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Joined 11-06-10, id: 2604915, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

Hey everyone!

Now I don't know if people actually read these, so I'm going to keep it quick:

I've realized that after having an account for two years, I've never once written anything here. Partially out of laziness, but mostly because I honestly have no clue what to write.

Well... I usually read about The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. I'm more of an adventure/humour type person but I can deal with some minor shipping. I've been cheering for District 2 in the Hunger Games so if you ever want to talk about them, message me (although I am completely against the way Cato was portrayed in the movie, even though I love Alexander Ludwig).

So really, that's all I have to say for now...

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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 7,952 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 8,480 - Follows: 9,459 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
Saving reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 10,277 - Follows: 12,350 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 6,444 - Follows: 8,159 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 7,672 - Follows: 10,302 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,540 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 7,865 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 13,213 - Follows: 16,685 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 6,288 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 34230 - Favs: 22,860 - Follows: 17,430 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 11,425 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,847 - Reviews: 5296 - Favs: 6,367 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9360 - Favs: 19,538 - Follows: 11,971 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Year of the False Spring by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
281 AL. The story about the Tourney at Harrenhal, the Knight of the Laughing Tree, the duel between Brandon and Littlefinger and the events leading up to the Stark-Tully-Arryn-Baratheon alliance and Robert's Rebellion.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,646 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wisdom of James Potter by LittleRedLily reviews
Random series of one-shots about James Potter, the amusing things he gets up to and how he helps/hinders his friends. Includes his guide to girls, an Animagus quiz and how to lose a girl in ten days.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
There and Back by chappysmom reviews
"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,838 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
Faded Lines by jennycaakes reviews
The rebellion never happened. Gale Hawthorne lives in the Seam and works in the mines. Madge Undersee works as a teacher and lives in town. The two are meant to be together, but how does it come to happen? This story will show Gale and Madge's story how it would have been if District 12 had never been destroyed. *minor character deaths*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 258,304 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Government Shutdown by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 7,539 - Follows: 7,471 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Uncalculated Risks by jennycaakes reviews
In a twist of fate, Gale Hawthorne and Madge Undersee are chosen from the Reaping bowl of the 74th Annual Hunger Games instead. How will they fight? How will they love? There's more than just a rebellion flaming up around them. How will they get out? All Gale wants to do is wake up from this nightmare, but will it be any better when he can see clearly?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,059 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Schoolgirl Crush by Flaignhan reviews
These things pass. So they say.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Stacked Odds by sponsormusings reviews
Katniss Everdeen did the unthinkable & won the 73rd Hunger Games. Now in her first year as mentor, she's horrified when Peeta Mellark is reaped. Soon, they're fighting against challenges that neither ever expected to face. Can Katniss be a strong mentor for her tributes, while recognising her growing feelings for Peeta? And can Peeta overcome the odds, to be the next victor?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,102 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Gift Exchange by chappysmom reviews
"Let me get this straight, John. You want me to have dinner with my brother," Sherlock said. "Voluntarily." "Yes, as your present to me. Come have a polite dinner with Mycroft, and you won't have to buy me anything. Just … do this for me?" Later, John would cringe remembering the note of pleading in his voice.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Why I'm Quitting the Cannons by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE. Harry is fed up with stress and fed up with being famous. He had hoped joining the Cannons might let him relax, but no such luck. Now, he's officially called his retirement from Quidditch. Where to next? werewolves teaching living. Final Chapter posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,719 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Blaze by we are the light reviews
It began with a spark, and has now become a blaze that President Snow will struggle to contain. The rebellion has started and there's no turning back. sequel to Spark, Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,906 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
John Plays Hooky by chappysmom reviews
Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,673 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Invisible by chappysmom reviews
John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I can still do this by anomalation reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
You're Never Gonna Fit In Much, Kid by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
"It would go down in Pearson Hardman history as Harvey Specter - New York's best closer and the definition of 'uncaring' - grinned at his associate and produced a Yankees cap, pulling it down on Mike's head before chucking his chin slightly in a paternal way." Harvey and Donna find something out about Mike and they treat him slightly differently. Mike is not happy.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Born Of Fire by Pinklove21 reviews
Sequel to my story Any Means Necessary! Gale's a Victor. Katniss is a Victor. No more worries right? Wrong-their problems are far from over...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,335 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
In His Stead by IceAngel7 reviews
"Do you wish then that our places had been exchanged?" Faramir and his companions' journey from Imladris draws to its end in the City of Kings. Completed July 2012.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 145,133 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Spark by we are the light reviews
I fall from the netting in the training centre and all I hear is the Career boy from 2, laughing. It takes seconds to get up and grab an axe. It takes me less than one to throw it at him. Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,686 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Cato, Other tributes - Complete
We Could Have Been by gethsemane342 reviews
Circumstance can change everything between two people. Five relationships which could have been different, but for the circumstances.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Brutus, Cashmere, Cecelia, Pollux - Complete
Unexpected by jennycaakes reviews
Madge and Gale form an unexpected bond when Katniss is thrown into the Hunger Games. They take comfort in each other, but what happens when Katniss gets back? Or when Madge's life takes an unexpected twist? All 3 books, Madge's POV, AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 258,743 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Any Means Necessary by Pinklove21 reviews
Haymitch brought home a Victor in the 73rd Hunger Games. This is a story of that person's first year mentoring, and their tribute is coming home. There is no other option.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,358 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 240 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Saving the Boy by Embracing-Immensity reviews
What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,943 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,754 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Crept Up On Me by Edinburgh Love reviews
"Just like that, ten years of footage begin to play across my eyelids." Moments from Finnick's life between the 65th and 75th Games. MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS. Please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 12,245 - Follows: 3,064 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
BBC Sherlock The Photography Club by magicbunni reviews
What could the CIA want with Sherlock Holmes? The Agency needs to leverage Sherlock's unorthodox knowledge of London while investigating a missing CIA mole they presume dead... only it's proving tricky to identify the body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBC Sherlock The Ninth Muse by magicbunni reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are surrounded by covert enemies in the heart of Scotland Yard, and Holmes elects to pursue an investigation under conditions that will force John Watson to fight for his friend's - colleague's - life.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,202 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 713 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Losing Victor by Enigmaforum reviews
After his mock trial win, Kyle thinks that he has it all. He thinks that he can get into Harvey Specter's good graces. He thinks that he can take Mike Ross down. He thinks he can get past Donna. He finds out how wrong he is, on all counts.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,584 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Waiting for the Storm by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva McGonagall returns to the school of witchcraft and wizardry for her 41st year of teaching. Even though Snape is now headmaster, she tries to continue as normal. But things are not normal and Minerva knows the storm draws near.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,503 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dead on Arrival by Taywen reviews
At the age of seventeen, Lyme Rook volunteers for the Hunger Games – the ending is set, but what about Lyme's motivations, or the actions that led to her victory? This is the tale of the 48th Games. Rated for language, violence, etc.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lyme, Other tributes
A Lot Has Happened by Flyza reviews
Gale returns to District 13 after three years of heavy fighting. Lonely and angry, he tries to deal with losing Katniss and fighting in the war. And what should he do with the return of an old acquaintance from District 12? Some dark themes and language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,205 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Gale H., Madge U.
I'm Katie & I'm an Anger Addict by confessions.of.katijane reviews
When McGonagall institutes her own form of anger management on a hottempered Katie Bell, our favorite chaser begins to use a diary to vent about all of the frustrations in her life. Namely concerning a certain Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,765 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Katie B., George W.
Logically Speaking by gethsemane342 reviews
Not everyone who annoyed the Gamemakers in the Hunger Games was a rebel or even known. The tale of a rationalist, an arena and a retort.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Other tributes, Gloss - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 313 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Illusion of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
I volunteered for the 66th Hunger Games because I thought my victory would set me free. But freedom is just a word, an illusion that can never be reality for someone like me. I was a fool, and now I will have to pay the price. Cashmere's POV continued
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,777 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
From Fearful to Fearsome by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Johanna Mason has, against all odds, just been Reaped for the Sixty Ninth Annual Hunger Games. Trouble is, she's not the only contender, and far from the most apparent one to win. So how is a girl to get out alive? By duping everyone else, of course.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Johanna M., Other tributes - Complete
Twenty Four Victors, Twenty Four Tributes by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
"Twenty-Four Victors, Twenty-Four Tributes: Meet Your Quarter Quell Contestants." This is how they survived and why they died.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Finnick O., Wiress - Complete
The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Oy Angelina reviews
An alternate take on what could have been if Eclipse ended a little differently for Bree Tanner and what she might have done with her new lease on life. Features the Cullens, the Volturi, the La Push Pack and many other favorites from the Twilight Saga
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Bree, Alec
Kissing Lessons With Finnick by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Finnick gives Katniss some advice when they meet on the Victory Tour. A/U fluff, silliness and an excessive amount of liplocks and lip balm.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5383 - Favs: 13,176 - Follows: 14,673 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 10,772 - Follows: 5,282 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Burning Game by Lamiel reviews
AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8838 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 9,442 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Heart by SamSnead reviews
Two bruised and battered souls figure out how to rebuild.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Gale H., Johanna M.
Little Fishies by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
A day in the life of the Odairs. Takes place after the fall of the Capitol. A/N: Mockingjay: Not real, so you should understand the implications for Finnick. And Annie.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 4,620 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 435 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Fun & Games at Grimmauld Place by Gemini-Victoria reviews
Sirius is bored. Tonks is sick of being woken up at all hour by Sirius playing darts. what are they going to do? A secret prank off of course! involving slugs,shirt-stealing and more, you can just picture the chaos read and review! NT/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,033 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B. - Complete
The Scarlet Line by Paimpont reviews
The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Arena by Laserfire reviews
Set during Mockingjay.Katniss and Gale were captured in an attempt to save Peeta. But Snow has one final punishment, one that makes Katniss' time in an arena a three. One that tests both Peeta's and Gale's love for her. One that tests the people's power.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6751 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3934 - Favs: 9,916 - Follows: 9,261 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9045 - Favs: 21,789 - Follows: 8,669 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Just For the Summer by Merciless Princess reviews
Lia's mother is Gianna, but Lia lives in England with her father. She goes to Italy to visit her mother, as she does every summer, but this summer Gianna has a job with the Volturi and who knows how it might turn out...AlecOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,170 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Alec, Gianna - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 885 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,710 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life and Times of Theodore Nott by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Harry Potter and his friends weren't the only ones to live through the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by caisha702 reviews
A wise person once said that there is more than one side to every story and that what at first appears to be black and white isn't always so - I said that I wouldn't do it but I have - The Hunger Games - Clove's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,753 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Clove, Cato - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 14,353 - Follows: 5,977 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Three Lives of Luke Castellan by greenconverses reviews
Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Tales of the Third Age by Raksha The Demon reviews
Here there be dragons and Dunedain, Elves and Eagles, love and longing, fear and joy, in ficlets on many subjects written in multiples of 100 words. too many characters to list, but Faramir and Aragorn do make multiple appearances. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8247 - Favs: 9,675 - Follows: 5,066 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 5,502 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3787 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 366 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Serpent by gethsemane342 reviews
Zac Carew is ruthless, cold, cunning and manipulative. The perfect candidate for Slytherin. The perfect leader. The only problem? He's a muggleborn and he needs to hide it. How? Read to find out. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,416 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - OC - Complete
The Marauders' Guide to Life by BlackBells reviews
If you need advice there's no one better equipped than the Marauders. And they may find a little advice from you proves beneficial as well. Pen name changed from SiriusLoverr to BlackBells!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of Memory and Time by shireling reviews
Following the first winter of the new King’s reign, events unfold that will have devastating consequences for Gondor and for the King’s closest companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,379 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 714 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 4,079 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 1,040 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 841 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 347 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters to Granny by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
AU. This series of letters detail the life of Sméagol after the events of Return of the King as he struggles with his multiple personalities and attempts to find happiness in Mount Doom by marrying an orc and opening a Bed and Breakfast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 235 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 247 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Phoenix’s Choice by BajaB reviews
Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
Book Learning by LadyBranwyn reviews
In the libraries of Minas Tirith, Faramir had learned the abstract lore of numbers and the healing secrets of herbs, yet his studies had not included this, the most arcane of subjects. Rated M for acts of matrimony. Written in honor of Raksha the Demon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 452 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Epiphany by EmilineHarris reviews
Before he dies, Dallas is given the opportunity to see how things would have been in Tulsa had he never left New York City.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,191 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Dallas W. - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10637 - Favs: 17,662 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Smegging of the Shire by Stigandr reviews
After Middle Earth has been ruined by tourism due to the success of the recent films, a young hobbit sets off on a journey with his friend Gary the Gray to defeat the Dark Lord responsible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, it'll change your life. Maybe. Pls R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 227 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Ring by lahman reviews
Sauron, after barely surviving the War of the Ring, finds a fragment of the Ring of Power. After a bumbling attempt at rebuilding it, the Ring escapes. Sauron must draft the help of a hobbit, an oliphaunt, a balrog, and a familiar zombie to get it back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Sauron, Gollum - Complete
Roommates by slytherinrules85 reviews
At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,229 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Learning Letters by Lilan reviews
Would Denethor have probably been a better father to a little girl? Not AU! And now there is another chapter...and another...and finally, the last one.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Darkened Water by Alinah reviews
[Complete]When Estel and Legolas stumble upon a little stream, their decision to rest there proves a bad one when Estel is forced to take on a quest for the demon residing in these waters - a quest that will take him straight into a forest full of fairy t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 261 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 6,970 - Follows: 532 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by Cella N reviews
Summer break was his favourite part of year, until he had to spend it with her. HERMIONE. BLAISE. With vampires, snow globes, secret trees, swordfighting, birthday presents, and the bashing of the colour pink. Oh yes, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,367 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Importance of Ancient Runes by silvernatasha reviews
Starting his sixth year at Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is content. He passed his OWLs with no trouble and is looking forward to NEWTs. Then Hermione Granger walks into Ancient Runes and changes everything. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Budgielover reviews
Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Hunting by Nilmandra reviews
Story Complete Nine year old Legolas is learning to track and hunt in the safety of the realm of his father; while across the Anduin in the Misty Mountains, a patrol from Imladris is tracking a large party of Orcs. Adventures occur when realms collide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,304 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Celebrian by Dragon Confused reviews
A short story about Celebrian's rescue and recovery after capture by the orcs. Main characters: Celebrian, Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Arwen, Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Dark Lord Applications reviews
WANTED: DARK LORD - Looking for glory and adventure? Wealth, money, power? A real chance of bodily harm and/or death? Well look no further – becoming A DARK LORD may be the right job for you! Follow in the footsteps of Lord Voldemort as he searches for a suitable successor to carry on in this noble tradition of subjugating entire communities. *Weasleys need not apply*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Voldemort
Playing By Prim's Rules reviews
Primrose Everdeen's been keeping things bottled up for a while... For 14 years in fact! Who knew that sweet, adorable girl had such a sarcastic streak? A collection of rules and guidelines the people and cats of Panem should adhere to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Prim E., Pres. Snow