HannahHarkness
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Joined 11-05-10, id: 2602995, Profile Updated: 01-23-11
Author has written 4 stories for Bones, NCIS, Torchwood, and Big Bang Theory.

Well, I absolutely LOVE reading fanfics, though I don't think I'd be too good at actually writing them.

My favourites:

TV: Torchwood, NCIS, Doctor Who, Bones, The Tribe

Movies: 10 Things I Hate About You, Harry Potter, 500 Days of Summer

Books: Harry Potter, Dragonkeeper

Pairings: B&B, Janto, Tiva, Bramber, McAbby, McGee/Tosh

John Barrowman should sing this with Gareth David-Lloyd's band:

Me and Mr Jones, we got a thing going on
They all think that it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it go now

We meet ev'ry day at the same old bar
Six-thirty I know he'll be there
He'd swoon, while I'm making all kinds of moves
While the rusty jukebox plays our song

Me and Mr, Mr Jones, Mr Jones, Mr Jones
We got a thing going on
They all think it's wrong
But it's much too strong to let it go now

We gotta be extra careful
That the aliens don't get us tonight
Cause he's got his flaws and so do I
Me, me and Mr, Mr Jones, Mr Jones, Mr Jones

Well, it's time for him to be leaving
And it hurts so much, it hurts so much inside
And now the 456 is gone, I'm all alone
But tomorrow I'll go to the same place, the same time
Wishing to see Mr Jones, Mr Jones

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Maxwell HarknessJones by crayola-writer reviews
Maxwell,or Max, fell through the rift from the year 1915. Jack and Ianto decided to adopt him. These drabbles follow him growing up in the Torchwood enviroment. Those of you who read 'A cup here, a mumble there' you already know about Max. T for later
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Swingsets and Memories by ilazbotron reviews
Fluffy one-shot. Sherlock and John walk home, through a park. But what memories does the trip stir up? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What Jack is No Longer Allowed To Do At Torchwood by Daimia De Luke reviews
The Skippy List: Torchwood Style. Ianto has compiled a list, complete with references, of things Jack is no longer allowed to do. Rating for innuendo, possible M chapters in the future.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Torchwood Team: 10 Years Later by ilazbotron reviews
If CoE never happened and Exit Wounds ended differently...10 years later. Janto and Towen. Contains Mpreg! Rated T for Torchwood! Will contain Gwen-bashing, mild to severe strength. Please r&r! Co-created with my friend AmberHarkness.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
A girl of many colors by crayola-writer reviews
One morning, Jack finds a runaway teen and a tiny kitten out front of the hub. The runaway is beaten and sensitive to everything. But all she needs is some Torchwood style TLC, right? Of course! Rated M for language and violence. Reviews very welcome
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Jack H.
Blackout by ilazbotron reviews
A mysterious blackout leaves the team in the dark...and in danger. Will they be able to save the day? No Gwen, so sorry if you like her. Contains Janto traces. Please read and review!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011
Why Do You Get to Be Prince Charming? by Cassie Daye reviews
...in which Blaine and Kurt lose a bet against David and Wes... Chapter two now posted...in which Blaine and Kurt plan round two... Blaine/Kurt David/Wes
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Vulnerable by KennyIsOrange reviews
Klaine transferred to McKinley. Kurt realizes he doesn't know so much about Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Everything by ilazbotron reviews
A songfic to 'Everything' by Michael Buble. Just popped into my head when I couldn't sleep. Janto. Oneshot! Please r&r!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Five Times Rory Met Jack by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
The Archives by Life is Like a Novel reviews
A collection of Torchwood one or two shots. Created because I've started writing fics that do not fit in the Harkness and Jones Archives collection that I've already started.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Owen H., Toshiko S./Tosh
Cuffed by Life is Like a Novel reviews
What happens when Jack and Ianto spend a long weekend in the mountains while connected by bonding handcuffs that shock them if they move more than ten feet away from each other.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
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The Mystery of the Man reviews
"So he was a really hot alien who wore a World War One military coat, suspenders and carried around used coffee grounds?" Angela blurted out. *T to be safe*
Crossover - Bones & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Jack H.
Where Are They Now? reviews
Ten Years after Season 2, Tosh and Owen are still alive, Children of Earth never happened. Pairings: Janto, Tosh/Owen, no Gwhys or Gwack! T because of Janto. Co-creation with Voldieissocool! Read and review please!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2011
Missed Moments reviews
Tiva drabbles set in season 8. Actual scenes with a small insight into what I believe they were thinking at the time. Please read and review! T just in case
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Sheldon Gets a Life reviews
A murder in the apartment building means we get to see what happens if you put Sheldon and Bones in the same room!
Crossover - Bones & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/7/2010 - T. Brennan, Sheldon C.