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Joined 11-06-10, id: 2604166, Profile Updated: 11-13-14
Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Gathering Blue, Alvin and the chipmunks, My Little Pony, Borderlands, Fallout, Avatar: Last Airbender, Starbound, Minecraft, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Quotes:

"I. I am the one who clucks in the night... Who will make every villian and criminal run in fright... For when evil begins, my heartbeat quickens. I am your savior. I. Am. Chicken!" - Me

“What if the dream has become a reality, if the reality is but a dream?” – Me


Current fics I'm writing:

Trimmed Apples:

What if Applejack had never left Manehatten as a filly? Would it change who she was? Of course it would. Now, as a respectable Manehattenite, she is encouraged to visit her actual family in the small town of Ponyville. In her visit, she will meet perhaps the strangest group of ponies she will ever know and come to... can't say love really, more like hold in high regard.

Electrical Issues on the Apple Farm:

Gaige, transported to Equestria via death, is certainly going to lose her mind. Everything is so damned colorful! For a bit, things are all right... but after a while, thing's need to spark soon or Gaige is going to smash, and as of now, Gaige officially hates colorful ponies...

Legend Of The Derpy Ninja:

Naruto, somehow transported to Equestria and turned into a pegasus, is found by none other than Derpy Hooves. Under her guidance, Naruto will face many hardships in the life of a pony, as well as devour more muffins than anypony could imagine, thus begins the Legend of The Derpy Ninja.

YOU WILL SHED NO RED WATER:

Krieg, somehow transported to the land of Shinobi, comes across two people who will forever change his way of life. With the love of one, and the friendship of another, will Krieg want to go back to get revenge on Hyperion? Or will he stay, and live a life where no one thinks him a freak. Well, almost no one.

Two Twilights in a Day:

A freak accident occurs when Twilight goes back in time. Somehow messing up the spell, she ends up stuck in the past... with herself. Now, with no way to return home, Twilight has to learn to accept the fact. Even if she doesn't want to.


Current one-shots

THE PINKIE PIE HORROR SHOW (Not actually a horror fic):

Krieg our lovable psychopath, turns up in Equestria. Not knowing whether he's officially lost it or not, decides to... make cake?


OCs for later fanfics:

Name: Cake Mix

Gender: Stallion

Age: 15-17

Parents: Mr. Cake & Mrs. Cake (Adopted)

Siblings: Pound Cake & Pumpkin Cake (Adopted)

Class: Earth Pony

Element Bearer Status: N/A

Friends: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Ditzy Doo/Derpy Hooves, Colgate/Minuette, Writers Block, Big Macintosh, Applejack, and Applebloom

Rivals: Pinkie Pie

Mane/Color: Caramel brown, Straight, curving up at the tips

Fur: Light tan

Cutie Mark: A bowl of cake batter and a mixing spoon with flour in the background (Similar to Applebloom's faux cutie mark in "Call of the Cutie")

Special Attributes: French accent, grey beanie, and apron

Name: Writers Block

Gender: Stallion

Age: 14-16

Parents: Berry Punch (Adopted)

Siblings: Berry Pinch (Adopted)

Class: Pegasus

Element Bearer Status: N/A

Friends: Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Cake Mix, and Fluttershy

Rivals: Rainbow Dash, Fleetfoot

Mane/Color: Ink purple, Combed over left eye

Fur: White

Cutie Mark: A blank piece of paper with a quill and ink

Special Attributes: Mildly perverted, can't fly, usually tired

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The SweetieMash Chronicles by Justice4243 reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders decide they need to expand their numbers, but things quickly go awry when their first target begins sobbing on the spot. Sweetie Belle soon finds herself roped into hanging out with the young colt. Can Sweetie Belle see past the young colts weirdness and allow friendship to bloom? Can Button Mash fake enough normal behavior to make at least one friend? W
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,258 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 14h - Published: 1/7/2014 - Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom
FiM:Equestrian Heroes! by Kyuubi16 reviews
Ending up in a world of magic Naruto must now must learn the customs and make the best of things in this strange new world. A story where laughter is shared, tears are shed, and the bonds of friendship and love are tested in this reimagining. Features Harem. Characters are Anthro in this.
Crossover - Naruto & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 339,755 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Fluttershy]
The Memoir of Tali'Zorah vas Yoko by FicMaster1o6 reviews
KXK - Secretly, I sometimes hated being a Quarian. We created the Geth for Keelah's Sake! But then I remember Naru'Zumaki vas Yoko, a Chakran. The last of his kind. The one who created the Reapers... God-like Naruto, though he rarely uses his full power. Eventual NarutoXTali. Established FemShepXGarrus
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/3 - [Naruto U., Tali'Zorah] [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Poking Pinkie Pie in the Pooper by SquirrelzKos reviews
[2nd Person Fic] Pinkie Pie is leaving you at home for a week so she can go run off to the Crystal Kingdom with her friends. You two lead a very loving romance, tons of sexual exploration. Perfect right? Well no matter what the situation she will not, under any circumstances let you stick it in her ass. Oh and boy do you love the ass.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 236,225 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Cup Cake
Romance and the Fate of Equestria by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves reviews
There's more than one way to smite evil. To paraphrase The Smiths, "I am equine and I need to be loved, just like everypony else does..."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 135 - Words: 343,673 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/2/2012
Friendship is Magic: Off the Record by TKoH reviews
What if the Mane six had been the Mane seven? How would the story change from what it had been? How would the series have played out? So, when Alex is pulled into Equestria before the battle with Night Mare Moon, and everything changes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 144 - Words: 491,608 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Rainbow Dash, OC
Ponies of the Spark Republic (redone) by ChocolateMocha0 reviews
Ten years have passed since the malevolent unicorn mare turned Equestria into the Spark Republic, everypony either brainwashed or too afraid to try and stop her. But a team known as the Resistance, led by a fearless Pegasus named Brevity Thrash, aren't so afraid and will stop at nothing to end the Queen's reign once and for all.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/1 - Fluttershy, Scootaloo, Dinky Doo
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
When I take Ambien and then Write fanfiction by Skulky Scoot reviews
Hey kids, you like Twilight Sparkle? Would you like her even better if she was chubby and had a penis? No? Oh... well then don't read this because that's exactly what it is. An insultingly standard 2nd person, one shot, HiE fic staring you and purple smart. Except with a futa twist! And a chubby twist! What's there not to love? A lot of it.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Dan vs Pinkie Pie by Dream.Before.Nightmare reviews
There's a new bakery in town and a new girl in town. That's just a new reason for Dan to plot revenge, but there's something stopping him. That something's name is Pinkie Pie, the friendly bakery worker. Will Dan ever win this one? Human!PinkiePie x Dan
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dan Vs. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Dan
World Entire by Tsar Bomba reviews
There is more than familiarity or similarity, Madison Li recognizes as much. Maybe she finds something attractive in a person so willing to destroy themselves for humanity's sake. It wouldn't be the first time. Madison Li/Female Lone Wanderer
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Doctor Li, Lone Wanderer] - Complete
Tighty Whitie by Skulky Scoot reviews
A 2nd person clopfic involving the Sweetie Belle and the guy with no name. A.K.A you! This is my first ever requested story all thanks to the user listed in the author's notes, if you don't like the idea of poking Sweetie's butt the PLEASE do yourself a favor and don't read this. 11,000wordsohmygod.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Sweetie Belle, OC
Cake Is Better Burned 1: Don't Maud off to Me by Drop The Act. Put On A Smile reviews
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlikely protagonist goes through a series of unfortunate events. That YOU decide! He can fail at romance, job interviews, small things, or even world shattering events! In this episode, Cake meets and falls in love with Maud Pie, Pinkie's older sister. Will he succeed? Or fail? You decide! Rated T for well... Teeness? RnR! Cover by Drop The Act.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Pinkie Pie, OC
Never Judge A Bug By Her Cover (Chrysalis's Royal Break Up Chronicle) by Zamairiac reviews
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. The Answer? A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit. Third Act deleted-A sequel is in the works :)
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,469 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Queen Chrysalis, OC - Complete
Shakespony: Twelfth Night by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
After being shipwrecked in Illyrimane, Applejack disguises herself as a stallion and serves the Duke Spike, who sends her to woo the Lady Rarity for him. Applejack is soon shocked to discover that the unicorn has fallen for her instead! How will she fix this tangled knot? More importantly, how will she win the dragon she loves when he thinks she's a boy?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - [Applejack, Spike, Rarity] - Complete
Lawless Love by Blood Brandy reviews
The Mane-iac has a reason, a method to her madness, and one that will shock the Mane Si-er, the Power Ponies to their core. Because it's not exactly evil, and aren't we all crazy when we're in love?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Spike - Complete
Celestial Gift by Wolfsalvo reviews
What would happen if a third survivor was aboard the Forward Unto Dawn? What if this survivor just happened to mysterouisly arrive to Equestria? We will follow the tale of an ODST who happens to survive an unlikely survival during a crash into the royal courtyard, and what happens after that... well, that is for you to read, and find out...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,929 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Crossroads by flutterdash1 reviews
Scootaloo feels lonesome because her friends both got their cutie marks but her flank is blank. Trixie still travels without friends and is no longer welcome to perform anywhere. The two meet on the road and share wine and woes. Misery loves company, and company in bed is all the more pleasant. [[FOALCON]]
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Scootaloo, Trixie - Complete
Mickey's New Love by Lucas18 reviews
What would happen if Mickey Mouse and Daisy Duck suddenly fell in love...with eachother? And how would Minnie react if she found out?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo by shay and sara reviews
This is basically going to be about Rainbow Dash's past and her and Scootaloo eventually becoming sisters. So far, I only have two chapters, so I have no clue what twists and turns it'll take. Also, sorry about the bad title- I couldn't think of anyhting more creative! Warning: This is my first fan fiction. It's pretty terrible. Please read and review and tell me what you think!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo - Complete
Whip and Wing by Fernin reviews
Daring Do and Indiana Jones pursue twin medallions to keep the artifacts out of the hands of their enemies and to keep the world safe... but when something goes wrong they must each contend with each others' worlds and foes if both are going to survive.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,294 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Daring Do - Complete
Getting A Little Help From A Friend by Salvo1985 reviews
Derpy Hooves has always been a good helpful mere, but one bad day breaks her down. for when rainbow dash insults her in the worse possible way,she runs off upset - of course there are some ponies that dont judge her or treat her different...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
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Alex Rigger: Cyborg Pirate reviews
"The pirate... they say we steal, plunder, and rape innocent women... I can tell you, honestly, the last part is not true." Meet Alex Rigger, a pirate turned Vault Hunter. Here's his story on how he met up with three others... and changed the world of Pandora... "Not dramatically of course! I'm too bleedin' awesome for that." Rated M for reasons. Pandora, look out.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Maya, Gaige, Krieg, OC
Best Friends?
She just wants a friend, to tell her secrets to, to share her pains with, to hold when things are rough. She just wants one friend who can offer that for her, yet everypony is the same... They all judge by covers and actions... SOME OF WHICH SHE CAN'T EVEN CONTROL! She just wants that one friend... who will go through anything with her. Rated T for Swearing and whatever.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15
Steve the Unbound reviews
Have you ever thought you were different... like you were meant for something? I used to think that, until I found out I was just a pawn for something bigger. The world around us isn't real. None of it is. It's just a battlefield and I'm just a soldier being played. The only difference with me is, I'm aware now. I'm the player and the world is my game. Rated T (Alex will be in it)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Steve
Alex Rigger: Father Nature reviews
"How did Alex meet little Floran again?" His little companion asked. His annoyed one-sided reply. "I don' fuckin' know, mate. What I do know is, ya don' keep little weeds in your ship." Meet Alex Rigger, a cold-hearted space pirate. He knows the one rule of space, but ever since he had met with the little runt, he broke it. "Rule #1. Watch your back. No one's else's." Rated M.
Starbound - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16
Trimmed Apples reviews
What if Applejack had never left Manehatten as a filly? Would it change who she was? Of course it would. Now, as a respectable Manehattenite, she is encouraged to visit her actual family in the small town of Ponyville. In her visit, she will meet perhaps the strangest group of ponies she will ever know and come to... can't say love really, more like hold in high regard. Rated T
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Applejack, Applebloom
The Royal Pains reviews
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlucky mane character, switches bodies with ALL of the royals in the show. In this series of one-shots, Cake here finds many reasons why being royalty sucks. Whether it's weddings, being forced to attend Nightmare Night, feeding an entire race, raising from the dead, or even becoming Twilight! What luck he has. Rated T for... Teeness?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, OC
Rules for a Horrible Avatar
When an Inter-dimensional traveler, who happens to be the Avatar, enters Aang's dimension, he may or may not screw over everybody. So, he has written himself down a few (hundred) rules to follow, things he needs to fix, and baby mommas he needs to talk to. It's not his problem though, he's pushing it all on his future self. Rated M for swears and idiotic rules.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Aang, OC
Electrical Issues on the Apple Farm reviews
Gaige, transported to Equestria via death, is certainly going to lose her mind. Everything is so damned colorful! For a bit, things are all right... but after a while, thing's need to spark soon or Gaige is going to smash, and as of now, Gaige officially hates colorful ponies... Possible (in)direct sequel to 'THE KRIEGIE PIE HORROR SHOW'. Rated M because of swearing and shit.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Applejack, Applebloom, Gaige
Alex Rigger: Pirates in the Wastes reviews
"I grew up in one of them Vaults too, 21 I believe. Now, before ya'll go gibbering on about what yer hurtin for, what was Vault 11 like?" His reply? "Shit." Meet Alex Rigger, one of the only surviving members of Vault 11. After meeting with a certain Courier, things are going to change in the Wasteland. "Not dramatically 'a course, I'm too bleedin' awesome for that!" Rated M
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Courier, C. Boone, Cass, OC
The Foods Family Interview
This is what happens when you shove a computer in your brain, and melt it down with caustic milk. This is the absolute worst idea ever, yet I still like it! Meet the Foods family, a seemingly not normal at all family, that has absolutely every secret there is to hide. Yup, totally normal, well, an interviewer decides 'hey, Imma go ask them questions ' totally a bad idea. Rated K
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Published: 6/2/2014 - OC
Cake's on Crack: Shit Happens reviews
Basically a more mature version of my Cake is Better Burned series. If you want a what-the-fuckery type of thing, well this is it. There is absolutely NO seriousness of any kind in my CoC series, heh, if you want something like that, probably not a good idea to read anything by me. Oh well, time for the summary: Ice cream, at its finest. Nah, ice cream can be a total dick actually.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Vinyl Scratch, OC - Complete
Pirates In The Wastes reviews
A malfunction in all the world's Nuclear Power plants had happened, causing a mass of radiation to seep out across the planet. After 80 years of endless hell and death, it all stopped. Leaving behind a ruin of the Earth we once knew. It was then, when the survivors of the damage formed clans, and tribes. Cities were remade, cities like New Denver and Nexus Seattle. (Read Inside)
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2014 - OC
Cake Is Better Burned 4: The Grand Galloping Disaster
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlikely protagonist goes through a series of unfortunate events. That YOU decide! He can fail at romance, job interviews, small things, or even world shattering events! In this episode, Cake, accompanied by Spike, go with the girls to The Grand Galloping Gala. Things aren't going to end well. Rated T for... Teeness?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Published: 5/1/2014 - OC, Spike
DATA CORRUPTED reviews
When a stallion, who knows nothing of the outside world, has to leave his Stable to find something that will ultimately help everypony, he can succumb to anything. Madness, anger, regret, even death. The wasteland is an unforgiving place, but it gives back. All of the hate, insanity, and murder. It. Gives. Back. Rated M for murder, gore, sex, drug usage, and alcohol consumption.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - OC
I Can Feel Everything reviews
A batch of homemade acid, a Changeling removing all sense of emotions, and just critical failures at earning a cutie mark. That's the whole story on Melting Point, Cake's alter-ego. Now, the thing is, he doesn't enjoy what he does, he also doesn't hate it, but that's not the point, the point is, don't play with acid my little ponies, you're pretty much bucked. Rated T for reasons.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - OC - Complete
aMnESia: What Is Friendship reviews
"I have opened my doors to demons, devils, and all Hell... And I have no idea who I am because of it. My friends... or my acquaintances? They called me something... Dash, I think it was... I am Dash... Or At least I think I am." Follow 'Dash', a mare trapped within her own mind, as skeletons she thought she buried deep in the closet haunt her. Her descent into madness. Rated M.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord
Cake Is Better Burned 2: Friendship Is Magical Induced Seizures reviews
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlikely protagonist goes through a series of unfortunate events. That YOU decide! He can fail at romance, job interviews, small things, or even world shattering events! In this episode, Cake meets the Mane 6, and at first. Things seem alright! That is until an old Alicorn from the past shows up. Will his luck ever get better? Rated T for Teeness? RnR!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC
Cake Is Better Burned 3: Cutie Mark Calamity reviews
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlikely protagonist goes through a series of unfortunate events. That YOU decide! He can fail at romance, job interviews, small things, or even world shattering events! In this episode, Cake is interrogated by the CMC to get his Cutie Mark Story. Now Cake isn't an all bad dude, but it's obvious he's hiding something. Rated T for... Teeness? RnR!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Cutie Mark Crusaders, OC
Cake Is Better Burned 1: Don't Maud off to Me reviews
In this series, Cake Mix, our unlikely protagonist goes through a series of unfortunate events. That YOU decide! He can fail at romance, job interviews, small things, or even world shattering events! In this episode, Cake meets and falls in love with Maud Pie, Pinkie's older sister. Will he succeed? Or fail? You decide! Rated T for well... Teeness? RnR! Cover by Drop The Act.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Pinkie Pie, OC
Virtue of the Changelings reviews
What does it take to save a whole race, while defending your own? A colt who has no idea on what's happening that's who. Meet Virtue, our young protagonist who is more likely to die than save the Changelings from extinction. Oh well though. Will it all lead to the worst betrayal of them all? Or will both races live in harmony? Rated T... for Teeness?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Queen Chrysalis, OC
This Isn't Happening reviews
After Twilight uses the scroll to go back in time, things don't turn out the way she really wanted. She was stuck in her past! Not only does she not know what to do, her past self seems smarter than her. Sorry for the horrid summary, not that good at 'em. Future Twilight x Twilight friendship possible romance
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Two Worlds reviews
Sequel to "The KriegyPie Horror Show" It's been few days since Krieg & Geirk arrived in Equestria, and one night they are separated, mind and body. Neither knows what happened, and only Krieg can bring the two together once more. Will Krieg accept he no longer has that inner voice, or will he go to lengths trying to put Geirk in control. Rated T, may change later.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Octavia, Krieg, OC
YOU WILL SHED NO RED WATER reviews
Krieg, somehow transported to the land of Shinobi, comes across two people who will forever change his way of life. With the love of one, and the friendship of another, will Krieg want to go back to get revenge on Hyperion? Or will he stay, and live a life where no one thinks him a freak. Well, almost no one. Rated M for blood and gore, Krieg, torture, and mutilation. POOP TRAIN!
Crossover - Naruto & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hinata H., Krieg
Life Is A Joy reviews
Several years had passed since Scootaloo's brother had left for college, and now. He's coming home. Scootaloo, while happy he's coming back, may not like the fact he tends to attract the attention of YOUNG mares. Specifically, her friends and mortal enemies. Rated T for weird stuff, accepted pedofillya, over excessive smiles, and other random things. Minor swears here and there.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, OC
Snakes That Sparkle reviews
Garden Snake, Equestria's Blue Suns' leader, is on the job once again to do the most difficult thing ever thought to ponykind. Being a bodyguard. Princess Celestia, his client, has asked him to protect her faithful student Twilight Sparkle during the Summer Sun Celebration, could this equal a hidde romance? Or a destrution of an already broken heart?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, OC, Princess Celestia
THE KRIEGIE PIE HORROR SHOW reviews
(Not really a horror fic) Krieg our lovable psychopath, turns up in Equestria. Not knowing whether he's officially lost it or not, decides to... make cake? Rated T for EXCESSIVE CAPS, Krieg, Pinkie Pie, Cake, Explosions, The yelling game, and a few other things.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Krieg - Complete
Of Werewolves, Vampires, Lilacs, And Clouds reviews
Meet the new Acadamy students, sure one is anti-social a bit, sure one has anger issues, but hey, when they meet the right people that might just change, or not either one. Sasuke/Sakura bashing, pairings inside, rated T for swearing may change rating later. OC Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H.
The Miller Project reviews
Credit to Bibi, Original author. After a few years Alvin is so close to finishing the project. Somone wants it to be cancelled. Will Alvin decide the projects fate by stealing it back or will he ignore it? All I did was translate.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alvin S., Jeanette M.
The Weapon reviews
Kira Finds A Bomb Hidden On The Pathe To Annebelle's House Rated T For Explosions
Gathering Blue - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Just Let Me Talk To You reviews
Hinata decides to confess to Ino her feelings for her. But what if Ino was a little hostile at first? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hinata H., Ino Y. - Complete