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Author has written 21 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Loveless, and Pokémon.

My screen name is Witchdoctr. I have many others, but this is my Fanfiction name.

If you're here because you like on of my stories and are curious about me... well, here's some information.

Occupation: Writer, student. I write short stories, poetry, shorts, essays (recreationally), and many other forms of writing including fanfiction, (duh).

Favorite Noise: Maniacal/ evil/ broken/ insane laughter, regular laughter

Favorite Color: Blueish gray

Secret Desire: I don't even know who you are.

Language: English and Spanish. Learning Japanese

My Favorite Sappy Quotes:

A.A. Milne's:

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

“If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever..."

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”

“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”

Note on Romance: I like yaoi, yuri, het, etc., I just want chemistry between two characters, regardless of the gender of its participants!

Love is hard enough to find, why should gender be a barrier?

I much prefer yaoi, but I don't mind het or yuri. I ship some het pairings. I don't ship yuri very often, but I'm open to it. Really, I just love to see strong emotional bonds and connections and they usually manifest themselves into a fantastic pairing that I will whole-heartedly ship.

That being said, I'm not adverse to crack pairings. Crack pairings are fun too.

So here are my pairings.

Yes, ORDER IS IMPORTANT. I don't do that reversible seme-uke thing. It might not be realistic, but I prefer my favorite characters to always bottom.

Death Note Pairings:

OTP (One True Pairing): Mello /Matt

BB/ Matt


Naruto Pairings:

OTP: Naruto/ Gaara (in that order; I can't stand it the other way around).

NaruSasu or SasuNaru (just make up already! And do something about your sexual tension!)

I like NaruGaa, but I'd much rather NaruSasu happened, since it's got more canon backing

Kiba/ Hinata (he's a better match for her than Naruto)

Sasuke/ Gaara

Neji/ Gaara

Lee/ Gaara

Kakuzu/ Hidan (go eat a dick! *giggle)

Shikamaru/ Temari

Lee/ Sakura

Soul Eater Pairings:

Soul/ Maka (pretty much already canon)

Giriko/ Justin Law

Black Star/ Death the Kid

Hetalia Pairings:

OTP: Russia/ America

Russia/ Canada

America/ Canada

Prussia/ Canada

Spain/ Romano

Germany/ Romano

Bully!Prussia/ kid!Russia I can't find any of this pairing!

Loveless pairings:

Seimei/ Ritsuka (I'm awful)

Soubi/ Ritsuka

Legend of Korra- Fav. Pairings:

Bolin/ Korra

Tahno/ Korra

Favorite Pairings for The Last Airbender:

OTP: Zuko/ Katara

Aang/ Toph

Jet Li/ Katara

Jet Li/ Zuko

Haru/ Katara

Sokka/ Toph

Sokka/ Ty Lee

Shingeki no Kyojin/ Attack on Titan, possibly my favorite anime ever (as long as the ending doesn't mess it up):

OTP: Eren/Armin

OT3: Eren/Armin/Mikasa


Jean/ Armin

Reiner/ Armin

Connie/ Armin



Unique Pairings:

Note: this means pairings I support without having watched/ followed the actual story they're apart of. For example:

SHIZAYA. I know enough about it, but haven't watched Durarara. Don't judge me, they're so prominent you could be forgiven for thinking they're the main characters. I think they're sexy together, but I couldn't get into Durarara. Don't judge me, but I do ship them despite not really knowing much about the anime or manga.

EDIT: I have read so much fanfiction and so many kink memes that I feel I have the right to ship them so desperately. They look so damn good with each other and there are just so many spectacular kink meme fills out there! Like a Loveless/Shizaya crossover fic? There are so many brilliant stories on the kink meme, sexy or otherwise, and other people... they just don't get why kink memes are so damn awesome. They don't and they never will and I find it sad.

Anyway though, I know a lot about Durarara!! because of my Shizaya hunting. I love Celty. She's so nice. Also, Erika. Ah, love fujoshi. In any media... I can identify with them. Plus... well, voyeurism... is a kink. I know a lot about it, I swear, I just never watched much of Durarara!! because it wasn't my type. I don't watch it, but I know it.

GrimmUlqui. Similar to the DRRR!! example above, never got into Bleach, but I like the pairing anyway. They're cute together. Also, they need to be in character at least a little or I'm not into it (funny how I know their characters, but not their universe also due to fanfiction and kink memes). Seriously. In character or I'm not into it. Cuddly!Ulquiorra doesn't do it for me.

Also, Renji/ Ichigo.

Thiefshipping- Yami!Bakura and Marik

Bronzeshipping- Yami!Marik and Marik

Citronshipping-ThiefKing!Bakura and Marik

I got all my shipping fuel from the Abridged Series, thanks to Little Kuriboh. I haven't really watched the original.

Harmoniashipping. Haven't played Pokemon Black that much, but N is pretty cute. That being said, I also ship Black/ Touya and N.

Captain America/ Tony Stark, going off the Avengers movie and some evidence from the comics and things others have told me or discussed with me, also the actors are cute together. But for the actual comics...? I read them in passing, not as a huge fan.

Thor/ Loki, ditto, same as above and I'm sick.

Supernatural: DESTIEL. Seriously, I have a Tumblr. That's really all I need. Oh and as a plus, TV Tropes's ho yay page. that helped.

Sherlock, Johnlock of course. For...reasons. One, Tumblr. Two, TV Tropes. They just have so many great moments and they're like the world's oldest bromance, even preceding the grandfather of all slash pairings Kirk/Spock. Speaking of which...

Kirk/ Spock. I love the reboots (Pine and Quinto have great chemistry), but since I haven't seen all the originals, I feel like I'm not a legitimate trekker and don't deserve to be shipping anything.

Hannibal- Hannigram. Again, Tumblr's fault. And hey, a lot of mindfuckery that could go on there.

Oh and you know Teen Wolf? Cause I don't. I have no idea what it is, but I'm told that Sterek is everyone's OTP (well, everyone is a bit subjective I suppose) and they're kind of cute together so we'll see about that one.


I love yaoi. What can I say? Two guys making out is hot. End of story. There was a time when I thought it was gross and I hated when fangirls supported gay pairings, but times have changed.

MPreg: Hate it, find it stupid and illogical or badly executed, babies ruin romance and sexiness and they usually manifest into OC's which I despise.

Gender-Bending: Some exceptions, but generally not a huge fan; it's too weird most of the time for me to get into

OOC: I don't really mind it. Roleplaying is fun... if you get my meaning. Or don't. ;)

Shota-con: Yes, okay, fine, I admit it. Yes.

Incest: ... don't make me say it. I've already implied it and that is all you need.

Non-con: Absolutely a fan.

Dub-con: Almost as fun as Non-con, but sometimes can be better. It all depends on how it's written. Any of these can be total shit if done wrong. But if both are equally well-written? I'd prefer dubcon. There! Some morality!

Sadomasochism: Hell yes.

BDSM: To a certain extent yes.

What Level of Yaoi Fangirl Are You? Level of Yaoi Preferences, Scale 1-10: From a Kiss on the Cheek to Things Better Left Behind Doors

Please vote on my poll, your opinion does matter to me since I'm somewhere between five and seven... and sometimes 9...10... you get the point. Where are you?


Gunplay (gun fetish in general)

Topping from the bottom combined with bondage. I'll explain that one. The one technically on "top" (as in not the one receiving) would be tied up and the one on the "bottom" is technically on top and riding. You know what I mean. People don't generally share this particular kink however...

Riding in general.

Bondage in general (i.e. handcuffs, ropes, any form of restriction)



Public locations. Forbidden locations.

Shota with certain limitations (not a permanent pairing). E.g. Seimei and Ritsuka. They can be together in a gross, sick incest-y shota way in the beginning, but by the end, they'd better not be. So... in passing? IDK, leave me alone.

Double pen (don't pretend you don't know what it means and if you don't know what it means, then I won't tell you).

Against walls/ windows

And... insanity. Yes, that deserves a place on this list.

I'm a strange person. My excuse is that I'm demisexual. The usual forms of titillation escape me.

One person physically weakened (injured) and/or ill (submissive), or vice versa

Somnophilia (goes with the above kink)

Name-calling, verbal insults during sex/foreplay

Cameras/ technology utilized (such as someone watching live from say, a laptop)/ voyeurism

Hatesex. Huge fan. Love the dynamics there. Consensual or else it falls under noncon.

Tearing clothing

Threesomes (fav. character in middle)

Hurt/comfort/ angst/ disturbed minds

animalistic/ primal (instinct rather than emotion). Eg, in certain fandoms, a character can "go into heat" (usually in a werewolf type fandom). That kind of animalistic. Not into bestiality at all, thank you! I have some limits.


And it depends on the form of media, really.

If it's anime, then something associated with that anime will be sexier than in another.

A specific example?

Soviet Russia and containment!America (not the Russian Federation Russia and the darker, more competitive America that thinks the world might end) is specific to Hetalia.

That's not a good example. Hm...

Kyubi!Naruto and Shukaku!Gaara. As in controlled by their tailed-demons, but still technically themselves. That's something that really isn't in other fandoms.

Or in-character!Shizuo and in-character!Izaya destroying the city and having hate sex in between throwing vending machines and stop signs and generally fighting in that weird knife-licking, Shizu-chan-screaming-Izaya's-name-with-anger(?)-bordering-on-blueballs-and flirty taunting (from Izaya) way they're prone to.

See, that's something specifically for one fandom.

Vending machines are... generally not kinky unless they're Shizaya related.


I could go on, but... too long. You get it. I'm a freak.

End Note:

Ending words of an extremely long profile you most likely skimmed over for the important stuff like yaoi ;)

I don't plan my stories, they happen. Which is why they're all seriously whacked.

PS: I go also under the name SnappingFourthWall on Fictionpress . com and that is my account for original stories. Here's the link for those who are interested: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/864165/SnappingFourthWall

My Tumblr: http://dissonantc0gnition.tumblr.com/

I take requests.

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Love Sees More 3: Greyback's Pack by SpoonyLupin reviews
Remus has agreed to infiltrate Greyback's pack. That, however, proves much easier said than done. As the days pass and Remus spends more time with the animalistic werewolves, it becomes harder and harder for him to remember what it was like to live as a human.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Remus L., Fenrir G.
Puppet Master by DanaFlame reviews
Shizuo wants revenge, so he kidnaps Izaya and force him to live in his own prison. Time goes on and more and more Izaya turns into his obedient puppet. Darkfic, but fluffy. Shizaya! Romance/Drama/Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Beyond the Bounds of Possibility by casthatsgay reviews
Will has broken out of Baltimore with just one thing on his mind: revenge. He goes straight to Lecter's house, determined to make him pay for all the wrong he has done, but Hannibal is smarter than Will imagines... and he's waiting for him. Contains: graphic scenes of violence, non-con/rape
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Monster by Jiggywidit reviews
Rin's coping mechanism... doesn't really work. At all. But don't tell him that. Onesided Rin-Haru, angst galore.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Obsession by Childish Sadism reviews
Don't be sad no more, I can fix things. I can fix us. I can do it all alone, I just need a little push and little pain. Rin/Haruka.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Holding His Breath by AoiGensou reviews
Ever since he had noticed the difference between boys and girls, Makoto had noticed Haru more than anyone else.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Makoto T., Haruka N. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder by ocarinrin reviews
'He gazed upwards and saw Rin's fierce red eyes burning deep into his own. They flickered down to linger on Haruka's lips, and when their eyes met again, Rin's were blackened with lust. Before he could fully comprehend what was happening, their lips met.' RinHaru one-shot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Rin M., Haruka N. - Complete
Disillusioned by CatatonicVanity reviews
Many people think that when Mello was bested by Near, he threw a hissy fit. They're all wrong. He came to my room. ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Terms of Rivalry by Trekiael reviews
This was not Date Masamune's field of expertise. Despite this, as Sanada Yukimura's rival, the one person that could set his soul ablaze with such passion, he would try his best, in his own way.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Night Rain by Raven Ehtar reviews
Caught on a dark street in the rain, two men share a desire to take down one who has hurt them, and to share a moment of passion. Thiefshipping. One-shot. MATURE fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Skin Deep by Thunderleg reviews
Bakura has an insatiable hunger, and Marik keeps coming back. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Fragments by ladygodess reviews
Claim approved. Challenge set! That means a collection of 100 experimental drabblefics of Bakura/Malik coming your way. See inside for Summary/Warnings/Ratings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,656 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Behind Closed Doors by ediblesquirtles reviews
They say that the quiet ones are always the freakiest in bed. Originalshipping, GreenxRed, gameverse. Fluffy one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Lovers in Spades by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
It's poison, it's blood by MornMeril reviews
Red Riding Hood!AU: Their village lay on the edge of a dark forest, few even knew its name, but many knew that terrible things had been happening there on the night of the full moon for several generations now.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Negotiation by Wolfism reviews
A chase turns into a more intimate matter as Bakura tries to flee with one of Marik's valuables.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Skyline by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
Oneshot. A look back at Yusei and Jack's lives growing up in Satellite. Yusei x Jack lemon. Mature.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Yūsei F., Jack A. - Complete
Scars by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Alfred knows Mattie's been cutting himself for a long, long time; but lately, it's been six months since Matt's smiled. And so, Al goes on a mission - to make his twin feel great, or die trying. AmeCan AU, yaoi, incest, smut. Lots and lots of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Wet, Cold, Japanese Summer by azndancer reviews
Bakura and Marik are lost in the woods. What do you think will happen? Hint: Yaoi Thiefshipping oneshot, AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Mine to Have by Its-Lofty reviews
Matthew had spent enough time hiding away from him. Now it was time for Alfred to fully illustrate exactly what he means when he says Mattie is his.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
Blue Blanket by kc creation reviews
When Shizuo was eight years old, he learned about being flawed. When he was fifteen, he learned about being lonely, and at twenty-five, he fell in love for the very first time.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Smile by natcat5 reviews
What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Venom by Individually Packaged reviews
My secrecy for his secrecy. But I had a few more days to pry it out of him. His entire existence, from the angry scar on his face to his tight-lipped hostility: I would know it all. Citronshipping. Complete!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,887 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
We Should Be Partners by ChaosRocket reviews
In ancient Egypt, Marik and Bakura meet up and become partners...3,000 years later, they become partners again. Citronshipping and Thiefshipping. Follows the canon and shows what happened "behind the scenes." Advocates the cool crime of robbery. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,000 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Marik I., Thief Bakura - Complete
The Priests Would Not Approve by Trekiael reviews
Set in Gakuen Basara-verse. Yukimura lost to Masamune, and now is forced to break in the Kinkakuji, of all places!
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Heroin by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
While attempting to spy on the young nation, Ivan finds Alfred hanging out at a very strange building in New York City. Set in the late 60s in The Factory, Andy Warhol's infamous studio. Sex, dubcon, drug use/abuse.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Short Happy Life of Canadamochi by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Or, alternatively titled, why Alfred is no longer allowed to give Matthew pets and why mochis are no longer allowed at World Conferences and everyone knows Arthur is totally whipped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
A Comprehensive Guide to Dating Robert Drake by La Mentira reviews
The title says it all. Past Bobby/John, rated M for non-explicit sex.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Empty With You by Loveless-slave reviews
Could it really be construed as rape if you like it? Rated for drug use.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bad Habit by TheTrainTicket reviews
A reflection on Bronzeshipping from a canon point of view.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Eye can see you by chibi-zoe reviews
Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Almost Alive by Fen Jien Ren reviews
We never talk. We just have sex, and we never even kiss. We aren't lovers, but we make love. We make love without love... which sounded weird but made prefect sense in describing what we share.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hate Consumes You by caramine reviews
There are some things that are just simply understood. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, yaoi, angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Cries of the Beasts by showmaster64x reviews
Alone in her room at Las Noches, Orihime contemplates suicide. She is joined by two espada who show her just what it means to be a hollow. Mostly Grimmjow/Ulquiorra. Some Grimmjow/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Heat by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Gaara and Naruto. Belongs somewhere between chapters 24 and 25 of Endless Blue. Mature content. Comments and criticism appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The First Time by outspoken.preschooler reviews
Bobby doesn't remember exactly how he started but he's glad it happened.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
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Gaara's Triple Existence for a Day reviews
Gaara splits into three of himself (little gaara, murderous Gaara, and Kazekage Gaara) and Naruto has to make sure that each of them is taken care of. Fill for a Tumblr request. Crackfic. Some drama and romance? A bit all over the place, the lightest thing I've ever written, which means it's still somewhat angsty but mostly comedy. OOC for comic purposes, weirdness galore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
What Angelic Faces Hide reviews
Loving your little brother is one thing. Being a caring older brother is another. Being a loving, caring brother should be simple, but where does brotherly love cross the line between love and a sickness? Seimei would argue there was no line. Soubi would say it didn't matter; he had crossed it long ago. Not that he has the moral high ground, having dark impulses of his own.
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A., Seimei A.
What Does Absence Do? reviews
Arthur and Matthew were high school sweethearts, but when Mattie caught him cheating with Francis they broke it off. They meet again years later.Absence doesn't quite make the heart grow fonder but does give one time to grow up. Mattie has never been more attractive or sexy...or so off-limits. Arthur's selfish enough to want him while dating the man he broke it off with Mattie for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Not Limited to Sex reviews
Matthew and Arthur are friends with benefits. Well, no, not true, they are friends who have sex. Sometimes. They're just friends! Who have sex! And a lot of history! And a lot of tension, sexual and other. Not quite "buddies" and not "f-buddies", and definitely not boyfriends. What exactly are they? Sequel to What Does Absence Do? Yaoi. Duh. Smut, sex, language, other good stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2012 - England/Britain, Canada
As Hot as Ice reviews
Matthew is tormented by Gilbert, but he is saved by the psychotic sociopath, a scary new Russian student. Ivan seems like a nice guy; Gilbert seems like a heartless bully. But who is a liar? PruCan vs RusCan, don't be deceived by the character listing, because either can win. Limes, depression, bullying, all the fun stuff. America/Belarus. Yeah, I'm going there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,612 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Taken By the Human Form reviews
Pokemon have developed the ability to take the shape of human beings to hide among them, in dangerous times. The legendaries that hold the world together are dying out and it's their duty to live for the world. One-shot, originally multi-chaptered but the idea was dropped by the lack of responses and popularity. Nothing personal.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Sometimes Love Is So Unawesome reviews
So Gilbert and Elizaveta have an odd relationship.Somewhere along the lines of friend/ childhood playmate/enemy/accomplice.Gilbert isn't in love with her,but he does get jealous when that rich Roderich brat catches her attention. AusHun vs PruHun *wink* Discontinued...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
When Fangirls Outnumber the Countries! reviews
Fangirls attack the nations. The only reasonable option is to run away screaming, but there's only one planet and there are A LOT OF CRAZY FANGIRLS. Humor fic, pairings will appear since most of the Hetalia fanbase consists of pairings, rating might go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
When Nothing Remains reviews
Extended, elaborated version of the "Canadian and the Russian Upstairs." Same start but different ending. RusCan this time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Shinobi Outlaws reviews
The art of the shinobi has been outlawed. Ninjas are on the run,in hiding, and if they are caught,they're imprisoned.Naruto is captured and brought to one of the prisons where he meets... everyone, duh. On hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011
The Canadian and the Russian Upstairs reviews
Ever heard "the Babysitter and the Man Upstairs?" My Hetalia take on it with psycho!Russia and suicidal! Canada. As weird as the title is, this is NOT a humor fic. Be warned...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Silly Tomato reviews
Antonio stops at Lovino's restaurant to bug him. Erm, random one-shot. Rated M for Lovi's mouth and suggestive material. Uh, Spamano... fluff... yeahhhh
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
It Started as Anger reviews
Alfred did not want a little brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
When It's Twilight It's Dim reviews
This is not a FANfic. It's more of a HATERfic. So don't come here, Twi-hards if you can't handle it. This is total Twilight bashing. Read if you can handle it. If not, bring it on, flamers. Written for Twilight bashers, not for literary value. Believe it or not, but I am capable of writing a lot better than this... and I'm sure Meyers could've too, if she'd wanted to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Bella - Complete
Shades of Light and Dark reviews
Sequel to Gaara of the Light. Sasugaa VS Narugaa VS Sasunaru. And some SuigetsuXGaara action to keep you squirming in disgust. You should really read Gaara of the Darkness/Light before reading this. Yaoi, lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 60,387 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
How Twilight Should've Been reviews
Okay, I know I say I hate Twilight a lot and I do, but you know what? I'm not going to whine about it, I'm going to show all of you how it can be improved and how it should've been written, because all of you telling me that "Oh as if you can write it better" have a point. So I have. Written it, "better" that is. Non-canon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Complete
Gaara of the Light reviews
Sequel to Gaara of the Darkness. Gaara of the Darkness should be read first, because this is the second installment in my little trilogy. This time, definitely yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,941 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Paths Not Considered reviews
Itachi loved his little brother too much to kill him on the night of the Uchiha massacre. He expected Sasuke to run away, foster his hatred, and become stronger. But what if Sasuke hadn't run away? What if he'd taken a path not considered? NOT CANON AT ALL, I warn you now, it's not pretty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Gaara of the Darkness reviews
Naruto was never the type to give up easily.The new kid, the redhead, won't talk to him, but that's fine. Naruto can talk enough for both of them. He wants Gaara as a friend. But he doesn't realize that being Gaara's friend involves a lot more than patience and persistence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,308 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Twins reviews
Beyond Birthday and L Lawliet are twins, sharing a bond. A bond that can be broken and hurt if one twin goes off the edge. AU, abuse, no yaoi, sorry folks. Still very, very new to fan fiction, so... it's a bit weak at some parts, but I won't go back and edit because I can see if I improved.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Don't Tell reviews
Quillish Whammy is a teacher. He notices the pale, crazy haired, baggy eyed kid in the backrow. He also notices the bruises. Angst ,loads of really heavy angst. AU. Child Abuse. Second Fanfic, so be gentle.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - L, Watari - Complete