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Joined 11-04-10, id: 2602561, Profile Updated: 11-08-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Rocky Horror, and Death Note.

Things about myself:

I like Harry Potter, Death Note, Fairy Tail, TV Tropes, Community, and Doctor Who.

Shippings I like:

- Pretty much anything canon

- Matt and Mello

- L and Light

- L and Naomi

- Ron and Luna

- Hermione and Neville

- Neville and Ginny

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33436 - Favs: 21,044 - Follows: 16,514 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Kira is Justice by chihuahua0 reviews
In the year 2014, three years after Kira disappered, another Shinigami drops a Death Note on America. Thus starting a series of events that are both similar and different from last time. First fan-fic story. Questions are always answered. Please Review.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Near - Complete
Wars of our Fathers by exorcisingemily reviews
The adventures of the Eleventh Doctor and Jenny, reunited between the 5th and 6th series. Fun, snark, personal conflict, action, adventure, war, domestics, comedy, tragedy, and family-the Doctor's Daughter joins her father and the Ponds on the TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,425 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
It's Not a Rat Race if You're with the Right Rat by Deathly Noted reviews
Mello and Matt celebrate Halloween in their own weird way, which at Wammy's House means running a race through a corn maze as part of a competition with the other students.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3447 - Favs: 5,787 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Wonderful Wizard Of Wait, Where Are We? by SevereInsomnia reviews
Harry has a dream and takes the Order along with him. What will they do? Who will they encounter? And why is Harry wearing ruby-red trainers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee by magic.is.out.there reviews
this is a pretty random story about Ron getting a ginger goatee and gets unbelievable power, can Ginny, Harry and Kneebo Specly save the wizarding world from Ron's ginger wrath? features hermione, ginny, harry and a very sinister gremlin. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Through My Eyes by Voice4TheMute reviews
There is more than one way to tell a story. Everyone knows the story through Scott Pilgrim's eyes. But what about through the eyes of someone else. This is the untold story of Scott Pilgrim from the perspective of Kimberly Pine.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,125 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kim P., Scott P. - Complete
Dolores' First Day by Mistress of Magic22 reviews
What should have happened to Dolores on her first day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Harry Potter by PockyMonstaa reviews
Two aliens emerged from the elevator, and moments later, Mr Wonka is dead on the floor of Charlie's house...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11493 - Favs: 16,238 - Follows: 6,498 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death Eater's Quest by justanothermuggle reviews
Picking up the story as the trio leaves the Headmaster's office. The war is won but evil isn't dead. Follows the year after DH. H/G, R/Hr. Follow JKR canon. Beta: ghostchicken Disclaimer: It's JKRs yard, and I'm only here to play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 293,650 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Music is a Virus by Deja and Darcie reviews
Sharpay is found murdered and stuffed into a props container in DC and Booth and Bones are on the case. Complete with singing and dancing! And a mostly grumpy Booth. Bones case fic and HSM Parody. Finally finished, including the epilogue!
Crossover - Bones & High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Troy B. - Complete
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
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Light vs L vs Hermione reviews
Hermione gets her hands on Light's Death Note. L steals the Doctor's TARDIS. Ryuk is just as annoying as usual.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Hermione G., Light Y.
Hermione's Adventure reviews
When Hermione goes to recover her parents, she discovers something quite unexpected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Hermione G.
This Is What Happens When You Procrastinate reviews
The title says it all. Except that it doesn't say that this is possibly the most random Harry Potter fanfic ever. Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Rocky Horror Hogwarts Show reviews
I had already been writing this when I realized that snupinsdaughter already had one a lot like mine, except pretty much better. Oh well. Hope someone enjoys it. Set in Harry, Ron, and Hermione's third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Harry P.