It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a mate. A Sterek tale loosely inspired by Pride and Prejudice but not sticking too closely to that plot. M for canon-typical violence.

Now COMPLETE! Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking. Stiles Stilinski / Derek Hale (Sterek)

A Harry Potter AU written as a gift for the Sterek Secret Santa gift exchange. The giftee asked for Slytherin!Stiles and Gryffindor!Derek as enemies-to-friends. :-) Stiles Stilinski / Derek Hale.

A schmoopy holiday Sterek fic. A Christmas Eve layover reunites Derek and Stiles, with an added element Derek never expected. SingleDad!Stiles, kidfic, Fluff. Happy holidays, Teen Wolf fandom!

The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense. The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation. The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something. The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom. Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond. And then, it became something else.

"If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game," the ad had said. "I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as your guest."

These are ficlets, usually written on Tumblr that I've been posting on AO3 but haven't yet posted here. Because I can't indicate more than one fandom without it being a crossover, I'll sort them by fandom. Each ficlet is a self-contained one-shot. I think most are pretty smut-free, but since I don't want to watch my language I'm rating them all T.

These are ficlets, usually written on Tumblr that I've been posting on AO3 but haven't yet posted here. Because I can't indicate more than one fandom without it being a crossover, I'll sort them by fandom. Each ficlet is a self-contained one-shot. I think most are pretty smut-free, but since I don't want to watch my language I'm rating them all T.

These are ficlets, usually written on Tumblr that I've been posting on AO3 but haven't yet posted here. Because I can't indicate more than one fandom without it being a crossover, I'll sort them by fandom. Each ficlet is a self-contained one-shot. I think most are pretty smut-free, but since I don't want to watch my language I'm rating them all T.

"One more thing," John said. He reached forward, slowly enough that Sherlock could stop him at any time. "If it's okay with you?" he asked. Sherlock's cashmere scarf was already warm from the heat of his body as John tugged on the loop, sliding it free of that endless, pale neck.

Just a little one-shot in the Quriosity universe. Inspired by a scene in The Hour, where Ben Whishaw's character says, "I don't want to die at the bloody office!" 00Q (James Bond / Q). Post-Skyfall. Read "Quriosity" first if you're able. Rating is for language. I may continue this in the future, but for now I've taken it back to its original one-shot status.

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

For the "50 Reasons" challenge, based on the "50 Reasons to Have Sex" list from How I Met Your Mother. Rogue and Wolverine get curious. Sorry for any confusion, this story is a one-shot, but I'll likely be pitching in to complete some of the other reasons. :-D

Now complete! The first time it happened was by accident. Post-Reichenbach, John finds a way to hold on to Sherlock after all.

Logan gets everything he always thought he wanted, but somehow it's not what he expected.

Now complete! Rogue believes isolation is the key to controlling her mutation, but is she really as alone as she thinks? My usual - AU, good spelling and grammar, a happy ending, etc. Pure Rogan (Wolverine/Rogue).

Now COMPLETE! AU: A black-market ring dealing in mutants, and Logan and Marie. Action, drama, angst, smut, it has it all. :-D My usual promises of good spelling and grammar and a happy ending. Pure Rogan, Wolverine/Rogue , of course.

Complete! My usual, which means AU, with good grammar, romance, action, drama, angst, and a happy ending. Logan goes undercover in the Shaw mansion to solve the mystery of Jean's disappearance. He encounters Rogue, and an unlikely alliance is born. Rogan.

A challenge fic. Logan loses a bet to Marie, and a chainsaw is involved. Yup, you heard me. Don't worry, nothing too kinky. :-D Rated M for dirty thoughts. A little angsty, but my guarantee holds, so you get a happy ending. Rogan, of course.

AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.

A quick little story, written a while back but finally getting around to posting it here. Two short first person chapters, preceding chapters of angst and smut respectively. Pure Rogan. As always, I promise good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending.

Now Complete! Wolverine/Rogue AU - Wolverine's mission is to contact and recruit a powerful mutant to the X-Men. Things go awry, of course. I promise good spelling and grammar, plot, angst, smut, and a happy ending. Pure Rogan.

Complete! "I'll show you anything you want to know. Teach you anything you want to learn. And I'll make damn sure you feel it..." A Wolverine/Rogue AU with a possibly flameworthy premise. Give it a try. Plot, angst, smut, and a happy ending.

An epilogue - with permission - to RoseSumner's beautiful story, "Overlap." Logan and Rogue reconnect after a miscarriage drives them apart. Rated M to be safe.