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Poll: In both "Class of Equestria" and "There and Back", there's been quite a few different characters that have shown minor interest in Cake; while others are outright confused about their feelings for the brunette main-character. Heck, some characters haven't even shown up yet! This poll is to dictate who's the most popular of the girls (Those in a relationship are exempt from this) and, probably, who Cake will end up with. Select two, one for both "Class of Equestria (EQG)" and "There and Back". In No Order we have: Vote Now!
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Joined 11-06-10, id: 2604166, Profile Updated: 05-21-17
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Gathering Blue, Borderlands, Fallout, Avatar: Last Airbender, Starbound, Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Little Red Riding Hood, Katawa Shoujo, and My Little Pony.

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Lassoed with a Rope-Dart by MRAY 4TW reviews
He's now attained perfect peace to assume the title of a Sage. But a certain Sand Kunoichi whose life seems to revolve around him now threatens it. What is he to do when she is presented as the perfect catalyst agent to renew his views about his life? Naru/Matsu Naruto x Matsuri. Requested by Ryuujin96.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,802 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Naruto U., Matsuri] Tsunade S. - Complete
The Ninja That Fell Through Time by Yojimbra reviews
While plummeting to his death thanks to his teacher Jiraiya, Naruto attempts the Summoning Jutsu. However, he ends up summoning something much prettier than a toad. Sarada now must choose between her dream to be Hokage, keeping the timeline the same, or her crush on the seventh Time-travel Naruto/Sarada. [I've started to work on an update]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Naruto U., Sarada U.] Jiraiya, Team Seven
Hindsight by Quietly Something reviews
Follows the good ending of each route. One night, recounted five different ways, ten years after the events of Katawa Shoujo. A night of thinking about the past forces Hisao to consider what his relationships mean to him, and what he is getting out of them.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 92,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Hisao N. - Complete
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,633 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Memoir of Tali'Zorah vas Yoko by FicMaster1o6 reviews
KXK - Secretly, I sometimes hated being a Quarian. We created the Geth for Keelah's Sake! But then I remember Naru'Zumaki vas Yoko, a Chakran. The last of his kind. The one who created the Reapers... God-like Naruto, though he rarely uses his full power. Eventual NarutoXTali. Established FemShepXGarrus
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,572 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Tali'Zorah] [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
The Way Things Should Be by Palistus reviews
A short piece about how I envision Rem's confession scene playing out in a world where Subaru isn't such an idiot of a main character, and realizes that Rem is a far better partner than Emilia is, at least at this point in the anime. Non-graphic Subaru/Rem, one-shot fluff.
Re:Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Subaru N., Rem] - Complete
Life Line by Walker-98 reviews
Amanda Ripley had died by the time Ellen Ripley's life pod was recovered. But her daughter had never stopped looking for her long lost mother. Now as Ellen prepares to leave with the Marines she receives an unexpected visitor.
Alien: Isolation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Mean Time to Breakdown by AncillaryCharacter reviews
In the end, defying inertia, she was never able to confess to him. The heart attack, the collapse, the subsequent hospitalization, it all foreshadowed a lonely, dismal, and tragically short future. Iwanako transferred to Yamaku Academy, leaving the ruins of her old dreams behind. (This is a Single Point of Departure Divergence fic starring Iwanako.)
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,377 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 1/23/2013
Dreamy Encounters by Benjilabu reviews
Rin's first encounter with the rest of the girls, Kenji, Akira and Hisao. From her internal point of view.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Rin T.
Entanglement: A Month With Rin by Finn Solomon reviews
The sequel to A Day With Rin. Hisao and Rin have finally reached a level of understanding between themselves, but the life of an artist holds new challenges of its own. To be with Rin, Hisao is prepared to sacrifice almost everything. But will it be enough?
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Rin T., Hisao N.
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
World Entire by Tsar Bomba reviews
There is more than familiarity or similarity, Madison Li recognizes as much. Maybe she finds something attractive in a person so willing to destroy themselves for humanity's sake. It wouldn't be the first time. Madison Li/Female Lone Wanderer
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Doctor Li, Lone Wanderer] - Complete
A Rose Amongst Thorns by NeonZangetsu reviews
Heroes are not always born. At times they are forged in fire. Shaped by events beyond their control. No, heroes are not always born. Sometimes, they are made. Witness the grand adventure of a boy forged by fire, two girls wracked by grief, and the terrible evil that brings them all together in a epic tale for the ages. NarutoxRosexSparrow. Romance, Fluff, Drama, Adventure. Review!
Crossover - Naruto & Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Rose
Hit the Road by Havoka reviews
What if Lee had been able to travel with Lilly when she left in the RV? (Lilly/Lee shipping)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lee E., Clementine, Lilly - Complete
My Unconventional Mask by AGuyWhoUsedToWrite reviews
Living day by day as a pretender, Uzumaki Naruto was known as the scorn of Konoha; cast aside by society. Their actions eventually led to the creation of a mask but what happens when that mask starts to crack? A Hanabi x Naruto story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,580 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
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Anon Saves Equestria, er
Galaxy Hair really wants to take over the whole day/night shtick, and y'know, just make it night for like, ever. Problem is, Anon wants to sleep, but forever is a long time so, yeah. He's gonna try and do something about that. Rated T for excessive swearing, 2nd person fic, and other shit.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Published: 5/25 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
There and Back reviews
There are elements that make up friendship; Honesty, Generosity, Loyalty, Kindness, Laughter and a sixth, unknown key factor. Let's just say, for a moment now, there was seven—of course I would be joking. This is the story of Cake Mix, a stallion with poor luck (and even poorer intelligence), who gets pulled into the middle of this whole friendship is magic charade. Rated T-ish.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21 - Twilight Sparkle, OC
Blood and Skin reviews
A free verse poem focusing on the inner working of Krieg's mind as he meets Tiny Tina for the 'first time'. The internal cognition of a man beyond reason.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29 - Tiny Tina, Krieg - Complete
I'm Not Disabled, I Speak English! reviews
Who knew one person's injury would lead to two lives changing? Enter Weyland Lemming: a narcissistic, pessimistic, American who relies on Hisao's translating to get him by. When fate strikes Hisao in a horrible manner, it not only drags the Arrhythmic boy, but Weyland down the rabbit hole as well. (Weyland x ?) (Hisao x ?) Pairings undecided. Rated T for Minor - Heavy Swearing.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19 - Hisao N., OC
Silent Nights reviews
Mute, alone, afraid. There was a lot wrong with this scenario, yet he could not falter. Shaun was out there, somewhere, and he needed to find him. Hopefully he can somehow tell his new friends that. Read along as the Sole Survivor of Vault 111 ventures through the Commonwealth; through quiet days and silent nights. (A M!SS x Sierra P. (Kinda?) fanfic) Rated T-M for a lot of things.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Sole Survivor
Alex Rigger: Cyborg Pirate reviews
"The pirate... they say we steal, plunder, and rape innocent women... I can tell you, honestly, the last part is not true." Meet Alex Rigger, a pirate turned Vault Hunter. Here's his story on how he met up with three others... and changed the world of Pandora... "Not dramatically of course! I'm too bleedin' awesome for that." Rated M for reasons. Pandora, look out. (4k views!)
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Maya, Gaige, Krieg, OC
Wolves of Red
In the events of Little Red making her way to her dear grandmother old, the wolf had been keen and hungry. What if the wolf had done away with grandmother dear sooner than in the original? There will be no Woodsman, there will be no joy, there will only be red. A bloodied cloak, and the silence of the dead, who is he, but the wolf of red. Rated K
Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Published: 4/1/2016
Stardew Valley-ish reviews
When a bright eyed young girl tries her hand at farming and making new friends, there will always be difficulties. Some as simple as being interrupted, some being attacked by Dwarves, and of course... some choking on 'magical imbued' mushrooms (Or so said the Wizard.) Rated T for childish moments, immature humor, minor swearing and game logic. "Your farm must be thriving!" "No."
Stardew Valley - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Emily, OC
Book 3: Synthesis: To End a Plague
(b1) The Chosen One, (b2) The Courier, (b3) The Lone Wanderer, (b3) The Sole Survivor... what if they were all the same person cursed to walk for an eternity? Making up new identities as they progressed throughout the war torn America. Name's changing, memories fading... nothing remains the same. Except for one thing; Glade. Rated M for swearing, gore, sensitive matters, etc.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Lone Wanderer, Reilly, Piper W., Sole Survivor
Dead Cons reviews
It was a lie, a dirtied tale spun by a master. In their minds, he was what he said. The only surviving Dweller of 111... but in truth, he was not a survivor at all. His wife was not that, but his sister. His son was not, but his nephew. Himself, not a war veteran, but a war criminal. And he was the only one who knew. Until now... Rated M (Pre/Post-War Commonwealth (Piper x SS))
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Piper W., Sole Survivor
To DIE For reviews
Sam just couldn't say no. Literally, he couldn't, at least not to her. That night at Prom changed things for both Sam and Yuki, it deepened their relationship to a whole new level of crazy... and caused a whole new hell for Sam. She was abusive, controlling and over jealous... and she didn't mind killing to keep him. What can I say? Love is To DIE For. Rated T (Yandere!Yuki x Sam)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2015
Steve the Unbound reviews
Have you ever thought you were different... like you were meant for something? I used to think that, until I found out I was just a pawn for something bigger. The world around us isn't real. None of it is. It's just a battlefield and I'm just a soldier being played. The only difference with me is, I'm aware now. I'm the player and the world is my game. Rated T (Alex will be in it)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Steve
Alex Rigger: Father Nature reviews
"How did Alex meet little Floran again?" His little companion asked. His annoyed one-sided reply. "I shot me a fuckin' plant dead." Meet Alex Rigger, a cold-hearted space pirate. He knows the one rule of space, but ever since he had met with the little runt; he broke it. "Rule #1. Watch your back. No one's else's." Rated M. The Galaxy had better watch out.
Starbound - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2015
Rules for a Horrible Avatar
When an Inter-dimensional traveler, who happens to be the Avatar, enters Aang's dimension, he may or may not screw over everybody. So, he has written himself down a few (hundred) rules to follow, things he needs to fix, and baby mommas he needs to talk to. It's not his problem though, he's pushing it all on his future self. Rated M for swears and idiotic rules.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Aang, OC
Alex Rigger: Pirates in the Wastes reviews
"I grew up in one of them Vaults too, 21 I believe. Now, before ya'll go gibbering on about what yer hurtin for, what was Vault 11 like?" His reply? "Shit." Meet Alex Rigger, one of the only surviving members of Vault 11. After meeting with a certain Courier, things are going to change in the Wasteland. "Not dramatically 'a course, I'm too bleedin' awesome for that!" Rated M
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Courier, C. Boone, Cass, OC
YOU WILL SHED NO RED WATER reviews
Krieg, somehow transported to the land of Shinobi, comes across two people who will forever change his way of life. With the love of one, and the friendship of another, will Krieg want to go back to get revenge on Hyperion? Or will he stay, and live a life where no one thinks him a freak. Well, almost no one. Rated M for blood and gore, Krieg, torture, and mutilation. (Cancelled)
Crossover - Naruto & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Hinata H., Krieg
Of Werewolves, Vampires, Lilacs, And Clouds reviews
Meet the new Acadamy students, sure one is anti-social a bit, sure one has anger issues, but hey, when they meet the right people that might just change, or not either one. Sasuke/Sakura bashing, pairings inside, rated T for swearing may change rating later. OC Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H.
The Weapon reviews
Kira Finds A Bomb Hidden On The Pathe To Annebelle's House Rated T For Explosions
Gathering Blue - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Just Let Me Talk To You reviews
Hinata decides to confess to Ino her feelings for her. But what if Ino was a little hostile at first? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hinata H., Ino Y. - Complete