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Joined 11-05-10, id: 2602969, Profile Updated: 11-06-11
Author has written 23 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

I was just here to read and write various forms of Zukka love. Then I read an off hand comment about how Zukka was the equivelent of Spander and figured I'd see if that meant I'd like Spander. Spander ate my brain.

Seriously folks, does anyone go to profiles except to see the person's other stories and maybe their favorites and thus pick up on more good stuff to read? If I need to page down more than once to get past the profile part, it's too long! Do not under any circumstances copy this into your profile, even if you agree...

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Once Upon a Teashop by anaer reviews
In which Jet's a stalker, Sokka's suspicious, and Zuko just wants to make it through the day without murdering anyone. Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon. Zukka, Jetko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,629 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Sokka, Zuko, Jet]
The Walls of Ba Sing Se by jin fenghuang reviews
Jetko.Uncle never heated his tea, leaving Jet with a rather different obsession. In a city crowded with refugees, ruled by the shadowy hand of the Dai Li and the Bei Fongs, the Freedom Fighters find a new home and a rather unexpected new recruit. Jet Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,754 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Marriage Something by CloudKat reviews
It must be acknowledged that none of this was their idea, and that yes, they'll try to be friends, but everything else that everyone expects is more than likely not going to happen. Really. Sokka, Zuko, and a betrothal. AU in the same universe, expanded.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,531 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sokka, Zuko
To Catch A Criminal by SciFiSlashFreak reviews
Master Criminal Spike gets in a high stakes game of cat and mouse with young rising star FBI agent Alexander Harris but when Spike becomes enamoured with Xander it becomes hard to tell who's chasing who. Human AU
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Xander H., Spike
Basic by alexb49 reviews
Trained as infantrymen, Sokka and Zuko help each other face trouble in Afghanistan. I am the heart of the fight. A reinterpretation of ATLA events in a modern military AU. Swearing, sexual situations between men, violence. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,467 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Sokka, Zuko
Transference by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 154,388 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Internet Relationships by Depressed Chibi reviews
Before starting high school Sokka meets a someone online that could be a friend, or maybe something more. However he hasn't a clue who this Prince-Arson is other then he goes to the same school. Who knows, maybe he's even that kid with the bad rep, Zuko. [Abandoned]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,587 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Sokka, Zuko]
Imprisonments by forsaken2003 reviews
Xander is an Agoraphobic after a car accident. He starts talking to William in a chat room, who has his own secret
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Something To Hold Onto by aliwildgoose reviews
Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Chance Encounters by shel263 reviews
When Zuko attacks the Southern Water Tribe Aang arrives too late and Zuko leaves with Sokka captive. Will the Water Tibesman be able to escape or will he have to rely on the missing Avatar for rescue? What will Zuko do in the time being? Zukka R&R please
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sokka, Zuko
The Fire Inside by Jenna822 reviews
Aʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ *Modern AU - Novel* When Sokka and Katara start a new school, they will learn that you shouldn't always trust a first impression. There is always more to a person than their smiles, tattoos or scars. *Sokka/Zuko and Katara/Haru*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,530 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sokka, Zuko
Sympathy for the Devil by Sakuri reviews
Complete. Slash AU. In a Sunnydale without Buffy, Spike is being held captive by the Initiative. When a newly de-souled Angelus arrives in town, he may be the only one with knowledge enough to stop him. Enter Xander, new Initiative recruit, demon magnet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,809 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
The Apple Falls Far by AvocadoLove reviews
AU past S1 The Storm. A warrior is stoic. A prisoner deserves no mercy. Sokka never questioned these rules... until now.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Fathers and Sons by Keelywolfe reviews
Hakoda is not a trusting man. Hakoda/Zuko, Sokka/Zuko, yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Hakoda, Zuko
No Turning Back by Keelywolfe reviews
A series of stories set during the show, beginning with 'The Boiling Rock. Zuko/Sokka, hints of Sokka/Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,115 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Somethings Just Happen by Le Luverly Zero reviews
Spoilers for 314-315. Suki's suspicions are confirmed and she confronts Sokka. SoZu pairing. On a side note, I actually really like Suki so sorry if she comes off bad here.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
Sandwich by Anonymouschickadee reviews
Sokka is walking down the streets of Ba Sing Se, looking for a one night stand. It ends with Zuko being the meat in a SokkaZukoJet sandwich. Yaoi, slash, and that's pretty much it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Season Two Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
The sequel of the damned. 20 more situations that would've ended differently had Zuko done it shirtless.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Season One Remix: Shirtless Zuko Style by Jakia reviews
20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Zuko - Complete
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Not ripe yet reviews
Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Xander H., Spike
Instant Spander ficlets reviews
Various ficlets that were written for spur of the moment drabble posts with minimal editing. Each chapter is titled with the prompt used. All are slashy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Spike, Xander H.
History of a Future With a Different Past um Sorta reviews
The Scoobies send their collective mojo looking for something to help defeat Glory. They get more than they bargained for. AUishly Spander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
The Problem With Portmanteau reviews
Fanfic naming conventions are confusing Andrew. Crack!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Bargaining reviews
Spike tries to make a deal. Set very preseries. Potentially the prologue of a longer fic, which you should feel free to write.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Spike - Complete
Not Forgotten reviews
A different sort of bedtime story, for a different sort of reason... AU from S2 'Lie to Me', Spike/Dru, Spander preslash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
My Xander's eye reviews
Xander doesn't think he's the sort you write poems about. Spike agrees.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
A quality of mercy reviews
An alternate ending for Becoming Part Two. Warnings : non graphic torture, character death.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
New Year's Kiss reviews
A slightly belated New Year's ficlet. Sequel to Fireworks, season 6 pre-slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
HK1217 reviews
A selection of non-sequential glimpses into the lives of Agent Harris and his HK unit. Initiative AU. Warning : lemon, slave fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Xander H., Spike
What Makes My Da Sad reviews
By Liam Harris-Pratt. Why Spike should not be a parent. Silly crack-y ficlet.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Predators reviews
Xander is finally bringing a boyfriend to meet the Scoobies... Spike doesn't like him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Fireworks reviews
Xander and Spike watch fireworks the summer after Buffy's death. Bromance or preslash depending on your mood.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
The First Thing reviews
Spike's always known what the first thing he would do once the chip came out was.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
A Learning Experience reviews
Sokka sees an unexpected side of Zuko - his heroic side. As he learns more about the prince, his feelings change from hate to respect to friendship and beyond. First season Zukka, starts around Bato of The Water Tribe and rapidly diverges.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,512 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Zukka trope drabbles reviews
A series of Zukka-rific drabbles each inspired by by an entry from TV Tropes. A wide variety of settings, ratings and silliness is to be expected. Will be M as a whole for safety.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Zuko, Sokka
A New Year's gift reviews
Sokka is watching a New Year's parade and gets some unexpected company. A random encounter potential friendship sort of fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Sirens reviews
Zuko knows that beautiful singing women at sea are actually a bad thing, but how to stop Sokka from going to them? Yaoi, mild lemon, just a little thing for fun. No particular time in season one.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sokka, Zuko
Hate and Beauty reviews
Sokka gets a chance at revenge on the two boys he hates the most after the Siege of the North. Warnings : lemon, non-con coercive , OOC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Zuko, Sokka
Another option reviews
Sokka is following a warriors' tradition, but Zuko has another option. Third season Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,057 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Zuko, Sokka] - Complete
Not a fantasy reviews
Being chained up in the hold of Zuko's ship was NOT a fantasy of Sokka's. Just ask him! Lemony McPWP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Zuko writes holiday revenge fic reviews
Just a silly little AU modern ficlet for the beginning of Winter Break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Thankful reviews
Zuko is spending his first Thanksgiving alone. Modern AU ficlet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete