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Joined 08-29-02, id: 260306, Profile Updated: 02-01-10
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, Brokeback Mountain, and RENT.

Hello, I'm Marauder. A few notes:

The chronological order of the If In The Series is as follows: If In The Beginning, If In The Past, If In The Future, If In The End, and If In The Heavens. I've always said that they can be read in any order, which is why their summaries say "part of the If In The Series"; most readers have read them chronologically.

I don't loathe this series, but looking back I consider it to be very much an early work. It's also certainly one written before OotP. Some days I think I did a pretty good job for my first works, and other times I want to crawl under a rock.

I have assorted NC-17 fics on RestrictedSection.org and AdultFanFiction.net under the name Marauder The Slash Nymph.

The Language Series is not going to continue. I don't know enough of the little details about LotR to make it is good as it could be and should be, and I don't have the time or the desire to do so.

I hope you like my fics. My favorite ones are Another Prisoner, Another Professor; In A Time Of Uncertainty; Ultimatum; People Sirius Loves; and Late and Belated.

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Something of Grace and Beauty by amalcolm1 reviews
After Rhett leaves Scarlett, he finds himself alone on the road between Tara and Twelve Oaks. There he meets the one man he thought he had nothing in common with. Written for the Yuletide challenge at livejournal.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Heaven, Purgatory and Hell by Tastytime reviews
Three kisses Series. Rhett broods on his relationships with Scarlett, Melanie and Ashley. Little bit of slash, mostly het
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Spanish Lessons by EloraCooper4 reviews
Angel teaches Collins some Spanish words. At least the important ones.light smut
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - T. Collins, Angel D. - Complete
A Brazen Combination by gypsymuse reviews
Separately they could be endured, but the brazen combination of Scarlett and Rhett was too much to be borne. A fanciful take on the Butlers' reception and its aftermath.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Siege of the Sues by Sai du Chickens reviews
Voldemort has created a vile army that is nearly indefeatable--an army of Mary Sues. How will Harry and the Order be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,379 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
The Truth Between Us by Evilmini86 reviews
-Ch4 is up- Utena's feelings are trapped deep inside of her. Anthy hides everything away in her heart. Will they ever find the truth between them and rise towards eternity? R&R!
Utena - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 10/28/2003
In The Grey Twilight by Heidi Gamgee reviews
After the Quest, Frodo struggles with his unrequited love for Sam. *slash* F/S and M/P
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,899 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black by Miss Puppylove reviews
*Complete* In which Sirius hears of a plot, loses his temper, acquires a motorcycle, and runs away from home. Featuring the lovely Black family, a snarky portrait, Unforgivable Curses, an understanding James, and lots of Remus. (Dark, slashy.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,371 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Choices of Mr Frodo by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo realises he has feelings for Sam, but will he ever tell him? *slash*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Winter's Tale by Willie2186 reviews
Frodo's alone and depressed and needs a friend now, more than ever. Please read and review. I also have a request to make : if anyone knows about Legolas's immediate family brothers, mother please email me or include in reviews. Thanx!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Last Shreds of Autumn by merripestin reviews
In the house of Elrond, Sam tries to heal what he can, while Frodo finds courage and new hope. (F/S slash, quest romance)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
The Unknown Want by Honeychurch Lallybroch reviews
*SLASH* Remus Lupin/Sirius Black...The One True Way
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 4/19/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Luscious Marks: Trying Again by Black Tears1 reviews
What happens when two grown men discover feelings for one another others might not understand?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Charcoal by Eclectify reviews
Sometimes you just have to learn to live life rather than experience it only on paper. SLASH. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Man Who Tied Him To His Bed by GoldenFilia reviews
Voldemort is determined to regain his Tom Riddle body, but the change can only take place by the use of a very old object... an object that turns Lord Voldemort into the most terrifying being of all... Magical Boy Pretty Voldemort!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Another Prisoner, Another Professor reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 124,090 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
And Also Receives a Purple Suit reviews
Full title: In Which Albus Dumbledore Learns About the Power of Love from Oscar Wilde, and Also Receieves a Purple Suit. When Albus goes time-travelling in hopes of buying Oscar Wilde's purple suit, he gets more than he expected. AD/Elphias Doge, AD/GG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Albus D., Elphias D. - Complete
Another Round of Slughorn reviews
The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Minerva M., Charity B. - Complete
Jumpers for Goats reviews
Aberforth Dumbledore may not have asked for Elphias Doge to come into his life, but family ties are family ties, official or not. Albus x Elphias, focus on the relationship between Aberforth and Elphias.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Aberforth D., Elphias D. - Complete
No Other Man On Earth reviews
Albus’s life has suffered a great deal of upheaval and Elphias is that constant comforting presence always waiting to take him into his arms. Dumbledore x Elphias Doge, mentions of Dumbledore x Grindelwald.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Albus D., Elphias D. - Complete
A Necessary Force reviews
What if, before the rumors reached him years later, Dumbledore already knew that Grindelwald had the Elder Wand? Dumbledore x Grindelwald, some nonexplicit sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Pottercrumb Tinies reviews
The Harry Potter version of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, Edward Gorey's macabre children who died horrid deaths. DH spoilers. Cowritten with my boyfriend, Mr. Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Wards reviews
Sirius x Remus. Sirius has dragon pox and Remus goes to visit him in St. Mungo's. Unfortunately, so does Sirius's mother. MWPP era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Mad Flasher of Muggle London reviews
Sirius x Remus. When Sirius and James hear that Remus has run afoul of the Muggle police, theories are running wild and the truth is music to Sirius's ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help reviews
Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fishnets reviews
Angel wants to show Collins her new fishnets.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
Meliora reviews
Pregnant with Morfin's child, Merope longs to escape to a life with Tom, and a better world for the child she hopes will be a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Merope G., Morfin G. - Complete
Final Illness reviews
The five last days in the life of Ennis Del Mar, age seventyone. As Ennis moves closer and closer to death, Jack moves closer and closer to him.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006
Tonks's Worst Friday reviews
After unsuccessfully attempting to break up with Tonks, Remus resorts to interdepartmental memos. Tonks's response to them causes chaos in the Auror office. Mentions of Remus x Sirius and Remus x Kingsley. Not for Remus x Tonks fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Hill reviews
Harry and Cedric sit and contemplate. Harry x Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Nine Mornings reviews
Based off E. M. Forster's novel Maurice. Nine mornings, throughout the years, in the lives of Maurice, Alec, and Clive. Rating will increase.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Perhaps the Only One reviews
Based on the novel Maurice by E. M. Forster. Kitty is determined to read the wire sent to Maurice.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2005
Made With Our Love reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Late and Belated reviews
Companion to Facing. After Sirius's death, Remus takes to visiting the veil the way others visit a grave. Even in death, the essence of Sirius is still defiant...not a resurrection fic. RLxSB. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
People Sirius Loves reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beetle's Beloved reviews
One-shot, Rita Skeeter x Sibyll Trelawney. Rita sneaks into the castle to comfort Sibyll after Umbridge sacks her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Rita S., Sybill T. - Complete
Guest reviews
One-shot, Lucius x Blaise. After being called to Lucius's study, Blaise returns to the bedroom he's sharing with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Lucius M., Blaise Z. - Complete
In A Time Of Uncertainty reviews
Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,913 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Forest in the Light, Forest in the Darkness reviews
On the night that the unicorn is slain, Bane and Firenze both hope for a change in the other. FirenzexBane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Firenze, Bane - Complete
Waking Dream reviews
When the Death Eaters attack Hogwarts, Snape and Tonks escape into the tunnels. After days have gone by and they have not found the way out, the tunnels take on a sureal quality. SnapexTonks. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
The Language of Touch reviews
Frodo finally gets up the courage to tell Sam how he feels, but secrets learned about Smeagol lead him to reconsider. The second in the Language Series. FBxSG, SmeagolxDeagol.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Smeagol - Complete
Alfriston Gardens reviews
A fic for E. M. Forster's novel Maurice. After meeting in the boathouse and before eloping to the greenwood, Maurice and Alec go to Alfriston Gardens to collect some of Maurice's things.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
Ultimatum reviews
Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. RLxSB. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A War of Wills reviews
PercyxOliver. When Oliver decides he hates Percy's underwear and replaces it, war ensues. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Fairy Tales and Truth reviews
Remus is upset about something in Muggle studies Sirius tries to help. RLxSB. Ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Facing reviews
Companion to Late and Belated. After Sirius's death, Remus becomes Harry's new guardian. RLxSB. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Language of Kisses reviews
Frodo finally comprehends his feelings for Sam. Slash. The first in the Language Series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
A Highly Illicit Rendezvous reviews
A My Fair Lady PWP HigginsxPickering fic in which Pickering wears a negligee and Higgins is...intrigued. Slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Complete
If In The Past reviews
Sirius's unsent letters to Remus, written in Azkaban...Part of the If In The Series. RLxSB. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If In The Heavens reviews
After seeing Harry off to school, Sirius and Remus stargaze and contemplate their relationship. SBxRL. Part of the If In The Series. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If In The Beginning reviews
Sirius and Remus are in their sixth year and their feelings for each other are becoming too intense to bear. SBxRL. Part of the If In The Series. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If In The End reviews
After his fourth year of Hogwarts, Harry visits Sirius and Remus, who are now a couple and worried about what will happen if Voldemort wins. Part of the If In The Series. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If In The Future reviews
After 20 years of pain and longing, Sirius and Remus finally become lovers. Part of the If In The Series. AU since OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Real Story of Harry Potter reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete