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Author has written 21 stories for Glee.

I'm just your average journalist, writing away about the daily news. When I have free time I write some more, just for fun.

Current writing phase: Glee. I like writing as-close-to-canon-as-possible stories about the little moments we haven't seen on the show yet.

Comments, critiques and prompts are always welcome. Especially prompts. I love prompts.

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Someone New reviews
Kurt and Blaine were supposed to take the "Homosexual Ohio" world by storm, do things they've never done before and meet new people. Kurt meets someone very familiar, but certainly not who he had known before. Written pre-3x05; minor spoilers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Jossable Glee Drabbles reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots based on speculations for upcoming episodes so, spoilers, but nothing too major . Story 3: Rachel and Finn jump to the wrong conclusion about Kurt and Sam, forcing the actual truth out. No spoilers beyond the promo.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Lunch Date reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred back to McKinley, he and Blaine have limited time to spend together. When time is against you and you have to rush, sometimes things go wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Warmth of a Brother reviews
Minor spoilers for 2.12, the released WIGYA scene. After a not-so-pleasant experience with the Warblers, Kurt spends the evening in Lima, reconnecting with old friends and discovering that Finn didn't have the best Valentine's Day, either. Furt bonding.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
When He Got Kurt Alone reviews
After his brazen "When I Get You Alone" performance, Blaine finds Kurt sitting outside the GAP, looking less than happy. Spoilers, based on the recently released video of "When I Get You Alone", from S2 E12.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Closing the Gap reviews
After a Warblers trip to the mall goes disastrously wrong, Blaine gets hurt, Kurt's secret comes out in the open and Wes realizes that he might have been a bit too hard on his new teammate. Hints of Klaine. Based on Warblers production photos for S2.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another Question in Another Hall reviews
Kurt finds himself back in the McKinley locker room while waiting to pick Finn up from practice. Enter Karofsky, with a question. It's not the question Kurt was expecting to hear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
A New DiWarbler Christmas reviews
New Directions surprises the Dalton Academy Warblers with some Christmas carols. Holiday spirit fills the room as competition is put aside and the two groups become one.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Seventeen reviews
Kurt has to spend the afternoon working in the garage, but he's not going to let it ruin his special day. Not even when a certain bully's car comes in for repairs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Sick Day reviews
For Blaine, skipping school to visit Kurt and talk to Karofsky took a lot of planning, and brought a lot of consequences. Spoilers for Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Playing for Both Teams reviews
McKinley's New Directions isn't new to drama during their glee competitions, but now that Kurt is on the Warblers, everything seems to be collapsing. Eventual Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Way You Look Tonight reviews
After a successful Hummel-Hudson wedding, everyone is making their way onto the dance floor... except Kurt. Blaine just needs to teach him not to care about who's watching.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
J'aime les Cheerios reviews
Blaine finds a certain fourteen-and-a-half minute video online, which makes Kurt look back on part of the life he left behind at McKinley.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Jealousy for You reviews
Dave Karofsky is having a horrible day. The last thing he needs is a conversation with the man he hates the most, the one he's the most jealous of. Mild Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Blaine A. - Complete
Condolences reviews
The recent LGBT suicides have always been in the back of their minds. When one rocks Ohio, Kurt finds himself being the strong one, giving Blaine a shoulder to cry on. Klaine as an established relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Final Shove reviews
Fights break out and fathers get involved when Dave Karofsky finally pushes Kurt past his breaking point. Based on spoilers for Episode 2x08, "Furt".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Vital Vitula reviews
Rachel will do anything to make sure she has a violinist for her performance, even if it means driving across town and breaking up a make-out session. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Rachel B., Blaine A. - Complete
Confrontations Part II reviews
Kurt remembers full well what happened the last time he chased Karofsky into the locker room. But he's going to do it again, and finally give Dave a piece of his mind. Spoilers for Never Been Kissed. Mild Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Game Talk reviews
Pseudo-sequel to Couch Talk. Finn doesn't like the idea of Blaine coming to the Hummel/Hudson family dinner. Two Chapters, tiny hint of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Finn H., Blaine A.
Couch Talk reviews
Burt Hummel comes home from work to find his son asleep in the lap of a boy he never met. Klaine crushing from Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Kurt's Audition reviews
After transferring to Dalton Academy, Kurt auditions for the Warblers. Hints of Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete