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Joined 08-30-02, id: 260505, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 7 stories for Lord of the Rings, James Bond, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, and Bourne series.

Hi there! I'm Alex. You can call me GreenCat3, GreenCat, Greeny, Chatvert, or Zed. I, uh...I like my nicknames. A lot. I tend to go by Chatvert on the internet anymore. I'm a twenty-one-year-old junior at the College of William & Mary. This lovely lady in my avatar is Joanna Dark - specifically from Perfect Dark: Janus' Tears.

I write in a lot of fandoms, but of course, all of my stories except for the Fanfiction Academic Institute of Langley and Butterfly Effect are very, very old. Like, I-wrote-this-when-I-was-in-sixth-grade old. So, please ignore them. I would delete them, but they make me feel nostalgic and happy, as well as illustrating how much I've improved over the years. Would I write an author-avatar-falls-into-canon-of-choice fic now? Possibly, because I am an irredeemable nerd. Would it be way better than those two lurking old monstrosities at the bottom of the page? Certainly! Because by God, are they terrible. Don't look, don't looook!

Of late, I've been writing a lot in the Bourne, Chuck, Sherlock, and West Wing fandoms...of course, since I've got an inner ruthless editor as well as an outer insecure writer, most of what I write never sees the light of day. Deal with it? :D I tend not to update often, so it's not unusual for me to go for spates of six months or more with nothing, and then update with four chapters for each story. This is because sometimes that damnable menace known as Real Life drags me away from the keyboard kicking and screaming.

I am a self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi, and don't you forget it. I'm also a stickler for canon and proper research - I literally cannot continue writing something unless I'm certain that all facts are reasonably correct. (Such as, oh, I don't know, helicopters can't fly during sandstorms, thank you certain professional author who shall not be named at this time.)

Fandoms

The Bourne fandom has been demanding a lot of my attention, since it just spawns the plotbunnies. I have a particular love for the books, and a special soft spot for the (often marginalized) characters of Alex Conklin and Mo Panov. They get all the best lines in the series. It's great.

Another fandom that is near and dear to my heart is Young Wizards. I haven't written anything for it, but that may change in the future. Dairine is my favorite character, even though I love them all. Even the Lone Power.

One of the first fandoms I started writing for is James Bond (and I have the badfic to show for it, sob). I've got a fascination with Cold War-era spy fiction, if you couldn't tell already. A favorite of mine is Alec Trevelyan, because he's the perfect adversary for Bond.

The West Wing is probably my favorite show, and I'm willing to attribute a lot of my initial love for the series to Aaron Sorkin's whip-smart dialogue. (To give you an idea of how much I love the series, I watched all of it - all seven seasons - in the space of one month. Obsession, thy name is Alex.) All of the characters are my favorite, though I have a special soft spot for Leo, and Bartlet is on my list of Incredibly Awesome People With Canes. (It is a very short list, whose only other occupant is bookverse!Conklin.)

Sherlock is my obsession of the now. I love me some well-written Johnlock, but I have some conflicted feelings on the pairing. Doesn't mean that it can't hit me right in the emotions, however! I'm working on a few things for it - they are all post-Reichenbach, and all way too tragic for me to deal with writing more than a thousand words at a time for them. I can't with this.

Miscellany

If you're at all interested in what I listen to when I write, it's usually movie soundtracks. Of course, John Powell's Bourne scores are what I jam to when I write Bourne fanfic, and I also enjoy David Arnold's James Bond, Hot Fuzz, and Stargate scores. Michael Giacchino's score for LOST is also excellent if I'm going for a creepy mood, and Michel Legrand's score for The Thomas Crown Affair (Steve McQueen, not Pierce Brosnan) helps me get in the '60s vibe. Hans Zimmer is the king of movie music, in my eyes, so whatever he does (Gladiator, The Lion King, PotC, The Da Vinci Code, Inception) is always fantastic. Steve Jablonsky's score for The Island is also a favorite of mine, and Harry Gregson-Williams wrote a fantastic, soaring score for Kingdom of Heaven. Don't even get me started on Jerry Goldsmith's score for The Wind and the Lion, or Mychael Danna's score for Breach. As for music with words, which I rarely tend to listen to while writing because I can get distracted by singing along, I usually trend towards Dido, The Beatles, Keane, and Muse.

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Not Quite A Maia by Naebody's Aunty reviews
Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time & Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dûm. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 551,769 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Neville L., Molly W.
The Pensieve of Sherlock Holmes by Phyona reviews
"After all this time?" "Always," said Sherlock. A retelling of 'The Prince's Tale' featuring Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
How to Build a Heart out of Ashes by Teumessian reviews
In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,618 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
That Which is Greater by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
What if, instead of being sent to an unattached Buy More worker, the Intersect winds up in the mind of a man with a life...and a daughter? Chuck, Sarah, and even Casey face hard truths about spying, life, and duty in this alternate telling of canon.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Zero by spiceXisXnice reviews
So that was it, then. 0 was deaf. She would be of no use to him. A waste of a perfectly good part of his soul. He swept her aside and began working on the creations that would matter. Mostly post-story, 6xOC, 5x9
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,296 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 6
Phases of the Moon by Laurence Brown reviews
MLP:FiM. Sequel to Moonbeam. The continuing adventures of Princess Luna and her friends from Ponyville. Follow along as Luna works to regain her former position in the court of Equestria, and her friends cope with being the close friend of royalty.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Little Pony: Administration is Magic by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
This story is based on the characters Celestia and Luna from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, and is an example of a fan taking the court lives of two fictional royalty figures way too seriously.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,714 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Proxy by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME3 ficlet. Javik, the Starboard Cargo, and the ghosts of some old memories.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Javik, Zaeed M. - Complete
The Cake by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - U. Grunt, Jack - Complete
Actus Deus by jimmybeam reviews
When a mad God stole millions of children andadults right out of their clothing, he made one mistake. He took Sam Vimes' son. And now Sam Vimes is going to get him back. No matter what the cost.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sam Vimes
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Haze of an All White Sky by thequeergiraffe reviews
Post-Reichenbach so spoilers and angst. Also J/S slash. One-shot. Set directly at the end of 'The Reichenbach Fall'. John struggles to make sense of the events occurring around him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Little Academy: Fanfiction is Magic by Iron Gall and Glyph reviews
Welcome to the Royal Fanfiction Academy of Equestria, a MLP OFU in the styles of OFUM and HFA, where the canons themselves take on the task of improving writers.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle by Gravekeeper reviews
Twilight Sparkle is summoned to settle a legal matter involving The Great and Powerful Trixie... What in Equestria did she do now?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Tintin in Paris by los.kav reviews
A runaway orphan leaves Belgium and ends up in Paris, where he works his way up from delivery boy to international reporter. Set before the start of the series: modernised.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Tintin, Snowy - Complete
And I'm Javert! by Argentine Rose reviews
There are so many different interpretations of Javert, what would happen if they all met? To be honest, you probably don't want to know . . . Javert himself certainly doesn't!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Javert
Curtain Call by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
CI News: Our favorite sweetheart of the screen, Sarah Walker, has a new man! The actress, 28, is hard at work on the newest in her high-grossing Midnight franchise, and we hear more than sparks are flying on set with the mysterious Chuck Bartowski... AU
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,758 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Exploitation and Abbreviation by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
Moriarty/Moran. A bit on their living situation. Things get off to a rough start. Violence, and M/M in the second half.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
That Which is Greater: Trick or Treat by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
A lost bet means there's a theme for the Bartowski clan costumes this year, but is everybody happy about it? Six-year-old sugar highs and crazy costumes clash in this family snapshot of what Halloween might be like with Violet Bartowski.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Growing Up by A High-Tech Burrito reviews
When he was younger, Spike thought nothing would ever change. But part of growing up is learning that letting go is a part of life. He'd never forget them. Spike centric, oneshot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Spike - Complete
On a Cross and Arrow by Terrichance reviews
Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,836 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Incursion by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 2: When a new threat enslaves Equestria, the ponies must turn to Colonel Jack O'Neill and SG-1 for help once more.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
That Which is Greater: The Happiest Place on Earth by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
In Anaheim sits 85 acres packed with people, animatronics, very few exits, and surrounded by traffic slower than your average tortoise. Sounds like the perfect place to take the number one intelligence asset in the country...and his 5-year-old daughter.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Stargate Equestria: Connection by Bosstone reviews
BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,482 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/4/2011 - J. O'Neill - Complete
My Little Test Subject by Klutzybear reviews
GLaDOS is bored. What else is there to do in a center but hang around and watch two robots screw up the simpliest puzzles?. . . Hey, where did that pink pony come from?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
The Price of Wonderland by Rosie Azrael reviews
She came here as a child, and has remained so, though her body has grown. Came to my mind in the middle of the night. Based partially on a shared idea with a few friends of mine.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Queen of Hearts, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Moonbeam by Laurence Brown reviews
MLP:FiM. Chapter 10: Through Thick and Thin. You don't have to be an Element of Harmony to be able to harness the magic of friendship. Story Complete!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,054 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Chuck Bartowski, Super Spy by Notorious JMG reviews
Chuck's new abilities have made him the darling of the intelligence community - but no man is infallible. Charah, shocking betrayal, and crushed hopes are sprinkled throughout this story that draws its source material from a very unlikely place.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Lying by Omission by Airplane reviews
Maybe it was the blood loss, but it didn't seem like Rapunzel was enthusiastic about Eugene's idea of happily ever after.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Green Eyes, Golden Heart by Elenhin reviews
James Bond and Alec Trevelyan. This is my longer story. For two former friends, it seems that nothing will ever be easy.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,657 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Their Temptation by Sock Fiend reviews
JD and Dr. Cox are both stuck working overtime on Valentine's Day. But when one of them confesses to a hunger that must be satisfied, things take a turn for the unexpected. JDOX Warning: Lemon
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Tangled: With a More Modern Twist by Mrs. Naara reviews
What if Tangled took place in more of the "real" world? COMPLETE
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Fortune Favors Fools by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
When Bryce Larkin blows up the Intersect, Sarah Walker must risk life, limb, and job security in order to get to Chuck Bartowski first and keep him safe from everything-including herself. Companion to "What Fates Impose," but no prior knowledge needed.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,311 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Here's Lookin' At You, Kid by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Sarah Walker is getting into the holiday spirit the only way she knows how: with guns, knives, and spies.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sarah W., Carina - Complete
Of Mathematicians and Lizards by A. Kingsleigh reviews
Left alone in her tower with only a dreary book for company, six-year-old Rapunzel makes an astonishing discovery. Oneshot about how Rapunzel and Pascal the Chameleon first met.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
The 405 Gets Plowed by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
It's always bad when Casey reaches for the Johnnie Walker Blue Label. Today, it's worse. Chuck and Casey must keep the Adorable Psycho from destroying L.A. in this harrowing tale of passion, automobiles, and ammunition. Frea takes on the AP, y'all!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Playing Catch by Meg The Maggot reviews
Written for my little brother. Platonic Scout and Engineer friendship. Enjoy!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Chuck vs the Patriot Games by professor-of-chaos reviews
What happens when familiar faces are thrust into the political arena? As Chuck guides Casey through the process of running for President, old friends will appear - friends who will help, and friends who will hinder. AU; set in The West Wing universe.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
Fingers and Toes by ScottyFTW reviews
Damn it, Bartowski. I dunno what it is, but there's somethin' about you that makes everyone fall in love with you. Somethin' that ends up with us wrapped around your stupid little finger, and you don't have a damn clue. Chuck/Everyone.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Chuck B. - Complete
Alex Rider: A mockery by beccaleelee reviews
Extreme!parody. Basically mocking all the small-minded people who plagiarize other people's hard work. "The man stared directly at Alex and said, 'I have come for my revenge, Alex Rider.' 'Oh my God' yelled Alex. 'It’s…er…that guy…'"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
The Wingman by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Morgan and Shaw duke it out in Guitar Shredder for the heart of Sarah Walker. You only wish I were kidding. Set right after "Chuck Vs. The Beard"
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Morgan G., Chuck B. - Complete
101 Things I've Never Done by PropernameSurname reviews
I’m dreaming again. I know I am, but I can’t do a thing about it...'Chapter 16 up. Rating changed to T because the story is becoming slightly heavy in parts.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,786 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008
My Coming Out Party by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
And more than just that, he could not help but shake the feeling that it was his role as JD's...as JD's what, exactly? Mentor? Father figure? The only damn person who knew? Whatever the hell he was going by now, he knew it came with a responsibility.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Omake by lazaefair reviews
Jason and Marie, somewhere sunny. Set after Identity. Spoilers.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Chuck vs Congress by songandsilence reviews
Because, you know, he was Chuck Bartowski. And while he’d sort of not really gotten used to being the human Intersect, he wasn’t really used to being Neo." Post-season 2!
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Foul Language by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
A gift for my fellow brown-coats I do not own Chuck or Firefly.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
that which is called madness by deews reviews
Five times that Bryce Larkin didn't do exactly what he wanted to. //"tajwIj 'oHbe' chorlIj jeqbogh Dochvetlhe'e," Bryce says through his grin. "And you leave my mother's forehead out of this." Onesided Bryce/Chuck.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bryce L., Chuck B. - Complete
made of steel, or something by deews reviews
3X01. Casey and Sarah without Chuck. // In the moments where he bothers to like anybody, he likes Walker. She's in his top five favorite people, though, to be fair, he only actually likes seven and four of them are dead. Sarah/Chuck-ish, Casey/Chuck-ish.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah W., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Pain of Memory by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
Dr. Bashir suffers from a strange recurring dream and begins to lose his mind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,644 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
Soul Shadow by H.J. Bender reviews
Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory... DISCONTINUED, rewrite in progress!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,896 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Link, Dark Link
ATAK 2: Sins of the Father by alleymap reviews
It has been six years since the events of ATAK and Bond is assigned to what he believes is a relatively easy assignment. As things transpire, this mission is far more personal than he can ever imagine as faces from his past once more enter his present.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 127,223 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
Playing with Fire by enigma939 reviews
Conklin's reflections in the moments prior to his death. One shot.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
States: Virginia's Closet Cleaning by Parable reviews
The State of Virginia decides it's time to clean out her closet. In the process of doing so though, she finds some items that bring back bad memories. Memories of her own failed rebellion against her father, America. England and France show up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Chuck vs the Zombie Apocalypse by mxpw reviews
Chuck, Morgan, Jeff, and Lester start debating what they would do when the zombies come. Casey overhears and, despite knowing better, gets drawn into the debate. Full of stupid humor, rampant nerdery, and Top Secret government plans.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Let Me Bid You Farewell by Beanpot reviews
Sam Carter once knew Mrs. Landingham...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & West Wing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - S. Carter
The Angels by timewalker05 reviews
One-shot. Chuck's guardian angel versus the Fulcrum assassin known as 'The Angel of Death.'
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009
Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Do You Hear the People Sing? by Takada Saiko reviews
Les Amis wins, but at what cost? AU, obviously. R&R please
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,534 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Five People Jason Bourne Never Met by Teyke reviews
Some days, everything he touches turns to ash. Sometimes literally.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
My Enjorlas Fic by wertherfieber reviews
k i dont rly feel like righting a summary write now.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
The Bourne Stratagem by jennamc reviews
Treadstone changed him once. Marie changed him once again. The life of a trained assassin necessitates adaptability, and the only thing that never changes is change itself.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Wrong Turn at Nantucket by Darthishtar reviews
It's Harry and Ron's first time Apparating to America, but they miss their target. Latenight White House chaos ensues. west WingHarry Potter crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Liar, Liar by Sheryl Nantus reviews
When it counts can Tony tell the truth? Should he?
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Fade Away by PropernameSurname reviews
Novel-Verse One-Shot. Spoilers for all three novels, but if you don't plan on reading them or are just darn confused-what's with those movie titles?-I'd recommend this. Basically it explores Bourne's past through his POV.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Mercenaries: Ominous Beginnings by DeathSpoon reviews
One Year after North Korea, the original mercenary trio team up and suit up for Kazakhstan, where ExOps will need to use everything in its arsenal......including each other. Rating may be bumped up in the future.
Mercenaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Conclusion by openattheclose reviews
COMPLETED It's been a year since David Webb jumped off a building into the east river, and the media is convinced that he, along with the two woman associated with him, Marie Kreutz and Nikki Parsons, are dead. They are wrong. On all three counts.
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Dirty Jobs by Fandomatic reviews
Humorous look at how an interview with Jason Bourne would go on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. No point, really, except to ridicule a deeply disturbed fictional character.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Université des Écrivains Misérables by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
A Miss Cam approved spinoff. The torture, er, education of the Les Misérables fandom begins here. Read the Brick. Meet the Staff. Learn through Pain. Applications submitted in reviews will NOT be accepted!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005
Marianne Susan by dragondolphin1990 reviews
My name is Marianne Susan. You can call me Mary Sue for short. One Shot.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
We're Governing You: The West Wing: The Musical by SongbirdNoodles reviews
... a collection of West Wingthemed Filks based on Avenue Q. Completely craxy. Enjoy!
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007
Body Language by Goddess247 reviews
He is trained to read all sorts of body languages. In her case it was easier to pretend he didn't recognize one.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2007
Stubborn by Bar Sira reviews
Drabble. To convince Bartlet to run the first time, Leo had to be persistent, creative, and just a trifle annoying...
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Leo M., Jed B. - Complete
A Moment of Enlightenment by The Multiverse Project reviews
The Powers That Be have a message for their children. Oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do by caffinebunny reviews
Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
When Pigs Fly by MyDogAteMyPenname reviews
In which Courfeyrac questions Enjolras's sexuality, Revolutionary Fangirls bring about chaos, one of them with her eyes on the chaste revolutionary leader, and there is a case of a MarieSuzette...WIP
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Enjolras, Bahorel
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Boromir, Thou Shall Live by pmochizuki reviews
A different choice is made, and Boromir does not die. How will his being alive affect the future of Middle Earth? Mostly drama and action, though a bit of romance is entangled in the plot. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 286,373 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Ancient Discovery by The Worst Author In History reviews
A Stargate YuGiOh Crossover. A week studying a temple in the heart of Ancient Egypt. This is the break Daniel's asking for, and the secret Yugi's searching for. Chap 7 up. Now things are getting serious!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,198 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - D. Jackson
Pride and Respect by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Valjean, finding that Javert has not waited to take him in, goes looking for him. These two old enemies speak on the bridge. Javert lives. Just so's you know. I never liked that he died.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Javert, Valjean
I, You, We by Vampire-Jesse reviews
Just three short drabbles. Alec Trevelyan and James. Slashy thoughts but not more. ...Evil. I am evil. A bad guy. A killer.I am your worst enemy. I was 006...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Wyatt's Great Adventure! by Quickpaw Widepad reviews
A young man gets himself lost in the world of Redwall when his curiosity gets the better of him.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,425 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 9/19/2003
Pax in Bello by Nomad1 reviews
Jed, Leo, and a quiet moment.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Jed B., Leo M. - Complete
Every Night by Lee Davies reviews
A poem from Daniel's POV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005 - D. Jackson, Sha're
The Morning After by Eggo Waffles reviews
All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Faramir - Complete
Courting Coincidence by ephemereal reviews
“You told me once that I court coincidences.By putting myself in the front line, I make things happen.”
Constant Gardener - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005
Rations of Tea by Lady Bedivere reviews
Javert has one single, inexplicable, self indulgent habit...one which leads to a surprising meeting.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Javert, Valjean - Complete
Thirty by Lanoire reviews
Bossuet and Grantaire dread turning thirty, Courfeyrac, Jehan and Combeferre dread University finals. The REAL reason they decided to build a barricade.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Bahorel
The Fellowship Underneath My Christmas Tree by Becky Greenleaf reviews
All she wanted for Christmas was an Elf. Just to wake up one morning and find Legolas underneath her Christmas tree, that was her dream. Well, one morning she woke up and there he was. But the slight problem was that it wasn’t only him...CHAPTER 13 NOW UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,661 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003
Not Alone in the Night by Elenhin reviews
Alec feels the night pressing down on him, making his fears all the more real, but this time he is not alone. James and Alec friendship, Oneshot.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Mytholigical Miz or Asgard v Olympus by Ithilmir reviews
[VERY OLD PIECE] What would happen if the gods of the ancient world decided to take possession of the Mizzes? Rated T for a few words that creep in now and again. COMPLETE!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
For England, Alec by Rhivanna reviews
Why did Bond catch Alec Trevelyan just before he fell? What would have happened if he had let him live? Did Alec really fake his own death or was he truly injured that day at Arkangelsk?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005
There and Back Again by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter crossover. Takes place during Harry's fifth year. The mortals of the Fellowship are reborn and they have recovered their memories. 24 June: added a missing scene.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,077 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 1/13/2003
The Present Past by gbkgreenleaf reviews
DS9 receives a transmission from the ancient past including a photo of the station. The crew embarks on a mission to destroy Star Trek.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
TIMOTHY'S AND ISAMU'S STORY by Kendergirl reviews
Timothy has something he wants to prove to the world and everyone in it and with the help of his newly acquired skills of angelic layer he will stop at nothing to prove it!
Angelic Layer - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2005
Muhammed Saeed al Sahaf in Middle Earth by technetium reviews
Why has no one seen the Iraqi Information Minister lately? How is Monty Python involved? The answers may be stranger than you think. Chapter 9 - Rules and Regulations
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,799 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Saruman, Grima W.
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
The Lady Of The Nazgûl by Achillina reviews
CHAPTER 19 141204 A girl is found in the mines of Moria by the fellowship.She comes from Angmar What is her past? What is it that she hides? I suck at summaries...PLZ RR BOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,302 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Boromir
Sleep Tight by adoreleo reviews
A Jed and Leo friendship story written in answer to a 500 word challenge on another list.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Leo M., Jed B. - Complete
OFUST: DS9 by Hellfire04 reviews
An OFUM spin-off written with the permission of Miss Camilla Sandman.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 11/29/2004
Trevelyan: Ward of England by Iolana Khenemet reviews
(Pre-Goldeneye) COMPLETE This fanfic tries to find out how a Cossack child, later known as Alec Trevelyan (006; Janus), came to grow up in Great Britain. Set shortly after the tragedy at Lienz.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Attack of the Trekkie Trio! by Romulan Empress reviews
[finished] The bridge crew listens on a call between three 2004 American teenagers. Will the Enterprise get out of this one alive? My first attempt at humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,993 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Complete
ATAK by alleymap reviews
A new threat rises in Russia, a lethal virus just waiting to be released. Can Bond and the young female agent accompanying him prevent it? And could Alec Trevelyan have cheated death for a second time? Complete.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,055 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Complete
OTBS, I Am Now A Member Of The Fellowship by Love Your Shotgun reviews
On the Bright Side I am Now a Member of the Fellowship... Gee LOTR crossover! Red-bottomosity ensues!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
PPC: Mossflower Division by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Whipping Boys by The escARGOT warriors reviews
Les Amis find a strange object in the back room of the Musain...
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2004
Evidence by Camwyn reviews
Maedhros and Maglor sneak into Eonwe's camp at the end of the War of Wrath- but the Silmarils are missing. A Silm Discworld crossover!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2004
In the name of the law, debugged by AmZ reviews
This is a repost of the Robo!Javert code, somewhat expanded and finally debugged to the best of my modest ability.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Javert - Complete
Dead Musings by Mercury Gray reviews
A few thoughts of Boromir's after he dies. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Boromir - Complete
The Trials of Combeferre by Tam Lynne reviews
A Romantic Comedy Starring: Les Amis, Patron-Minette, and, in her very first appearance, Canon Sue!
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
A Little Song by Spooky Spice reviews
“I'd like you to sing a song for me.” “Danny?” “A little song...”
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2004
Denethor's Demise by escapistone reviews
Boromir and Faramir rid Middle Earth of their father. AU irreverant humor fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Aristeia by Little Red reviews
After Prophet Motive, Julian and Jadzia talk.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2004 - J. Bashir, Jadzia D.
Fairest in Arda by Rosie Cotton reviews
An Elf lord and his fair lady share a sunny afternoon in Rivendell. Not a Mary Sue! (Approximate therapeutic value of three tablespoons of Bleepka.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Elrond, Arwen U.
there...and perhaps back again by two stupid gits reviews
the *tragic* tale of two sad sad girls and their (unsuccessful)(yet incredibly hilarious) attempts to snag their loves (see below)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,639 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Welcome to Timeheart by Persephone Kore reviews
Complete. Cowritten with Alan Sauer. Mrs. Callahan visited Timeheart before her death; afterward, she met the last person she would have expected there -- but then, Dairine had told her the Lone Power had finally come home.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
The ABC Friends by Tam Lynne reviews
Poor naive Combeferre on his first day in Paris . . .
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/24/2003
A Valjean Family Reunion by Tam Lynne reviews
The truth about what happened to Jean Valjean's multiple relatives . . .
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/24/2003
Homecoming by samvimes reviews
Sequel to 'Some Buggers'. There's a surprise in store for the widow Vimes...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2003
Some Buggers by samvimes reviews
Sam Vimes knows something nobody else is willing to believe...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2003
The Carving Lesson by samvimes reviews
Lance-Constable Vimes is badly surprised during a visit to Small Gods' Graveyard...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/23/2003
Dance into the Fire by Dark Empress V reviews
CH 2 UP!!! A different ending to Goldeneye is the beginning of a new story.... Alec Trevelyan survives and he and Bond have to face some new challenges of the future. But first of all, they have to face each other. *NO SLASH* M/F romance.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/15/2002
Lament for Boromir: the East Wind by mnemosyne23 reviews
The missing verse to the Lament for Boromir. What does the East Wind have to say? A very short piece of poetry. Kind reviews more than welcome! REUPLOADED because I made a VERY minor tweak to the last line.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Boromir
The Cause of Life by mnemosyne23 reviews
Mixture of Bookverse and Movieverse. Boromir's spirit is unable to rest easy. Featuring Goldberry, the River Daughter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Boromir
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
One Really Weird Day by Keridwen reviews
When the Crew find themselves bored on a star charting mission - things get a little (ok, a lot) out of control- FINISHED YEAH FOR ME! Please R&R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002
Visiting Hour by Nomad1 reviews
In the distant future, Jed receives a visit from an old friend...
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Leo M., Jed B. - Complete
Oswiecim by Gabrielle Lawson reviews
The Defiant follows a Dom. ship through time to the darkest era of Earth's history. The Holocaust. Features Dr. Bashir.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 189,358 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2002 - Published: 8/10/1999 - J. Bashir - Complete
Caprices of a Muse by Manon reviews
Jean Prouvaire has a small adventure. No, there is no particular plot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Bahorel - Complete
Teamwork: Or, To Conjure a Fire by L. Inman reviews
A Harry Potter/West Wing crossover. Josh and Sam are presented with an interesting consequence of their fire-building enterprise...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2001
THE CI DUEL TWENTY-TWENTY-PHOWAAAR!!! by Glitcher reviews
A comedy about the Duel level in Perfect Dark, hosted by Dr Carrington and Foster. All the PD characters find themselves battling it out in this topsy-turvy, winner-takes-all tournament. (Complete story)
Perfect Dark - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2001 - Published: 3/17/2001 - Complete
The Road Trip by Joltz reviews
A strange and hopefully funny story. Read it! I command you! (Cross between Animorphs, Zelda64:OoT, Pokemon, and Goldeneye 007)
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2001 - Published: 9/25/1999
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The Fanfiction Academic Institute of Langley reviews
Kid-tested, Miss Cam-approved! Where the Bourne fandom comes for an education in canon, physics, and common sense, taught by the people best-suited to mete out justice - the characters themselves. Applications submitted via reviews will NOT be accepted.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
Butterfly Effect reviews
The world can change with one simple act, and even the simplest have consequences beyond comprehension. Bourne never knew how much saving Alexander Conklin's life that night would change his own. AU. Feedback rocks. Chapter 3 up! Discoveries abound...
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008
Ruminations of a Traitor reviews
What Alec wanted to say, but didn't. GoldenEye, riddled with spoilers. Draw your own slashy implications. Rated for slight language.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - A. Trevelyan/008, James Bond/007 - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
Julian and Jadzia talk in the wardroom after Bashir loses the Carrington. One-shot, JJ.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Jadzia D., J. Bashir - Complete
All your GoldenEye are belong to us! reviews
Kitty and Kitkat are bored one day, and jump into GoldenEye, Dora the Explorer style! Warning: Total insanity ensues. You have been warned... -Discontinued. Enjoy the crack.-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004
There and Back Again, again, an author's tale reviews
Yes, it's your bog standard modern kids fall into Middle-earth story...with a twist! Mainly Pythonish humor and Trekkieness though. Heavy backpacks ensue. -Discontinued. Please ignore the blatant self-inserts.-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004
Gondor, Elves, and Evil Rings of Power reviews
Confessions of Boromir of Gondor. Based on the Georgia Nicolson books. -Discontinued. Enjoy the OOC crackiness.-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Boromir