to get Tara back... WK first, WT eventually. BS as well.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 130,481 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Willow R., Tara M.
This Thing With You by Gitana reviews
A more serious look at the Spike and Harmony thing back in S4.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Spike, Harmony K. - Complete
Twisted Between Time and Dreams by Evil Rabbit reviews
How would Buffy's life have been different if Spike had been there from the beginning? Spike and Dawn take a journey into Buffy's past after her third death in order to save her from an approaching apocalypse.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,826 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Lost II by portalkeeper reviews
[Sequel to Lost I] The continued adventures of Alexis in Buffyland. [5/29-A/N, not Ch4!]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002
Spike vs Xander by skyz reviews
Spike and Xander face off in a game for the ages....Xander style!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Complete
Something Green by Raiining reviews
We all want Buffy and Spike to have a child -- but what if this happened in Season FOUR instead of Season Six??
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,867 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Furry by sweetnsour560 reviews
Spike has rescued a kitten from the evils of Kitten Poker. He decides to keep it and takes it home. What happens to his reputation? What will the Scoobies think? COMPLETED 4/25/03!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Spike - Complete
Please don’t I kinda love him by Chasingstars reviews
Buffy and Cordelia are sent back in time. Buffy/Spike. Angel/Cordy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,730 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Crisis Management by Kimi37212 reviews
Season 5 meets Season 7. Post- Storyteller.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Buffy S., Spike
Not Quite A Shrinking Solution by Ayslinn reviews
[Complete] Moaning Myrtle floods the castle's plumbing and a potion goes awry. What better set up for an off-the-cuff response to WIKTT's 'The Meeting' Challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunters by Jonathan Levenson by MeB XanWill4Ever reviews
Wahoo!! At long last, Chapter Six!! Angel, Willy, Giles...and a whole lot of Faith!!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Xander H., Willow R.
Dance into the Fire by Dark Empress V reviews
CH 2 UP!!! A different ending to Goldeneye is the beginning of a new story.... Alec Trevelyan survives and he and Bond have to face some new challenges of the future. But first of all, they have to face each other. *NO SLASH* M/F romance.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Slayergate by Lora Darcy reviews
The Nixon Administration. Throw in Spike and Drusilla. Will the White House ever be the same? Hysterical chaos ensues!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Spike, Drusilla
Vampire Slayer by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Set during 'Bad Girls' except there's no second Slayer. Buffy's sent on a re-con mission by Wesley, but ends up getting turned. Who should come to her rescue but the very vampire that she hates... B/S
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,762 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Lost I by portalkeeper reviews
What happens when an inexperienced fanfic author is transported into Buffyverse? [Nominated at World's End]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
Lord of the Rings meets Blue's Clues by Frodine reviews
Yes, another "X meets X," but I just couldn't resist. Sam and Frodo meet Joe from Blue's Clues while on Farmer Maggot's land.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002
007: Fire of the Gods by Anguirus111 reviews
While searching for missing nuclear waste James Bond comes across an unlikely ally that he doesn't want to have. James BondGodzilla
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002 - Complete
Luana Lysha by Saileyn reviews
Willow embraces the darkness within and takes Spike along for the ride.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2002 - Willow R., Spike
James Bond 2: KANG's Revenge! by Captain Kail reviews
The exciting sequal to Spies Never Die! Bond is back in this hiliarious second instalation! (reviews are always a plus)
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2002
James Bond 007 in: Spies Never Die by Captain Kail reviews
What happens when James Bond is crossed with Spaceballs, SA2, some Internet wakos and a nutty author? Read(and review) to find out!
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Buffybot's Guide to the Galaxy by Andry reviews
The Buffybot accidently goes through a time portal - and travels back to season 2! Confusion abounds, as Willow struggles to figure out why Buffy thinks she's gay, and Angel wonders why his girlfriend thinks he's lame.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 8/10/2001
Everything Is Under Control by HilsK reviews
After the events of Wrecked take a different turn, Willow and Warren team up to make Buffy's life hell. How will the Slayer react when the duo decide to use Spike against her?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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Skin Deep reviews
On their wedding night, Harry asks Tonks to reveal her true face. Romance abounds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Enigma of Cornholio Fault reviews
The heartwarming tale of two teenagers whose IQs are three standard deviations below normal and their encounter with a supernatural cliffside that converts people into monsters.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
What is Fashion? reviews
Sandi hits her head and forgets what fashion is. To recapture the meaning of fashion, Sandi with the help of the Fashion Club canvass Lawndale to find out what it means to others. Usually to her detriment.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/10/2012
Shorts reviews
Simply a collection of previously-unpublished to this website, at least Daria ficlets of various stripes. Anything too short to post on its own will end up here.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 90 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/20/2011
Unbearable 2: The Lady and the Tiger reviews
Daria, a captive to the bear she once loved, is dragged on a road trip that will change her and the bear forever. Meanwhile, Jane (who is missing Daria) ponders the nature of human/animal romance, and...hahahahaha, this story is going to be so nuts. Hahahahahahaha.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013
A Wee Bit Crazy
Mrs. Bennett, obsessor over Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bits, introduces her class to Fuzzy Wuzzy Wee Bit Coins and the world of electronic cryptocurrencies, to Daria's annoyance.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013
The Lawndale Manifesto reviews
A different Daria meets a different Lane.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/24/2008
Jane Loves a Certain Letter
I can't really describe this story without giving away the plot. The most I can say is that this takes place in the same loose 'series' of stories where Daria is nuts over Mr. T.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Complete
T Story reviews
Daria loses her old Mr. T action figure and orders a new one. Also, the toys are secretly alive, like in some Disney movie. Existential horror abounds!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Complete
The Lost Woman reviews
Daria gives Val a dressing down, and receives an unexpected - and unwelcome - wakeup call in return.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
It's A Small World After All reviews
Alison tries to play a mean prank on Jane, but the tables get turned on her.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Daria Goes GOP reviews
Jodie Landon uses her father in a hare-brained scheme to bring Daria into the Republican Party. It does not end well.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Complete
Beverly Hillbillies in Space reviews
Riker takes the wrong girl home from Ten Forward. An alternate take on 'The Offspring'.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Lal, W. Riker] Data - Complete
Pimp vs Wimp reviews
After being exonerated over charges that she operated the Fashion Club as an escort service, Linda Griffin is confronted by a Morgendorffer - but not the one she expects.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
The Heir of Peverell reviews
Sequel to 'The Heir of Slytherin'. Tom Riddle's home life with his wife and daughter (and plans to conquer the world) are put on hold when Gellert Grindelwald attacks and takes something very precious. Now he must battle the dark wizard to retrieve it - with the fate of both Wizard and Muggle worlds in the balance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle
Trent's Insanity reviews
Trent flips out. This is my first ever published Daria fic (uploaded to Outpost Daria 7 January 2001), and is only uploaded for posterity. Definitely not due to any intrinsic quality. Seriously, this is bad, don't read it. Or if you must, skip straight to the author's notes at the end. Don't read the story at all, for both our sakes. I beg you.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Complete
Myrtle Gear Solid reviews
A chance encounter just after Harry's showdown with Professor Quirrell gives Moaning Myrtle the ability to interact with the mortal world. Chaos ensues. Regrettably, despite the title this is not a Harry Potter/Metal Gear Solid crossover. Sorry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Myrtle
Blast from the Past reviews
Daria discovers a reason to love the old Nintendo 64 game Blast Corps, to Jane's horror.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Complete
The Heir of Slytherin reviews
Tom Riddle's life is rendered complicated by the fact that Myrtle did not die. His discovery of why she did not die renders his life incredibly complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Myrtle - Complete
The End of an Era reviews
Daria reflects upon the closing of a website. Written for Outpost Daria, which is closing its doors in June.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
The Funbag Loophole reviews
Harry and Luna go back in time to Harry's first year in order to undo a great wrong (and maybe save some lives too).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., Luna L.
Muggle History X reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt overhears Harry say several disturbing things. But are things really as they seem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
My Night at Daria's, Ad Infinitum reviews
To Tom Sloane, Daria was the one that got away. He deals with his feelings for her in an ENTIRELY HEALTHY AND APPROPRIATE MANNER.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
Whilst dating Hermione, Harry meets her parents, and learns something upsetting about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bromwell or Bust reviews
For Daria, getting into Bromwell is a matter of life and death - literally.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Complete
Jake's Lot in Life reviews
Jake asks Daria to do the unthinkable for him.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
Daria and Link reviews
12-year-old Daria Morgendorffer meets an interesting boy at the Okay To Cry Corral.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010
Unbearable reviews
Daria is chased by a menacing figure from her past.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
You Know Why reviews
After Daria takes her own life, Jane struggles to understand why.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb reviews
Jodie learns the hard way that she shouldn't provoke Daria into engaging in student politics.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2012
Ghost Story reviews
Upon her move to Lawndale, Daria meets someone who used to live at her new house...and still occupies it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
The Reunion reviews
It's been many decades since Camp Grizzly, but Daria and Amelia have once again reunited. Except Daria is now an octogenarian bank robber, and has shanghaied Amelia into driving the getaway car. Naturally, Amelia isn't having the cheeriest time.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012
Blood: My Best Friend 3 reviews
In the wake of the events of Man of the House, Quinn fights to preserve what's left of her family, no matter what it takes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012
Danger, Daria Morgendorffer! reviews
Over a hundred years from now, Daria Morgendorffer finds that space travel isn't all its cracked up to be.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
My Bite at Daria's reviews
Tom contemplates a late-night snack. Part of Fhujeth's 'Secrets of Lawndale' AU.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Apple Seed reviews
Part two of the Apple series. Mad Dog Morgendorffer meets his granddaughter for the first time...until something unexpected happens.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
The Cliff Dancers reviews
Jake finally learns from Val what it truly means to be edgy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Breakfast in Bed reviews
Susie Rowe wakes up to an unpleasant surprise. Set in the werewolfed-up fanfics written by Fhujeth aka Komotose on this site , including an OC created by her.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Complete
Apple of His Eye reviews
Part one of the Apple series. 'Mad Dog' Morgendorffer is alive and well, and Jake is feeling less loved than ever before.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Daria's Stash reviews
Everybody's crazy about Daria's stash. And not in a drug slang way, either .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012
Strangers in the Night reviews
Trent meets an alternate version of himself one night...but something is very, very wrong.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Smile reviews
In a bleak, blasted future, Quinn Morgendorffer and her family fall under the watchful eye of Timothy O'Neill, leader of the Orwellian 'Reconstituted States of America'.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012
Daria Dots Her Is reviews
Daria dots her Is, but refuses to undertake similar efforts in regards to another letter of the alphabet, to Mr. O'Neill's detriment.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
Humpty Dumpty reviews
The students and staff of Lawndale High and a few notable guests are trapped in a physics-bending bubble. With resources dwindling and life expectancies plummeting, not even all the king's men may be able to save Daria and Jane...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Camp Pu reviews
Daria's stay at Camp Grizzly is disrupted by external forces. NOTE: Chapters 1 and 2 have been re-edited, and should be given a re-read.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/7/2008
Fashion Zombies reviews
Dr. Shar unwittingly unleashes a zombie plague upon Lawndale, forcing the Fashion Club and a few other survivors to fight for their lives. A remake of an older story with the same name.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011
In the Trunk reviews
On the night Charles Ruttheimer the Third graduates from high school, he makes a horrific discovery in his trunk, and goes to extreme lengths to get rid of it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011
School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre reviews
Daria finds that Lawndale High is far, far stranger than she expected...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011
Riser reviews
At the lowest point in Jane Lane's life, an unexpected visitor comes to her house in the middle of the night.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2011
Fan Clubbed reviews
Daria is forced into the world of Harry Potter - but it's not what you expect.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011
Daria Unscripted reviews
Daria is forever caught in a deterministic time loop where everybody behaves the same except for her no matter what. Hilarity ensues.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011
Bump in the Night reviews
Some monsters are all too real...as Daria Morgendorffer can attest to.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011
Rio Grizzly reviews
Darius Morgendorffer's short life has been about two things: Reading and horses. Until he visits Camp Grizzly one summer and meets the most annoying girl...
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
God Save the S Team reviews
In my latest crime against good taste, I mash up the A Team and Charles RB's 'God Save the Esteem' series.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Man of the House reviews
In this sequel to 'My Best Friend', Jake tells his side of the story - past and present. Rated M for dark themes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
w4w reviews
Daria places a personal ad on the Internet, and receives a reply from someone completely unexpected...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011
Id reviews
Quinn Morgendorffer is the only real Person, and all others are Ugly Things. So basically, this fic is canon, haha .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011
Little Jane reviews
In this prequel to 'My Best Friend', Jane discovers that her brother is being corrupted, and there's nothing she can do about it.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Way Too Cute reviews
Daria detests being the center of attention...too bad she's an order of magnitude more attractive than Quinn.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010
The T Virus reviews
Daria and Jake encounter a zombie outbreak, but it's not what you think...
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
My Best Friend reviews
Daria talks about the horrors in her best friend's life - and her own. Rated M for some extremely dark themes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Daria Meets Mr T reviews
Daria finally meets her idol Mr. T in real life. Not to be confused with my similarly-named story, Mr. T Meets Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Melody Powers' Last Stand reviews
The femme fatale created by Daria is near death and defeat...until an unlikely hero emerges, to Jane's horror. Written for April Fool's Day.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Beavis and Butthead Do Daria reviews
In this deceptively-named story, Butt-head Morgendorffer moves to Lawndale and becomes fast friends with Beavis Lane.
Crossover - Daria & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks reviews
Daria Morgan makes another friend at Lawndale High - head cheerleader Brittany Taylor, who happens to be the niece of local militia head Buck Conroy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011
The Planet of the Grapes reviews
Mace Windu tells a class of younglings the real story behind his purple lightsaber. Cussing ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - M. Windu
Lawndale Sucks reviews
The latest literary craze hits Lawndale, to Quinn's chagrin.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010
Daria and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Everybody's favorite cynic meets the world's most acclaimed choclatier. The world trembles.
Crossover - Daria & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010
The War on Christmas reviews
The 'Merry Christmas' vs. 'Happy Holidays' debate reaches Lawndale in an unusual way.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
The Prank reviews
Daria and Jane plan a prank for the Halloween dance.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
The Cruelty of Super Mario reviews
Peach surprises Mario with a cake. Mario surprises Peach, but with something much less pleasant.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010
The Lawndale Hillbillies reviews
Jake and his family are 'poor rural folk' - until they strike oil and move to the big city. A Daria - Beverly Hillbillies mashup, inspired by the PPMB 'White Trash Daria' Iron Chef.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Mr T and the Fanon Cannon reviews
Mr. T encounters and punches practically every Daria fanon character and convention in this gripping conclusion to the Mr. T Trilogy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Anthony DeMartino Just Wants To Have Fun reviews
Anthony DeMartino is not having fun as his alter-ego Metalmouth - responsible for the murders of two students in the 80s - struggles to kill again...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
If Dumbledore Only Had A Brain reviews
Harry confronts Dumbledore, and finds out why the old man is such a manipulative old coot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Day of the Yenta reviews
Jane handcuffs Trent and Daria together so that they will admit their love for each other...or die trying.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010
The Cornfield reviews
Daria and a broken Quinn come to live in Lawndale. Find out Daria's exciting past! Learn why Quinn is broken! Thrill at my liberal use of exclamation marks!
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Communeists reviews
Helen and Jake move full-time into the Lane residence, dragging Daria and Quinn along for the ride. Hijinks ensue.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010
Helen Wheels reviews
Helen calls Daria's bluff and begins to tutor her daughter in the art of being a motorist. And other stuff happens too .
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010
Arthur's Present reviews
Harry gives Arthur a present.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
The Best and Brightest reviews
Daria tells Jane about a secret she uncovered regarding the founding of Lawndale. Jane is interested, but not for the reason Daria thinks.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010
The Resident Evil AfterSchool Special reviews
Rebecca Chambers is the new girl in school, where the only lesson she learns is WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Rebecca C. - Complete
Alison vs Mr T reviews
Mr. T versus Alison in a duel for the FATE OF THE WORLD. Sequel to Mr. T Meets Daria .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass reviews
James and the Krew investigate a global conspiracy behind all terrorism and violence, and the key may lie in industrialist Wise Glass.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009
The Highlander reviews
Daria, having stayed in Highland instead of going to Lawndale, is evicted from home and forced to take up new lodgings with two old friends...
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009
Spies Never Die: Bond vs Blonde reviews
In the first new chapter of a comedic espionage series, James Bond is tasked with preventing his successor from destroying MI-6 -- the man is just too good at what he does. How will Bond fight a man better than him in every way? Finished!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Downbelow reviews
Jane has been missing for months, driving Daria to distraction -- but when a clue points Daria down below, she mounts an expedition to find her friend. Inspired by an idea from TAG .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Daria M., Jane L.
Omega Omega reviews
Daria discovers something rather unusual behind the door in the attic...Sequel to/inspired by fics by The Angst Guy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
The Glittery Chick reviews
Daria and Jane embark on a business venture of questionable legality.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Daria M., Jane L.
DAYLIGHT: Hell Freezes Over
Fire gives way to ice. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
And Then Daria And Jane Kissed reviews
A series of one-shots depicting Daria and Jane pairing up during each aired episode of Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2009
My Fair Zombie reviews
In this one-shot, the cast of Daria re-enact My Fair Lady with zombies added to the mix . Also, I've never actually seen My Fair Lady, so don't expect much .
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Daria recalls the time she didn't play truth or dare at the Camp Grizzly reunion.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009
Loose Fit reviews
Daria has a wardrobe malfunction at the most inopportune time.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2009
Mr T Meets Daria reviews
Daria meets Mr. T!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Reunion reviews
Two long-parted friends share a cup of tea, and one or two other tidbits of interest.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
A Fistful of Metroids reviews
Samus is a bounty hunter, Ridley is a dragon...in the old west.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009
The Quiet Ones reviews
An alternate ending to Speedtrapped shows the darker, manipulative side of Daria.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
1800DARIA reviews
Daria receives an unexpected call from her father. Hilarity ensues.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2009
Liquid Diet reviews
Sandi gets a lifestyle change. How will everybody's favorite fashionista survive without mirrors?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
The Young Switcheroo reviews
We've replaced Helen Morgendorffer's first daughter with Jane Lane. Let's see if she can tell the difference.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Snow Problem reviews
Daria and Jane get a visit from an old friend. Sequel to Night of the Living Furniture, lots of violence.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
A Little Problem reviews
Daria wakes up and discovers she has a little problem.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
DAYLIGHT: Trek reviews
Daria and her pet Maori god are suddenly thrust into the collapse of mankind back into the stone age. Part of the Daylight shared multiverse thingy.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008
Schismatic reviews
In which Daria loses many things.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Two Girls, One Financial Institution reviews
Daria and Jodie face off in a battle of bank managers for fiscal dominance in Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008
iDolatry reviews
Spencer's newest sculpture is show on iCarly, and it draws some unusual attention.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008
Mr Monk's Excrement Adventure reviews
The highly anticipated sequel to the smash-hit Mr. Monk's Excellent Adventure! After Dale 'The Sentient Nuclear Device' Biederbeck takes control of San Francisco and Monk's life, Monk must find a way to save his friends and stop Dale's plans forever.
Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008
Mart of the Dead reviews
The surplus store where Andrea works becomes the last bastion of humanity in Lawndale.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Duck and Cover reviews
Daria and Jane become trapped in a relic of the Cold War.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Manse Griffin reviews
A death in the family leaves Sandi in possession of an aging mansion in Louisiana.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008
Box to the Future reviews
Daria decides -- mostly by accident -- to get a first-hand account of what her parents were arguing about in her youth.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Survivor Diet reviews
After a freak snowstorm wipes out most of her class, Quinn struggles to continue living.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008
Daria vs Abraham Lincoln reviews
In a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the title, Daria attends Brittany's party alone and in doing so changes the course of human history forever. Well, the course of her own life, anyway .
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Mr Monk's Excellent Adventure reviews
Changes in the lives of Monk and Natalie lead them to embark on a truly excellent adventure. Dedicated to my friend Froglars.
Monk - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Catharsis reviews
A JuhanixRevan ficlet.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Someone Set Up Us The Bomb reviews
In a world where Daria never left Highland, she prepares to remind the world why it's not a good idea to scorn women.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Daria's Box reviews
A ficlet focusing on Daria, Tom, and double entendres.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Horse Sense reviews
Daria is upset about conditions at Camp Grizzly. A most improbable source offers help.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Extracirricular Activities reviews
Daria is pursuing some rather unorthodox extracirricular activities in Mr. DeMartino's history class. Now with less smut!
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Night of the Living Furniture reviews
Tom acquires a new hobby, to Daria and Jane's chagrin. Inspired by a scene from Sappy Anniversary. Warning: Violence.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Her Web of Sin reviews
Trent discovers a woman from his past waiting for him in his kitchen.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
But Is He a Fruit or a Vegetable? reviews
Daria meets Jane's new boyfriend, Tom.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Mental in the Morning reviews
Ficlet Daria takes drastic measures.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
The Tracy Problem reviews
Tracy is filth. He's subhumanoid. And finally, in this fic, Tracy will be destroyed in every way a man can be destroyed. Also, the standard AshMisty JesseJames OakDelia rates apply. Cowritten with my good friend Doust19.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Stinks Like Teen Spirit reviews
Daria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Telling Himself reviews
Ridley takes care of a comatose Samus...so he can kill her? Implied pairing of Samus and Ridley.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2004
Vows reviews
After a long war, Ganondorf proposes its end to Zelda literally. RRated Version
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
The Redemption of Trent Easton II Remastered reviews
Trent Easton is now partnered with Joanna Dark in the Carrington Institute. However, they both stumble unto a plot more insiduous than the conspiracy to activate the Cetan megaweapon.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 9/28/2002
Forget Me Not reviews
Ridley finally captures Samus -- who has suffered complete memory loss.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Complete
Love is Pain reviews
An extremely twisted ficlet. Reader caution: Violent content ahead.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
The Redemption of Trent Easton: Remastered Edition reviews
Trent Easton meets a Scandinavian who promises power, technology, and glory. Alternate take on PD. Newly rewritten version.
Perfect Dark - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Complete