Poll: What Level of Yaoi Fangirl Are You? Level of Yaoi Preferences, Scale 1-10: From a Kiss on the Cheek to Things Better Left Behind Doors Vote Now!
Author has written 21 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Twilight, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Loveless, and Pokémon.
My screen name is Witchdoctr. I have many others, but this is my Fanfiction name.
If you're here because you like on of my stories and are curious about me... well, here's some information.
Occupation: Writer, student. I write short stories, poetry, shorts, essays (recreationally), and many other forms of writing including fanfiction, (duh).
Favorite Noise: Maniacal/ evil/ broken/ insane laughter, regular laughter
Favorite Color: Blueish gray
Secret Desire: I don't even know who you are.
Language: English and Spanish. Learning Japanese
My Favorite Sappy Quotes:
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever..."
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”
Note on Romance: I like yaoi, yuri, het, etc., I just want chemistry between two characters, regardless of the gender of its participants!
Love is hard enough to find, why should gender be a barrier?
I much prefer yaoi, but I don't mind het or yuri. I ship some het pairings. I don't ship yuri very often, but I'm open to it. Really, I just love to see strong emotional bonds and connections and they usually manifest themselves into a fantastic pairing that I will whole-heartedly ship.
That being said, I'm not adverse to crack pairings. Crack pairings are fun too.
So here are my pairings.
Yes, ORDER IS IMPORTANT. I don't do that reversible seme-uke thing. It might not be realistic, but I prefer my favorite characters to always bottom.
Death Note Pairings:
OTP (One True Pairing): Mello /Matt
OTP: Naruto/ Gaara (in that order; I can't stand it the other way around).
NaruSasu or SasuNaru (just make up already! And do something about your sexual tension!)
I like NaruGaa, but I'd much rather NaruSasu happened, since it's got more canon backing
Kiba/ Hinata (he's a better match for her than Naruto)
Kakuzu/ Hidan (go eat a dick! *giggle)
Soul Eater Pairings:
Soul/ Maka (pretty much already canon)
Giriko/ Justin Law
Black Star/ Death the Kid
OTP: Russia/ America
Bully!Prussia/ kid!Russia I can't find any of this pairing!
Seimei/ Ritsuka (I'm awful)
Legend of Korra- Fav. Pairings:
Favorite Pairings for The Last Airbender:
OTP: Zuko/ Katara
Jet Li/ Katara
Jet Li/ Zuko
Sokka/ Ty Lee
Shingeki no Kyojin/ Attack on Titan, possibly my favorite anime ever (as long as the ending doesn't mess it up):
Note: this means pairings I support without having watched/ followed the actual story they're apart of. For example:
SHIZAYA. I know enough about it, but haven't watched Durarara. Don't judge me, they're so prominent you could be forgiven for thinking they're the main characters. I think they're sexy together, but I couldn't get into Durarara. Don't judge me, but I do ship them despite not really knowing much about the anime or manga.
EDIT: I have read so much fanfiction and so many kink memes that I feel I have the right to ship them so desperately. They look so damn good with each other and there are just so many spectacular kink meme fills out there! Like a Loveless/Shizaya crossover fic? There are so many brilliant stories on the kink meme, sexy or otherwise, and other people... they just don't get why kink memes are so damn awesome. They don't and they never will and I find it sad.
Anyway though, I know a lot about Durarara!! because of my Shizaya hunting. I love Celty. She's so nice. Also, Erika. Ah, love fujoshi. In any media... I can identify with them. Plus... well, voyeurism... is a kink. I know a lot about it, I swear, I just never watched much of Durarara!! because it wasn't my type. I don't watch it, but I know it.
GrimmUlqui. Similar to the DRRR!! example above, never got into Bleach, but I like the pairing anyway. They're cute together. Also, they need to be in character at least a little or I'm not into it (funny how I know their characters, but not their universe also due to fanfiction and kink memes). Seriously. In character or I'm not into it. Cuddly!Ulquiorra doesn't do it for me.
Also, Renji/ Ichigo.
Thiefshipping- Yami!Bakura and Marik
Bronzeshipping- Yami!Marik and Marik
Citronshipping-ThiefKing!Bakura and Marik
I got all my shipping fuel from the Abridged Series, thanks to Little Kuriboh. I haven't really watched the original.
Harmoniashipping. Haven't played Pokemon Black that much, but N is pretty cute. That being said, I also ship Black/ Touya and N.
Captain America/ Tony Stark, going off the Avengers movie and some evidence from the comics and things others have told me or discussed with me, also the actors are cute together. But for the actual comics...? I read them in passing, not as a huge fan.
Thor/ Loki, ditto, same as above and I'm sick.
Supernatural: DESTIEL. Seriously, I have a Tumblr. That's really all I need. Oh and as a plus, TV Tropes's ho yay page. that helped.
Sherlock, Johnlock of course. For...reasons. One, Tumblr. Two, TV Tropes. They just have so many great moments and they're like the world's oldest bromance, even preceding the grandfather of all slash pairings Kirk/Spock. Speaking of which...
Kirk/ Spock. I love the reboots (Pine and Quinto have great chemistry), but since I haven't seen all the originals, I feel like I'm not a legitimate trekker and don't deserve to be shipping anything.
Hannibal- Hannigram. Again, Tumblr's fault. And hey, a lot of mindfuckery that could go on there.
Oh and you know Teen Wolf? Cause I don't. I have no idea what it is, but I'm told that Sterek is everyone's OTP (well, everyone is a bit subjective I suppose) and they're kind of cute together so we'll see about that one.
I love yaoi. What can I say? Two guys making out is hot. End of story. There was a time when I thought it was gross and I hated when fangirls supported gay pairings, but times have changed.
MPreg: Hate it, find it stupid and illogical or badly executed, babies ruin romance and sexiness and they usually manifest into OC's which I despise.
Gender-Bending: Some exceptions, but generally not a huge fan; it's too weird most of the time for me to get into
OOC: I don't really mind it. Roleplaying is fun... if you get my meaning. Or don't. ;)
Shota-con: Yes, okay, fine, I admit it. Yes.
Incest: ... don't make me say it. I've already implied it and that is all you need.
Non-con: Absolutely a fan.
Dub-con: Almost as fun as Non-con, but sometimes can be better. It all depends on how it's written. Any of these can be total shit if done wrong. But if both are equally well-written? I'd prefer dubcon. There! Some morality!
Sadomasochism: Hell yes.
BDSM: To a certain extent yes.
What Level of Yaoi Fangirl Are You? Level of Yaoi Preferences, Scale 1-10: From a Kiss on the Cheek to Things Better Left Behind Doors
Please vote on my poll, your opinion does matter to me since I'm somewhere between five and seven... and sometimes 9...10... you get the point. Where are you?
Gunplay (gun fetish in general)
Topping from the bottom combined with bondage. I'll explain that one. The one technically on "top" (as in not the one receiving) would be tied up and the one on the "bottom" is technically on top and riding. You know what I mean. People don't generally share this particular kink however...
Riding in general.
Bondage in general (i.e. handcuffs, ropes, any form of restriction)
Public locations. Forbidden locations.
Shota with certain limitations (not a permanent pairing). E.g. Seimei and Ritsuka. They can be together in a gross, sick incest-y shota way in the beginning, but by the end, they'd better not be. So... in passing? IDK, leave me alone.
Double pen (don't pretend you don't know what it means and if you don't know what it means, then I won't tell you).
Against walls/ windows
And... insanity. Yes, that deserves a place on this list.
I'm a strange person. My excuse is that I'm demisexual. The usual forms of titillation escape me.
One person physically weakened (injured) and/or ill (submissive), or vice versa
Somnophilia (goes with the above kink)
Name-calling, verbal insults during sex/foreplay
Cameras/ technology utilized (such as someone watching live from say, a laptop)/ voyeurism
Hatesex. Huge fan. Love the dynamics there. Consensual or else it falls under noncon.
Threesomes (fav. character in middle)
Hurt/comfort/ angst/ disturbed minds
animalistic/ primal (instinct rather than emotion). Eg, in certain fandoms, a character can "go into heat" (usually in a werewolf type fandom). That kind of animalistic. Not into bestiality at all, thank you! I have some limits.
And it depends on the form of media, really.
If it's anime, then something associated with that anime will be sexier than in another.
A specific example?
Soviet Russia and containment!America (not the Russian Federation Russia and the darker, more competitive America that thinks the world might end) is specific to Hetalia.
That's not a good example. Hm...
Kyubi!Naruto and Shukaku!Gaara. As in controlled by their tailed-demons, but still technically themselves. That's something that really isn't in other fandoms.
Or in-character!Shizuo and in-character!Izaya destroying the city and having hate sex in between throwing vending machines and stop signs and generally fighting in that weird knife-licking, Shizu-chan-screaming-Izaya's-name-with-anger(?)-bordering-on-blueballs-and flirty taunting (from Izaya) way they're prone to.
See, that's something specifically for one fandom.
Vending machines are... generally not kinky unless they're Shizaya related.
I could go on, but... too long. You get it. I'm a freak.
Ending words of an extremely long profile you most likely skimmed over for the important stuff like yaoi ;)
I don't plan my stories, they happen. Which is why they're all seriously whacked.
PS: I go also under the name SnappingFourthWall on Fictionpress . com and that is my account for original stories. Here's the link for those who are interested: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/864165/SnappingFourthWall
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