You see, it's times like these that Harry really needs to learn to watch what he says when Dobby is around. This will never truly be 'complete' as I'm always coming up with new blurbs and chappies. Rated for language and possible naughtiness.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

A sort of continuation of Iggy's Bedtime Stories. Iggy shall teach the younger members about the mysteries of life, with some color power point presentations.

L gets a personal chef to cook for him. She eventually becomes a nanny for Near, Mello, and Matt. Involves a mafia of sorts...

AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.

After being typecasted in many of our FanFiction stories, Harry Potter's characters are fuming to the extent that they won't resist to use Killing Curse on us. But since they can't use magic because of the International Statute of Secrecy, they're writing letters! To us FanFiction writers! If you are not scared to be hexed into oblivion, then you may proceed to open this.

Harry and Lily survive Voldemort's attack. Lily goes somewhere she thinks will be safe and runs into someone familiar and the last person she would expect: Severus Snape.

Draco Malfoy's blood turns on him, in the worst way—leukemia. A death sentence as far as his circumstances are concerned. But on an errand to set his affairs in order, his one chance for survival comes from a very unexpected and unwanted source. Someone who has witnessed what he is about to go through, first-hand. Draco/Hermione.

Iggy has to tell the younger members of the flock a bedtime story. R&R!

So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...

AN: This story has been updated with corrections in tense and few minor changes made. Please enjoy. Harry and Hermione are genetically engineered beings that were sent to Earth to save it from itself. The Prolog will set the tone for the story. This is part one to cover the pair from the age of eight through the first year at Hogwarts.

"What the hell are you going on about, Ryuk?" "You're no fun nowadays...A complete mess without that detective. You won't even play video games with me anymore! So I'm considering giving you something you might take great interest in, Light..." LxLight yaoi, rated M.

HPDM slash, HPGW, RWHG. Ron is the one who goes through Harry's possessions after his death, because that's what a best friend does. And what he finds shakes his belief in Harry to its foundations. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.

Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.

Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

She's alive... and that's enough to send Clay Jensen through a loop. A continuation/sequel to 'Fourteenth Reason'

I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...

The golden trio, order of the phoenix, D.A, Draco, Fred/George all watch a very potter musical and a very potter sequel. humorific! Harry/Ginny Draco/Luna fred/George Sirius/Severus Ron/Hermione Yay! On Hold for lack of ideas.

drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!

Rosie, a coy girl at Wammy's, has a favorite swing, that L, just so happens to be swinging on. MAJOR FLUFF...in my opinion! LxOC

It may be a little overdone, but whatever. 586 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

Just a random little one-shot so ShadowedPuppeteer and I could figure out this beta thing. Lollipop

Inspired by 'The End of Ze World' video by AlbinoBlackSheep. How our beloved Fanfiction site will come to an end...

Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr

Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

After Sirius's death, Harry wants to die. He writes to the best person he knows for the job, Lord Voldemort. Follows a correspondence between the two of them. Dark and angry!Harry, OOC!Voldemort. First story ever.

Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.

Lily Luna's obsession leads Harry, his family, his friends, and the Malfoy's to watch A Very Potter Musical. A Very Potter Musical is owned by StarKidPotter and Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Few months after the epilogue. Please Review! Or else..

Three year old Harry gets rescued by Sirius and is raised by him instead of the Dursleys. Child abuse on the Dursleys' part. HPGW in later chapters. HPSB BONDING! Child fic in beginning!

This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom

The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

Fun with Filch and Mrs Norris. Okay, Harry has fun. It's not so much fun for them.

A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

Based on the song "Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out" by the Wizard Rock band The Whomping Willows. DMHP! Slash! Please review. ;D Bottom!Harry

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Healer Hermione Weasley recieves a letter on Harry Potters death, a revealing letter that brings tears.

Eragon makes his way back to Ellesmera, where he discovers long kept secrets and a new weapon that could possibly change the fate of the war. Eragon/Arya Murtagh/Nasuada

AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.

AU, Sirius never goes to Azkaban. Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Sirius, Remus and ... Dumbledore! shortly after his parents die.

Harry Potter characters write christmas cards too you know.

Voldemort has a excessive amount of time on his hands, he decides to write Harry a little poem to tell him just why he wants him dead. Is probably overrated but being safe.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.

Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...

What if Sirius never went to Azkaban? Harry goes to live with Sirius instead of the Dursleys. Sirius has got his hands full. Rating just in case.Gasp I finallly posted the next chapter.