Author has written 132 stories for Perfect Dark, Daria, Metroid, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Monk, Star Wars, iCarly, Harry Potter, James Bond, Resident Evil, Mario, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Beavis and Butt-Head, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
5/4/2013: Here's an update on all my incomplete stories:
The Funbag Loophole: I've fallen out of practice at writing in the genre of 'idiot capers' so this one's been back-burnered for a while.
What's in a Name?: Officially, this is complete, but I had an amusing idea for maybe one or two more chapters. We'll see if/when i get around to writing them.
Bromwell or Bust: Another one-shot that I might expand with a few small vignettes -- I've one idea in mind for sure.
Daria and Link: I'm inexperienced at writing childhood romances (Rio Grizzly notwithstanding), so this one's back-burnered too.
How Jodie Learned to Start Worrying and Hate the Bomb: I've half the second (and last) chapter laying on my hard drive. It's pretty much a matter of being bored enough to go looking through my fic folder and being interested enough in finishing it.
Ghost Story: I think this needs an antagonist before I can proceed with writing it.
Blood: My Best Friend 3: Funnily enough, I'm finding it more difficult to write 'soul-crushing real-life based horror'. Go figure. :P
What is Fashion?: I have a complete chapter of this, but I haven't had a chance to run it by any of my usual peeps, and I don't want to post it since I'm not sure if some of the humor is actually funny, or bad-gross.
Daria's Stash: I have a few good ideas for this one, but I'm no longer sure if having a long-ish story about "Moustachioed women run amok" is all that interesting an idea.
Smile: I have some really evil, delicious ideas for this one, but it's difficult to really express some of them.
Humpty Dumpty: I'm really just lacking the motivation to write it, even though it's mostly plotted out in my head.
Camp Pu: I'm considering having one or two more chapters in this before calling it 'complete', while leaving room for a sequel.
Fashion Zombies: You know, I've grown less fond of zombies as of late. Maybe it was due to watching an episode of Doomsday Bunkers in which a fellow described non-preppers as 'zombies', and then later went to a shooting range where the targets were all zombies. (I would honestly be terrified living in the same neighborhood as that lunatic).
In the Trunk: I really need to finish this one one of these days.
School Spirit: Valentine's Day Massacre: This is one of my more ambitious projects, since after I finish up the story there'll be several sequels related to the other themed high schools in the county (the cowboy one, the Rome one, the Nazi one, etc). If I can figure out a good way to bring this one to a close, I might be able to get to work on the others.
Riser: I only have vague ideas on where to take this one. I may end up giving it up for adoption? Who knows.
Fan Clubbed: Another 'vague ideas only' one. Perhaps it should have been a one-shot. (And it was really just a remake of a very similar story I did, except with Twilight instead of Harry Potter).
Daria Unscripted: I'm really, really unsatisfied with this one as it stands. I need to seriously rewrite it someday.
Bump in the Night: I only have a few strong ideas for this one, and nothing really significant.
w4w: I really like the idea of Daria and Sandi dating just to mess with Quinn, so I want to continue this someday.
Id: Yet another 'I don't know where I'm going with this' story. Come to think of it, it's somewhat similar to Bump in the Night, except without supernatural elements.
Way Too Cute: This is one of my most-requested "Continue this!" stories. I might actually have to listen to those requests one of these days.
Beavis and Butt-head Do Daria: I've always wanted to do more "B&B in episodes of Daria" stories.
Lawndale Hillbillies: Big Bucks: Before I continue this, I need to retcon it so that Helen's dead. She doesn't contribute anything meaningful to the first story, and it's more fitting to the Beverly Hillbillies mold that their mother is dead. (Of course, then there'd have to be a Granny stand-in...mwahahaha).
The Planet of the Grapes: It's really fun writing Mace "BMF" Windu, but it's quite difficult coming up with creative ways of making him cuss.
Lawndale Sucks: Probably should be made a one-hit wonder, like 'Fan Clubbed' above.
Daria and the Chocolate Factory: I want to finish this, if only for the hilarious twist ending I have in mind. (Hint: Ever read the sequel, about the glass elevator? Hahaha).
The Cruelty of Super Mario: I left this one open if I had any ideas to continue it, but I never really did (and the one chapter toes the line between horror and hilarity).
Day of the Yenta: I had some really good ideas for this one, but they might push the story into NC-17 territory, and not in the fun way.
The Cornfield: Started out with some interesting ideas in mind, but...I dunno. I might put this one up for adoption. We'll see.
Commune-ists: I rather like the idea of this one (Helen/Jake/Amanda/Vincent quatro with their combined offspring being simultaneously wishing for a copious amount of brain bleach and (in Daria and Trent's case) leery about fraternization due to unanswered questions about their parentage.
Helen Wheels: I had some fun ideas in mind for this one...I really would like to continue it; it was even nominated for a Daria Fanworks Writing Award once, but I don't consider the story complete, so I refused the nomination. (Maybe if I ever finish it, it can be properly nominated, hahaha).
Myrtle Gear Solid: I actually intend to work on this one soon, thanks to reader demand. We'll see where it takes us. :)
The Best and Brightest: I have a semi-coherent plot in mind, but I'm not really passionate about it.
Spies Never Die: Hearts of Glass: I lost the story notes for this way back in the Great Computer Crash of '09, which totally sapped my enthusiasm for the project. :'(
The Highlander: Another 'vague ideas only' story. I've got to stop publishing stories I only have a vague idea about!
Omega Omega: Could use a bit of a rewrite.
The Glittery Chick: "Hey, I have an idea! I'll write a story based on Breaking Bad, while never having seen Breaking Bad! This isn't going to result in the story getting quagmired after only one chapter!"
And Then Daria and Jane Kissed: I dunno. I think I stopped writing this because I got stuck on the mall episode, and my interest has been gradually waning since.
Truth or Dare: I don't think I'll be continuing this one. I think Rio Grizzly captured Daria/Amelia better (even though it was dude Daria). Even disregarding that, the ideas I had for this story were terrible, best left to the reader's imagination.
Loose Fit: I think I always meant to continue this, making it a 'comedy of wardrobe malfunctions' or somesuch silly rot.
A Fistful of Metroids: I never really had any strong ideas for this one apart from the opening chapter. I think I'll declare it done.
1-800-DARIA: I meant to have this one eventually end up as Jane/Jake, which would be awkward and hilarious. But I just don't feel interested in the project at all.
Liquid Diet: The last time I read this, I had forgotten I had a scene where Vampire Sandi drinks some of Stacy's...uggh, why the hell did I write this? And people thought Stinks Like Teen Spirit was awful!
The Young Switcheroo: I think I'd need to rewrite this one somewhat before I'd be inclined to continue it.
A Little Problem: I deleted the ending off the site, and one of these days I want to put up a new one which'll flow into the sequel better. (A Little Problem 2: VD. Bwahahaha).
Daylight: Trek: In retrospect, this was a terrible idea for a sequel to Schismatic. I'd like to do a proper sequel to Schismatic someday.
Two Girls, One Financial Institution: It's hard to write Daria as one of the idiots in an Idiot Caper. :\
iDolatry: I meant to write a second chapter to this someday in which Jesus actually guest-stars on iCarly, but it never materialized. (I also meant to do a separate iCarly story involving time travel and a dystopian future ruled by Carly, hahahaha).
Mr. Monk's Excrement Adventure: I find something so hilarious about tormenting poor ol' Adrian Monk. Maybe I need to think of some new ways to bedevil him so I can continue this silly story.
Duck and Cover: I think this is another one I'll discontinue.
Manse Griffin: Ditto.
Survivor Diet: Throw it on the "I need more than vague ideas, damnit!" pile.
Lawndale Manifesto: This is like the crappy pilot episode they build off of and improve when they make the series proper. (Communist Daria still intrigues me).
Daria vs. Abraham Lincoln: Needs a rewrite, maybe? Or a new title. God, I suck at coming up with good titles.
Extracirricular Activities: Daria/DeMartino is too intriguing to let lie. Perhaps after some mega rewrites.
The Tracy Problem: In my silly youth, this story was hilarious. Nowadays, I just don't give a damn about Tracy Sketchit.
(Holy crap that's a lot of stories).
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