Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin
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Joined 11-06-10, id: 2605100, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 53 stories for One Piece, Touhou Project, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Baccano!, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, D.Gray-Man, Anime X-overs, Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, Vocaloid, Inception, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hunger Games, Gintama, Homestuck, Fairy Tail, Divergent Trilogy, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, Soul Eater, Pandora Hearts, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

What's up, Fanfiction? I'm Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin. Not much to say, except that - One, my old intro sucked. And, two, I write fanfiction. The bulk of my fics are humor, save for One Piece: Parallel Works, which will be a bit more serious.

To everybody who reads my fics: Hi, I hope this isn't too much trouble, but please don't leave reviews of fics in the private messages; instead, please review them in the review section of the fic. This is actually a major pet peeve of mine, not a plea for more reviews. Thank you.

I'm on Tumblr, too. My One Piece fics will be cross-posted there: http://oxenstiernadyukirin.tumblr.com/

My favorite anime/manga (Too many to list and it's constantly changing, but here's a rough top fifteen):

1. One Piece
2. Dangan Ronpa: The Animation
3. Darker Than Black
4. Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin
5. Puella Magi Madoka Magica
6. Fairy Tail
7. Baccano!
8. Hetalia
9. Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
10. Durarara!
11. D. Gray-man
12. Night Raid 1931 (Senkou no Night Raid)
13. Gintama
14. Blue Exorcist
15. Persona 4: The Animation

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments series, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya series, A Song of Ice and Fire (a.k.a. Game of Thrones), Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Legend trilogy, The Fault in Our Stars, and Divergent trilogy

Favorite T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, Portlandia, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Flight of the Conchords, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Torchwood, Adventure Time, The Catherine Tate Show, and The High Fructose Adventures of The Annoying Orange

Favorite Movies: Inception, Submarine, From Up on Poppy Hill, V For Vendetta, The Hunger Games, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, One Piece: Strong World, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Go-Getter, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Phantom of the Opera, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, Epic Movie, Spirited Away, The Dragon Painter, Little Miss Sunshine, and Summer Wars

Favorite Bands/Artists: Flogging Molly, The Black Keys, Two Door Cinema Club, Of Monsters and Men, Imagine Dragons, Arctic Monkeys, Franz Ferdinand, Vampire Weekend, The Decemberists, My Chemical Romance, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Coldplay, Dropkick Murphys, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Pierce the Veil, Mumford and Sons, Muse, Coheed and Cambria, Cage the Elephant, the Vocaloids, Daft Punk, Rise Against, All Time Low, Four Year Strong, Gareth Emery, Forever the Sickest Kids, the Sex Pistols, Kasabian, Gogol Bordello, and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

Hunger Games District - District 1

Patron Troll - Eridan Ampora

Game of Thrones House - House Baratheon

Divergent Faction - Erudite

Harry Potter House - Ravenclaw

If you want Suzanne Collins to re-write Mockingjay so that Finnick lives, please copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. (Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin)

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FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


Fics I am Planning:

Holy Grail (One Piece): "The world is still recovering from the destruction the great weapon Uranus left behind. In the former Goa Kingdom - now under strict control from the World Government -, a dangerous reality show exists where teenagers are forced into the wilderness to go on a quest to find the Holy Grail, the colloquial name of the treasure the great pirate Whitebeard left behind before his death. Some teenagers have died during this quest, while others have come home with numerous scars, physical and mental. When Monkey D. Sabo and his best friend, Koala, find themselves as contestants of the show, they must command a group of teens their own age to get the Holy Grail and come home." OCs used, dystopia AU, mash-up between One Piece, The Hunger Games, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My Big Fat Dystopian Government Job (One Piece): "Sanji is a no-nonsense worker for the World Government, the dystopian government that took over a ruined America after the destruction brought on by Hurricane Pluton, Winter Storm Uranus, and Fire Storm Neptune. While the government is oppressive, it's actually fairly decent. But while the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, a group wrongly sent to the infamous prison/labor camp/glorified brothel Impel Down forms a resistance cell to take down the government... And Sanji is on their list." OCs used, dystopia America AU, dark comedy

Dangan Ronpa: The Mutually DysFUNctional School Life (Dangan Ronpa/Super Dangan Ronpa 2): "Much like The DysFUNctional Pirates, Dangan Ronpa: The Mutually DysFUNctional School Life is a crack fic anthology. Want to see Ishimaru in a dress? It's in this fic. Want to see a parody of something? It's in this fic. Want to see characters act out-of-character? Of course, it's in the fic." OCs used, crack fic

Dreamscape/Limbo (One Piece): "In the near future, dream extractions and inceptions are the norm, and ending up in Limbo - where the dreamer is in a coma-like state in real life. Setting aside all differences with their parents, a group of teens contract the Straw Hat Extractors for two things - To rescue a friend from Limbo and to stop their parents from going to war with a dangerous mafia boss." OCs used, Inception AU

Lux and Agito do Septo (Pokémon): "Luxor 'Lux' Turner is the lost princess of Septo. Agito Hanemura wants to pick up soft grunge and hipster chicks. Sheen Panamint is the new prince of Septo. Brock got fired from his Gym Leader job in Pewter City. Kanto Elite Four Champion Lance is giving out free things to strangers. Brendan and May shouldn't even be in this fic. What do these people have in common? One of the greatest Pokémon adventures ever." OCs used, follows the plot of the Pokémon ROM Pokémon: Septo Conquest


My OC's Birthdays. (You may want to ignore this since it's for my own reference)

January:

January 3rd: Annalease Pratt (Taurus Pirates; One Piece)
January 7th:
Edmund Abingdon (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
January 8th: Soren Sarutobi (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)

February

February 2nd: Yvonne Imlay (Leo Pirates; One Piece)
February 12th:
Jin-Mao Xiang (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
February 15th: Yuki-Rin (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)

March:

March 8th: Locke Sarutobi (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
March 16th:
Molly O'Flannigan (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)

April:

April 9th: Wolfgang Katsuragi (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
April 18th: Beal Myles (Aries Pirates; One Piece)
April 20th: Alto Jarvis (Libra Pirates; One Piece)

May:

May 6th: Aomame Kirigaya (Aries Pirates; One Piece)
May 15th: Matsu Takeshima (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
May 23rd: Yukari Miyafuji (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
May 29th: Stella-Rondo (Libra Pirates; One Piece)

June:

June 12th: Kazuma Miyafuji (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece), Kazura Miyafuji (Libra Pirates; One Piece)

July:

July 3rd: Rhett and Amelia Abingdon (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
July 22nd:
Arvin Pinark (Gemini Pirates; One Piece)

August:

August 8th: Kipton Lim (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
August 9th: Karin Kotetsu (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)

September:

September 3rd: Bridey Abingdon (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
September 21st:
Hana Yakushi (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)

October:

October 2nd: Daiyu Lung (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
October 23rd:
Miller Pratt (Libra Pirates; One Piece)
October 24th: Aki Chung-Feng (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
October 31st: Cima Vu (Taurus Pirates; One Piece)

November:

November 15th: Enlai Li (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
November 28th: Aurelia Sarutobi (Libra Pirates; One Piece)

December:

December 3rd: Yulia Tadase (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
December 18th: Heathcliffe and Holden Sarutobi (Capricorn Pirates; One Piece)
December 28th: Nigel Crawley (Libra Pirates; One Piece)


Epic Quotes from my fanfics!

From The DysFUNctional Pirates:

"I'm sorry. I can't take this chapter seriously anymore." - Crocodile (This line sums up the entire fic. XD)

"What makes you think we actually want to be in this parody?!" - Edmund (Another line that perfectly sums up the fic.)

"This makes no sense, and I bet the readers are confused!" - Sanji (A third line that best sums up this fic)

"Yay! I'm involved" - Kaya

"Anime? Bitch, ain't nobody got time for that." - Saint Sarutobi II

"Chris Pratt isn't in Pacific Rim, you uncultured swine!" - Enlai

"Illuminati symbol, heart, and upside-down house – Isn't that the title for The Neighborhood's album?" - Jin-Mao

"Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error. Today's crappy school lunch is mystery meat, as always. The Black Keys concert featuring Patrick Carney and Dan Auerbach has been cancelled, because Wednesday was cancelled due to a scheduling error. Instead, it will be a Dan Auerbach concert. - Sengoku

"This is going to be on T.V., right?" - Aleksandar

"You're going to Walrus Hell, cannibal!" - Wolfgang

"Doflamingo, we came here to build your coupon stockpile, not to do drugs!" - Sugar

"If it's My Chemical Romance, I'm walking out." - Miller

"Saying the name of your Disneyland Buddy System Buddy out loud is a security risk. We're all going in together now, because Kazura and Edmund just caused a security risk." - Teru

"Are you calling Locke a liar? Anyway, here's Wonder Wall." Nigel

"Courtyard by Marriott SUCKS! You ACTUALLY have to pay for breakfast there! America's Best Value Inn and Suites is too janky, Travelodge is too janky, any motel with the word 'budget' in the name is too janky, some Super 8s are too janky… And the Four Seasons is as pretentious as the color blood-orange!" - Edmund

"Rule number four - Business lunch. Let's go to Red Lobster." - Ivankov

"Drinks and free geese for everyone!" - Shanks

"Except for whole milk. Whole milk tastes weird. Trust us, we went to UC Davis." - Monet

"For the last time, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO DIED!" - Zoro

"CSI Miami!" - Daisuke

"For the last time, Yuki-Rin and I hate Justin Bieber!" - Kazuma

"Her body was found a few feet from your house! I'm not stupid, Amelia!" - Bepo

"Hey, yo, Miller! Let's get this show on the road! We don't want to miss Ironic Hipster Band #497!" - Kaya

"That's the sound of people freak dancing to Blurred Lines!" - Peony

"Bacon is on sale, so we get ALL the bacon." - Doflamingo

"Before you ask, no, we do not have any pancakes in the design of Benedict Cumberbatch OR Martin Freeman. We only have Grand Slammiches." - Spandam

"Welcome to Disneyland Gift Shop #522! Of course, every price is gouged!" - Arlong

"Hey, kid, cheer up. I got the 2000 Kids' Choice Awards on DVD and we can get Burger King. We're gonna have a great time." - Sengoku

"It was either Taylor Swift, a wallaby, or your mom's ex-boyfriend." - Mason

"This store doubles coupons, so we'll buy ALL the things." - Doflamingo

"We're having our own Mid-Autumn Dance. It will be held on Friday during the other Mid-Autumn Dance from eight to midnight at my place. It is a casual affair, so the dress code WILL be enforced. A rally will be held on Friday, but we will not go to it because they will play crappy music, have our dance team show off their vaguely-sexual moves, and leave everyone with an unpleasant feeling all around. Lastly, the Mid-Autumn Planning Committee will be making their rounds, so we have to watch out. Failure to comply with whatever they say will result in a sad Edmund." - Edmund

"Do you want to be in the Swimming Anime?! Stop asking questions!" - Yasopp

"No, Alabama, they're not 'tricks', they're 'illusions'! Tricks are what whores do for money!" - Leo

"Okay, I think it's clear that we need to make an IKEA run. This décor is not going to cut it. However, I do think Alexa Chung would be proud of the leopard-print blanket." - Edmund

"I never want to go to Hooters again!" - Luffy

"Oh, my God! I'm totes stealing all of the shampoos and conditioners in this hotel! My hair is so silky soft right now!" - Heathcliffe

"YIKES, just hit my word count limit. Thanks for listening. FUCK HANS. Panda, you're cool. Nathan, I'm sorry I didn't give you more of a chance. You died WAY too young. To my ex-wife, I will never stop loving you. My failure to save our marriage haunts me to this day. I hope you and our son are enjoying life in Atlanta." - Edmund

"I don't know. But, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night." - Monet

"It's just you and me, Sparkle Pony!" - Sabo

"So... We're going to be here for another four hours. We've got a lot of stuff coming up on our show, so stay tuned. Oh, and we're still taking calls. No crazy requests like Linus' Learning Annex idea." - Mihawk

"I like to ride gorillas!" - Blaise

"You're doing this wrong, and it's not cute. What a journal should be is a document of misery." - Perona

"You pronounce the letter Z as 'Zed', right?" - Crocodile

"That sounded very intense. However, I felt this adventure was less random than the first adventure in Yukijima. You know, the one with that hipster music festival." - Cavendish

"You owe us new coffeemakers and irons!" - Arvin

"I drink your milkshake." - Edmund

"Alright, guys, we're going to have to step up our Google Maps stalking strategy. Last week was a total bummer. Now, locations we're stationed at is now disproportionate to people we're supposed to be stalking. Daisuke, where are you when we need you, man? You're supposed to be stalking Franky." - Enlai

"In other words, if Taylor Swift wasn't a slut and didn't bag on hipsters, I think she would look at least halfway decent." - Daruma

"No. Making phone calls is sexual harassment." - Kalifa

"Those were the Libras, right? Oh, I see how this is." - Llewellyn

"Meh. You get what you pay for at this place. The T.V. sucks, the fridge is a bit too small, and frat boys come here every Friday to party at the motel's pool. At least I don't have to go on a hunt for electrical outlets to charge my many devices. Oh, and protip: The coffee they serve at the continental breakfast is awesome." - Wolfgang

"You're one of the reasons I'm banned from attending Modest Mouse concerts in Northern California." - Linus

"Not my division. I leave tomorrow morning. Tonight is the last night that I'm relevant to the plot. Plus, we all know your dad isn't picking up stuff at 7-11. He only went there to re-create the Konbini videos where random, anime characters go to the convenience store and do stuff." - Sanji

"Let's get ready, guys. It's The Hangover. It's our generation's Gone With the Wind." - Daisuke

"Jin-Mao, for the last time, that is not David Tennant. That is Beal Myles. He just looks like the Tenth Doctor." - Edmund

"This just says 'I do what I want'. This government permit isn't even official." - Amelia

"Now then, I'll supervise all of your country's politics. All you have to do is loyally obey me without asking any questions. Are there any questions?" - Usopp

"I'm sorry, but we're out of the Cheddar Bay biscuits. But, I can bring you guys a tray of some piping hot Grand Slammiches." - Spandine/Spandam

"Holy shit! Daisuke just proved a point! It's the apocalypse!" - Yulia

"Stella-Rondo and I are getting fake married!" - Mason

"I can't believe I just hugged you in front of all of those people! Thanks for embarrassing me, dad!" - Kazura

"Edmund Francis Shirley McYOLO Abingdon, you do NOT talk to the twenty-three year old version of your father like that. We are much classier than that. We Abingdons hold ourselves to high standards, and we will never stoop to something as low as a Real Housewife of the Whitebeard Pirates." - Kartik

"Cook-san, drop it like it's hot. Hipster-san must have come here after a long day of driving, so he must be stressed." - Robin

"Uhh... Dewey, when we're done with this, we're going to have 'The Talk'." - Enlai

"First off, Kartik never told me that Galley-La was collecting milk cartons!" - Ageha

"Fine, let's watch Submarine for the billionth time and sing along to Stuck on the Puzzle and Piledriver Waltz. The Capricorns aren't having as much fun as us, because they're whores in a resistance cell." - Mason

"Do not want, do not want, DO NOT WANT!" - Sanji

"We did not stage this Joan Baez-esque Occupy rally for nothing! You are suppressing the voice of the majority who didn't want to obey your totalitarian rules!" - Kazura

"Jesus, take the wheel..." - Yohan

"Go upstairs and into the door that says 'Human resource'. You will be speaking with Margaret." - Sandersonia

"Stop shopping there! Nobody wants to see you in leggings and a Hannah Montana T-shirt meant for ten-year-olds!" - Zoro

"Instagram that shit, then we'll talk." - Showtarou

"At least I've been training for this my whole life. Steampunk AU, here we come." - Deuce

"I'll walk you over there. I hope the Helvetica font is easy on your eyes." - Yukari

"Now, can anybody tell me the gist of the story? No spoilers, since I'm only on the part where… Uhh… I forgot what part I'm on, but I'm pretty sure it involved a barbecue, people falling asleep, and defenestration." - Sanji

"Bitch stole my cheongsam!" - Aki

"No. I didn't come for coffee, dancing, OR snacks at the gastropub either. I only came in because I saw My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic playing on the T.V. in the Laundromat. However, after this episode of My Little Pony, I will buy a cup of coffee and go on my way." - Garp

"Mr. Bepo, put the gun down. I'm sorry that Mr. Blackbeard took your ramen and then subsequently bitch-slapped you." - Law

"I've just been shot!" - Kazura

"Hello, I'm Miller Pratt. You may know me as the lumberjack navigator hipster who is eventually going to replace Teru, but don't tell Soren Sarutobi that. I'm not here to talk about Teru – I'm here to talk about being with your sweetheart on Valentine's Day. Being with your sweetheart on Valentine's Day is out. It's too mainstream. We honestly don't need to see 10x more PDAs during this time of the year. For those couples, I have one piece – get it? – of advice for you – Get a room. And stay in it all day. We don't care about all of your ass-grabbing and tongue-kissing. It's gross. Oh, by the way, these things are totally in – Anime, marathoning your favorite shows, parkour, Mumford and Sons, Cajun French, cake pops, sketch comedy anthologies, and biographies of celebrities. You're welcome." - Miller

"You didn't even do the math yourself. You paid Kazura-ya from the Libras to do it for you while you watched stuff on Netflix. By the way, House of Cards is too mainstream. Go watch Portlandia." - Law

"Imagine your OTP - Aki and Heathcliffe - taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky, they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other's hair and relax in each other's arms." - Yuki-Rin

"Fuck your logic about Denny's. America's diner is always open." - Mason

"Plastic bags. PLASTIC BAGS." - Yukari

"Then why did I get an E-mail from the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas saying that I start work today?" - Zoro

"By default, we're getting rid of Perona first, because she's dressed like Miley Cyrus." - Mihawk

"Yaaaassss… It's Wes Anderson movie night!" - Fernando

"Oh, Anton, your mom makes the best bacon." - Daruma

"Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about your mom?" - Kuma

"Teru needed the money, saying something about my future daughter, who is apparently named 'Aurelia', needing a jet ski for a wedding in the Czech Republic." - Soren

"Attention, students, Cipher Pol 9 and Voldemort have arrived! Please proceed to the main hall with your weapons! Ain't nobody got time for magics! In the words of the philosopher Andrew Hussie, 'Magic is fake as shit'. All because Eridan Ampora exists, and - You mean we're fighting Blackbeard and not Voldemort?! Fuck you, Sentomaru! I wanna battle Voldy!" - Shanks

"Alright! Up top, Bonney! We've got hipsters for kids!" - Law

"Hi, my name is Edmund Abingdon, and, yes I was named after Edmund from Chronicles of Narnia." - Edmund

"We packed our own churros. We won't be needing your services." - Miller

"Linton Channing Pettyfer Magic Mike Sarutobi II, you are to leave the set of this reality show right now, or I will be forced to call the police." - Mihawk

"I like Miffy! She's an obscure subset of Hello Kitty you don't know about!" - Stella-Rondo

"Anyway, I am announcing that my kids are taking over my job. Bye, peasants." - Kartik

"My hair gives me the power to kidnap everyone!" - Doflamingo

"Why the Hellman's mayonnaise not?! Let's all get chocolate wasted! We're all having candy for dinner!" - Sanji

"And, I totally did not get naked or semi-naked to film a parody video of the new Panic! At the Disco music video for Aki!" - Heathcliffe

"Oh, and if you fuck my artisan horchata up, I fuck you up. Can we start the party?" - Edmund

"Suck it, Capricorns! We're going to Disneyland and you aren't!" - Kazura

"Thank you for removing all metal objects. Please head inside. While you're watching these second-rate performances, your car or ship may be subject to various break-ins -" - Blueno

"What the hell, guys?! How come I'm the one who gets left behind at a truck stop?!" - Rhett

"You totally got that from The Catherine Tate Show!" - Nami

"If by 'math' you mean 'power-watched the new season of House of Cards while paying one of those hipsters from the Libra Pirates to do all of the math for me', then, yeah, I did the math." - Doflamingo

"Jin-Mao, fight the fairies!" - Daiyu

"I don't know, but it says here that you get hit with the not-sharp part of Llewellyn's war scythe in five seconds." - Bridey

"One, one, one, one, one, one, dots!" - Doflamingo

"I couldn't agree with her more. I think my brothers and that creeper I'm forced to call my 'second cousin' are in the Illuminati." - Meggie

"Well... Let's go milk the cows." - Wolfgang

"Sanji, what's a Dillard's?" - Nami

"Make it quick. I need to get back to editing my latest Vine video." - Moana

"Naw, that ain't me. Get to class before I call the cops on you." - Doflamingo

"What the hell happened to the Nishio sub-plot?! I was supposed to play this Japanese Communist, and I get written out in favor of Gareth and Rubio watching chick flicks?! The authoress doesn't even like those movies, especially The Notebook and Breakfast at Tiffany's! Change it so Rubio and I hash out our differences, or I will not appear in the 75th chapter! Opal, Daiyu, Jin-Mao, Stella-Rondo, Alto, Kazura, Pearl, Lien, and Edmund have threatened to not show up for the upcoming 75th chapter, and I will gladly join them if my wish isn't granted!" - Miller

"Put that back! I'll only have 499 oatmeal bars instead of 500 oatmeal bars!" - Doflamingo

"Guys, how obscure is quiche? I know J'aime says 'quiche' all the time on Summer Heights Heigh and J'aime: A Private School Girl, but this is probably going too far." - Mason

"I'm the princess of Canada." - Beal

"So, I kind of suck at commanding our employees, so the Rubber Plantation Police may be coming for us." - Kartik

"Silence! By the way, I think Duke is going to win March Madness." - Dragon

"Here's a Hooters gift card. Use it when you get fired." - Bepo

"Oh, come on. Just because one-half of Rhett and Link has the same name as you does not mean you can have a bad feeling about this French crossdresser." - Edmund

"Don't do drugs, son. They're the reason why I hold regular raves at the office." - Yasopp

"If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, then why does he keep hitting her rear?" - Jin-Mao

"We don't talk about band camp. Also, who invited the Film Club?" - Fernando

"I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket." - Edmund

"Albatross!" - Zoro

"What hipster kid? There are several of them, and most of them are on one crew." - Crocodile

"I don't know what just happened, but we should ban Maeve from Baltigo." - Cima

"...And that is how I ended up working at a phone sex hotline for six months." - Sanji

"The revolution needs us!" - Stella-Rondo

"It involves Heathcliffe, right? That's all I need to know." - Yukari

"Fuck logic. It's a crack re-telling of The Black Isle by Sandi Tan. That was totally not advertising for the book itself." - Kartik

"There are unidentifiable stains on the carpet, the T.V. is from 1973, and the sheets smell like piss. At least there are outlets everywhere so I can plug in all my stuff. Oh, and they have free cookies in the lobby." - Buggy

"Go read My Life is Average or something before daddy stops the car." - Doflamingo

"Oh, great! They found my vintage turntable and all of my records!" - Law

"You guys deserve a Grammy. Be a good band and defeat Justin Bieber at the next Grammys. Make sure that spoiled brat wins NOTHING." - Gareth

"Great! Now the younger version of your father is going to think that we're a gay couple and you're cheating on me with Miller!" - Mason

"What the hell is wrong with you?! Bunk beds are cool! A bed with a ladder! You can't beat that!" - Law

"Edmund, your sisters want you to stop drinking before Pontus the Tooth Fairy kills us off." - Edmund

"I want to move out of this mansion. To this day, I can still hear Julian Casablancas sing the phrase 'everybody started to have sex'." - Locke

"Do you accept Peeta Mellark as your Lord and Savior?!" - Kokoro

"For the next hour or so, we will be taking viewer calls. No, we don't care that the World Government is tracking your phone call to this show. They only care about what demographics are tuning in." - Mihawk

"Disneyland will never be too mainstream! I don't care that it's near Yukijima! We're going to Disneyland!" - Edmund

"I'm sorry, but Yohan is one of our chefs. But he makes damn good pancakes." - Indie

"Who put Shredded Wheat in my iPad case?!" - Carne (or Patty)

"I learned that word from The Simpsons!" - Ageha

"No, no, no. Turn this poor excuse for music OFF! Tell Yuki-Rin or Wolfgang or whoever the DJ is that they have no taste in music! Better yet, go tell the DJ he can go put on The Black Keys! At least The Black Keys understand me!" - Miller

"That's it! Who wants to defenestrate with me?! Wait… That sounded wrong… Who wants to throw things out the window with me?!" - Edmund

"Dinner song. Dinner song." - Bepo

"No, wait, Kazuma quit. Heathcliffe Sarutobi took his place, and - Wait... The younger version of Uncle Heathcliffe is doing this?! Fuck!" - Locke

"I'm changing the subject because we need to move on, and Full House is on in ten minutes, and your baby son prefers to be called 'Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All'!" - Wolfgang

"Do you honestly think we want to be nanny-ed by a pimp? Hell no!" - Holden

"I slept with dozens of people every day and every night before I was brutally tortured and murdered, and this is the legacy I get? A bunch of arrogant hipsters? Fuck you." - Heathcliffe

"You kill it with fire." - Cima

"A-O River!" - Mason

"But, Ren, Pizza Hut supports the rebellion." - Jin-Mao

"I am going to kill you for that crack you made about Marlene. Friendly reminder that I sleep with her." - Daruma

"Hi, kids! Today, we're going to talk to you about democracy in monarchy-run nations!" - Tashigi

"Do you promise not to laugh? It's in the cows from the nearby dairy. They produce mind hive milk." - Beal

"I like older women, you know?" - Doflamingo

"We'll take them down, or my name isn't Fernando Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Aguilar." - Fernando

"Chopper, Doctor Who doesn't exist in Westeros." - Robin

"Have a good weekend! Follow me on Twitter!" - Sanji

"Ajax, there's a reason I wanted a dog for Christmas, not a pigeon. Dogs don't randomly kill people and try and take over the world." - Showtarou

"( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)." - Kalifa

"Dad, that doesn't tell us what – Wait, rubber comes from trees?! I thought rubber was synthetically made! My entire life has been a lie!" - Edmund

"That's cute! I picked Oregon State to win March Madness!" - Kazura

"Hey, Rhett, let's ask Google 'Do you know where my parents went?'" - Bridey

"Fuck yeah! Saturday Night Live is going to be on!" - Shanks

"I'm thankful for Z.G. and Karin, who should get married and file papers to get custody rights for me." - Drusilla

"So, you're saying the cute kid in that one Batman movie became that Baratheon prick in Game of Thrones? No. Just no. So glad I'm a Marvel comics fan." - Jin-Mao

"No! No more cupcakes for you!" - Law

"Thirty dollars?! I am not paying thirty dollars for a bloody poncho! I can buy one at the obscure thrift shop that's nearby for thirty CENTS!" - Nigel

"Greta, ALL of the crew is from the future. Get your shit together." - Smoker

"Don't remind me about the Swimming Anime! Hana's already shipping the characters!" - Aria

"AM I SUGOI YET?!" - fem!Llewellyn

"Now, you shut up, my boy! My chickens on Farmville need to hatch!" - Jean Bart

"I - We... You stole our holiday! You ruined Christmas in July!" - Edmund

"Whatever happened to you being gay for me?" - Mikuri

"Bless your beautiful hide." - Miller

"This is not okay. We were planning to go to a music festival. Even though the festival is on the beach, going to the beach is so mainstream." - Kazura

"Luffy... Were you smoking Sanji's cigarettes?" - Usopp

"...And then, Katniss Everdeen and Master Roshi defeated the giant Cthulhu that was holding Sheldon Cooper hostage. They went back to Hogwarts in their TARDIS, and they did shots with Nepeta Leijon, Jon Snow, Gale Hawthorne, Irene Adler, and Ichigo Kurosaki. All was well in the land of Narnia." - Mihawk

"Maeve, don't kill anybody, and we'll see you next week." - Nami

"I have the feeling that somebody said some bad things about Canada." - Aomame

"If you win the Yukijima Lottery, call us. We'll bake you cinnamon rolls, since cakes are too mainstream sometimes." - Lien

"I needed it more! I'm ordering pizza, Yukari and Kazura are bringing Chinese food, and Mason just left to get us fried chicken! What do you guys have?! An eight-course meal! You need a full dining set for that!" - Locke

"Macy's is fiercer!" - Blaise

"If I take you to Mount Splashmore, will you shut up?!" - Dragon

"There was a reason WHY I was watching Attack on Titan NOW?!" - Jin-Mao

"Chopper, what's wrong? Do I need to check to see if Jennifer Lawrence is in your closet?" - Usopp

"Well, we're all trying to get to one place - The magical city known as Portland, Oregon, where the music is good, there are gastropubs aplenty, and the mainstream is rejected in favor of putting birds on things." - Edmund

"Applejack is best pony." - Daisuke

"The goat, as exemplified here, does not give two shits." - Doflamingo

"OMFG! This ain't the Embassy Suites! Put that back, or you will have to pay ten bucks!" - Law

"You have low selfie-esteem, as Ezra Koenig would say. Best check yourself before you wreck yourself. Hashtag, YOLO, swag, twerk." - Doflamingo

"Perfect! We're going to Taco Bell! Meeting dismissed!" - Luffy

"I have to go cry myself to sleep because my parents, aunts, and uncles are whoring themselves out AGAIN." - Mason

"If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded." - Sengoku

"So, I heard there was this gastropub nearby that's gotten rave reviews. Who wants lunch?" - Kazura

"What's going on here? Why are the Libras and Capricorns suddenly getting along? Why is there a party going on?" - Robin

"Go read The Hunger Games or something, sweetie!" - Matsu

"I love Pamela Anderson so much! Why did Baywatch get cancelled?" - Blaise

"I… Uhh… Walcott, don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod, out of Cape Cod tonight?" - Edmund

"As of tonight, I am making new house rules for Cards Against Humanity. We can't go on like this." - Rhett

"Don't look at them. I think they're groupies for Flogging Molly." - Jyabura

"This is a summer job. Please don't tell my captain, his Farmville-addicted first mate, or those two." - Bepo

"Well… To be fair, his senior class gets away with anything and everything, including jaywalking, littering, walking though patches of grass that have 'Keep off the grass' signs on them, torrenting the latest episodes of Boardwalk Empire, loitering, and – the worst one of them all – operating an illegal bathhouse. Also, hot ham water is gross." - Alvida

"Anytime. Because sexy costumes are the best costumes." - Kintaro

"2DX Gold!" - Chaka

"Actually, we didn't even try with the Capricorns. Something… Not that chill happened that we don't want to talk about." - Edmund

"I'm about to freak out right now! I'm about two seconds away from jumping up onto this table and kicking everything in sight, which, by the way, is my own property!" - Law

"Destroy all of the mind control devices controlling everyone here in Stepford Suburbia, genius. It's so easy, a caveman can do this." - Aomame

"We have arrest warrants for noise pollution and public intoxication. As I take the time to handcuff each and every single person in this room, Tashigi will read you your Miranda Rights and give you discounts to some local restaurants, shops, and casinos we like that are nearby." - Smoker

"Uhh... Wow. I am never putting Siracha on ANYTHING again." - Sanji

"We are in Disneyland right now. Shut the hell up." - Mason

"Go find someone else to escort. I have to... Go call the cops on some escort service. Yeah." - Edmund

"No, he is not going to wear that. Daisuke wasn't designed to be a whore." - Wolfgang

"Quick! We have to find secret references to the Freemasons and Illuminati in Mozart's works! Forget Hogwarts! This is a more serious matter at the moment!" - Arvin

"That's because we have our own power generator for all of this hotel's outlets. At least you won't have to go on a hunt for outlets when you go on vacation. You won't get this at a Vagabond Inn." - Law

"Thierry, you're not my Moirail anymore, the nickel in my pocket is. His name is Phillip, and he's actually a girl nickel." - Kaoru

"I'm so confused. Who wouldn't want to sleep with you, Heathcliffe?" - Nami

"Edmund, calm down. They probably discovered that they were in debt, and they needed the money. It was either panhandle on the docks, or prostitution." - Jin-Mao

"O rly? Jesus Ponies." - Kazuma

"Here's some money. Go see a Star War." - Dragon

"We're actually not going to Disneyland. We're actually going to the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic convention at Grandpa Garp's Bauhaus Desert Village." - Garp

"I can haz ampersand?" - Mason

"If your wife is looking bent because your car has a dent, call McDowell's. Call McDowell's." - Makino

"Wolfgang Keima Katsuragi, what the hell are you doing?! Why are you selling your body when you already have millions of dollars?!" - Yohan

"Miller, Kazura, and Edmund asked me a favor, so I went with it. I brought Kipton, because I didn't want all of those 'I hope sempai notices me' jokes." - Nigel

"Oi, welcome to the Mandalay Bay Las Vegas. Are you checking in today?" - Zoro

"Maeve, we're right here. And where are my parents? As far as I know, nowhere." - Rhett

"Thank you, everyone, for the gifts! I love all of them! However, Sarutobi-kun's gifts are obviously the best since he's my caring and handsome boyfriend, and Yuki-Rin's is probably the worst, since she's not a girly-girl like me." - Aki

"Illegal, Heathcliffe! However, I will go forward with your idea so we can spite Sanji. What a lazy teacher he is." - Shanks

"No! You are NOT going to quote Two Door Cinema Club and sound like a pedophile in the process!" - Kazura

"Needs more unicorn juice." - Magellan

"Why don't you shut your face?! I don't think I want to give you a cookie from my stockpile now. You're not being nice to me." - Doflamingo

"According to this GPS I randomly found just now, we're approaching the city of House Tully of Riverrun. It is on the River Song River, and they have casinos." - Beal

"Stop fighting, now! This is a family reunion, not the Hunger Games." - Mihawk

"What the hell?! I paid ONLY sixty bucks for a room! You LIE!" - Shanks

"You don't need to see this. I don't understand why Sherlock isn't wearing pants." - Wolfgang

"Let's party now that Thorn is out of the picture!" - Meggie

"I have firecrackers I got from dubious means!" - Kipton

"Are you the girl from the Craigslist ad?" - Mr. 3/Galdino

"You'll learn about suppositories when you're older." - Law

"How come the only thing on the menu is booze?" - Miller

"I'm bringing Stella-Rondo. She'd be a better voice of reason than any of the Sarutobis." - Edmund

"The Hamptons are in a place called 'New York', and rich people go on vacation there." - Robin

"It's in Swedish! I don't know Swedish, aside from 'The Swedish Chef', 'IKEA', 'Berwald Oxenstierna', 'Regular, Ordinary, Swedish Meal Time', 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo', and all of ABBA's songs!" - Gareth

"What is it, Eren?!" - Beal

"But, Dragon, those stuffed animals are my trophies from army." - Artemis

"Apparently, going to the movies in the 1930's required you to shut up, get classy, and to just do it as if you were in a Nike commercial." - Nami

"What the hell happened? Nobody likes Teinosuke because of what he did to Aki, and now Maeve is shipping Aki with Teinosuke." - Ludovic

"A thunderstorm is sex weather." - Smoker

"Just... Just go. We have a lot of explaining to the authoress to do." - Nigel

"We paid a hundred beri for this?" - Killer

"Jin-Mao, you need to tone the fuck down. This isn't Marshmallow People." - Edmund

"A welcome back party? Okay, one, it's Wednesday, meaning that it's a school night. And, two, they were only gone for a week. Why are they throwing a welcome back party?" - Bonney

"Don't get a divorce. Get a donut." - Hancock

"Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!" - Amelia

"I don't know, but I want a shower. No, seriously – I smell like Ramune and Brony tears." - Miller

"I'm too pretty and drop-dead gorgeous to die at the hands of Nobles!" - Heathcliffe

"I will hold your hand and go out into the street, and make us both get hit by a car. That will push us into another car, and we'll go back and forth all day being hit by cars, holding hands real tight and I will NOT let go." - Ace

"No! I'm not supposed to divide by zero!" - Edmund

"Usopp, if I find this on Facebook, I WILL report you to the cops as a registered sex offender!" - Llewellyn

"Oi, I'm going back to the Sunny to take a nap. We can schedule this at a later date." - Zoro

"Do I know you? Oh, you mean that one island? The one where Aki was talking to a naked version of herself? Sounds legit." - Daisuke

"It's not a scam! We legitimately needed the money to pay our electrical bills!" - Law

"It will be called 'House Sexy Times'. Our house sigil will be Holden in sexy underwear from Calvin Klein, and our motto will be 'I like tacos'." - Chopper

"Leave Dan Auerbach alone!" - Miller

"Leslie Knope gets me even more. So does Tom Haverford, but that's another story." - Edmund

"Teru, Yuki-Rin, Aomame, Greta, Meggie, Nami, Vivi, Kaya, in my harem NOW! I am NOT dying like this!" - Linus

"Also, have you noticed that I am reading an e-book on my iPhone? Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful. Rubbish. Much bad. Very suck. Wow. Ten out of ten would not recommend." - Edmund

"The fox says 'Google it'." - Sanji

"A blue-haired girl who wears hipster glasses AND skirts over pants? I think it's time to go onto Yelp and find a good gastropub around here." - Kazura

"They did things we can't speak of, Wolfgang-ya." - Law

"How did we go from a Wes Anderson movie marathon to an anime convention?" - Fernando

"Mortician-san... We need to talk... We're shippin' yo' ass to some hipsters." - Robin

"Why are all of my clothes in the ocean? And why is Maeve shipping Aki with that fucking pig Teinosuke?" - Heathcliffe

"The Lord is testing me..." - Enlai

"Marimo, go make us popcorn. We're going to be here for about five more hours." - Sanji

"Uhh... Where are Rhett and Link with the hidden cameras for Good Mythical Morning?" - Wolfgang

"OMG! Zzyzx selfies!" - Edmund

"Do you realize that Daleks are the superior beings?" - Kokoro

"We're celebrating Canada Day tomorrow. Hope you have a Merry Christmas in July." - Aomame

"Kazura Mikuri Miyafuji, your grandmother is not a member of the Freemasons." - Kazuma

"I was born this way." - Blaise

"Stop making marijuana jokes. Just stop." - Zoro

"What in the Panda Express?! I needed to come here to charge my rooster aquarium, not to see people have sex! I'm leaving! Vagabond Inn motels have more class than this!" - Shanks

"Oh, we'll stay for that. As for all of the stuff pertaining to the Shichibukai and Capricorns... No. Ain't nobody got time for that." - Kazura

"Hello, darkness, my old friend." - Edmund

"We're not. In fact, you guys need to come with us. Oh, and we don't have any puppies." - Smoker

"I don't always kill somebody, but when I do, it's Trafalgar Law. Stay thirsty, my friends." - Kidd

"I had sex with her! I had sex with Ida at the Marriott!" - Sanji

"Okay, I've got a riddle – Why is it a bad idea to use your toaster when you're taking a bath?" - Ludovic

"It's not my fault Mal is a possessive, insane bitch. I mean, she tried to kill Ariadne, who is a stone-cold fox." - Holden

"I'm one of the many frat boys who come here every Friday night to party at the pool. I like this motel, because I have all of these outlets for my convenience." - Linus

"No. That can wait. Weekend Update is on." - Shanks

"Yukari, we live in the suburbs of Portland, Oregon. That alone explains everything." - Kazura

"Go do something productive! I'm having an intervention for Moria and his porn addiction!" - Zeff

"This breakfast spread is WORSE than what I would find at a janky Super 8. At least janky Super 8s have the decency to offer up pastries." - Edmund

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ADONIS DNA!" - Ace

"Why are there pigeons out at nighttime?" - Terrance

"Mason says 'hi' and '( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)'. I have no idea what it means, but - Are they playing fucking Pitbull?! Pitbull?!" - Miller

"Okay, no shitty kittens for you! Go stand outside! I have a shitty hangover and you just made it worse!" - Sanji

"Thank God! I don't have to watch that God-awful Hannah Montana movie!" - Holden

"Ponchos! Buy your ponchos for the wet rides and so you can die looking like you're in a Peruvian folk band!" - Monet

"What is it, Ajax?! This better be freaking important! Is the meadow on fire?! Aki handcuffed Yuki-Rin to a sofa and forced her to watch an Audrey Hepburn movie marathon with her?! What is this sorcery involving Flogging Molly and pineapples?!" - Daisuke

"Can we go to the zoo now?" - Zoro

"We're never booking with Travelocity again." - Yukari

"Lucci, stop. The T.V. has feelings too." - Kalifa

"Don't suggest Denny's. Never suggest Denny's." - Sanji

"Bishop, California. Do you want me to sing the entire song in front of mom so she knows how crazy the last few weeks have been?" - Edmund

"I don't care what people say! Homer Simpson got tazed when he wandered onto that soccer field!" - Zoro

"Fifty says that you're going to play against Mason at some point!" - Lien

"Edmund? It's me, Kazura. Is it possible for us to leave for Amelia and Rhett's birthday vacation to San Francisco early?" - Kazura

"Shut yo' mouth!" - Chopper

"As I was saying, we've had many jobs – Rescuing people from fires, stopping robberies, stopping invasions, power-watching all of Breaking Bad… We're taking a day off tomorrow, and we won't respond to the people's problems." - Dragon

"Do you know of any place we can get food that ISN'T escargot or crepes?" - Stanton

"Fifteen dollars for two Slurpees, a bag of Fritos, two candy bars, and some donuts? Really?" - Gareth

"What? This is a crack fic. Kartik's just doing some funny impressions." - Luffy

"You never dreamt of being the owner of an ice cream store. You dreamt of being an architect like in that one Decemberists song." - Rhett

"No. Just because I'm Mark Zuckerburg for Halloween does not mean you can buy Facebook stock from – Oh, hello." - Wolfgang

"Don't you dare play that game! There's a reason why it was in the trunk!" - Kartik

"Oh, by the way, does anybody know why the girls of Ikkitousen wear Chinese dresses? This is totes important." - Stella-Rondo

"But, you could be Finnick Odair, or Mickey Smith, or beautiful, perfect Carlos!" - Hana

"You didn't even try, Lien. You just wore your street clothes and a horse mask." - Mason

"You, at ten. You, at ten-thirty. Bring a friend." - Heathcliffe

"What is your opinion on those ruinous peasants who are trespassing on this ship as I speak?" - Edmund

"Anyway, I have to go see a man about a dog. YOLO." - Luffy

"Wait – There's no television?! What are we supposed to do?! Read books like we normally do?! I need to catch up on Orphan Black!" - Amelia

"Hell yeah! It's a sketch with Fred Armisen!" - Shanks

"Usopp, have you slipped all of these people drugs? They all think it's the apocalypse!" - Sanji

"Fuck this. Let's go to the movies and see Divergent" - Dragon

"Get out of my house! You can't even pass Healing-D-Vision on Beginner mode! Do you think we got married because of THAT?! No! Change and go be Sealand, desu-yo!" - Law

"I hope this gets us out of doing this year's batch of chapters for The DysFUNctional Christmas. I'm sick of doing crack during the holidays, I'm sick of the obligatory reference to Inception in every chapter, and, most of all, I am so sick of the Capricorns ruining Christmas! With Christmas in July, the Capricorns have NO Christmas to ruin! Mason Blackheart Lingerie Sarutobi, you are a genius!" - Edmund

"Why are YOU here?! Nobody cares about your appearance on Top Chef!" - Crocodile

"Every year. This happens every year." - Alabama

"If you're gonna strip me, we stop pickling things." - Bonney

"...Then, they burned my porn magazines and Kartik gave me a purity ring, saying that I must wait until marriage to get it on with somebody." - Moria

"Here! Take all of my fish fingers and custard! You're not my mom and dad! My parents died in some Black Friday riot!" - Kaya

"Buy ALL the wieners! Wieners make the world go 'round!" - Doflamingo

"Marimo - I mean, Moffat!" - Sanji

"Do it for the Vine, Yukari. Do it for the Vine, Yukari. Do it for the Vine." - Edmund

"And threw away the clothin' belongin' to Heathcliffe Sarutobi. I wish I was there because the Sarutobis can all go to Hell." - Malachy

"No! I don't want Burger King! I don't want to watch the Kids' Choice Awards! Let me go back to everyone else!" - Daisuke

"Oh, my God! They have a nine-story Sears!" - Lien

"But, when Leo-kun is naked, he makes my kokoro go doki-doki!" - Peony

"As if we couldn't cram enough references to Charlie the Unicorn in an average Yukijima chapter." - Edmund

"And one of the few birthdays among this crew that the Capricorns haven't fucked up royally." - Kazura

"Yep. Princess cake from IKEA will be served afterward, and then we will play Call of Duty." - Shanks

"You'd think that for all of the Shirley Temple look-a-like contests, Ya-Ya Sisterhoods, and Southern Belles, they'd have a few celebrities to spare? But, that's beside the point. Damn, this is some good Lo Mein. Makes me want to ditch all of you and go back to China." - Enlai

"Your mother plays Card Games in Hell." - Ajax

"What in the name of Andrew Vanwyngarten? They're seriously celebrating the fact that the Capricorns died? I did not raise these people right." - Law

"You're not my mother! Oh, wait, you are my mother, but you're dead!" - Sukie

"Spring break!" - Urouge

"Wait - What?! Wolfgang Amadaeus Mozart was in the Freemasons?!" - Kazuma

"Who the fuck gave me a DVD copy of The Notebook instead of candy?!" - Mason

"Because I fell for your sister when I was working for a phone sex hotline. There, I said it." - Sanji

"He's immensely enjoying this music. Aren't we all, Lumberjack Hipster-san?" - Robin

"Metaphor-to-English, please. You are NOT Augustus Waters." - Kazura

"No. You don't name a neighborhood 'Bullock Cart Water'. That is so low-class." - Kartik

"Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on." - Holden

"Rule number three - Re-use printer paper. Print on both sides. I'm not made of money." - Ivankov

"I'm just... I'm just gonna leave, 'kay?" - Zoro

"Fuck the Ouya Kickstarter!" - Hancock

"Well, I have to go watch security footage of Forever 21 changing rooms. I'll leave you be." - Kyuubey (He's from Madoka Magica)

"Great, now the younger version of your dad is going to think we're a gay couple." - Mason

"No more ponies, please! My manhood hates ponies!" - Kazuma

"My parents and Aleksandar and Mason's parents are losing an uprising against hipsters. Who wants to go on vacation?" - Yukari

"Hey, dad, if you want half-naked samurai, go join those cross-dressers!" - Kazura

"Oh, God, no! WHY strippers?!" - Edmund

"I'm having flashbacks to Free! Iwatobi Swim Club." - Usopp

"Stop it. Seven Brides For Seven Brothers is a masterpiece. As for you, Foley Maeve, you have to attend Boa Hancock's next lecture at The Learning Annex." - Miller

"What do you want? I'm busy shampooing my hair into funny shapes." - Heathcliffe

"Monkey D. Luffy, for the last time, Tobias Funke blue-d himself!" - Zoro

"The head of House Supernova, Trafalgar Law, declined to go to Himeruya Landing, citing that it was "Too mainstream". We wish him and the other members of House Supernova well." - The Narrator

"You had us at 'Peruvian folk band'." - Mason

"I AM the Walter White of donut shops!" - Tashigi

"Can't. My mom banned me from playing Scrabble." - Zoro

"Anyway, I'm Kipton. I'm nineteen, British, and gay for Nigel Crawley." - Kipton

"You - Go to your room. You - Pass out candy until we run out or the Marines bust us for Revolutionary." - Dragon

"You're grounded for not acting like those fake-ass girls on Laguna Beach!" - Bellemeré

"What happened? Oh, yeah. Llewellyn was a girl and I'm in Vegas. Just another day for me." - Edmund

"Never again... Never again will I go to Yukijima and its hipster music festivals, pimped-out Shichibukai, and crazy, brothel madams!" - Sanji

"We prefer 'organic llama farm'." - Law

"Here's five hundred bucks. Go get drunk and the clubs and don't ask me any further questions." - Dragon

"Oh, look, Canadians and hipsters." - Daisuke

"It even shows up on Google Maps. If you go into Street View, it shows a whole row of people with food trucks and food carts selling the alleged Bullock Cart Water on the street known as 'Bullock Cart Water'." - Rhett

"You guys are freak dancing... In fancy clothes. It's a contradiction, like Starburst." - Aurelia

"Don't arrest us, man! Ain't nobody got time for that! It's the apocalypse!" - Usopp

"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch! I want some Baja Fresh!" - Chopper

"I said 'pass'! Tu hables Ingles?" - Ace

"Y u no Katniss Everdeen?" - Rayleigh

"OMG! Will you hipsters just STOP using your iPhones when the ride stops?!" - Mihawk

"No. You stole Christmas in July. There's a difference. Anyway, I hope you're happy that you ruined a great, hipster holiday. Go do some mainstream crap for your holiday." - Locke

"I think somebody died here, but I don't see a ghost." - Amelia

"Now, j00 young'uns get off mah lawn, or I shall pwn ya'll by making ya'll lose The Game!" - Gedatsu

"Are we actually getting paid for this?" - Edmund

"You're charging me a hundred bucks when the rooms are sixty bucks?! All I plugged in was a waffle maker!" - Beal

"We could've had it all! Rolling in the deep!" - Doflamingo

"Run along, kids. Daddy needs his alone time. Gone With the Wind isn't going to start and finish itself." - Kartik

"You... Called me, MAYBE? As in, like, Carly Rae Jepsen?" - Usopp

"Fine. But if we get attacked by giant Sea Kings again, we're blaming this on you, Pratt." - Edmund

"Fernando, if you would've just given me the salt, none of this would've happened." - Jin-Mao

"Did you know that when a member of the boy band Menudo turns sixteen, they get fired and replaced?" - Kartik

"Is it okay if I only vote for Colin Meloy and Ezra Koenig to the Mid-Autumn Court?" - Edmund

"We already have an idea of what it is, and we don't need to be reminded of what you have plugged in to one of our many outlets. Have a nice day." - Law

"My phone number. Chirp me." - Leira

"That was unnecessary and I want to sue you now." - Mason

"Go adopt if you want babies." - Enlai

"Scarlett O'Hara is a rich bitch who is in love with some abusive guy who is named after me. There is also racism that nobody complains about because the film of the book is the highest-grossing movie ever or something like that." - Rhett

"Fuck the Swearing Police!" - Sanji

"No, you do not. I don't care that you guys play Jane and Michael. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and Chim-Chimeere are way too mainstream for you." - Miller

"Showtarou jacked us a copy of Bioshock 3! I knew he was cool!" - Daisuke

"Well, we can't just go and buy more horchata. The power's out to the entire island, so that means stores are closed." - Rhett

"Umm... Hello! Why are all ya'll forgetting about me?! A dolla' makes me holla', Honey Boo Boo Child!" - Brook

"Oh, for the love of Joseph Gordon-Levitt…" - Spandam

"No, you won't. You're just a kid with some random prop from a Japanese anime." - Daruma

"Oh, my God. It's just a freakin' bridge. Like we care." - Edmund

"Shut up, betch! I can play whatever game I want, since Luffy's the king of Westeros!" - Chopper

"Did Leslie Knope build that park?! No. Therefore, you can't go." - Matsu

"WTF?! You can't say emoticons! Those aren't words!" - Kazura

"I'm hiding from my nerdy dad. He took me from my home in Hong Kong to marry a pretty-boy and I don't have enough money to run away to Mexico." - Enlai

"Yeah, they have Sparknotes for that." - Stella-Rondo

"She tried to kill you for not-plot-relevant reasons. She died before she got the chance. After Olvia died, I never opened jars of pickles the same way again." - Baby 5

"Don't taze me, bro! Ain't nobody got time for that!" - Sanji

"Can the final battle start yet? I wanna go home." - Mason

"We're only singing Holiday by Vampire Weekend, and that's final." - Edmund

"How, when, and WHY did you become my kids?! If I'm correct, several of you are older than me." - Law

"You shut your whore mouth! I'm trying to make my stockpile bigger so Crocodile can quit extreme couponing and work at McDonald's!" - Doflamingo

"Fifty bucks says that they're faking it." - Zoro

"Or how This is an Album by The Black Keys. The Name of This Album is Brothers is the actual name for The Black Keys's Brothers." - Rhett

"You know, my parents learned their parenting skills from Cops, so, maybe that can make you guys stop fighting." - Hana

"I'm reading Jeffery Eugenides on my phone. So far, I have not seen one PHYSICAL book in this bed and breakfast, and this is utter sacrilege." - Edmund

"I'm sorry! I've never seen Rhett and Link's local commercial show!" - Makino

"Cats are... Just there to make the internet go 'round. Without them, there'd be more creepy shit on 4chan." - Showtarou

"So, we all need to take a bath?" - Luffy

"Oh, Dear Lord! I think I'm having a stroke! This ramen is crap!" - Mihawk

"Just to let you know how I'm feeling, I'm this close to jumping up on these tables, kicking everything off, throwing pencils in the eyes of everybody here, slapping each other, then me grabbing Yukari's hand and slapping everybody's face. I want to take these books and light them on fire." - Stella-Rondo

"Because her dad said so for no reason. And, if Aki's dad says things for no reason, he hasn't been sleeping for a few days, because he is waiting." - Heathcliffe

"You can't stop me and my sudden urges to bitch-slap a villain, put my clothes back on, and leave." - Law

"You see, Luffy, when a man loves a woman... On second thought, never mind. I saw families board this train." - Usopp

"Yeah! You heard Teru! Leave so I can have sex with my wife!" - Soren

"I hate you! Shun the non-believer! Shun! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!" - Doflamingo

"Anyway, good morning, class of 2015. I'm Professor Sanji, and I'm your shitty homeroom teacher. I'm hungover, so I'm going to half-ass the attendance. Let me know if you're not here or plan to ditch this class later." - Sanji

"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes." - Finnick (I know he's from The Hunger Games, but still...)

"Turn. This car. Around. Now. Or. I will. Scream. And throw things. And cry like a G6." - Ace

"I'm marrying a hipster?!" - Nami

"Do it, or I'm taking away your photos of girls in yoga pants!" - Terrance

"...Their night shopping wasn't over though, they still wanted to buy a refrigerator. Poor T, in appliances, had to deal with them next. What the hell is so hard to understand about the word 'closed'?" - Edmund

"Maybe I'll pay you with my new self-help book How to be the Princess of Your Local Victoria's Secret." - Hancock

"I'll give you a Dave and Buster's gift card! Oooh! You can hold my keys! I'll even give you money!" - Magellan

"Tenth Doctor-ya, we HAVE waffle makers for our continental breakfasts. If you used those, you would've saved forty bucks." - Law

"Sugoi! Trophy wives!" - Luffy

"Friendly reminder that milk is so yummy." - Iceburg

"Hey, it could be worse. We were going to name you 'Peeta Mellark', we were going to name Holden 'Nucky Thompson', and we were – Wait... You're still alive?! I thought you died!" - Saint Sarutobi (Heathcliffe, Holden, and Soren's father)

"They did that one song that's played everywhere that goes 'do do do do do-do-do'." - Bridey

"It's probably the Coachella. I need to remind my son from the future that although he may hate me, he has no right to hold those weird parties hipsters tend to throw." - Kazuma

"Can we leave now?! I'll be a good boy, I promise!" - Edmund

"Drop the charges!" - Bepo

"Gee, Sugar, why does Doflamingo let you have TWO wieners?!" - Perona

"My mom sells lessons on how to establish a Ya-Ya Sisterhood on Craigslist." - Daisuke

"You nearly maimed Garp because he made you sit through a two-hour meeting about timeshares at Grandpa Garp's Bauhaus Village." - Locke

"Hi, there! At dawn, we ride." - Edmund

"Rip my hair out, and I'll...I'll... Break your pelvis. Yeah." - Aki

"Because every time Soren and Teru [dolphin chip, [foghorn, and [seagull chirp, Teru has to [waves crashing on a beach] in order for the ghost of her mother-in-law to [seal noises]." - Daruma

"Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children!" - Benn Beckmann

"Oh, hey. You guys were on T.V. - A grandma tried to go for Miller and Edmund was on drugs." - Jin-Mao

"What the hell is this? I came here to learn, not to watch a Shichibukai freak dance!" - Buggy

"No, Yuki-Rin, you don't understand! Froakie or die!" - Daisuke

"Waiter! More Waffle House hashbrowns!" - Crocodile

"I think everybody hates Lien's dad, all because his dad is Heathcliffe Sarutobi." - Edmund

"Oh, boy, papa! We can finally eat cheese again!" - Mrs. Sarutobi

"Hi, we're Vampire Weekend. Welcome to Daytrotter. And, now I'll never smoke weed again." - Doflamingo

"Stay right here. If somebody leaves, scream until daddy comes." - Smoker

"You invited us to a princess party just so we could see an epic battle and get drunk off of Jell-O Shots?" - Kalifa

"We have some records available for rent – Bombay Bicycle Club, Mikky Ekko, Iron and Wine, The Strokes… All of these artists, I've never even heard of until right now." - Shanks

"Guys, where is Wes Anderson with the camera?" - Rhett

"Yeah. Youtube fun time is over." - Locke

"Anyway, please put your hands together for Boa Hancock. Be nice to her, since we had to pay her thousands of dollars in cash bribes just to have her speak for The Learning Annex." - Eneru

"It's not 'minibar'. It's called an 'honor bar'." - Wolfgang

"Looks like Luffy isn't going to go see a man about a dog. Does he like wandering around New York alone? Is he going home? If so, where is his home? Does he live in a mansion or in a box? How many swimsuits does Luffy own? On what days does Luffy eat eggs for breakfast? Does he like the Heathcliff cartoon? Do I sound schizophrenic, do I sound like a stalker, or do I sound like I'm on my dad's club drugs from his rave?" - Usopp

"So... How 'bout it? Imagine Dragons is going to be at Lollapalooza." - Mason

"Bill, bill, bill... Jury duty AGAIN?! I just did it yesterday!" - Nami

"Oi, Capricorns, I hope Tom Bodette leaves the light OFF the next time you stay at a Motel 6!" - Edmund

"Anyway, we thought you and Hana actually elope, so Luffy and I boarded the first train to Atlantic City to see the wedding, you know? Eat some cake, dance the Harlem Shake, subtley suggest that you two get a divorce ASAP, that stuff." - Usopp

"Well, then… Uhh… Go home. Oh, and don't drop screws in people's tuna." - Smoker

"Somebody call 911! Shawty fire burning on the dance floor!" - Holden

"Look, guys, it's so easy, a caveman could figure this out – If you use a toaster while you take a bath, you WILL get electrocuted and die!" - Ludovic

"I don't care! We were just Rick-Rolled after a dead phone line was magically revived! Logic no longer makes sense in this hotel room!" - Edmund

"Why can't we host the Abingdon family reunion instead? They're much nicer, and Matsu makes really good egg salad sandwiches and Snicker Doodle cookies." - Kuma

"I am not putting you down until you stop threating Mason over Heathcliffe. Every girl already knows that Heathcliffe Sarutobi is attractive. I just find Heathcliffe Sarutobi to be full of himself. Plus, The Sarutobi Siblings are too mainstream as a band." - Miller

"And, we're going to close it down tonight. We're moving this operation to Portland, Oregon!" - Edmund

"Because the Shichibukai are broke. Bake sales, lemonade stands, Girl Scout cookie sales, panhandling, and working as part-time strippers can only get you so far." - Crocodile

"I am fifty and going to school. What is this?" - Alton

"If you leave now, I will not call the police to ask them to arrest a bunch of hipsters, including my own children from the future, for 'noise pollution'." - Soren

"Sugoi! We got Moria's magazines!" - Luffy

"You named your ship after a music festival?! Shut up! Let's be friends!" - Leira

"Really, dad? You're playing Uncle Enoch? Done. I am so done." - Edmund

"Mason, stop it. I think dad already thinks I'm gay for you, cheating on you with Miller, AND that I'm trying to reconcile with you." - Kazura

"I wear a fez now, Baka Enlai! Fezzes are cool!" - Wolfgang

"Marimo, it's because of you, that we got kicked out of Target!" - Sanji

"No, I don't want to meet your cat. I want to drink artisan coffee and eat artisan pastries and read artisan, high-brow, literature magazines." - Edmund

"Princess Shirahoshi, what's wrong?! Is Thierry trapped in the well?!" - Hana

"Thank you, thank you. We're not The Lumineers. But, we do a kickass cover of Ho Hey." - Locke

"My hair gives me the power to kidnap that Lumberjack Hipster!" - Kumadori

"Spring Island, Y U NO be Christmas?!" - Mason

"This is supposed to be a building for The Learning Annex, not a strip club!" - Kohza

"Now, before I call my dad and his drinking buddies, let me explain to you a thing." - Usopp

"We - I'm on speaker phone?! Oh, fuck me!" - Edmund

"Daiyu, teach me about sex!" - Luffy

"Maeve, you have to think before you accept a job offer from a transvestite. Especially if it concerns employment at a resort/casino." - Kazura

"It's where you throw things out of a window. Bitches in Gone With the Wind be defenestrating like it's an episode of Arrested Development." - Sanji

"That puts it between Vampire Weekend and Xiu Xiu in terms of how over-the-top our adventures have been." - Edmund

"In-N-Out is too mainstream. Go to Five Guys." - Yukari

"Encore! Encore! Such a brilliant performance that hearkens back to the days of Henrietta and Merna!" - Nako

"Christmas in July is OVER!" - Miller

"Sea King! Prepare to be vanquished!" - Jin-Mao

"Well, I do declare!" - Kartik

"Be glad your housewarming gift isn't the Capricorns." - Edmund

"As of right now, Miller Pratt is the strongest link, because we needed a link who didn't add anything unnecessary to his answer. Kalifa is our weakest link, since she didn't even get a question to answer. Did you know that switching to L.E.D. lighting saves the Holiday Inn hotel chain 4.4 million dollars every year?" - Mihawk

"Okay, rule number one - Party all the time. Rule number two - Cocaine everywhere." - Ivankov

"A pox! How delightful, a pox! Uhh… I mean, who's the blonde geek on your crew?" - Doflamingo

"Don't call the cops on us!" - Fernando

"Hi, Basil. I think you sent me the wrong mystery box. I found packets of salt, a tan trench coat, a cassette of the song 'Carry on, my Wayward Son' by Kansas, John Winchester's guide to demon hunting, a pie, and keys to a 1967 Impala inside." - Blaise

"I also tried Mason, but he said he couldn't go, because he said he was shopping for some more eyeliner. I mean, who in their right mind does that?" - Edmund

"Have you no shame? We can't ask that guy! He's passed out in the middle of the street!" - Blaise

"You're still marrying Nami. The engagement party is tomorrow night." - Crocodile

"Luffy, are you on drugs?" - Zoro

"What is this?! Dunston Checks In?! Terrible things are happening this week, and it's all thanks to Boa Hancock's partnership with The Learning Annex!" - Nami

"We're terribly sorry. We have to cut this short and bodily drag our son back to his ship." - Matsu

"Alright, here's the plan – We're gonna buy some Swedish meatballs, and then we're going to look at furniture. Then, we can rescure Dr. Kureha and pray this nightmare will end soon. Capiche?" - Sanji

"We are burnin' down, we are burnin' down!" - Mihawk

"Anyway, please be on your best behavior. Kaya works at P.F. Chang's now." - Enlai

"Where the hell are the Jell-O Shots? I need them so I don't suffer a heart attack!" - Rayleigh

"Circle, circle, dot dot, I got my cootie shot." - Yuki-Rin

"Shower and change into fancy clothes. We're doing the sweet escape." - Sanji

"How long were you under the illusion that you actually went inside?" - Doflamingo

"Fernando Aguilar, I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition! This is the thanks I get, huh?!" - Jin-Mao

"I can't - *cough* - breathe in this room! It - *wheeze* - smells too much like gummy bears." - Mikuri

"You never told us that there was an illegal bathhouse in there and that the Capricorns were washing up in there!" - Mason

"Monet beat me up for no reason. She told me that I was in the wrong neighborhood." - Zoro

"No, really, you have to take this stuff down. On this island, it's illegal to have Christmas decorations up in July." - Smoker

"Drink this so I look like an actual pageant mom." - Enlai

Attention, all riders of It's a Small World. We will escort everyone off of the ride, because a bunch of hipsters think this ride is 'too mainstream'. Also, they can't sing. And, you're not allowed to use your phones on rides." - Mihawk

"There, there. Keep calm and sing the Soft Kitty song." - Usopp

"Hi, kids! I'm your new nanny! Would you like a Jelly Baby?" - Doflamingo

"Swiggty Swaggity, we're going to Denny's." - Law

"We found love in a hopeless place!" - Johnny and Yosaku

"Oh, my glob! I love this shampoo so much! My hair feels so good right now!" - Heathcliffe

"Is this working? Aomame, before I change, here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS. I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it. Just let it hide away. Four... No, wait a minute, three... No getting involved in big historical events. Four, you. Don't let me abandon you. And five, very important, five. Don't let me eat pears. I HATE PEARS. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that. And six, now I have to talk for around about a minute without hesitation, deviation, or whatever the other thing is, it's like that panel game on Channel 4 like Llewellyn just pointed out. However, I'm going to move on and say number seven, and talk about my other favorite band, which is The House Martins. I don't know if anyone remembers The House Martins, but the best gig I ever went to was at the Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre in about December, it must have been 1990, and The House Martins were playing, and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. They split up quite soon afterwards, I don't know what that tells you about that particular event. I'm sitting in the TARDIS now, and I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth, all goes something along the lines of, bingle bangle, dingle dangle, yickety doo, yickety dah, ping pong, lippy tuppy tooh tah. And, twenty-three, if anything goes wrong, if they find us, Aomame, then you know what to do." - Beal

"Fuck! This isn't Pacific Rim! This isn't Pacific Rim! THIS ISN'T PACIFIC RIM! Where's Chris Pratt when you need him?!" - Gareth

"What in the name of Steven Moffat?! Call the police!" - Zoro

"You used too many GIFs in your Tumblr post. Please give up one of these properties if you own them: Supernatural, The Hunger Games, One Direction, Hetalia, or Sherlock." - Daisuke

"Why don't you love me anymore, sempai?!" - Mason

"You're right, Gareth. Sanae Shintani is a fox." - Rubio

"Another coupon stockpile?! Fuck that shit!" - Bonney

"I can't believe Suzanne Collins went from Little Bear to Katniss Everdeen in the span of a few years." - Aurelia

"Uhh... I'm holding this for a friend. Oh, and, Perona, please use the child-sized mace." - Moria

"Marimo, put the frosting gun away. You're not an emotional eater." - Sanji

"Tsk, tsk, Usopp. You sneak out of the house with Luffy and say some... Pretty things. I'm more disappointed in the latter, as there is a child beauty pageant going on as I speak." - Yasopp

"Bitch, I didn't come here to defend my swag. I came here to run away from a wedding to a pretty boy." - Enlai

"I need an adult! Mama! Daddy! Grandpappy! Cousin Annalese! Patrick Carney and Dan Auerbach!" - Miller

"Amelia, you're not helping. Madeline tastes like tears and pain right now." - Edmund

"Yep! Day one of Bonnaroo starts today! Three straight days of some of the best music ever! Except R Kelly and Kendrick Lamar. Why are they performing at a hipster music festival?" - Rhett

"I wish my name was Stephanie." - Mihawk

"And I opened five Apple stores in the Tri-county area." - Wolfgang

"Do you ship Denny's with Longhorn Steakhouse?" - Law

"Hmm... Looks like my subscription to Martha Stewart's magazine is expiring... I'd better renew it before something exciting happens." - Sanji

"I love you, Annie Cresta!" - Capone

"Alright! This is the best apocalypse ever!" - Edmund

"I'll raise your twenty to twenty-five. We're gonna be here a while, so go put on Skinny Lister's set." - Locke

"Oreos? Candy necklaces you only see at raves? Artisan horchata? This is going to be a wild party." - Rhett

"Son, is it too late to change the channel to The Real Housewives of the Swimming Anime?" - Yasopp

"Why are you getting married here? You know, you can make the three-hour drive to Las Vegas and get married there." - Miller

"Good afternoon, Beal. Hope you enjoy the party, Linus. Go to Hell, Heathcliffe. Lovely weather we're having, Robin. Greta, I love your dress. Holden, get lost. Hey, Leira, we're getting Starbucks afterwards, right? Sanji, is your blazer vintage? I like it. Soren, get bent. Franky, could you make me one of your coffee percolators? Jack, I know you have a nice jacket, but this is a no-smoking zone. Oh, hey, Llewellyn. What's up? Aki, please talk about your 'Sarutobi-kun' elsewhere, as it makes me sick." - Kazura

"I can have a hamburger instead of a Grand Slammich, right?" - Aleksandar

"And, so then I went, 'Red Vines - What the hell can't they do'?" - Sanji

"Uhh… Can you tell my brother that I'll come downstairs and watch T.V. with him IF he puts it on Doctor Who or Parks and Recreation?" - Amelia

"Time to make the donuts." - Tashigi

"Shut up, Hawkeye. I'm a Noble, and I can do whatever I want. Where was I? Anyway, Holden, consider yourself lucky that you're attending the Celestial Dragon Boarding School. You need to form a seperate identity from your brothers, and you need to learn how to be a real man and not a sissy-ass, pretty-boy, punk rocker. Then again, your old man had dreams of his own before he became Saint Sarutobi II. I wanted to be a male stripper-slash-escort like Magic Mike. So, I did what Soren did and ran away from home. I worked with a young Dragon Lady, and I worked under the stage name 'Nicki Minaj'. Sadly, a year and a half later, my father found me, burned my male stripper costumes, and dragged me home. When I got home, he -" - Saint Sarutobi II

"Custody? Maeve, we were at Yukijima Disneyland today." - Sanji

"We're in Central Louisiana in the year 1936. What do you expect?" - Wolfgang

"Why can't I? Last time I checked, pumping your own gas was only illegal in two states - Oregon and New Jersey. Are we in Oregon or New Jersey? No, but we're actually on our way to Oregon." - Miller

"Get out of my house. You do not sass Soren Sarutobi in this house." - Soren

"No, Long-Nose, I don't have any bathroom tokens for you." - Smoker

"The fuck is this, Dominos?! We don't serve pizza!" - Kidd

"I was supposed to spend my Friday night watching porn, and look where I am." - Moria

"I don't always drink beer, but, when I do, I prefer Dos Equiis. Stay thirsty, my friends." - Kartik

"A crew made up of hipsters? Hell yes." - Law

"She can't resist this sexy boy." - Heathcliffe

"Yeah! It's in a private neighborhood, so the Dragon Lady either has to buy a parking pass that costs twenty-five bucks, or get arrested for trespassing!" - Lien

"There are bitches I want to murder in this bastardized penguin costume…" - Edmund

"No. Never again, are we going to Sears. America doesn't shop there anymore." - Yukari

"I'm so proud of you, son. I'm taking you to Hooters." - Franky

"How did this go from Extreme Couponing to one of those bad movies about the dangers of doing drugs?" - Dellinger

"You're marrying Nami because you refuse to become a manly samurai like your father." - Kazuma

"Are you serious? I can't. No, no, I'm not doing that. I'm sorry." - Enlai

"'Keep Calm and Throw Oysters at Haters'? Sounds legit." - Kureha

"Beal is not your old friend! He's only twenty-five!" - Wolfgang

"Seat everyone? Yukari, we're riding Splash Mountain, not planning a wedding." - Mason

"I want whatever you're drinking. It must be good." - Thierry

"God, every time there's a plot hole in this fucking Yukijima story, a baby plot bunny is born." - Aleksandar

"No, Moria, we went over this yesterday. You're going to sex rehab while I babysit your house." - Zoro

"Enlai, it's me, Margaret. Your parents in this story arc, Mikuri and Sayuki, got into a fight over the costs of various tea sets from Japan, and Sayuki had Mikuri arrested and put in jail for the night. Now, Sayuki wants Mikuri's house, samurai sword, and Sessue Hayakawa movies." - Margaret

"Edmund, it's not a 'bastardized penguin'. It's a Prinny! Learn the difference!" - Jin-Mao

"French the llama..." - Mihawk

"...This island has a dress code? Gosh, nobody told us." - Miller

"Oh, for the love of Ron Swanson! Wiffles, will you STOP using the laugh tracks?! This is not a sitcom!" - Daruma

"Swimming Anime exists!" - Bepo

"Why is it that I'm always alone in these types of situations in these types of oneshots? Then again, I DID start the bromance." - Daisuke

"Hehe. Enlai's gay for Wolfgang." - Luffy

"Of course not. Miller's a hipster. He's in the school's chapter of Pitchfork Magazine. I'm sure you've never heard of Pitchfork." - Bonney

"Throwback Thursday, bitches." - Zoro

"Okay, so I waited until mother and father went back to Torchwood and the Capricorns to watch the movie Lust, Caution. Putting all of the resistance cell stuff and the NC-17 subject matter aside - and, yes, I am nineteen, so I can see the movie without consequence -, I could not stop thinking about the politics of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe while I watched Lust, Caution. When the movie ended, I was all, 'This is what happens when the White Witch finds out about Edmund, Peter, Susan, and Lucy's resistance cell. They die'. I think we should have a double-feature movie night - Lust, Caution followed by The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Maybe we could make it public so we could raise money for the anti-Torchwood resistance cell." - Edmund

"PUDDING IS TOO MAINSTREAM! I PREFER FLAN!" - Law

"I don't love Fluttershy! Doctor Whooves is best pony!" - Wolfgang

"Yeah, I don't think you would want to build a park over a mass grave. It's fifty shades of disrespect." - Mason

"And that is why Sengoku is no longer allowed to discuss episodes of Jackass at the Shichibukai meetings anymore." - Crocodile

"Molly, that was very un-Shirley Temple-like of you." - Aki

"I am so fucking glad the Capricorns are gone! No more mom to annoy us, no more dad forcing me to be manly, no more Mikuri forcing me to be manly, no more Wolfgang being arrogant and greedy, no more Enlai cursing us out in Cantonese for no reason, no more Ageha going bipolar on us, no more of Aki being annoyingly shallow, and, best of all, no more Heathcliffe, Holden, and Soren Sarutobi! So, let us toast that the Capricorns died! They can all burn in Hell!" - Kazura

"Excuse me, but tell us WHY this island has a formal dress code when I've seen people walk around in sweats and Uggs." - Edmund

"Status update: Law has locked himself in his bedroom, and he's playing Joanna Newsom at full blast. This is not looking good. This will be a long night filled with hipster-shaming, shouts of 'I am so done', and more fights than Jerry Springer." - Bonney

"Do you accept anime!Stannis Baratheon as your Lord and Savior?" - Doflamingo

"Heathcliffe's here. I so called it." - Daisuke

"Oh, shit, son! It's an okama! Everybody, back in the car!" - Sanji

"Say that again. I need to use that in my commercial for my tech support company." - Perona

"It's not fair! Why couldn't Alto be my roommate! Why can't Alto-sempai notice me?!" - Stella-Rondo

"Hasn't it ever occurred to you that you could just leave? Even Heathcliffe could figure that out, and he isn't even in this oneshot!" - Enlai

"What the zebra print purse from Guess?!" - Nami

"We're here for the infomercial shoot." - Kartik

"Good afternoon, sleepyhead. Did Tom Bodette leave the light for you?" - Edmund

"Then, I Reblogged Jin-Mao's Tumblr post and put the picture of the 'this kills the man' crash test dummy as my reaction." - Mason

"Of course! If you get poisoned, call poison control. Tell them that Bonney and Law sent you." - Bonney

"Luffy, what's Charlie Sheen?" - Chopper

"Yeah! I'd better be pushing a vintage carriage, not something Gucci designed." - Miller

"You shouldn't be happy for Yuki-Rin! Because of her antics involving Girl Scout cookies and censors, we're forced to make an appearance at Hancock's lecture on beauty, princesses, and Paris Hilton at the next Shichibukai-related appearance The Learning Annex is doing!" - Hana

"Let me sell some of my stock in Northrop Grunman, then we'll talk." - Wolfgang

"I don't see what's so special about this pit. All I see is a vegetable garden with weird names for vegetables – Diddies, Bone Thugs-N-Harmoniums, Ludacrises…" - Mason

"I warned you about the stairs, Broham!" - Ace

"OMG! You know my name, not my story!" - Isabella

"Peony, you da hottest fish in this place!" - Blackbeard

"Will freak dance for free booze!" - Zoro

"Go ahead, BUT don't ask them for bathroom tokens." - Smoker

"I am defecting from the group for no reason given." - Rubio

"Cersei Lannister is hot. Your arguement is invalid." - Sengoku

"Sabo, you are in no condition to deal with being in a strip club!" - Kidd

"Is it too late to buy some peach rings?" - Teru

"No. You're quitting the pool cleaning team." - Alton

"ASDFmovie!" - Wolfgang

"Somebody, make some popcorn. We need to download the entire stream, edit it, and submit it to the Cannes Film Festival review board." - Kazura

"It's not a farce without some type of social commentary about these two ruling kingdoms. I mean, look at Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe. Sure, we all enjoyed the books and the movie, but, to me, it provided some great commentary about facist and totalitarian states and the resistance cells that seek to bring them down. To me, I found The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe's plot comparable to the early days of the Second Sino-Japanese War, where resistance cells in Shanghai sprung up to bring down the Imperial Japanese Army." - Rhett

"The Man is running this place, just like how The Man is running Yukijima!" - Makino

"Well, we had to evacuate the ship for the crew's safety. It's hard to evacuate Aki and Heathcliffe when they're both in the tub in their swimsuits and they're washing each other's hair, you know." - Wolfgang

"Sir, we don't - Trafalgar, you are the sickest man ever. Did you come here just to piss me off?" - Kidd

"Roronoa Zoro and Miller Pratt are the only contestants left in our show. After this lightning round, the one who has more points at the end of the round wins. Did you know that some ants can make themselves explode?" - Mihawk

"The engagement party is tomorrow night at Nami's mansion. There will also be a charity auction to raise money to save the whales. So, do your part, buy a tux for tomorrow, and save the whales." - Kazuma

"Oh, hi, hipsters. If you aren't Google Maps stalkers, then leave." - Enlai

"Yukari, what's wrong? Is it that time of the month where I have to buy you pickles WITH ice cream?!" - Edmund

"Oh, yeah! WE had to stay home!" - Luffy

"You guys are from Halifax in this parody." - Monet

"I don't wanna stalk Franky! I wanna stalk Sengoku's seagull!" - Daisuke

"This is bullshit! Just because my name means 'rat' in Japanese STILL does not mean the Authoress has a right to dress me in skimpy rat and/or mouse costumes! One of these days, I am going to leave the One Piece world so I can appear in the Authoress' bedroom one day and give her the social justice speech of her life! Forget what she read in Homestuck with Kankri Vantas - I AM the Kankri Vantas of the One Piece world!" - Nezumi

"Correction. It's a Wal-mart SLASH IKEA. Basically, President Snow and his people decided to light a bonfire outside of District 12 a few days back. Well, there was some drinking involved, maybe some drugs, but, we know one thing – Somebody threw a propane tank into the bonfire, and the bigger fire burned everything in the District except for the Victor's Village." - Holden

"Because you're a puppet! He's paying me with gum, bacon, and Dom Peringnon for the filming period of this chapter." - Yasopp

"Heathcliffe's not in this oneshot? Why?!" - Kazuma

"We're here for the one they call 'Justin Bieber' - I mean, Foley Maeve." - Smoker

"Nami, what have we taught you in World History? Imperialism is racist, Nami. I think you should give up." - Jango

"Such a beautiful language…" - Molly

"Surrender now?! Nami, you need to eat a cupcake. We can't surrender at this point." - Zoro

"What the hell is it with this family and ridiculous middle names? It's sad and not cute that they gave Mason the middle name of 'Blackheart Lingerie'." - Perona

"Miller, I've only known Leira for one hour and thirty seconds. You can wait a few years for your hipster babies." - Kazura

"Also, what's a German muffin?" - Bridey

"Let's watch Helvetica Standard!" - Law

"Well, smack that bitch up and call me Etsuko. Some kid broke into my house." - Smoker

"Inception and Doctor Who are lies. Take this before Kokoro sees you." - Showtatou

"But, I don't want to be a pimp, shota, tsundere, OR sempai!" - Usopp

"What?! Can't a guy audition for Top Chef without getting stranded in China?!" - Daisuke

"Oi, thanks for the free hotel stay!" - Zoro

"Not now, fishie! I need to wash my perfect fucking hair!" - Holden

"I need an adult! Mommy! Daddy! Enrique Iglesias!" - Sanji

"On a scale of one to ten, with one being 'The Black Keys' and ten being 'The Decemberists', how would you rank how crazy and over-the-top our adventures in Yukijima have been?" - Rhett

"Shirley Temple is too mainstream! I like Wendy Marvell better!" - Yuki-Rin

"I love llamas. They're so fluffy..." - Chopper

"Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it." - Doflamingo

"Yo. I hope you don't mind, but I took some food from your fridge. Damn, that was some good butter. Land-O-Lakes is best butter." - Blueno

"We're leaving. Somehow, I ended up setting the shower on fire." - Heathcliffe

"Excuse me, but do... Princess Cute as a Bug In a Rug, Princess Young Chicken, Empress Cute as a Bug In a Rug, Queen Gabby Guppie, Princess Young Bird, Duchess Running River, Duchess Fresh-as-a-Daisy, and Countess Curses Like a Sailor? Okay, what kind of drugs have I been doing?" - Iceburg

"My name is Jack... I'm on the floor." - Shanks

"Wait… So, all of the Capricorns but Yuki-Rin and I were tortured, whored out, and murdered, Amelia can see ghosts, Basil Le'Ursa is the mayor of Yukijima, and Amelia accidentally burned down a hotel?" - Matsu

"Hey, Kaya, we've kinda been on a break for a while. Can we get back together? I'll take you to see that new documentary about pandas with Benedict Cumberbatch as the narrator. You like Benedict Cumberbatch, don't you? If not, then you like pandas, don't you?" - Usopp

"Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! Pink, fluffy -" - Zoro

"Luffy, stop pulling things out of your pants. We're on national television." - Usopp

"Don't ask for Wes Anderson and his cameras. He won't come." - Edmund

"Is that why I'm here? I thought I was here to scar some people for life and dress up like Pedobear." - Akainu

"Rhonda?! That's not even a classy name! I was supposed to be named after Rhett Butler, and now I'm named after that rich kid from Hey Arnold!" - fem!Rhett

"Boxed wine? Excuse me, young man, but, boxed wine is the trashiest beverage ever! Have you no class?" - Kartik

"I don't sleep – I wait." - Aki's dad

"'Marine layer' is too mainstream. I prefer the term 'fog'." - Stella-Rondo

"You piece of pancakes! You can't even translate the sentence 'I can eat corn on the cob with my bare feet' into Korean! My Korean chat buddy will kill me if he finds out that I can't speak Korean!" - Chaka

"That movie's, like, four or five hours. We don't have time for that. I don't care that my twin brother is named after Rhett Butler, we have people to save and a Shichibukai to bring down." - Amelia

"Heathcliffe, tricking people into divorce is not nice." - Nami

"I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face! I'm painting your face!" - Doflamingo

"OMG! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!" - Isabella

"Where am I? And why is Kokoro-obaasan Ned Flanders?" - Daisuke

"I came from yo' basement." - Smoker

"Kicking ass and taking names... Shirley Temple wants you to come at her, bitches." - Lucci

"No! I had a reason why I threw your yaoi into the ocean!" - Sanji

"No! Not sober!Gamzee!" - The Capricorns

"Avengers, assemble! We must find lodgings for the night!" - Daiyu

"I'm not finished, Goddamnit! When I got home, my dad grounded my ass and shipped me off to the Celestial Dragon Boarding School. There, I learned the manly arts of hunting, slam poetry, oppression 101, interior design, politics, and Spanish. At my graduation ball, I met your mother, a young debutante who -" - Saint Sarutobi II

"Leave Britney Spears alone!" - Enlai

"Did that guy just get sent to the hospital?!" - Edmund

"No! Don't sue Jhonen Vasquez! He transcends Aizen in the world of awesomeness and blueberry pancakes!" - Hatori

"I'm Katniss!" - Luffy

"As you can see, bagel insurance is a prime asset to invest in. You'll never know when your bagel will be severly injured and you have to take care of it." - Perona

"I want to join the boy band Menudo, but Kartik won't let me because i'm sixteen!" - Kazuma

"Hell no. I wanna hide out in Mexico for about six months, then I'll seek asylum to Hong Kong, citing personal safety reasons. Then, I shall return to my ancestral home, marry a cheongsam-clad maiden, become a kung-fu star, and have Chinese kung-fu star swag. Then, when my dream wife and I have kids, we're naming them Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Peony Pavilion, Dragon Swag, Thomas, and Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere." - Enlai

"The mayor of this island didn't pay his electricity bill, so we've had to shut the power off until he does. Also, sir, put down the hatchet, or else I will cut off power to Alabasta and Water Seven. They haven't done anything to deserve this." - Eneru

"So, who's excited for that new anime that's about schoolgirls riding tanks?" - Gareth

"It's the anime version of McDonald's. I've seen too many animes to know where this is going." - Jin-Mao

"Sabo is here!" - Sabo

"Law! Let's go make out in a closet!" - Yuki-Rin

"I'm getting paid for this, right?" - Chopper

"Yulia's not here either. She said that she's not supposed to appear in these oneshots, because the authoress said so. And if she did, the authoress would write another chapter at the Learning Annex." - Showtarou

"What? What did you say about horses with machine guns?!" - Chaka

"Hey! You can't hold a Joan Baez-esque protest rally outside of the dance!" - Sengoku

"Since when did this turn into the Oprah show?" - Mina

"You're not Garp. Going to Brony conventions is a legit excuse for him to get out of arrests. Now, you're coming with me." - Smoker

"Blueno fell and he couldn't get up. Grab the kids, we're going to go visit him in the hospital." - Kartik

"Capricorns, bathe them and clothe them in Armani Exchange. We're taking them to the casinos." - Nami

"Auf Wiedersehen, peasants!" - Gareth

"Uhh... Our names are Kazuma Miyafuji, Heathcliffe Sarutobi, Daisuke Saburo, Holden Sarutobi, Soren Sarutobi, Gareth Archer, Wolfgang Katsuragi, and Enlai Li. We're straight males between the ages of 16 and 21 and we don't belong to a Ya-Ya Sisterhood." - Daisuke

"For the last time, I am NOT Lauren Conrad!" - Stella-Rondo

"Fish fingers and custard you! I want to watch Game of Thrones!" - Usopp

"My spoon is too big!" - Zoro

"I don't give a water closet!" - Rayleigh

"Where are the Capricorns?! We're here to poison their water supply, burn their crops, and deliver a plague onto their houses!" - Edmund

"Take us with you! Please, for the love of the God of Vintage Levi Jeans, get us away from here!" - Law

"Then, Maeve punched A.A.A. in the face, allowing Mason from the Libra Pirates, Gareth from the Capricorn Pirates, and Kim from the Aries Pirates enough time to pull the fire alarm. Childish, I know, but it covered everyone in fire extinguisher foam. Now that her nightclub was ruined, Hancock saw no need to be on Yukijma, so she left, effectively cancelling Yukijima Shore. After that, we still had to take on Crocodile, Mihawk, Moria, Kuma, Jinbei, Doflamingo, and Kuma over the next several days before we faced off against A.A.A. It may have been a very crazy adventure involving hipster-shaming, fancy clothing, a pirate crew I've never heard of, and musical numbers, but I actually kind of enjoyed it." - Nami

"Why is there a bedroom in this place?" - Kartik

"Oh, so that's how you get a thigh gap. I wish I could have a prettyful thigh gap like Hawkins' thigh gap." - Kidd

"She dead. We're having a trial." - Bepo

"Who the hell eats breakfast at THAT time?! At least serve us at a sane time, or we will stay at one of the two, janky, Super 8 motels down the road!" - Edmund

From The DysFUNctional Christmas:

"This saga isn't over until Dan Auerbach sings, Pratt." - Edmund

"I don't want to be a prostitute! I'm too obscure for that!" - Yukari

"Pharrell Williams said that, not Daft Punk, you uncultured swine! Daft Punk PRODUCED the song!" - Mihawk

"So, we're basically putting on a play version of Game of Thrones?" - Jin-Mao

"I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!" - Soren

"For a wedding that also acts as selling the Capricorns into a brothel? No." - Edmund

"Doflamingo, there’s a scene in Flower Drum Song where the main character gets drunk. Do I really have to get drunk in this play?" - Mikuri

"No. The last time we were there, we got kicked out of your own house for mentioning Emporio Ivankov." - Edmund

"Edmund, Rhett, Amelia, Bridey… There's a guy with a square nose who wants to take you to New York. He says he knows your father." - Yukari

"Of course, it’s an ornament of bagged milk." - Llewellyn

"Bitch, I want my bike back!" - Sawyer

"Hello. Would you like to hear the good news?" - Pomponia

"You heard me! I set up a hot tub! Go strip down to your skivvies, and join me in my hot tub! I've got chocolates, and we're watching Inception whether you like it or not!" - Dadan

"Woah, hey! You need to find some salt, call up Sam and Dean, and kill that Furby!" - Aokiji

"I was under the pretense that we were going to be shown season three of Sherlock early." - Edmund

"Usopp, Holden… I think I got a funcussion." - Luffy

"All the other hotels were booked for the Christmas holidays. Even the Super 8 that got shut down last month due several health code violations." - Ivankov

"I don’t want to know how and why Ajax became your parent and/or legal guardian." - Sanji

"Ah, yes. The post-Thanksgiving hayride. Good times." - Mason

"Oh, shit! Somebody called the cops on us! Libras, scatter!" - Edmund

"Hey, do you mind if we join your party? We’re bored and we all want to be fired from our jobs." - Dellinger

"Hey, no swearing! This is a Christmas story!" - Chimney

"Is this the part where we start kicking?" - Pomponia

"That was Sanji and Zoro’s Flight of the Conchords and Rhett and Link-esque Band with their cover of Bitches by the rap duo L’Homme Run! Here’s a fun fact – L’Homme Run actually became the indie rock band Vampire Weekend. A good fun fact to throw around at your next, douche, hipster gathering.” - Doflamingo

"Wikipedia told me that it was a bird. Then again, Wikipedia tells me a lot of things, like the fact that Jake English from Homestuck is gay and that Twinkies will never expire." - Lien

"Oh, my God! Fuck yes! We're here!" - Edmund

"What?! What the hell do you mean by 'we spent all of our money on Girl Scout cookies'?!" - Crocodile

"Jack Johnson is too mainstream. I prefer Thao and the Get Down Stay Down. I'm sure you've never heard of them. NOBODY'S heard of Thao and the Get Down Stay Down." - Kazura

"By the way, Edmund, can I have this van when the road trip is over? This van is so legit." - Stella-Rondo

"I'm still never going to let Thorn live that down. We're never getting him anything for Christmas again." - Locke

"Christmas decorations are too mainstream. I will be celebrating Boxing Day this year. Boxing Day is not mainstream." - Law

"…And hopefully, just knowing that I love you and I care makes you feel a little better… Or creeped out... Either way, you're feeling something." - Heathcliffe

"Uh-oh, here comes a giraffe! Ya'll know what that means - It's Zoobooks!" - Mason

"Julian Casablancas said that, not Daft Punk! Do you even listen to Daft Punk anyway, you Daft Punk?!" - Mihawk

"What is this – A parody of Wakko's Wish or the Hunger Games?!" - Kartik

"Clearly, you haven't been listening to Franz Ferdinand in a while." - Nigel

"Get off your younger sister's Pinterest account, or so help me God." - Kazura

"Okay, so far, it looks like we're beating a certain pirate crew that begins with 'Capricorn' and ends in 'Pirates'. If they manage to get the wishing star before us, I will summon Daenerys Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons, to them so they can get a taste of some dragons." - Edmund

"Bye, mommy, I’m going to school!" - Doflamingo

"Brilliant! Fantastic! Molto bene!" - Sanji

"We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" - Sengoku

"You don’t know interior design. Our tree has to look better than the Capricorns'." - Edmund

"I think Zoro is right! This sounds like a hostage situation!" - Kazura

"Is it the day you finally stop making illegal booze, selling crystal meth on the streets, making counterfeit wallets, beating up your boss' boss, and throwing mad office raves?" - Usopp

"No, Maeve. Dream of the Red Chamber is a classic novel from China, and its super long and has dozens of characters. Oh, and almost all of those characters end up either dead or ruined." - Edmund

"No, no, no, no, no! That is not how to do it! We’re supposed to use the fucking Pythagorean Theorem, not 1/2bh!" - Lana

"Anybody want tortilla chips?" - Sabo

"I'll go if there's boobies." - Linus

"Well, it's the usual Christmas tree lot that we - Wait, what? Why would Miller steal a Christmas tree?! This is Miller Pratt we're talking!" - Edmund

"Did somebody say 'what can possibly go wrong'?" - Thorn

"Yeahhhhhh, it was a party in the U.S.A!" - Crocodile

"The strippers and the UPS guy can leave! Everyone else, wait here until I get my credit card!" - Sanji

"No, it's Dan Auerbach. Of course, it's Ezra Koenig." - Edmund

"Meet Molly, Hussie, Floozy, The City of Pawnee, Indiana, Gus, and King Robert of House Baratheon, the First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." - Spandam

"Oh, Yukari-chawn, am I obscure enough for you?!" - Sanji

"I'm event security. I hope you are not drinking, I hope you did not bring drugs into this event, I hope you don't plan to assault people in any way, I hope you don't murder somebody, and I hope you keep off of the grass. Have a nice day." - Aokiji

"Yep! I had some guy install Sirius XM in the van last night! He was a little sketchy, but he was an okay guy!" - Lien

"I came to kick ass and eat Christmas coffee cake. But, there was no Christmas coffee cake." - Nami

"Kids, here's a thousand bucks each. Go to the arcade and don't ask questions. And, you two, get a room." - Wolfgang

"Burn this tree. We’re getting a new one." - Sengoku

"Usopp, could you get that for me? Daddy needs to pump his shotgun." - Yasopp

"No, we're not. We're putting on a play about rich people in 1700's China. Although, it does have Game of Thrones vibes." - Edmund

"Sarutobi FANSERVICE." - Sanji

"Chill the frick out. Ajax is making a nest right now. You'll be fine." - Showtarou

"Yeah. We're going to the bathhouse to get ready. The Capricorns will be there as well." - Nami

"Son, I am in jail." - Yohan

"You just caused a live-action Hunger Games! Way to go, Garp!" - Sengoku

"Game of Thrones vibes? I can handle that." - Mason

"You bitch! Mikuri isn’t even here for the right reasons!" - Nami

"Welcome to our Christmas tree decorating party! Before we begin, Yohan, the Scorpios, and Maeve need to come with me and sign some papers promising that they won't tell the Capricorns about this party." - Edmund

"Kureha? She's my homegirl!" - Grandma Magda

"Do you want to go down this road, Jinbei?! Because I will!" - Moria

"This isn't Gallifrey One or Who Con! Go home!" - Sanji

"This is some Hunger Games shit right here." - Rubio

"Can I have permission to use the Leos' catchphrase?" - Yuki-Rin

"I am so done with this. Expect Christmas cards from me in three days." - Monet

"In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without outlet or hindrance throughout the land. In a reign of violence, terror, and torture that makes a smashing film, this was the Spanish Inquisition." - Loki

"Marimba solo!" - Sengoku

"Oh, and if you could go down to the police station and post our bail, that would be wonderful." - Miller

"My hair's so dirty, it hurts…" - Heathcliffe

"And, now, the weather." - Doflamingo

"You're off the team." - Edmund

"Say what you will, you're going in support of said Sitcom Archnemisis and that one Sarutobi nobody likes." - Nami

"I just decided I'm not going. I need to go buy some McRibs before they get taken off store shelves again." - Enlai

"I played some dude who had the same name as me." - Lien

"Matt Helders sings like a crow!" - Stella-Rondo

"You know what? I think we should go back to 1544. 1524 scares me. A lot." - Kazura

"Not. Fucking. Again. It. Happens. Every. Fucking. Time. We Go. To. Yukijima." - Edmund

"What the frick frack diddly dack patty whack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac does she think she’s doin'?!" - Enlai

"Not my idea. I don't get the idea of dubstep." - Miller

From Anime Club Gone Wild:

"Testing, testing. One, two, three. Taylor Swift sucks! All of you, go listen to Flogging Molly! Thank you! I do two shows a night at the Holy Roman Empire Memorial Theater and Italian Restaurant!" - Igneel

"I feel like Yuki-Rin asked me to join the Capricorn Pirates!" - Levy

"Mavis Vermillion? She's the leader of Kuroshitsuji faction. She was in a home economics class with my adopted sister, Virgo. I don't care if Good Housekeeping called her 'The Bestest Maid in Kuroshitsuji Faction', she's too moé-moé for my tastes. I'm a man, Goddamnit." - Gajeel

"Now, I remember that a little bird told me that you were going to volunteer to use a stun gun correctly, am I right?" - Natsu

"All members of Bleach faction wear black yukatas and carry around katanas. They also really, really like Taco Bell for some reason." - Lucy

"No! I refuse to go to an A.A. meeting! I don't have a drinking problem!" - Cana

"Aww, Lucy! I wanted to know what was going to happen to Blaise after Saint Ninamori sentenced him to be executed in her weird-ass dollhouse." - Levy

"Hell no, she's not! She's like the Wolfgang to my Enlai or the Sanji to my Zoro! She's insulting MY father!" - Lucy

"We just wanted it to look prettyful." - Loke

"Oh, by the way, my chocolate cake is a lie. If Jellal tells you about my chocolate cake, tell him that it was made with his mom's chest hair." - Natsu

"When you get to your new faction's headquarters, please put some clothes on. Nobody wants to see that." - Igneel

"Nothing special. After I saw The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and read the books in The Millenium Trilogy, I just had to go out and get a dragon tattoo." - Aries

"I could build an entire village here. Raise my RPG army and stuff." - Lucy

"You're just jealous because I have a friend with boobs and you don't." - Natsu

"Oh, you're one to talk, Jellal! Who wasted two of our precious minutes to liberally spray Axe body spray all over himself?" - Cana

"Of course, I'm not included in the mock U.N. debate, even though Sweden is part of the United Nations last time I checked." - Lucy

"Also, for some reason, people in One Piece faction who end up being S.O.S. Brigadiers end up dying." - Cana

"Dear Rhaegar Targaryen, or as our brothers in Westeros call you, "some random pretty-boy who's already dead", we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family - My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking - and adopted, in Gray's case-, children - Lucy Heartfilia and Gray Fullbuster, or 'a busted Daytona stripper' as we call him. And, of course my red-hot smoking wife, Layla, who is a stone-cold fox - Who, if you were to rate her ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94. Also wanna thank you for my best friend and wingman, Hetalia Faction Leader Igneel Dragneel, who's got my back no matter what." - Jude

"I decide not to think too much about this newspaper article for now, even though it'll become important later on. Right now, I need to get my snack on with Levy, Gajeel, and Alphonse. Some pretzel sticks dipped in cheese would be nice." - Lucy

"We're going to the Super, Happy, Pirate Fun Landscape!" - Natsu

"Why are we in the bedroom? Does this have to do with that lecture you had in health class?" - Layla

"Why is it called the Super, Happy, Pirate Fun Landscape? Can't it be called something like 'Impel Down' or 'Punk Hazard'?" - Loke

"I don't wanna die... The odds are not in my favor... Winter is coming... The cake is a lie... I believe in you, BBC Sherlock Holmes... I like trains... Shorts are comfortable and easy to wear... Betty Crocker is the Batter Witch... Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived... Derpy is best pony... Bow ties are cool..." - Lucy

"Well, initiation's over, so let's party!" - Gajeel

"I practice shooting at cans and shooting NERF foam darts before we take a break to go get lunch at Straw Hat Pizza. We choose Straw Hat Pizza, because Monkey D. Luffy wears a straw hat." - Lucy

From Da Hungah Games: Director's Cut:

"Hana, get ready - Interviews are tonight. Oh, and winter is still coming to Westeros." - Thierry

"Heathcliffe, this is a televised fight to the death, not a male beauty pageant. Right now, you should focus on your survival instead of your pretty-boy looks." - Usopp

"Woah, woah, woah! Stop the press, stop the trains, stop all foot traffic in Tokyo! Kuina told you not to eat the food from Carl's Jr.!" - Lafitte

"Okay, I'm only wearing a towel wrapped around me, I'm not at my house in the Dirty, Hungarian Phrasebook, and a vampire just gave me a lollipop. What the hell is going on here?" - Hana

"Yeah, we know. We saw those Hunger Games where you vaporized people with Chell's gun from Portal." - Vivi

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" - Dr. Kureha

"Well, I wash and condition it twice, then I use some product, then I wash it again, then I put some more product in my hair. It works. As for you, don't get too attached to my hair. I have a girlfriend back home who can touch my hair as much as she likes." - Heathcliffe

"You need to go to rehab. Or at least get some nicotine patches." - Sanji

"Bazinga!" - Usopp

"This is officially the best day of my life. Besides the day I met Bonney, the day I met Holden, the day Ace gave me free dozens of donuts, the day I began reading Homestuck, and, obviously, the day I discovered yaoi." - Hana

"You're at Yaoi Con. Of course, you're in a hospital." - Nojiko

"Get your hands away from her. You just slapped Hana Yakushi, Panem's sweetheart. She has a photoshoot for the IKEA catalogue tomorrow, and if her Prep Team finds EVEN A SMALL WELT, I will bust yo' ass!" - Thierry

"I'm straight! I'm straight! I'M STRAIGHT!" - Usopp

"Why do the male Tributes for 4 and 8 look like Joey Tribbani and Chandler Bing?" - Hana

"Sorry about that. The translator's been stuck on 'Super Evil Dictator Mode' ever since Pwngoat was sworn into office." - Sengoku

"I was the one who operated the claw that lifted you, Heathcliffe, and Usopp into the hovercraft. I accidentally dropped Ace and Robin. Sorry." - Holden

"I couldn't get a liquor license. Now, stop talking about Target before somebody calls the cops on us." - Tsuru

"These Games get weirder and weirder every year. I mean, I'm no stranger to this stuff. During my Games, our arena was the Playboy Mansion." - Usopp

"Hana gives me free booze when Ageha's not looking, and - Oops! Was I supposed to say that?" - Thierry

"Perfect! Now, my children, go out there and make people happy. If not, then we have to stay in a Best Western for a night and not Over at the Frankenstein Place." - Bon Kurei

"Look, you're gonna have to put the gun down. We can talk." - Ace

"I decide to just go straight back to my room. Why? So the cops can't find me." - Hana

"So, today was a calm, peaceful, serene day where nothing happend. Oh, and three of our Tributes died today. So, it's about that time where I take time out of whatever you were doing so you can remember a friend. Remember, that Tribute who tried to shank you in the Cornucopia or eviscerate you in the night wasn't your enemy, he was your buddy." - Lafitte

"Shh... Shh... Let me pap your face." - Margaret

"Okay, which one of you is a Communist?" - Hana

"To this day, Aki still has nightmares of being left on the roof of Caesar's Palace." - Heathcliffe

"We got this. We're hipsters, so we should be fine." - Bonney

"No! Not Shanks! He's my drinking buddy!" - Thierry

"I've got some sad news - We've lost some of Panem's best and brightest. Memorial services for the Tributes who died today will be held at my place tomorrow. Cake and grief counseling will be offered. Oh, wait, the cake is a lie. Never mind." - Lafitte

"How's it hanging?" - Nojiko

"Since when do you like Pimp my Ride?" - Holden

"Man, that was some NCAA March Madness party Mayor Hawkins threw." - Hana

"Next year, we're all going to play Sburb with John, Rose, Jade, and Dave instead of playing the Hunger Games." - Zoro

"Uhhh... Hi there. You might not know me, but I know you. I'm Ace's dad, and I run Whitebeard's Bakery. Just... Don't tell my son he's adopted. Also, take these brownies. No, they are not laced with marijuana. Why would I ever do that?" - Whitebeard

"Oh, Hana, don't be a Monica, be a Phoebe! Is this because District 11 reminds you of your dead, hipster friend?" - Hawkins

"Hungover? Welcome to my world! But, then again, it's five o'clock somewhere!" - Thierry

"We could do it, you know. Run away to Mexico and start life anew. Don't worry about learning Spanish, we can buy a Rosetta Stone when we get to Mexico City." - Holden

"Nice going, Hana! You weren't supposed to blow up the arena!" - Ace

"Yes, I am sober. Screwdrivers and mimosas are totally breakfast drinks." - Thierry

"Shut up and eat your McNuggets!" - Bon Kurei

"I'm from the Musical District. We don't listen to Carly Rae Jepsen there." - Robin

"After I calm down, I order some chocolate chip cookie dough and some ice cream from room service, blast some John Mayer, and read a sexy yaoi fanfic involving the Pokémon Gym Leaders Brawly and Morty." - Hana

"Dude, I'm not gay for you. And, the last time I checked, you have a hot, Chinese girl back home that you like to have sloppy make-outs with." - Ace

"I got this watch at a yard sale, and nobody questioned why I bought it at a yard sale. Haters gonna hate." - Sanji

From Limbo is Different for Everyone, Cobb:

"Saito, why the bloody hell do you have a KFC in your subconscious?" - Eames

"And why is a rapist clown chasing you? Was that a projection or something?" - Cobb

"Obviously, he doesn't know what went on in Limbo, since Yusuf was never married to a crazy, French lady." - Cobb

"I don't think so. If Ariadne is going into Limbo alone, she's going with a gun." - Arthur

"Kick me if I begin making gun shapes with my fingers." - Ariadne

From Of Vegas Marriages, Genderbends, and Kenan and Kel:

"Actually, Mr. 2 Bon Kurei is my stripper name. My real name is Bentham." - Bon Kurei

"Help with homework? Sorry, kids, but, i'm in Vegas this weekend, so, put up and shut up," - Shanks


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The 2nd Annual Hunger Games: You Can Hide But You Can't Run SYOT by BiggerThanMicroscopic reviews
The citizens of Panem have accepted the hard truth that the Games are real now. And it's time for the 2nd round of hell to begin. And in this new arena, you can hide but you can't ever run...Rated T because it is the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,326 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 10/19/2013
The Maroon Buccaneers : Would you do the same? by Blinkwithcaution reviews
It has been five years since Monkey D. Luffy found the one piece. Immediately afterwards, him and his crew vanished. Many suspected the government had something to do with this. With this information at hand, would you try to find Monkey D. Luffy and his crew? One pirate crew certainly wants to try. Would you do the same? Chapter 18 has the information on the disappearance.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,039 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 12/24/2013 - Vegapunk, Straw Hats P., OC
Gray Piece by AlphaShell reviews
The seas have changed, many notable marines and pirates from the previous era have vanished. An aura of mystery lurks throughout the seas. But the sea seems to grow bigger, as a new age emerges. Join our dyslexic pirate captain as he assembles a rather...interesting crew. As they recover from the darkness and trauma of the past, our pirates sail further into a world of the bizarre.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/27/2013
One Piece: The Tylias Pirates! by Rapurits reviews
Set 10 years after Luffy and his crew rumored to have retired from piracy, we follow an 18 year-old boy with dreams of becoming king of the pirates. With new islands, deadly pirates and shichibukai, will Tylias make it to the Grand Line and find the One Piece? Stay tuned to find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/2
To Choose One by three-golden-mockingjays reviews
Caesar Flickerman tries to think of the tributes he interviews as numbers and nothing more, but as a man of words and emotions that's a bit hard. So instead he allows himself one tribute every year to feel for. Short pieces on fifty three children who've touched a hardened man's heart.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/8
Pure Fire by Keira N. Nascele reviews
As Sakura and Keiratenshi (Ki-ra-ten-shi) starts the beginning of their pirate life, They will encounter more adventure, more enemies, more friends and more... Romance? Read to find out about this "MORE"... (OCs needed , registration form inside.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13 - OC
Turning The World Upside Down by sonic.last reviews
Rin, a boy that was train by the Straw Hats wish to make his own crew and visit the land in the sky. Making his teacher Monkey D Luffy The Pirate King Proud. Characters needed! Story improves with time!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 148,103 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Straw Hats P.
All Flowers Have Their Thorns by Starlitwater reviews
There's a new crew, worth 715,000,000 beri, and they have three new supernovas.With that much money on the line what will people do to take them out? What danger will they face? Will their pasts' all catch up to them? Is becoming the first Pirate Queen to big of a job? Is reaching your dream impossible? What is fates plan? Follow the Celestal Pirates in their jorney across the se
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/31 - Straw Hats P., Heart P., Kidd P., OC
Eurybia Titans by Carter96 reviews
Twenty Years after the discovery of the One Piece a new journey begins. After the destruction of her town and her family Demetriou Lydie sets out with new friends to get.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11
Oh Ship!: A One Piece Adventure by Frogs404 reviews
A merchant's daughter runs away from her island to become a shipwright at the shipwright capitol of the grand line:Water 7. Things take a weird turn when the heart pirates steal her ship that she had been working on, with her on it! Join Althea Affari in her adventure as she sails with the heart pirates! OCxOC, other possible pairings later. It isn't called Oh Ship for nothing!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/3 - OC, T. Law, Heart P.
One Piece, The 3rd Pirate King by karundivij.2000 reviews
Monkey D Luffy has been executed and his crew has disbanded. Who will rise to be the 3rd Pirate King? Read to find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/7
Saga Of The Legend Pirates by MonkeyBoy87 reviews
Be ready for a long saga of pirates who are going on a booming adventure together. This adventure is so long I had to break it down into volumes so people wouldn't get bored. There's adventure, drama, a little comedy, and romance in this story. With pirates, Marines, Pacifista, Buster Calls, Shichibukai's, and Yonko's. Prepare for the greatest battles of all time.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 4/2
The Tale of the Flame Pirate by Kai the Sly Fox reviews
In a different World of one Piece,three resides a young teen who shall become the Worlds greatest explorer. Sadly a few things will cause him to change his goal as many challenges awaits him and his new Nakama that he will gain across the great blue sea. ACEPTING OCs
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Straw Hats P., OC
One Piece: The Cooro Pirates by Walkman355 reviews
Cooro is an inheritor of the Will of D from his father, Cooro D. Meyer of the Crow Sword Style. He makes it his mission to set out into the Grand Line and spread the fame of his father's sword technique as well as build a powerful crew to become a great and legendary pirate like his sempai Monkey D. Luffy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/6
East Blue Saga: Romance Dawn by TheAngryKids64 reviews
Luffy has defeated Blackbeard and claimed the One Piece, becoming Pirate King He and Nami got married and have a peaceful life with their son... until Luffy died. But before his death, Luffy gave his son his treasured hat so that one day he could become King of the Pirates. Now, 10 years later, watch as the world is shaken to its core by the son of the Pirate King, Monkey D. Ace
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/21 - OC
One Piece: The New Straw Hat Pirates by DragonMaster Jurabi reviews
Luffy had sucessfully becomes the Pirate King and returns to the East Blue and marries Nami. The live a happy life until Luffy dies due to illness. Before dieing, he gives his straw hat to his young daughter, Monkey D. Colleen. Now, a 15 year-old Colleen sets out on a journey to gather a pirate crew and become the first Pirate Queen. OC's for marines, warlords, etc, accepted.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/10 - Straw Hats P.
Odd Jobs Crack by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
A slow day at Odd Jobs Gin-chan, just like any other. Once again nothing of interest happened today, nothing of interest at all... "Oy, Shinpachi! Have you seen my razor anywhere?" Watch as the author repeatedly tries to write a ShinKagu fic, only for the cast to send the story so far off track that it winds up on another set of rails entirely. ShinKagu(?) GinSugar, HijiMayo. CRACK
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,738 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Kagura, Shinpachi S.] Gintoki S., Shinsengumi
WHAAA! by Valeria Aurelia reviews
This is a collection of stupid, short stories/drabbles(however you want to call them) that I made just for laughs. WARNING: Extremely funny and stupid! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30 - Luffy, Sabo, Straw Hats P.
Cotillion by Lady Skarizza reviews
Nico Robin is a transferee student on the popular school at East Blue and without a doubt, she easily gains fame. This made her to enter to the most awaited dance at prom, the no other than- Cotillion. A RobinXZoro, RobinXSanji and RobinXLaw story.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,160 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Zoro, Robin
Puppeteer: The 536th Hunger Games by Dissection of the Mind reviews
To control or be controlled is the question.. Summary to be up soon! *SYOT Open*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/19 - Other tributes, OC
Strawberries by A. G. Moria reviews
It was simple; he hated them. Yet here it was right in front of him. He felt disgusted.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24 - [Crocodile, Robin] - Complete
The Duo of Badassery by Ignatuis The Canuck reviews
Camellia and Dominatuis made a promise as kids to take down the World Government that had done them so much harm. Knowing each other for as long as they can remember, they teamed up and set out to do the impossible. Watch them follow their dream and join pirate society, even running into a few canon's along the way! Rated T because Camellia likes bums. Written by me and Winter Owl
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/30/2013
Fall Into the River by Oisin55 reviews
"Oh, no, not Cecelia," gasped Effie Trinket as the woman from District 8 walked up to the stage after her children were torn from her. This is the woman that even Effie felt for. This is the soft-spoken, shy young girl who became one of the deadliest tributes in Hunger Games history. This is Cecelia Rheys. This is the Fifty-Seventh Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,213 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Cecelia
Welcome to The Grand Line Academy! by Nimphy-Ryuu-chan reviews
AU: The Grand Line is the section of the Blue Academy dedicated to the... troubled kids. Yeah, right. More like possible criminals with serious mental issues and severe cases of pyromania.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/2 - Straw Hats P.
A Day In The Life by Startled Boris reviews
What really goes on in Russia's household? Is it all bullying, torture, intimidation and abuse? Or lost kittens, floral curtains, random parties, viagara and cross-dressing? Can fem Latvia stay one step ahead of Russia? Prequel to Baltic Secrets
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 143,376 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Russia, Latvia
A Survivor's Game by Hitomi Zotz reviews
The very first ever Hunger Games is about to take place, 24 children find themselves reaped as a punishment to the surviving rebels of the Dark Days. How far is the Capitol willing to take this punishment? Will these 24 really kill for survival or call what they hope is a bluff? Who will win? And what happens when a watching public become personally attached to the competitors?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/10/2012
A Queen's Tale by Star Cross Traveler reviews
*Accepting OCS* (Through PM) Laura D. Claire, a greedy rookie pirate who suffers from kleptomania, sails the seas in search of the legendary One Piece and the title to become Queen of the Pirates. Will this young teen be able to muster up a crew while obtaining her dreams?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/6 - OC
One Piece: New Tides Rising by Aurora Nightz reviews
The Second pirate king is long since dead and a new generation takes the ocean by storm with the title of Pirate King up for grabs. Ambitions and wills are tested on the journey of a lifetime and only the strongest make it through alive. In this new age of pirates will one girl rise or will she fall in the journey to become the Pirate Queen. OC's negotiable.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/30/2011
BAD GIRLS CLUB :ONE PIECE SYTLE by luffylover101 reviews
fun, fight, crazyness and most of all sex. as 7 BAD GIRLS luffy ,ace, sanji, zora ,vivi,nami and kaya live together will they stink or swim
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Luffy
The Things They Left Behind by Clover80 reviews
Everyone leaves things behind when they die and some of those things are very telling about the person they belonged to. A series of oneshots about things left behind by characters in The Hunger Games trilogy. It's a tear-jerker! Now recommended on Nightlock Recs! Self promotion Sundays but still! I do not own The Hunger Games or any of it's characters.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Cashmere, Cato
One Piece: Berserker Pirates! by MastaRasta reviews
The Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy Has Been Executed And He Has Recklessly Started Another Pirate Age. 22 Years after his death a new rookie pirate steps up to try to become the Pirate King! Can Ray and his crew make it to Raftel in One Piece? Major revisions in progress
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 144 - Words: 620,427 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/25/2010
One Full Circle by Anonymous Homosapien reviews
A pirate will always be a pirate. When you kneel before the marines, you are only a pirate. Your past, your status, your deeds, be they good or bad, they all don't matter. All that matters is that you are a pirate. Even if you were once a Celestial Dragon. Execution fic of an OC.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - Luffy - Complete
The Victor and His Bride by ErisDistrict1 reviews
Clove's parents have arranged that their only daughter, Clove, is to marry the recent victor, Cato , to save Clove's sick Aunt. Will Clove agree to marry him or do everything in her power to stop the marriage. Read and see what happens. First story please be nice. Sorry I'm bad at making interesting summaries.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,606 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cato, Clove
Night and Day by rianterren reviews
After the Dark Days the human population was almost destroyed. Out of the ashes rose Panem and its 12 districts. Every citizen is forced to marry who the Capitol chooses and must meet the quota of four children. If the family fails to follow the laws than they're never seen from again and its like they've never existed. The Capitol controls everything, at least for now. *REWRITE*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,412 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Gale H.
The Dangan Odyssey by russianderpkitten reviews
Celestia Ludenburg has to get her ass back to Ithaka, but the evil god Junko Enoshima won't allow her to return so easily. Enjoy this odd-version of that stupid book you're forced to read in school, the Odyssey. ( It's kind of rushed in explaining the war, will get more specific in later chapters.)
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2 - Yamada H., Celestia L./Celes, Fujisaki C., Sonia N.
Error, fairytale magic input failure by poakkis reviews
Arranged marriages don't always end up like in fairytales. While the fairy is messing around somewhere and not doing her job, the magicless tale involves fist fights, confusion, denial and a whole lot of sadistic remarks. OkiKagu
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,533 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Okita S., Kagura
The 13 Ghosts of Stupid Chris Thorndyke Rewrite by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Rewrite of my story "The 13 Ghosts of Stupid Chris Thorndyke". After Chris Thorndyke opens the Chest of Demons, releasing the 13 most dangerous demons in the world, Sonic and company must go around the globe and trap said demons in the Chest while fighting the urge to kill Chris, a.k.a. Sir Idiot. Parody of "The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo".
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/18
One Piece: ASL Pirates Special: Episode of Sabo by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Sabo. He is the adopted brother of Monkey D. Luffy and Portgas D. Ace. He is a former nobleman's child. His crew before coming to Loguetown include Nix, Suzy, Drake, and Miko. They are all unique, strong, and are great nakama. They have all journeyed far to get where they are now, but how did they come together. That is where are story begins. Corresponds with ASL
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Sabo, OC
One Piece: ASL Pirates Special: Episode of Ace by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Portgas D. Ace. He is the adopted brother of Monkey D. Luffy and Sabo. He is the son of the Pirate King, Gold Roger. His crew before coming to Loguetown include Taro, Jamie, Lotus, and Jacques. They are all unique, strong, and are great nakama. They have all journeyed far to get where they are now, but how did they come together. That is where our story begins. Corresponds with ASL
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Ace, OC
Freedom by DaStrawHatReject reviews
Join Shaw on his quest to become King of the Pirates and attain the One Piece! He'll be joined by many people across the Blue Sea who are also competing for the One Piece! Join them on their various quests! AUTHORS AND OC'S NEEDED. GO TO /forum/One-Piece-Freedom/147182/ FOR MORE INFO!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/20
Dreaming of Nightmares: 525th Hunger Games by Dissection of the Mind reviews
This year will surely be interesting. With nearly triple the careers and two children from the Capitol thrown in it's more like a nightmare to the lower districts. With enemies coming from all sides, how well will your tribute do? Time to find out! *cue evil laughter* Yes.. This year most definitely will be one to remember...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,551 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Other tributes
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
A Relentless Fire by Takai No Hibiki reviews
SYOT Closed. Welcome to the 99th Hunger Games! Nearly twenty-five years after the failure of the last rebellion, a new enemy from beyond the seas has appeared before Panem. And this time, circuses and bread alone may not be enough to stop them. What do this year's tributes have to do with it? *NEW Prologue
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/8 - Other tributes, OC
The Parody of Catching Fire by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Katniss Everdeen is back in the arena, squaring off against an all-star line up of tributes, as well as a Capitol that seemingly no longer cares. Back by "popular demand", this all-around parody is a fascinating window into the political causes of revolution, as well as Haymitch's struggles with substance abuse.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O.
One Piece: Era of Zeke S Davis by FuZe SpArkiE reviews
Follow young Zeke. S. Davis on his journey to be the new pirate king, and to find crew members.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Storm Warrior by Ved17 reviews
Join Angelo D. Milo (my OC) as he begins his adventures in the world of One Piece, a journey that will open his past, attack his present, and lead him to a dangerous future...Rated M for violence, language, and possible death.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/11/2013 - OC
The Sixth Purge by StupidityKilledTheCat reviews
Once a year, for two-weeks, all criminal activity is legal, and the entire population can do whatever they want. This story focuses on twenty-four high school students who try their best to survive, even murdering people in the process. SYOC CLOSED!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/9 - Caesar F., Claudius T.
Chill-Out Hell by Anzhela D Asura reviews
In which Ace and Crocodile play Naughts-and-Crosses (or Tic Tac Toe) and Hannyabal is pregnant. Oneshot Crack!Fic.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10 - Ace, Crocodile, Hannyabal, Sengoku - Complete
75 Games: After the Mockingjay by Gamemaker97 reviews
"You in Thirteen... Dead by morning!" The rebellion fails, District 13 bombed into submission by the Capitol. The Hunger Games continue. The suffering will continue for the eleven surviving districts as President Snow exacts his revenge upon them. More Games. More Victors. More Oneshots. The AU follow-up community project to '75 Games, 75 Victors, 75 Oneshots'.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,053 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Other tributes, OC
Xros Epoch by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Every chapter a new story, same characters, but different universe! All based off one-shots from my Omake Corner. Read the guide inside for clearer description. All containing OCs from a few fanfic writers and mine with One Piece characters to boot! Enjoy
Crossover - Anime X-overs & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/19/2012
One Piece: Straw Hat Family by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Preqeul to OP: RotPQ, formally Luffy's Life by AyBenelli. As the crew travels thru the Grand Line, something happens that not even the crew could prepare for. A baby? What are the Straw Hats going to do? LuNa pairing, maybe some others later on. Pre-timeskip
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,510 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Luffy, Nami
I Shot Him Down by DELETEDACCOUNT143577883589 reviews
The war was over for the rebels, as they had succedded. But not for Capitolites that don't like the new regime. It is left up to Maleficient Snow and her own rebels to overthrow the new reign and reinstate the old. It will take a little murder for this to be made possible, but that's where she comes in. And no one is going to stand in the way of getting her old life back. Except...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/27 - Cinna, Gale H., OC
The Random Conversations of Peeta and Haymitch by AnnoyingEachOtherSince2007 reviews
Peeta and Haymitch discuss the important issues like ponies, America's favorite soft drinks, Pixar films, how to solve age old questions and much, much more. With a guest appearance of in every episode each conversation is random, stupid, and funny. This takes place post Mockingjay. Warning: This is NOT serious but pure humor! Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Peeta M., Haymitch A.
Defect by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Five years after the collapse of the Dagger Pagoda, Chimaera is unified under Thor's rule. There is peace between the planet and the system of Juno, but not everything is as it seems. Something sinister lurks behind Hecate's facade of peace.
Jyu Oh Sei - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
VI by TheBigBadWolf7491 reviews
Colleen "Lena" Reyna didn't expect herself to win the Hunger Games. She had had no faith in herself, yet when she came back, her district welcomed her back with wide arms. And yet, she decided that she had to make a list. A list of six things.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/5/2013
75 Years, 75 Arenas by TributeAndProud reviews
Each chapter describes an arena for the Hunger Games. The physical look, traps, cornucopia, mutts and the finale as well as the winner. Rated T because it's the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Other tributes
One Piece: The All New Straw Hats by DaStrawHatReject reviews
42 years in the future, a boy called Monkey D. Volk sets out on his journey to become the next Pirate King, after his grandpa Luffy, who died in succeeding to save the world from a world-threatening disaster. On his way, he'll meet new friends, new allies, new rivals and new enemies, such as the annoying Marines. UPDATE: GO TO CHAPTER 15 & 16!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,620 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/6/2012
One Piece: Straw Hat Family - Fate's Path by Hotspot the 626th reviews
A spin-off of the popular Straw Hat Family that follows the Path of Fate towards another fic: ONE PIECE: 2ND GENERATION STRAW HATS by Chambers D. Samuel. Takes off after Straw Hat Family chapter 11. One baby was hard enough for the crew to handle, but what about a second? Will the crew survive this round? Will the ever reach the One Piece? Find out... Now! Still Pre-timeskip.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Luffy, Nami
The Eye of Horus- The 1st Hunger Games (SYOT) by Whispers Upon Forgotten Graves reviews
The rebellion failed. The districts are now at the mercy of the Capitol, and there is a price to pay. Weapons will adorn the hands of ruthless killers, tears will drench the blood-splattered grounds. Egyptian mythology has been created, evolved. With living mummies, mutant scarab beetles, and giant sphinxes, myth has now become reality. The Eye of Horus has come to life. SYOT OPEN
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 11/1/2013 - OC
The Crossdresser With The Swords by Sophia Likes Sweets reviews
Cynthia hates being a girl and she sees it as nothing more than a burden. However, as much as she hates to admit it, she doesn't want to completely give up her feminine side either. The perfect solution? Crossdressing. However, is it really that perfect when you have to hide your secret from your odd but lovable nakama? Can you really become the King of Pirates as a girl?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/23/2013 - OC
The Multi-Fandom Games by WritingInTheArena reviews
The Hunger Games meets Sherlock, Doctor who, Alice and Wonderland, Merlin, Harry Potter and any other fandom characters that are reviewed/PM'd to me :) Written from the POV of a capitol viewer (Rose Tyler), UNLESS I GET REVIEWS ASKING FROM THE POV'S OF THE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES. Please have a read :) It means a lot. xxx
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,000 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013
The Dawn Pirates! by Niian reviews
Set sail with Leanne D Pien whose dream is to write a novel anout her adventure! Come and join the Dawn Pirates! Filled with adventure, action, romance, humor you name it! SYOC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013
One Piece: ASL Pirates by Hotspot the 626th reviews
What if someone saved Sabo that day... What if he returned to his brothers, free from his family, with a great idea. A pirate crew, and all three of them are captains! Talk about crazy right...well maybe it's just crazy enough to work! Follow Luffy now accompanied with both his brothers as they travel the Grand Line. But who will be the Pirate King at the end? My money's on Luffy!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,613 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
OP: New Legends, Werewolf Pirates by Vaughnilla reviews
Wolfwood D. Warren was the son of a Marine Vice-Admiral who dreamed of being a pirate one day. With a promise made with his hero Warren will escape from his father to the sea. There he will gather a crew and adventure through the Grand Line aiming to become a Legendary Pirate Crew.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012
The Story of a Scar by Jaded Angel reviews
AU. Katniss lives a privileged life, even though she doesn't act like it. But everything changes when Peeta Mellark comes home from Cali with the intentions of winning her heart. Katniss is soon swept up into a whirl-wind of crazy. With old prejudices, love triangles, and, worst of all, her own feelings... Pf, it'd be easier to go live in the woods.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,649 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Radio Rebel by TheUnsungStoryteller reviews
Hunger Games AU. Katniss has been secretly DJing the midnight radio show at her college station since her freshman year. So when a certain blue-eyed idealist is brought on staff to co-host, she struggles to maintain her tight reigns on all of the things she (thinks she) understands about life, love and the definition good music. {Not based on the DCOM of the same name}
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Carols of the Districts by Fanfic Allergy reviews
Although Panem was a wholly secular society, there were still traces of the civilization that came before. When it came to the midwinter holiday, each district had its own way of celebrating.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurb (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 31: Romania is the temporary manager of Hotel Transylvania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,729 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons by QuickSilverFox3 reviews
Written using 'Silly Little Hetalia Headcanons' on Tumblr. It's literally what it says on the tin. Rating will vary by chapter. Includes other headcanons, both from tumblr and readers own. Updated fornightly (work and health permitting)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - America, Canada, Australia, Scotland
Before High School by BlondeKatniss reviews
I know there is a lot of Hunger Games modern day fanfics of the Hunger Games characters in High School, but what about before that? Welcome to Panem Middle School. **COMPLETE**
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The best part of waking up by aquarpisc reviews
AU Katniss reunites with a loved one. Folgerssiblingincest!Everlark
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
333 Ways to get kicked out of the Grand Line by Cloud Piece reviews
When pirates and marines alike start to get bored out of their minds, bad things are bound to happen. And the Straw Hat pirates are right in the heart of the chaos. Another '333 ways', One Piece style!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012
Those We Remember by lorethevac reviews
The Capitol has voted, and their favorite victors from each district are in! Read the stories of these famous victors, and how they won their Games. I didn't include any tributes we already know about, because...well...we already know about them!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Other tributes
The 1st Annual Hunger Games: Hope is Shattered SYOT by BiggerThanMicroscopic reviews
The war brought hell upon Panem. When it ended, the world was left choking but recovering...until the Hunger Games came. And all hope was shattered. T because it is the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,479 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
How to Be Pregnant the Genoard-Gandor Way by Queen Eli reviews
After a drunken, unprotected night of sex in his older brother's house, Luck Gandor finds himself expecting his first child with his long-time and long-suffering boyfriend, Dallas Genoard. These next nine months are not going to be fun for anyone involved. A series of connected one-shots documenting Luck and Dallas's transition into parenthood.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Luck G., Dallas G.] Claire S., Eve G.
Luck Gandor Falls in Love and Makes Mistakes by Queen Eli
Time changes things for people, and though they may be immortal, the Gandor and Genoard families aren't exempt from that. Luck Gandor falls in love, and it changes everything for them. A union is made. Life changes.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Luck G., Dallas G.]
Hope's Peak Orphanage by Queen Eli reviews
After homeless, parent-less ten year old Kiyotaka Ishimaru tries unsuccessfully to pickpocket the ex-leader of the Crazy Diamonds, Daiya Oowada decides to take the orphan to Hope's Peak Orphanage, which he just so happens to run. A kind of fluffy AU thing, non-despair. Updates Saturdays.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Ishimaru K., Oowada M.] Fujisaki C.
244th Hunger Games May the Odds Be in Your Favor by Silent's Screams reviews
******SYOT OPEN****** Twenty-four tributes are being chosen... Who will win the Hunger Games? The reaping day is finally here, and children from ages 12-18 are being chosen to be killed in the Hunger Games... Do they have the valor and strength? Is their intelligence high? Will the victor be obvious or secret? What will happen to them all? ******SYOT OPEN****** (again)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - OC
Scar Tissue by gethsemane342 reviews
At the Quarter Quell, the scars of twenty-four victors begin to ache.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Other tributes, Enobaria, Wiress, Cecelia - Complete
The National School of States 2013-2014 by invisiblecanada reviews
A complete rewrite of my first one. A new school year is starting for a group of teenagers. Watch as they progress and learn from the actual states at this school filled with insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013
One Piece: RotPQ Omake Corner by Hotspot the 626th reviews
For when I don't fell like writing in the main story. Based off my main, One Piece: Rise of the Pirate Queen. Full of one-shots of all kinds. Feel free to suggest some.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,510 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011
75 Games: Meet the Victors! by Gamemaker97 reviews
This is a defictionalisation of the guide to the Third Quarter Quell handed out to members of the audience on interview night, the evening before the Games. Contains tribute profiles, information about mentors and stylists, an exclusive interview with the Head Gamemaker and more! Side-project to '75 Games, 75 Victors, 75 Oneshots'.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013
It's a Mahogany World by peace and joyce reviews
The autobiography of the inimitable Effie Trinket.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
The National School of States by invisiblecanada reviews
The states have decided to make their own school. How will the world cope with them teaching the poor children? I AM RE-WRITING THIS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,013 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - America
Il Titolare del Demone by Queen Eli reviews
The day after catching a glimpse of the mysterious coydog that's been following him for weeks, a new student, Dallas Genoard, joins Luck Gandor's classes. He has a feeling that there's something strange about this boy, but he can't pinpoint it...that is, until he sees a demon spring from the boy's shadow. Modern day teenage!AU. Based off of PMMM, though not a direct parody.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Luck G., Dallas G.
Baccano! Attraverso la Vigna by Queen Eli reviews
[Through the Grapevine] Years after their parents' stories were left unfinished, the children of Baccano! come to fill in the gaps and continue spinning the legacy their parents left behind.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Luck G., Dallas G.] [Ladd R., Huey L.]
The Journey For One Piece And Beyond! by xXxEmeraldBlueXxX reviews
Ever wanted to have adventures? To meet new people and to just be free? Join Valentina and her Pirate crew on their journey to conquer the Grand Line and find the legendary 'One Piece', left on Raftel by Monkey D. Luffy, the current Pirate King! Follow them on their adventure to make their dreams come true! Beta-ed by Vanizo! 'The Pirate King...Will Be Me'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,208 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013
The Life Of A Victor by WeeMadArthur reviews
A glimpse into the lives of all the victors of Panem's Hunger Games. The highs, the lows and the unexpected, little moments that make up the lives of the 75 winners of the Hunger games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
The Lord of the Flies Parody by Vixin2 reviews
In a world where everyone's surname (but Jack Merridew's) is beeped and heard by none but Ralph. A world where Piggy is the only character with common sense. A world, where the plot is a total b-word and a world where Roger is banned from Scotland and Wales for reasons we can not legally discuss Rated T just in case for swearing and violence and possible hints of yaoi.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Ralph, Jack M., Roger, Piggy
Genesis and Salvation by Jaslyn reviews
There was another healer in District 12 before Mrs Everdeen. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Twelve Houses by Jaslyn reviews
From Twelve Victor's Villages; A reminder of everything they've lost. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Glimmer, Beetee, Enobaria, Annie C. - Complete
One Piece: Storm of the Century by MentosgoBoom reviews
With the end of the Grand Age of Pirates nowhere in sight, more and more people have left their lives in order to search for the great treasure. Rumors of corruption in the World Government has spread, and a storm is brewing. War is coming yet again. OC applications open.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - OC
Three Brothers, Seven Guardians by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
AU. Roderich, Ludwig, and Gilbert are three brothers who are on the run from Jeremie Belpois, the headmaster of Kadic Academy, and his buddies. The brothers find themselves in Manhattan, where they're under the protection of Goliath and his clan.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012
75 Games, 75 Victors, 75 Oneshots by Gamemaker97 reviews
The Hunger Games have had a long and eventful history, that all of Panem has witnessed. But very few can claim to have actually been there in the arena, where a split-second decision means the difference between life and death. This is the story of the Hunger Games, from the eyes of the lucky few who entered the arena and lived to tell the tale.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 154,886 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by SydneyLouWho reviews
She was sure she was either dying or already dead.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] Finnick and Annie's son
Zombietalia! by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Written in honor of Halloween. Ludwig Beilschmidt, his family and friends, and others must battle zombies when their home in Hell's Kitchen is invaded by the living dead. Various anime and cartoon character appearances.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011
Drunk Dialling: Adopted by EverlarkClato4ever reviews
A drunken Haymitch decides to have a little fun by prank-calling the other Hunger Games characters! Complete and total crack-fic. Warning for cussing. Adopted from xDisgraceful Avengersx Accepting suggestions for chapters. If you have one, let me know in the reviews or PM me.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Haymitch A., Buttercup
The House Games by Kkepicness reviews
All of the tributes and important characters from the Hunger Games are locked in a house! Send them things to survive with all of the other people there! Pm me who you would like to eliminate. My OCs are included as well! rated K plus for weirdness! Based off of PeetaTucci's Forever Everdeen. And no, this isn't a rip off! And please send in stuff, PLEASE!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012
The Shishin Pirates by BinaBitz reviews
Join the Shishin Pirates as they travel through the Blue seas. They search to bring peace to the One Piece world while fulfilling their own dreams. This story is based off of Japanese mythology of the shishins. It follows Kasumi, the Shishin Pirates' Artist, as she joins and travels with them.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013
Fighting Through Pain: The 25th Hunger Games by TheBigBadWolf7491 reviews
Do you know what's worth fighting for? When it's not worth dying for? It took their breath away…they suffocated…the pain surpassed the pride…they tried to hide…they were broken, in ruins…they gave up…why? 21 Guns, by Green Day
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,562 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
60 Seconds by Estoma reviews
60 100 word drabbles from 60 characters centred on the 74th Hunger Games. Tributes, mentors and escorts. Includes: Peeta's last thoughts, Glimmer undresses in front of Marvel, Finnick calls home, Clove is confused, Foxface likes chemistry, Thresh declines an offer, Haymitch sees defining moments, Cecilia tells her son a story, Cato is abused. Cover image by April.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Baccanronpa by Queen Eli reviews
In a spin-off of Dangan Ronpa, twenty-one of the immortals are trapped inside of an abandoned academy called Hope's Peak, courtesy of Fermet. The only way to escape this prison is to kill someone, which is something that most of them have no problem with, but it comes with a twist; you can't get caught. Warnings for graphic depictions of violence and major character death.
Crossover - Baccano! & Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Dallas G., Eve G., Keith G., Luck G.
You Are Mine by A. G. Moria reviews
He's here with me, I'm here with him. There's no glancing back now, there's no turning back now. Our eyes met as passion of every type of fire was being held back within our hearts that were both filled with sparks. Truly, it was one moment, with two people that merely knew that it was past the point of no return.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - E. Kidd, Kidd P., OC - Complete
The Quarter Quell by Deyna Ian Bloom reviews
In the 25th Hunger Games, Elena Flint has been voted into the arena. Outcast in her district for something she didn't do, she never thought someone would believe in her. It's up to Benedict, her mentor and the man who loves her, to help her survive the Games. But will it be enough to keep her alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Death Notice by DaisyCrown reviews
Upon the return of one of Finders, Daisya receives an article with some unfortunate news...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Daisya B. - Complete
One Piece: New Era of Piracy by InnovationIncarnate reviews
OCs requested.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2013
I have Nothing by Silver Medals reviews
"Her gaze rests on a blood stain next to a white rose emblem." For the Caesar's Palace monthly oneshot contest.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Finnick O., Pres. Snow, Annie C. - Complete
Under the Light of a Crescent Moon by frostmoon13 reviews
Akira is a boundlessly optimistic seventeen-year-old boy with a dream. A dream to conquer the Grand Line, and become the greatest pirate in the world. Join him, Tora, Ichirou, Yuno, and the rest of the crescent moon pirates as they meet new friends, rivals, enemies, and (of course) new challenges. OCs accepted.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013
Northern Tides by FloodOfBoredom reviews
Not all pirates come from East Blue. Follow a crew of rookies as they begin their adventure in the northern seas. Taking OC's.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013
Written in Stars by hetawholockvengerstuck reviews
John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are new students at SBURB, a prestigious boarding school. They were expecting it to be different from other schools; what they didn't expect was a malevolent headmaster, mysterious classmates and teachers, a vague and dangerous history, and the power they would receive. Highschool AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
The First Spark (33rd Annual Hunger Games) by mtdelaney reviews
District 3 is the place where technology sparks and so does the beginning of an unlikely relationship between Lynn Dylan and Nolan Harris, two confusing teenagers. He knows her, only she doesn't remember. She seems like she should know him, but she's not so sure. Join the two on a journey of love...will they survive? (EDITING SO THERE MIGHT BE SLIGHT CHANGES!)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Pres. Snow, Other tributes
Two Dorks Go Bowling by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
Ishimaru and Mondo on their first date, and hilarity ensues. Really, it's exactly what the title says. Ishimondo, but not of the super sexy yaoi variety. Non-despair AU/Pre-despair (either works). Disclaimer: Dangan Ronpa belongs to Spike Chunsoft and this is just a dorky fanfic.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ishimaru K., Oowada M. - Complete
Written by by Cloud Piece reviews
Your favourite characters don't read fanfiction. No, they write fanfiction. One-shots written by your favourite characters. Chapter two: 'Eren, Mikasa and Levi live in a world plagued by dragons.' AU, written by Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi
How You Play the Game by Elim9 reviews
Chosen by her own district to compete in the 25th Hunger Games, Holly knows she doesn't stand a chance of winning. So the young toymaker sets her sights on a more personal victory. Determined to die smiling, Holly learns to find joy amid terror, laughter amid pain, and friendship amid the threat of betrayal. Because it's not whether you win or lose ... but how you play the game.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Crimson Feathers by Phoenix Abbot reviews
It's the 68th annual Hunger Games. Phoenix Abbot, District 8, is against everything about the games, and breaks all the rules. But what happens when this rebel becomes a tribute along with the very last boy she wants to fight against, and the Games destroy their relationship and Phoenix's entire world? First chapter is crappy, but it gets better, I promise! Please R&R! :)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,423 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Other tributes
The Lonely Soldier by Cloud Piece reviews
Jean/Eren. Jean decides it's time to do something about Eren's titan-loving attitude.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,193 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Eren Y., Jean K. - Complete
One Piece: Travel to QA World by DaStrawHatReject reviews
Volk & co. are sailing one day when they get pulled to the Q A world, an array of people in a crowd, standing before the pirates on stage. Here they are asked questions by various people amongst the crowds. The Narrator says this will be common from now on, but are the pirates OK with that? Send questions, OC's & your opinion! CHAPTER WILL BE OUT IN A FEW DAYS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013
The Mythology of the Hunger Games by Gamemaker John reviews
Every Hunger Games has its victor. Every victor has a story... In attempting to explain the 75 years of Hunger Games, as well as the profound cultural impact they had on the Districts and the Capitol, these tales will demonstrate how a nation instituted such violent means...and just how deep the imprint was. This is the Mythology of the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow, Caesar F., OC
The Daily Crab by Red not Green reviews
Grand Line's best selling newspaper brings you all of the worlds cutting edge news as it happens. (May contain mild spoilers of up to date manga chapters but most of it is pure satire)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Straw Hats P., Shichibukai, Eleven Supernovas, Gol D. Roger - Complete
One Piece: Destined Heroes by Rajin639 reviews
It's been 20 years since the death of the rubber Pirate King, and after an inspirational speech, he has ignited another age of pirates in search of his fabled treasure. Join Kaizen, a strange teenage boy, as he travels the South Blue in search of crew members, so that he may one day reach the ultimate goal of finding One Piece, and becoming Pirate King. OC's accepted
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013
Convenience Store Blues by pennysparkle reviews
Having a summer job was nice, Sanji guessed, except he'd rather thought that Zeff was finally going to let him work at the restaurant this year. Instead, he was ringing up cheap dinners and beer at a convenience store five days a week on top of babysitting some of the neighborhood kids every few days. (Modern AU, pre-slash ZoSan)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
23rd Hunger Games! by CatoGryffindor23 reviews
Its the 23rd Hunger Games and 24 new tributes are being thrown into the arena to fight to the death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Other tributes
what the water gave (25th annual hunger games) by radieux reviews
Feel free to follow along "On the twenty-fifth anniversary, as a reminder to the rebels that they willingly caused the suffering of their own, tributes will be voted into the games by their districts. Thank you, and happy hunger games. May the odds be ever in your favor." The rebels. The psycho. The no-gooders. The drop-outs. The trained. The hated. The feared. Who are you? ENDED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,847 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Lose Not Thy Nature (A Hunger Games SYOT-- CLOSED) by SnarkyAngel reviews
12 Districts...24 Tributes...only one can be named the Victor. Will it be yours?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Citizens of Panem by TheatreGeek24601 reviews
A series of one-shots/headcanons about various characters around Panem. I write these ideas down as they come into my head, so some characters may have more than one.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Mags, Annie C., Cashmere, Woof
Genshiken by tysunkete reviews
AU. Just because Kanda secretly liked to read shoujo manga didn't mean that he had to be blackmailed into joining a cosplay group. Nor did it mean he had to mix with a fujoshi, a gamer and an insane otaku. LaviYuullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kanda Yuu
Roommates by kayak reviews
Nami moves in with Sanji. AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,847 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Nami, Sanji
Depraved and Devious by Estoma reviews
Seneca Crane hires two victors for a night of debauchery. For AprilLittle; a late birthday gift, and cover image by AprilLittle.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Finnick O., Seneca C., OC] - Complete
A View From the Capitol by Clover80 reviews
A set of short one shots or drabbles from the perspective of different Capitol citizens. There's a stylist for District 3, an apathetic teenage girl, a die hard Hunger Games fan and collector. So come on in and get a view of Panem from those who live in the Capitol. Please read and review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013
The Legend Of The Ace Pirates by BloodKnight109 reviews
Join Mason Cross and the rest of his crazy crew as they set sail for their dreams in the second Great Age of Pirates! Will this new crew be able to find the grand treasure of the Pirate King and become the third crew to rule the seas? Or will the Grand Line prove too much for them and put an end to both their dreams and their lives?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,482 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013
District 11: Annala by PrincessLyoka reviews
One-shots of Victors and Victims #2: Annala Lee, the daughter of a previous victor, generous-to-a-fault, has volunteered at 12 to save an injured person's life. But will volunteering cost her own life?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
75 Games, 75 Victors by CatchingFire75 reviews
Ever wondered about the victors who were not mentioned in the Hunger Games trilogy? Well wonder no more! Here you can read about them all!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Sweat, Blood, Tears, Victory by Flaming Bones reviews
Monkey D. Luffy became king of the pirates, and at his death told everyone that One Pice was up for grabs... If you could find it. Sentoki D. Nike, a strong young lady sets out to mark her place in this world. Her goal? To become King of the Pirates. With sweat, blood, tears, and an unwavering sense of optimism, will she and her crew reach victory? OC's. I don't own One Piece
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger
Wild Hearts by Call Of The Renegades reviews
When several young travelers come together by chance, a simple team up against a common enemy becomes the starting point of something much bigger than they expected when they are mistaken as pirates and end up on a mission of grand proportions. Full summary inside. SYOC for an adventure!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2013
Infamous games by The Awesome Novice Writer reviews
The Hunger Games are famous. But some go beyond famous. There are games that shocked all of Panem and became infamous. Rated T
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Other tributes
Deg Deg love by Cloud Piece reviews
A love story between two unlikely people. All dialogue is in degdeg. Dedicated to my dear friend Mon Esprit Libre. Armin/Connie, Levi/Eren. Rated because they do the do.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Armin A., Connie S.
Don't take Nothin' from Nobody by Flashback From The Future reviews
Mags lead a mostly normal life, with normal friends and chores and stuff. But when she is picked for the Seventh Annual Hunger Games, she finds herself in a sealed container with four sadistic maniacs, a talkaholic, a generally creepy boy who likes to eat forks, a boy who has radical political views, 12 other kids, and a bunch of deadly weapons. How will she survive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Mags
Dark Freedom by Undying Soul98 reviews
The World Government ended the third great Pirate Era using Uranus... and so there was peace. But did the world want that? See the adventures of Hajime D Tsukino as he decides to rebel against the dystopia which has ruled the world for the last 400 years. The question is; Can he defeat the World Government and gain allies in a world which has given up the will to fight.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013
Lonely Fairy by The procrastinator- MasQ reviews
Elfs, Gnomes, Faeries. Creatures your mother told to you through bed-time stories and legends. Cute little creatures that take children on magical adventures. Well, they're real. However, they may not be as nice as you heard...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Labyrinth: A Hunger Games Story by The Koala of Doom reviews
Watch tributes fight in a battle against 23 other teens in Daedalus's fabled labyrinth. But be careful, don't let the Minotaur get you.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Other tributes
Battle Royale by Mikila94 reviews
AU: This is One Piece version of the bloody story called Battle Royale. Do you have what it takes to enter this world of violence, betrayal, sorrow, horror and possibly even love?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013
Dine & Dash by LuffyForKing reviews
Nami and Robin see something wondrous that gets their hearts a-fluttering. Crack-fic. One-shot/drabble.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Nami, Robin - Complete
The GerPol Family by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Ludwig and Felicyta Beilschmidt, along with their four children, have moved from Berlin, Germany, to Manhattan, New York. Follow their hilarious adventures as they begin their new lives as Americans! Germany x fem!Poland. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Germany, Poland, Prussia, Liechtenstein
One different kind of fairy tale by SilverRain0 reviews
Kingdom ruled by king Basil Hawkins got attacked by the fearsome Donquixote Doflamingo who claims to know king's biggest secret. What is king's biggest secret, what kind of relationship have Basil and Robin, and who stole Robin's heart? Read and find out.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Robin, T. Law - Complete
District 4: Lula by PrincessLyoka reviews
One-Shots of Victors and Victims #1: Lula never wanted to be in the Hunger Games, yet she is reaped for the 63rd Hunger Games and nobody can volunteer. Lula honestly wants to die, but can she, really?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Safety isn't safe by emsrocks reviews
It's the year of the 150th Annual Hunger Games. It's a quarter quell that will never be forgotten. Each district will offer up tributes between the ages of 22-28 to compete in the arena. Katniss and Peeta still won the games, but they won in separate games. The rebellion never happened. This is a SYOT fan-fiction. Please leave reviews. Thanks! Rated T.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013
One Piece of The New Era by lovisa.johansson.963 reviews
Devon never thought that he'd be asked to be the captain of a crew, but Nero D. Daeger asked him just that. Either because he was still drunk or because he really was crazy, he accepted and finally pursued his dream to become the Pirate King. Join his crew on their adventures through the Grand Line! T for blood and violence. Rival OCs accepted!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Story of a Quell by InsaneXBexX24 reviews
Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark's rebellion has fallen in ashes. District Twelve no longer exists and no one dares to step out of line in Panem again. 100 years after their failed rebellion, everything is how it should be. Jada Caldwell, a simple girl from District Ten, found herself in the Quarter Quell. **REWRITE OF SEVENTH QUARTER QUELL** *ON HIATUS**
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Other tributes
Legend of the Silver Hand Pirates by gandalf42 reviews
Follow the journey of a man who wishes to find and slay the White Dragon. Joseph D Savage will make friends and enemies as he travels too his goal. Join the Silver Hand Pirates as they seek to make history! OCs Accepted
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2013
Turning Tables by Shadowed Stars reviews
The rebellion happened again, and the Capitol persevered yet again against the districts. With the rebellion still looming over Panem, President Crow has decided to re-install the Hunger Games with a new twist that sends shockwaves throughout Panem. Completely new verse. Rated T because it's The Hunger Games. SYOT Open.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Other tributes
The Bloody Truth: The 64th Hunger Games by The One Who Got Away From You reviews
Left shocked, Panem is hanging by a thread when told the reaping twist. Not being a Quarter Quell, this Games have already begun to have a reputation, as one of the most dangerous of all. Tributes are not the ordinary, and brother will turn on brother, just as sister on sister will. Get ready for the bloody truth, as these tributes venture into the unknown. SYOT *OPEN* 9 SPOTS!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013
Facebook Shenanigans by Cloud Piece reviews
The antics of the Straw Hat Pirates and co. on the website that makes you weep for the future of humanity. Nothing can go wrong, right...? Warning: Yaoi. yuri and het.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Straw Hats P., Shichibukai
Endless Drabbles by Serene Flassion reviews
As what the title said, it's an endless drabbles featuring my OCs.. /And I'm not dead at least./
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
The Road to Nowhere by Red not Green reviews
Half AU. In a world where crew culture is taking over and you discover that the government is just becoming more corrupt, can a group of misfits really change things for the better? The partnership from hell might just trigger a series of events that uncover the truth. Life really is one eventful journey. Contains all Strawhats and has adult themes
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Zoro, Sanji, Straw Hats P.
Domesticity by Queen Eli reviews
A collection of mostly domestic-focused Luck/Dallas oneshots. Coming from a list of prompts for your OTP I found on this site but have unfortunately forgotten the link to.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Luck G., Dallas G.
The 94th Hunger Games by sgordon238 reviews
This is a SYOT tribute story and it is open! So view the first chapter and submit away! This will be a suspenseful, gripping story so please join!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Cinna, Finnick O.
Bloody Hell: 76th Annual Hunger Games by 24tributes24authors24genius reviews
A 24-24 collaboration for the Capitol Games voted on by the rebels. Twenty-four Capitol children. Twenty-four genius authors. One victor.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013
Our Boy Who Came Home by MikkiOfTheAnbu reviews
The war came on us like a storm. Like a fool, I let him worm his way into my world. That silly boy with the straw hat. AU Warfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Choices by PaintedRiceballs reviews
In the Pokemon world, trainers go on a journey to follow their utmost dreams. In which, they must go through hardships, tragedy, and the exposure to the real Pokemon world. Trainers may even lose track of what is really important in life. They can follow choices that are bad or good. Anything can happen. However, to make a journey worthwhile is a trainer's choice.
Crossover - Pokémon & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - John E.
75th Hunger Games (Third Quarter Quell): Heartbroken Lies by DELETEDACCOUNT143577883589 reviews
To remind you that no one was ever truly protected from the evil of the rebel, ages 19-25 will be reaped. SYOT: Submit your own tribute to my hands, and watch as I play with them like putty. But be warned: There will be romance, death, hate, and most of all: Heartbreak. ***SYOT CLOSED***
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,503 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013
The Unova Slaughter Games by TheMageOfNyeh reviews
Every year on April 13th, 52 pokemon trainers are randomly selected within the Unova region and are forced to take part in the Slaughter Games to battle each other to the death. Young 13 year old Kurono Kudo has been selected as a contestant, ONLY ONE WILL EMERGE AS THE VICTOR. LET THE SLAUGHTER GAMES BEGIN. [Submit Your Own OC's]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
Fourteen Kills by Estoma reviews
Seneca Crane watches his favourite kills. Fifteen drabbles for the Caesar's Palace forum. Image by the lovely AprilLittle.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Haymitch A., Finnick O. - Complete
The Beginning by songwriter16 reviews
SYOT! IN CAPITOL! The Dark Days are over and the Capitol Council has appointed a new president. Snow, a young but powerful ruler, has developed a new idea, a stronghold to put all the remaining districts in their place. The one event that at the mention of the name, children everywhere will cower: the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,461 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow
A Homeward Voyage by 0namakiza0 reviews
(warning: OC story- see the submission profile in My Stories) Lily is a spoiled, pampered girl who wants to get from one island at one end of Reverse Mtn. to another island at the other end, where she will live the rest of her life as a wealthy housewife. Sound easy. But an unfortunate event causes her perfect plans to be, well, screwed.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,603 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
73 Games by iWolfy reviews
Ever wondered what happened before the 74th and 75th games? Here is a story about just that. Each chapter will represent a year. Rated T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013
Zoro was Raised by Chickens by Cana-Puff reviews
The truth of Zoro's backstory, before he joined the dojo with Kuina. A one shot about Zoro being found and raised by a loving chicken mother and rooster father.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
One Piece: Happy Birthday Special by Hotspot the 626th reviews
We're celebrating all the Straw Hats' birthdays as the come starting now! And we're celebrating them with one special little girl that you've come to know and love: Monkey D. Namika! Or Mika for short! Image and character will change with each birthday. Happy Birthday,Nami! Image from Abysse01 and his own version of the Monkey family that also has a Mika child. Pre-skip! Completed!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,312 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Straw Hats P., OC - Complete
MAGIKARP OF THE DEAD by kopycat101 reviews
Camp Magikarp used to be a haven for young trainers who wanted to improve their skills. However, something seems amiss; danger lurks, enveloping the fate of all in the camp. A hasty plan is made to protect the campers, but it won't be enough. They must fall back on their skills of survival to live through this...Just try to remember:Stay dead, and keep it that way. SlightAU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Mismagius/Mumargi
Angel with a Shotgun by Truth'sDiary reviews
Once when I was a child my mother said "If your gonna start a war sweetheart, you've better know what your fighting for". I didn't now I do and I plan on doing everything in my power to show people the truth of what happened 70 years ago on Raftel... Even if I die trying.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013
Infamous Juniors Remix by King 789 reviews
A crew searches for their missing captain along the way going through a series of unfortunate and revelation building events. Can they survive without him or will they fall in to the abyss of the Grand Line.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Kamabakka Kingdom's Visitor by LuffyForKing reviews
Emporio Ivankov knows Crocodile's darkest secret.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Crocodile, E. Ivankov - Complete
The Tributes' Graveyard by stick-at-nought shady reviews
I am Death. And this? This is the graveyard where all the dead tributes and victors are buried. Listen to how I took them from the world of the living and tour the tributes' graveyard.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Other tributes
Jolly Rogers and the Seagulls of Justice by Rose 'ire Trinity reviews
Tavvy wants to be the greatest Marine. Sammy wants to be the greatest pirate. Join these two friends as they follow their dreams on separate paths, yet side by side to the end.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,257 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011
Taking Responsibility by heartofShou reviews
AU, FACE family. In the midst of two rivaling families, Matthew accomplishes many things in one night: making a new friend, getting caught in a suggestive position, being forced into an arranged marriage, and perhaps strangest of all- falling in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Canada, South Korea
Autumn Moon Pirates by one piece girl 99999 reviews
What if when the Straw Hats were seperated by Kuma a girl in the East Blue read heard about it? What if this girl so happened to think of Luffy as a hero? Monkey D. Luffy, Straw Hat Pirates you have just created one of the Government's worst nightmares.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012
Hunger Games Fairytale Remixes! by TheFluffiestUnicorn reviews
Let's take a bunch of time's favourite fairytales and ruin them by having the hunger games characters invade them! That's right, all your favourites such as Rapunzel, Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, The little mermaid, Snow White and many more will be re-written with the Hunger Games Characters present. Read as they ruin the plot line!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012
Drunk Dialing by Choi Junhong reviews
A drunken Haymitch decides to have a little fun by prank-calling the other Hunger Games characters! Complete and total crack-fic. Warning for cussing. Sorry guys, just couldn't write anymore.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Haymitch A., Buttercup - Complete
Play House by whywolfcity reviews
Appointed by the KGB, Law Tsarapkin and Robin Nikonov assume the roles of Jonathan and Georgia Fletcher, a couple living in 1950's New York. Guilt consumes Robin as she hides her true identity, especially so when she meets a certain U.S. Army soldier who clouds her once clear disposition towards America. FRobin, Cold War AU. Cover image drawn by shurororo on Tumblr. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Robin, Franky, T. Law - Complete
Disenchanted by kayak reviews
A One Piece fairy tale.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Nami, Sanji, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Perona: Shanghaied by HouseCity101 reviews
When Luffy,Zoro and Usopp climbed up a giant anchor that leads to a giant ghost ship, Perona captures them to become her crew for her birthday! Will Luffy and the gang survive this madness? Parody to the Spongebob episode "Shanghaied"!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Perona
A Game of Death by Queen Eli reviews
"Whichever one of you is left standing will be the one whose wish I grant." Universe Altered. Major character death, and non-canon relationships. Gore warning in later chapters.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dallas G., Luck G., Nice H., Miria H.
Golden Apple Pirates by rlb190 reviews
A new group of pirates, The Golden Apple Pirates are made up of infamous pirates, new kids to the world of pirating, and a talking book. Yup. It seems pretty normal to me!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013
Germania Mania! by ayumipants reviews
All the other countries, they be gettin' some play. But not Germania, never Germania. Welcome to GERMANIA MANIA, where Germania gets all the men and ladies in a series of one shots. And we mean ALL the men and ladies, even Canada. Rated T for cocaine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Germania - Complete
Essay Assignment by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Mr. Kirkland assigns his class to write an essay about finding comfort in a friend. Only problem is Alfred claims that he has too many friends to find comfort in just one. The other friends could get jealous and he has over four hundred Facebook friends. That's a lot of people to go after you in an angry mob. Maybe a few stupid actions and the school janitor can change that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - America, Russia
Stay with me SYOT by Anita Jay reviews
The Capitol, for the 150th games, has decreed that each district must send forth a couple to participate in the games. If they are the last couple left alive, they will both be crowned victor.- SYOT OPEN - first chapter has character sheet on it, only accepting characters sent to me through PM
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013
Grand Life by Obitez reviews
Follow Shayne and his crew as they go out to be one of the most strongest pirates. Yes, it is another one of those OC pirates stories. But at least give it a try. :) current arc: allies arc, finally some other pirates come into the picture .
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013
The Final Brawl by A. G. Moria reviews
Everything has led up to this moment. Every fight, every bad guy, and even those two years away from each other. It's all up to this one moment and nothing is about to stop what is going to happen from happening. Luffy is ready and that's all he needs to know for this fight.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Luffy, Blackbeard, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Body Pillows by Purestrongpoem reviews
Hungary forced Belarus to come to the anime convention with her and Japan. There, she spotted something interesting and bought for herself. Later at Russia's birthday, he gets something unexpected from his sister.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Belarus - Complete
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark by VampireRide reviews
*SYOT* It's the first quarter quell and President Charm has set her expectations high for the Game Maker. What she gets back is the most horrifying Hunger Games yet.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Other tributes
The Tsubasa Pirates by Emoshchick reviews
A story following the Tsubasa pirates, O.C. Starting from the time when Luffy is first setting off to become a pirate. Endrino has taken charge of what is left of his fathers old crew. Landed with a small boy, Eric, Endrino and his crew start to explore the Grand Line, and get roped into helping the inhabitants of an island with a monster problem.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012
Praestolatio Prestolatio by gethsemane342 reviews
Someone suggested hiding here. Tax came because he thought it was better than hiding alone in his apartment. But, looking at his fellow Hunger Games trainers, he knows they are not hiding. They are being what they are supposed to be: another symbol of the Capitol that the rebels want to destroy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Atala, Tax - Complete
Romance Dawn: The Knightfall Pirates by smilingdamnedvillain reviews
Following the Battle of Marineford, the world has become a chaotic place as Pirates aim for the empty throne of the fallen Yonkou and the Marines fight to stop it. In the middle of it all is a rag-tag crew looking to make a name for itself and defy the World Government - The Knightfall Pirates! On permanent hiatus due to story issues.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Hetalia Craigslist Ads by mysoxlike2party reviews
The Hetalia characters post their ads on Craigslist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011
The Smashers Go To Universal Orlando! by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
The Super Smash Brothers have been banned from their mansion by Master hand, so they go on their summer vacation with friends to Universal Studios Florida! A crazy vacation adventure for everyone! Contains Banjo-Kazooie and Spongebob characters.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Yoshi - Complete
Gintama Question and Advice Column by Jalen Kun reviews
This is the Gintama qustion and advice column! Just leave a question (in the form of a review) for your favorite characters!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Gintoki S.
Glimpses of Panem by Poly-chan reviews
Drabbles. Stories with exactly 100 words, each one of them showing a little glimpse of life in Panem. Missing scenes, AUs, post end of the books. The imagination is the limit. Suggest me your word/situation/idea and I'll write.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012
Bled Stained Days at IAHF by Lily Winterwood reviews
Welcome to another year at IAHF. With mysterious strangers, insensitive weaboos, and sentient clocks, it can be easily said that something stranger than Mary Sue terrorists is on the loose. Sequel to the Int'l Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 154,863 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America, England/Britain
Hoenn Reborn: the remakes RSE deserved by Deadly28 reviews
A retelling of the Hoenn-based third gen games, Ruby and Emerald (not Sapphire, though!). Norman is in hiding in Hoenn, his daughter is on her Pokemon journey and no one knows who exactly Slade is. Features three things Pokemon really needs more of: bounty hunters, crazed tax collectors, and plot. Rated T/PG13 for language (and, later on, possibly violence).
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Norman/Senri, Ruby, Sapphire, Mudkip/Mizugorou
My Family Vacation by Heart the Squid reviews
By Rosie M.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
Tales of the Pantless by Vanizo reviews
Random one-shots for my friends: The Pantless Pirates
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013
Women in the Military Are So Damn Demanding! by LyndsiMcKay reviews
Hijinks ensue when Tashigi forces Law to go get his eyes checked which he flat out refuses to, but in the end after a revelation comes out about what Tashigi likes about men-folk's appearances (and flat out denial of sex of any kind) he finally gives in and goes. Part of my fifteen minute Law prompt series! Rated T for suggestive themes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - T. Law, Tashigi - Complete
Poland Writes A Book by Sketchy Tetra reviews
Poland is suddenly interested on creating a story. The out come is a surprising success, does it hit Lithuania's approval?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Poland, Lithuania] - Complete
13 Steps on How to Catch a British Punk by terradog13 reviews
Alfred was just a regular teenager. He was fit, popular and spent a lot of time at McDonald's. But after being sent to find one of the school's punks, Arthur Kirkland, he can't stop thinking about green eyes. After following him and sees something he shouldn't have, he becomes set on catching him and making him his.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/29/2013 - England/Britain, America
The Third Coming by Rajin639 reviews
Join Jialo, after being forced to eat a devil fruit to save his life, on his grand adventure to gather friends, make enemies, and solve mysteries in order to reach his ultimate goal, finding the One Piece!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012
How Their World Began by Alexander Drent reviews
In the year 2043, Sarah and Hiro were both given books by their family friend which told the story of how their parents met. Multiple cameos from past characters, pairings from Straw Hat crew members and Marines. Some characters' names are called with Japanese suffixes (e.g. -san, -chan)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Luffy, Boa Hancock
Wife or Car? by DELETEDACCOUNT143577883589 reviews
Haymitch gets a new Dodge, but Effie wants to learn to drive. It doesn't work out, but will it work out in the end for them? Or will Haymitch's car wind up totally totaled. Read to find out! AU: LA, California. Haymitch and Effie have children.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Safe and Sound by kopycat101 reviews
Students have to deal with emotional turmoil as well as the tyranny of the Carrows, this year. It's everyone for themselves. However, Daphne Greengrass doesn't want to give in; she wants to help people. An unexpected meeting with a certain, usually cynical Hufflepuff changes this, giving them both a chance to piece themselves back together and find comfort in one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Zacharias S., Daphne G. - Complete
Pilgrimstuck! by Dancing Mask reviews
John Egbert has a pretty sweet life. His gay roommate Dave pays for practically everything, and he spends all his time goofing off with Karkat and the others in their band. But if he wants to date Vriska Serket he's going to have to shape up and defeat all 7 of her evil exes. Humanstuck AU a la Scott Pilgrim, T for some language and sexy times.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John E., Vriska S.
Your Worst Nightmare by Ivy000 reviews
12 Districts. 12 tributes. 12 dreams. But dreams can become nightmares, and nobody wants to see their nightmares come to life-but that might happen all too soon for these boys and girls... (SYOC!)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Other tributes
SYOT 43rd HUNGER GAMES by Dat Female reviews
SYOT closed. I haven't been able to write much because I've been really busy with exams and stuff. I haven't forgot about you guys, just wait a bit. Yes I was too lazy to make a beautiful cover so you'll have to settle with this...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Partying with Prim and that Avox girl by Blackstar-Moonshadow reviews
Prim and the Avox girl at a party... I can't say anything really, it was a challenge...
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
A Haunting Birthday by I'mCanadia reviews
No one remembered Prussia's birthday, so OBVIOUSLY he's a ghost. Gotta love that reasoning. Mainly humour, brieff PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Grandline Academy by Princess-Orlaith reviews
ON HIATUS! Nami was portrayed as the school slut in her old school. But that all changes when she tranfers to Grandline Academy where she meets 7 new friends and becomes drawn to a certain boy with a straw hat... Includes LuffyXNami, ZoroXRobin, SanjiXVivi and LawXBonney.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Arthur Kirkland, United Kingdom, Pirate by Zantetsuken Reverse reviews
Years ago, Arthur Kirkland was a pirate.Robin was his cabin girl. Now, he's back, with almost no memory, and one enigma- why does he look the same? His quest with the Straw Hats for his memory begins! Rated T for France. Both country and human names used.
Crossover - One Piece & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,718 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Robin, England/Britain - Complete
Imogen Hale: An Unorthodox Pirate by DementedRainbows reviews
After the death of the second Pirate King, life as pirate is more challenging than ever. Imogen, however, is determined to get a loyal crew so she can head out to the Grand Line. Join her as she collects her crew members and goes on wild adventures! Currently accepting OCs. (On Hiatus; lost inspiration)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013
Grand-Line Musical by the sister of the anime bros reviews
Brace yourselves! Everyone's favorite characters are participating in all of our favorite songs from beloved Walt Disney Pictures! I take requests :) [Chapter 5. Shanks and Yasopp teach Luffy a very important phrase.]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shanks, Yasopp
To Kill a Mockingjay by bazinga101 reviews
We all know how the Hunger Games were made, but what about the Capitol? Takes place in pre-Capitol times. Terra & her twin, Cotta, are normal teens attending the local high school. Can they expose the Capitol's plan to the public while passing their courses? Will their own friends even believe them? Will I ever stop asking rhetorical questions? Rated T for author paranoia.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
Bocchan no Shitsuji by bocchannoshitsuji reviews
Ciel's parents had died in a car crash and he is forced to attend the Victorian Academy for spoiled kids. And the strangest thing about this academy is that...All students must have a butler at their side. Based on drama, Mei-chan no shitsuji
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Ferro Riscaldato (Heated Iron) by Queen Eli reviews
Here's what's what: Immortal gangsters means immortal gang wars. The people who never die are dropping like flies. The Government always has something to do with it. Things are never peaceful in New York. Full list of warnings inside.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Luck G., Ladd R.
Seasons Changing - The 51st Hunger Games by Chandee reviews
Last year was a Quarter Quell and every Gamemaker knows it's hard to be in charge of the Games that follow, with everyone expecting very high standards. Marcus Spark's task has not been easy, but he has managed it. What tribute can survive the changing of the seasons? SYOT *closed*.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,817 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Other tributes
A Hamburger Film by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America, with the help of Estonia, tries to make a video about the wonders of hamburgers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - America, Russia, Estonia - Complete
Dolls And Pawnshops by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America decides to work at a pawnshop to learn about his working class. What happens when England comes to visit him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Those Children by EmmaMellark97 reviews
Over the course of 74 years, 1,800 kids were sent into the arena. This is the story of those kids. *This is a collection of one shots.* Some are original characters, some are characters you'll find in the book. This summary doesn't really explain it well, but I'm hoping this will turn out the way I want it to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013
One Piece: The Red Wings by UltimateMForever reviews
The Prologue Arc has begun, find out the history of the hero of the story, Zane D. Shanshu, from his birth to the start of his adventure. Updates Every Wednesday
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
Together Or Apart by iloverueforever reviews
"For this years Quarter Quell as a reminder that whole families can be eliminated, people of all ages shall be reaped, but your family must come with you, to fight off the other families and become the victory family!" I shout, with each word my voice gets louder. "May the odds be ever in your favor!" Families will disapear together in this years annual hunger games! SYOT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,590 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013
The Age of Dreams by ALLOY117 reviews
Dreams, are endless. Dreams inspire everyone. Dreams are what we as human beings live on, Luffy created this Age of Dreams after being king. Now he has disappeared, the only trace of him is his one and only treasure. Shanks passed on his symbol of dreams to Luffy, Now the hat will be passed onto Lance. Lance a very passionate young man and he will go and find his dream. One Piece!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,455 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011
The Wrong End Of The Telescope by SerenityWritesSlash reviews
Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,523 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Finnick Odair's Many Stalkers by Rose Hunter reviews
Poor pretty boy Finnick Odair is too gorgeous for his own good. (temporary hiatus)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Finnick O.
Hate Me by Queen Eli reviews
"Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you." A LuckDallas songfic, predominantly text/dialogue written around the song "Hate Me" by Blue October.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Dallas G., Luck G. - Complete
Brooklyn Blacksheep by Kanra-Kami reviews
Kiku is forced to leave his collapsing country and sent to stay in America with an obnoxious boy named Alfred. But will this bitter meeting turn into an unbreakable friendship? Or something more? USxJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,713 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Japan, America
Why I Hate Hoolahoops by Shankie reviews
Mihawk had a big problem with hoolahoops, and he had no other choice but to consult Shanks for it. Rated T for slight swearing. No pairings. NO YAOI. Muahahhahahaha! Two Shot People!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Mihawk, Shanks - Complete
Hunger Games Characters React to by TrueStories4Life reviews
This is a little fun i wanted to have with you guys. It's you guys telling me what character from the hunger games should react to what. I started it off with Katniss. Read to find out and have fun. Chainsaws, romance, My little Pony, etc. All are in here! Every character that is used in each chapter cannot be reused. So, no more Katniss. You can't use My Little Pony either. :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013
67th Annual Hunger Games by TrueStories4Life reviews
SYOT OPEN! BETRAYEL, MURDER, ALLIANCE, DEATH, TEARS. All will happen in this game. 24 will go in...only 1 will come out. Read to find out! BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED! This Hunger Games will be the best yet!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013
Phoenix Rising by Nacasia Cecelia Trifiro reviews
It's time for the fourth quarter quell! Submit your tribute!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013
300 Anime Characters by Queen Eli reviews
It's the sane against the insane in this fanfic, a crossover loosely inspired by the movie 300. A large force of anime weeaboos and their characters are invading the anime universe. Rating may go up. CRACK! Full summary inside.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012
My life on the sea by MaangaFreak reviews
Ai Clawrice grew up on one of the smallest island in the whole East blue together with a mom that hates her and a dad who's terrified by her mom. One day when she's cleaning the restaurant that her family owns she accidentely throws a bucket full of water over one of the guests- a really hot guy that wears a straw hat... THIS IS A NEXT GENERATION STORY!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012
Like an Arrow Through His Heart by EverllarkPony reviews
Tax/Katniss. "Tax was in love. There was no doubt about it. She had strung an arrow and shot it right into his heart. And he was happy about it. Kind of." Drabble length. May continue if enough people are interested.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Tax, Katniss E. - Complete
Spare Only The Cute Guys by SwimmingEqualsLiving reviews
*cough cough* SYOT form *cough* in my profile... *cough* Anyways, Spare Only The Cute Guys is a lighthearted parody poking a little fun and Suzanne Collins' amazing book, The Hunger Games. Have fun submitting, and May Oddness Be Forever Your Flavor!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013
Our Main Characters Attempt to Continue Life as Normal by Queen Eli reviews
Immortal families means a lot to cover up. They try to continue life as normal. Despite many changes, some things stay the same. Teenagers will always fall in love despite parental protests. Although friends may come and go, family remains.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013
Let the 175 Hunger Games Begin by Paris1378 reviews
After 174 years of successful Hunger Games comes the best Quarter Quell there ever was. The arena is not what you think it is. This Hunger Games is nothing like you've ever seen before. There is only one rule: Do Not Get Caught.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2013
The (Legal) Gandor Family Business by Queen Eli reviews
It's now the 21st century, and since the Mafia has declined in popularity, the Gandors have decided to open a more legitimate business: a supermarket. They didn't expect it to come with crazy treasurers, possibly rabid employees, crazy competitors, and bomb-wielding security guards. A parody of comedic sitcoms and the like. Complete crack ahead, ye be warned.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Luck G., Ladd R.
Chasing after dreams by Miyu Hinamori reviews
The war with Whitebeard ignites a new crew to go to the sea. Meet Anne who's determined to find Luffy and beat him up when she does! Rated K for the violence that comes with One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011
Maelstrom by Queen Eli reviews
Luck and Claire are stuck in the house during a thunderstorm with Dallas when he goes into labor. Without Maiza nearby, they have to deal with it themselves.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Luck G., Dallas G. - Complete
The Golden Era of Pirates by lonelydream17 reviews
Daughter of the Pirate King, Pirate Princess Monkey D. Oribel, set off on her own journey, dreaming of defeating her father, claiming the title of Pirate Queen and gather the strongest crew in history! ACCEPTING OC'S! "I'm going to be the Queen of the Pirates and beat you, Monkey D. Luffy!" HIATUS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013
What Starts In The Summer by fanimeLex reviews
Yullen! FemAllenXKanda. Cross decided to move to America during the summer, taking a 2 week vacation before Allen will have to go to school. She meets a trio who seem interesting ? Sorry if the 1st chapter is long and boring, REVIEW! Don't be cruel! AU! UNREALISTIC, just gave you a warning so no flames! Criticisms on writing structure is welcomed.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,168 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Cave of Fortunes by Queen Eli reviews
"They say there's a cave in those mountains, but everyone who's tried to cross the desert always ends up dying, so they never find it. Some people say it doesn't exist, but I think nobody can find it because all the people who go after it are mortals." An AU in which all the characters are dog shifters and immortal unless explicitly noted. Has basis in "Holes" and Gunslinger Girl.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dallas G., Luck G.
The 23rd Annual Hunger Games, Faith and Death by NoxSelkirk reviews
-SYOT- Submit your tribute to find out what his/her faith will be in the 23rd annual Hunger Games! *OPEN*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Other tributes
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Strange and Beautiful by KatsumiRose24 reviews
(AU) Trafalgar Law is a famous vampire hunter, and he hates vampires ever since his family was murdered by one. He kills them without thought... that is until he meets Jewelry Bonney...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - J. Bonney, T. Law
The 100th Hunger Games by GirlSentFromTheOcean reviews
Another Quarter Quell is upon us!What will the twist be this time? This time the tributes will come from Districts 1-13 and even two from the capitol! Look at my profile please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Other tributes
One Piece: A New Pirate Era! by DementedRainbows reviews
Akira's mother has always told him he wouldn't make it out on the seas. Akira gets sick of it, and decides to prove her wrong. But what happens when he decides to disreguard her wishes completely to become a pirate? What crew will he gather? First story. On (possibly permanent) Hiatus
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,301 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
Misfits by inudbzgirl reviews
A group of interracial outcasts, just wondering when they'll catch a break,when their ship will come in. Somewhat based on the Outsiders. Possible romance in later chapters. All reviews accepted.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sanji, Usopp
Intium by Vanizo reviews
It's been a year after the 'disappearance' of the Strawhat Pirates. Meet the Pantless Pirates, and their new beginning. They have 3 crew members to begin with, what happens next and who will be their new crew members? HIATUS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013
Froggy chan's Secret by AnimexxLover1827 reviews
On a Varia trip to the hot springs, Fake-Prince Belphagor discovers that Fran is actually a girl! How will he react? And how come Fran actually has a really peppy, perky personality! What the heck is going on here? ON HIATUS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Fran, Belphegor
Introduction by kopycat101 reviews
No one was ever really his friend. They were simply tolerate of him. Who'd want to be friends with Zacharias 'blunt-as-hell' Smith, anyways? Then Colin Creevey suddenly comes up and introduces himself, and Zacharias finds that he likes the enthusiastic boy's presence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Zacharias S., Colin C. - Complete
The New Era of Pirates by VasutaTheConqueror reviews
It has been 40 years since Luffy and the strawhats acquired one piece at raftel and has held the title ever since defeating all that tried to take the title from him. Now the crown is up for grabs once again and Jake has his eyes on the prize. Join him on his adventures of fun travels and intense battles while gaining new comrades along the way
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2013
One Piece: Rise of the Pirate Queen by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Story based off AyBenelli's:Luffy's Life. Join Luffy and Nami's daughter as she rises to power to try and take her dad's throne. There will be a lot of obstacles in her way, but with her nakama behind her, there's nothing she can't do. Set Sail! For a New Adventure with a New Generation of pirates! Read Luffy's Life
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 277,175 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - OC
The Quite Peckish Games: OH MY GOD, I'M CATCHING FIRE! by David Noklevername reviews
The sequel to the "hit" parody fic, 'The Quite Peckish Games! The story follows the Winner of the 74th Peckish Games as she does nothing, but is somehow loved by everyone. The Quarter Quail is also coming up, but it won't have any effect on the plot. It's not like she's going into the Arena a second time! That would be un-original and stupid. And this book is just amazing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2013
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
iNSaNiTY by Queen Eli reviews
They knew that they were immortal. What they didn't know was that it would come for a price. A price they had yet to pay. Rated for language, character death, violence, and possible smutting. Shounen-ai/yaoi. Some inconsistency with canon.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Luck G.
An Immortal Pain in the Ass by twirltheflag reviews
Kai Ying ran from her home in Xing for a reason; To avoid marriage. So when Ling, the 12th son of the Emperor of Xing, decides to take her home to secure her hand in marriage, she vows to give him hell. Rated for language and crude humor and may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Ling Y.
stars by accioyourheart reviews
The stars, the stars, the stars. She dreams of being one, someday. He sits by her side, in that small little field she loves, as she gazes at the stars with those sparkling eyes of hers. And he thinks she shines just like one. cato/clove one word prompt. 20th century/modern day au.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Cato, Clove
Dan's The Tale of Team 17 by Hotspot the 626th reviews
The ramifications of the Legendary Rokudaime Hokage's actions continue to echo even 12 years after. They shall help to shape, and define the lives of three aspiring young ninja in Konoha as they attempt to make their dreams reality. Naruto Next Generation Naruhina baby. Now under a new writer, and continued from the original Tale of Team 17. enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., OC
Finnick, the Prince of Hipsterville by nightlockberries reviews
A tale of dashing knights, fearsome dragons, evil giants, and glitter. Crackfic.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
At First Glance by Blizzard96 reviews
Oneshot. Homestuck characters are training for the Hunger Games and Karkat observes the competition. Just an idea that wouldn't leave me alone... T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
One Piece: A Whole Different Beginning by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Adopted from hollowboy6. Luffy wants to be the Pirate King, but waiting 10 years is long. After Sabo's death, Luffy sets out early to become a great pirate. But his first stop on the road to being a great pirate may bring him more than that...could it be love? I don't know, it's Luffy! Watch as he changes a certain event, saving one of his nakama for the better.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Fantasy Land- The 199th Hunger Games by DragonOfTheDarkMoon reviews
If you're hungry, you can always climb up that beanstalk and find a golden egg. Or you can go to that nice candy house, but risk getting captured by the witch. What about that mansion? Careful of the 3 "little" bears! Welcome to the 199th Hunger Games, where the fun never ends.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Other tributes
Espada Vacation by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Aizen has decided to take his dear Espada on a vacation! He plans on taking them on a cruise to the Bahamas! Lovely, isn't it? Oh, but almost nothing can be lovely when we deal with the Espada. The Bahamas will NEVER be the same again. Rated ES for Espada Style
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Szayelaporro G.
Thirteen Districts by Maysilee Survived reviews
Drabble 28, unnamed character from district 11. (better than it sounds) "There is no hesitation to what I do next. I whistle the notes little Rue used to sing, the ones she used to call us in from the orchard..." A series of drabbles about different characters. Organized by district. Please give it a try, it doesn't take very long to read just one chapter. I know you want to.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012
Len Kagamine's Diary by PaigePantalones reviews
Follow or creep on Len Kagamine as you follow his exciting and strangely magical life!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Len K.
Victory: 73 Tales of Triumph by chuckesleaze reviews
Before revolution ultimately conquered, 73 others faced adversity; and overcame. These are their stories. You decide how they end. OPEN.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
The Thieves of Ordia by FallingSunset reviews
SYOC still open! Steampunk AU. Ordia: a region full of marvelous inventions and booming with all sorts of Pokemon. Erin begins her journey in the industrious city of Ironstead. Soon she finds out that all is not right in Ordia as thieves have been showing up everywhere, stealing Legendary Pokemon and causing chaos to the world. Can Erin and defeat the league and the thieves?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012
Of Canadians and Doughnuts by Hungarian With a Frying Pan reviews
In which Alfred asks the age old question: Why do Canadians apologize for everything? Rated for slight I guess racism against Canadians?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Wonder by Ola Writes reviews
Fraulien Katniss was not like the rest in the world. She was different, but good different, Captain Peeta Mellark thought when he was all alone. Maybe he was in love with her after all. The only problem was wondering if she loved him back. Somewhat based off of the movie The Sound Of Music. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
OCS NEEDED by 0namakiza0 reviews
BUT WAIT...read info inside first! But I'm using everyone who reviews...somehow..for more info READ EVERYTHING! edit Nov28 Please read all three updates please! *update: STORY IS OUT GUYS. See ch. 4 for other details. still accepting OCs though!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012
Alone With You by WilderCapall reviews
Thor returns to Chimaera and finds Zagi barely holding onto life. He's already lost so much; he won't lose Zagi too. Alternate timeline. ZagixThor yaoi. Rating changed as of Chapter 3.
Jyu Oh Sei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011
Kaizoku! by Elle-Procrastinator reviews
The ever elusive One Piece is once again in hiding after the execution of the second Pirate King. Gathering up her own crew of misfits, Jackie and her nakama set out to have the ultimate adventure and accomplish their wildest dreams!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,027 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
The Moulin Rouge by Piplupper reviews
The Moulin Rouge! follows the musical and story of two lovers, Drew and May, who above all, believe in preserving their secret love in the midst of an environment hostile to such an affair.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
A Pessimistic Mind by kopycat101 reviews
Mars is a pessimistic bitch, which means she can't help but think the utter worse of everyone. Including one Lucas Diamond, Sinnoh's "savior" and the one who caused her world to spiral out of control. Maybe in the future, she'll go through the slow process of realizing that maybe he's not that bad; 'he's actually pretty bearable'. (Oneshot. Gave up making it multi-chap)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Mars, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
Gintama the Manga Battle by xNaraku No Hanax21 reviews
It's not what the title sounds like. It all started with a manga and ended up in one of the most AWESOMEST, EPIC, BATTLES OF THE CENTURIES! The Gintama cast decide to make their own manga, and Gintoki's won't be much of a surprise. OR WILL IT! SEE THE GINTAMA CASTS' OWN IDEAS OF THE PERFECT MANGA! FIND OUT AND REVIEW!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S.
Five Secrets of Ikebukuro's Dollars! by shanejayell reviews
The five secrets of the Dollars! Silly, drabble like segments.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Anri S., Erika K.
A Christmas Doll by WhiteOwl74 reviews
At a Christmas party, Marion the Banette thinks back on her first Chirstmas, with her first owner. One-shot. I don't own Pokemon. Merry Christmas everyone.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Banette/Juppeta - Complete
Meet The Beatles by Girlygeek43 reviews
In times of crisis England manages to find a glimpse of happiness in the form of 4 fab musicians. *This is based off of history and I do not own Hetalia or the Beatles*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain
Of Trenched Wars by kopycat101 reviews
It's World War One, and Arthur is joining his men in fighting the opposition, leading them as their Brigadier-General. He writes a letter home to his 'sister', describing trench warfare and the gritty environment of the trenches. He's frustrated at how terrible the conditions are, and is concerned for those that aren't like him. [Not AU, Oneshot]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
A Day in the Life of Penguin by Alice in Realityland reviews
What I imagine an average day for Penguin is.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - T. Law, Heart P., Penguin - Complete
An Unusual Occurrence by pingo1387 reviews
Thanks to a certain Yankee, England messes up another spell, causing him to switch bodies with a pirate from another universe. One-sided USUK, one-sided FrUK.
Crossover - One Piece & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Luffy, England/Britain - Complete
Little Bird by Leannamiko reviews
Family tradition gives one girl a chance of freedom, and an opportunity to escape the cruel path that has been planned for her. (First story, I am trying not to make this a Mary-Sue. Constructive criticism is welcome.) On Hold
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012
Tavros Needs A Hero by Soul of Hope reviews
What happens when has Tavros fallen and can't get up? Luckily he has life alert, but maybe not so lucky when you consider who is responding... T for swearing, and some boy smooching. GamTav. Sort of AU-ish?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Nonchalant by Antoinette Shakespeare reviews
Step one, disguise herself as a coat. Step two, make her way to the steering-wheel. Condition: Don't get caught. Easy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Doflamingo, Monet - Complete
One Wacky Holiday by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Christmas is about to get pretty crazy in 1997 Manhattan. Watch as Izaya and Namie become parents, Broadway and Brooklyn try to impress their girls, Masaomi and Mikado try to keep the Yellow Scarves from bothering people, and Elisa is embarrassed by Matt!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
Instant Husband by Rhaide AND Souichirou-chan reviews
To stop her untimely engagement with a ham boy, Kagura must find her Husband! Who do you think he is? For OkiKagu fans!Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama..
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Okita S., Kagura
Adventures of the Pirate Princess by XFangHeartX reviews
My fan-sequel to One Piece, starring Luffy and Nami's daughter, Monkey D. Belle! Read and review, and no flames or hate, please.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
ONE PIECE: STRAW HATS 2nd GENERATION by Chambers D. Samuel reviews
Twelve years after the separation of the SH crew along with their two children, Monkey D. Namika and Monkey D. Samuel, Monkey D. Namika sets off in hopes of seeing her family once again and to beat her father, Monkey D. Luffy, who is now the Pirate King.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012
Zoro's Metal Rods and Spheres by aishachase97 reviews
Poor Zoro had an accident... Along with many others from the Crew. I guess im making this a full fic... Haha... Please RxR
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Shave, Seneca by shalbores reviews
Once there came a time when the president of Panem, Coriolanus Snow, asked his gay beard (LITERAL TERMS) the biggest favor ever. ONE SHOT
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Pres. Snow, Seneca C. - Complete
Feliks Paints His House a Wicked Hipster Pink by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
...or "Oy Vey, Why a Pink House?". Crack fic, one-shot. Feliks paints his family's house pink at 4 in the morning, waking his entire family up, and embarrassing his older sister, Krysia! Rated T because it's set months before WWII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Poland - Complete
The Horizon Pirates Join the League of Gentlemen by sonic.last reviews
What happens when The Horizon Pirates run into some strange group of pirates that call themselves 'The League Of Gentlemen'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012
Panem Party Crashers by Brinnnicole reviews
Cato is new to the upper east side scene. An outsider in the tight knit group of rich children that occupied the small town of Panem. That is, until Gale Hawthorne brings him into the underground world of rich-kid party crashing. When Cato meets Clove he is automatically interested, enevn more so when he learns that she started the PPC. AU Clato & other pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Clove, Cato
In Want of a Wife by xGlass reviews
Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,073 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland
LEGEND OF THE HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR: AXIS by pielover3.14cherrypie reviews
The Axis Powers seek out the holy sword Excalibur! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Excalibur, N. Italy
The Love Story by ChorusoftheSong reviews
A beautiful and sexy princess/Mary Sue. A babelicious bum-smackingly hot prince. A trigger-happy bomber. In which a few of our favourite pirates star and crack up the entire story with their godly presence. Yeah, I don't really know anymore. Read on for crackiness, and possibly some not so suitable content. -wink wink- Rated T for suggestiveness and C for crackfic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Zoro
One Piece: The World's Strongest by Kenjo the Lord of Lightning reviews
This is the tale of a man who dreams of becoming the strongest pirate on the seas. Set about 100 years after the events of the show, but with no technological advances. You know, to keep it like the show. T for the usual One Piece stuff. Accepting OCs
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012
Originality Much? by WrittenWithPencils reviews
Happy cliche fanfic Hunger Games, and may the odds be never in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Musical Endeavors: The 23rd Hunger Games by SassySunshine reviews
24 tributes go into the arena, thinking they know how it all goes down. But a twist is thrown their way: either sing on the cue of a bell, or be taken out by the Gamemakers! Will anyone keep their sanity?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012
Revenge by SchalaSonII reviews
One-shot. Remember when Sengoku ate Garp's rice crackers? Now it's Garp's turn for some payback.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garp, Sengoku - Complete
Night Terrors by Iris Luna reviews
America has a nightmare, and England decides to tell him a bedtime story about a man in a blue box... No slash, young America. One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Dr Kureha's 10 Tips for Maintaining Youth and Beauty by Sarcasticles reviews
Ever wonder how Kureha's managed to keep her great looks even though she's 141 years old? Well, read and find out the secrets of youth.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kureha, Chopper - Complete
OnePieceStuck? by XXCaptainUsoppXX reviews
A restless yellowblood waits for his ancestor to whisk him away to a life of adventure. A sword-wielding greenblood is in hate. Straw Hats are trolls and what am I writing? Based on Syblatortue's Straw Hat troll designs.
Crossover - One Piece & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Panem's Victors by InsaneXBexX24 reviews
The Games are over and Jada Caldwell has returned home. She is counting down the days until she sees her lover and co-victor, Quaid Ethers, again. As she and her family are watching T.V, an upsetting announcement sends her mind in a complete spin. What is the announcement? And how will it effect the Tour? Sequel to Seventh Quarter Quell
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Alphabet, By Katniss, Peeta and Haymitch by Symptoms of Insanity reviews
The English alphabet is a confusing and, at times, perilous. Join the three victors of District 12 as they try to come up with an alphabet book that can be looked at for years to come. Mockingjay spoilers. Canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Little date? by Panda No Ashi reviews
Grell and Sebastian go on there first date. Granted Sebby had been forced into it. But just how will the night unfold? When Grell is kidnapped it is up to Sebastian to find and save him. But will he able to do it before Dawn? SHORT CHAPTERS! SEBXGRELL
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Secrets by ArabellaGwen reviews
It would be a public scandal if ever the secret were to get out: Tsarevich Pyotr Nikolaevich Romanov, heir to the great and bountiful Russian Empire, and Katerina Everdenska, humble housemaid to the Royal Family. - Written for the Day 3 (War) Prompt as part of Prompts in Panem on tumblr
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Ultimate Hetalia Inserts by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
The challenge is simple: get any anime, manga or movie out there in the world and add as much Hetalia crack to it while still keeping the original story intact. You want an insert? Send in a review! Anonymous reviews are available, so those without an account can still come into the fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,650 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
The Doctor is Real by Platinum Trickster reviews
England is invited over to Scotland's house. His boss forces him to go. What's worse? He has to miss the season finale of Doctor Who. Includes spoilers for 'The Angels Take Manhattan'.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland, 11th Doctor - Complete
Coffee and cigarettes by DawnAngel14 reviews
The charming cook and the adventurer archeologist's story told in 50 sentences. Some Sanji/Robin, some nakamaship, enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
Heaven by NicoleMP reviews
Hunger Games heaven right after Finnick's death. Finnick's POV. 7/100
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Finnick O., Other tributes
Pokémon Joke Stories by Aochider reviews
Random one-shots each chapter. I try to be funny. Chance of shipping - 20%. Chapter 5 summary - Cracky. Ash is walking with Pikachu and then finds a Bidoof. He attacks it and it evolves into Purge the fake one from YouTube , then Batman. I was not high.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012
Z Fighters: A New Generation Part 1 by Hotspot the 626th reviews
Republic City... A city filled with all sorts of amazing people, both good and bad. It's a world of anime characters, and five will be serve to protect the city from all its evil. And they will be trained by a great legend, Son Goku. Watch from the beginning as they train to become the next generation of Z Warriors! Opens with a bit of a history lecture, but next chapter it begins!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012
Another Meeting, Another Distraction by kopycat101 reviews
Another pointless meeting Belarus has to attend. Another waste of time. Well, that is, before her mind starts to wander...into Swiss territory. Then she starts getting these odd feelings and absurd thoughts about mister Trigger-happy. Belarus X Switzerland. First time writing either of them, so they may be OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Belarus, Switzerland - Complete
Black Order Academy by Casunny123 reviews
Allen enrolls in Black Order Boarding School after his father Mana's passing. There, Allen faces not only his but Kanda's dark past as well. But can their blossoming romance survive through the drama and tradegy? AU Bit OOC-ish. Pairings: YULLEN, Deinalee, Lucky
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,045 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Crown's, Frogs and Paychecks by TheMcgabster reviews
Bel and Fran get jobs...and lot's of them. Each chapter is a different job. Enjoy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Belphegor, Fran
Tomorrow Won't Be Kinder by M0cking-j4y reviews
Modern day New York with the Hunger Games character can be more alarming than the games themselves. MUCH BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Wrinkles and Diapers by UsagiGoRawr reviews
Letha Smith was living a small life on a small island, or at least she was supposed to be. Well that plan was shot, and all because of two pirates named Jewelry Bonney and Trafalgar Law. Yeah, thanks a lot guys. ...Can you turn me back to normal now, Bonney? Based on Howl's Moving Castle. Law/OC
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,949 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - T. Law
The Insanity Games by i-am-foxface reviews
Welcome, ladies and gentleman to the 75th annual hunger games! Of course since this is a quell, there will be a special twist. But, that's not all. This years tributes are a little bit crazy and seem set to male these games a comedy show!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Other tributes
Free Falling by Silent Wolf Singer reviews
Panem Capitol University: Dedicated foundations of the arts, sciences, and politics than any university in North America. Join Katniss and the gang as they enter the futuristic college life of Panem full with Drama, Humor, and downright crazy events.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Katniss E., Other tributes
The 50 States Of Mpreg by YoutubeGirl reviews
England got America pregnant 47 times. If you count the three sets of twins that equals 50 kids. How the heck did America and England not commit suicide yet? Have they and you even met their children? The Jones-Kirklands will always be crazy and proud.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 50,540 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - England/Britain, America
The Parody of the Hunger Games by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Katniss Everdeen is on her own against twenty three other tributes, but at least she has her talking backpack to keep her company. An all-around parody that explores Katniss's philosophical battle with murder, as well as the origin of Peeta's hilarious bakery themed name.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Amazing Amestris by ssadropout reviews
A.A. is a collection of stories about FMA characters other than Roy & Riza, who have their own collection, "A Mustang Miscellany," though they do feature in this chapter. Ch. 8 is a very short impression of how Mustang's team members might react to Hawkeye being captured.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kain F., Heymans B.
Official Fanfiction University of IAHF by FH14 reviews
Based off of Lily Winterwood's IAHF fic series. Fanbrat Katey Bartholomew-Strider is ecstatic when she is chosen to attend the OFU of IAHF. But what she doesn't know is that their timeline is doomed, and her favorite characters are just counting down...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,479 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011
Trouble With Kids by A. G. Moria reviews
The servants of the great Shadow Lord set off on an adventrue to save him from another devil fruit users power. Best summary I can give without giving much away by the way.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - G. Moria
Pivotal, Pivoting by Enzonia reviews
Everyone has a point where everything changed. This is about all the character you know, and when their life changed forever. Did you want to know why the Morphlings turned to their drugs? Or what Delly really feels inside? Or perhaps you want another character's perspective on an event, like Glimmer's view?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 27,508 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Other tributes, Wiress - Complete
STRONG(ER) WORLD by Hotspot the 626th reviews
East Blue in crisis? The news hits the Straw Hat Pirates along their journey. With their hometowns facing a pinch, Luffy and his friends put their adventures on hold and decide to head back to East Blue, when suddenly a mysterious flying pirate ship appears out of the sky. Now Nami's been kidnapped...but something's different. "DADDY!" "MIKA!" Looks like two newcomers are joining!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,097 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
17 Years Later by Repiece reviews
17 years ago, a new Pirate era began. 17 years ago, Monkey D. Luffy became the new King of the Pirates. 17 years ago, Monkey D. Luffy disappeared. Now, in search for his father, Monkey D. Ace sets off in the new Pirate Era! Character Suggestions!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,019 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011
Manners of Sex Ed by populardarling reviews
Effie Trinket decides to give Katniss and Peeta the Sex Talk. Katniss/Peeta, Effie/Haymitch
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Put the Anchor Down! by Silverle reviews
One dark night, Luffy asks Zoro to put the anchor down. Zoro just doesn't seem to understand the question. WARNING: Extreme Zoro stupidity.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Glass Roof in the Sky by Tanoshimi reviews
Mei is a college student who wants to escape from a life that holds no interest for her. When a new exchange student transfers to her university, she believes that she has finally found a person who can help her. NedTai
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Taiwan, Netherlands
After All These Years by XxShadowsCollideXx reviews
Law has just met up with Bonney, his childhood friend who helped him out when he needed it most. The only thing is, once she returns, he wants to be more than friends. Will they get together? Or will someone stand in the way to stop them?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - T. Law, J. Bonney
Xanxu's credit card by TheMcgabster reviews
Squalo hands over Xanxus's credit card to Bel and Fran, to go get food and crown cleaner. Now Bel and Fran find themselves with a stolen baby and the police hot on their trail. Strippers, jail, grand-theft auto is just the beggining of their quest.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Belphegor, Fran
Oh, Yes! by roo17 reviews
A parody and somewhat sequel of the other story 'Faster, Faster' Marco comes home to hear noises from his room. Again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ace, T. Law - Complete
Drinking Game by A. G. Moria reviews
Drinking games are fun but they're better when you have the Warlords playing them. Especially when someone makes the game a bit more interesting.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shichibukai - Complete
Next Piece by KeoMajor reviews
An O/C fanfic. Reimagining the One Piece world centuries into the future, similar to Avatar the Legend of Korra. Read, review, and enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012
Romerica and Juliet by Ayse-of-Hearts reviews
An epic Hetalia retelling of Shakespeare's famous tragic play; although the only thing in here that's tragic is the casts' utter disregard of the script.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
A Pirate's Life For Me by Key and Lock reviews
Russell is an aspiring pirate. He doesn't want to be King of the Pirates however, he just wants to have an adventure. And he is about to have the adventure of a lifetime. Accepting OCs.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,190 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
Seventh Quarter Quell by InsaneXBexX24 reviews
Katniss and Peeta's attempt at a rebellion failed. District 12 joins District 13 in defeat, making only 11 districts in Panem. 100 years later, the Games are still going. And with the newest Quarter Quell announcement, how deadly can the Games be this year?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,345 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Woes of a Single Father by thesheepishchild reviews
AU. Mihawk is a man feared by many. He is seen as strong to many, ruthless to some. But many don't know Mihawk is a single father with a young daughter and a newborn son. And right now he is losing his mind. drabbles with all three and more OP characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,720 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Zoro, Mihawk
Faster, Faster! by roo17 reviews
Marco and Law come home to hear some very interesting noises coming their bedroom.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Inevitabilis by Flurrin reviews
Katniss avoided making a contract to become a magical girl for years. Being magical makes you eligible for the Hunger Games, after all, and no one needs that extra stress. But when her sister nearly starves to death, she realizes she can't do it all on her own without a little help from the Capitol. Told in snippets. T for violence and character death. Mild Kat/Peeta. Spoilers!
Crossover - Hunger Games & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Prim E., Kyubey - Complete
Impromptu by kayak reviews
Sanji prepares lunch for his two favorite ladies when there is a change in plans.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Robin, Sanji - Complete
Handholding by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
You don't just let your enemy hold your hand for comfort.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,786 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - America, Russia
Interviews With Benefits by A. G. Moria reviews
Shanks' bored, drunk, and looking to cause people humiliation through live broadcasting. Marco's the poor guy who has to be put through this, but luckily for him he's drunk and won't notice a thing.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Shanks, Marco - Complete
The Darkness by Queen Eli reviews
The Sanctuary is under attack by a mysterious plague of creatures made entirely of darkness. Now the only ones who can protect the Sanctuary are the newest additions to the Sanctuary. Will they succeed, or will they be consumed by the darkness? Character death. Yaoi, mentioned past mpreg. Happens many years after The Brotherhood.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012
I Hate You by lisasficanon reviews
Effie occasionally does go on a date.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Straw hat Soccer by KeyofAce reviews
the strawhats decide to play a game of soccer which leads to an angry Zoro, a laughing Luffy and an embarressed Robin?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
Love Isn't Accidental by Starry Sky Tsuki and Tai-chan reviews
AU Yullen Allen is an arranged marriage with Tyki Mikk. Seriously? An arranged marriage at this day and age? Allen doesn't like Tyki either, but Tyki loves her. Will she escape his hornyness? Who'll become her modern prince charming?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Buenos Dias! by MickyStic reviews
After returning from a unforgetably hellish trip from Mexico, Trafalgar Law realizes how beautiful life is, and gives up on his asshole ways. And no, he wasn't being sarcastic, really he wasn't. And Eusstass Kidd is greatly disturbed by this sudden change in his attitude. Au/KiddxLaw
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Rolling in the Deep Blue Sea by Laughing on Purpose reviews
The Thousand Sunny was in a rather musical mood. The captain, Monkey D. Luffy, was singing Adele's hit track "Rolling in the Deep" for no apparent reason.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Straw Hats P., Shichibukai
Bloody Hell! I'm Lost! by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Arthur decides, for some reason, to jog to Oxford, where there's a world conference going on. He gets himself lost in Liverpool while listening to music on his new HTC phone. Parody of the new AT&T HTC phone commercial, where the guy gets lost in Rio Vista. Rated T for little!Gilbert's and Arthur's potty mouths, and Francis being Francis. Also features fem!Poland. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
1st Hunger Games Writing Challenge Oneshot Entry by Too.Obvious reviews
Written for LoveDrunkPunky's "Reviews and Readers for Hunger Games fanfics" forum Humor one-shot Contest./ This story starts in the middle of an arena in the middle of nowhere, with the camera on a rather... Sparkly... Individual. He starts out with a bit of attempted purple prose... And it all goes downhill from there.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Things I HG Character am Not Allowed To Do by TotalZayaGirl14 reviews
Formerly known as 'Things I Plutarch Heavensbee am Not Allowed To Do' Dr. Aurelius's life was always pretty busy with being a Psychiatrist and all, but it's about to get a heck of a lot busier! Join Katniss, Peeta, Finnick, and the rest of the gang to find out what exactly they are NOT allowed to do.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dr. Aurelius
The Horrors of Section Four by CinnaAndFinnickLiveInMyHeart reviews
What REALLY happens when Katniss and Finnick are stuck with the jabberjays. Warning-may be annoying.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
The 13 Ghosts of Stupid Chris Thorndyke by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
While on a trip to Beijing, Chris Thorndyke opens the Chest of Demons and unleashes the 13 most dangerous monsters in the world. Now Sir Idiot and his friends must travel and catch the demons. Parody of The 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
Demotional Promotion by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
Roy Mustang is all for being promoted. But what if he ends up being demoted continuously? And is everything as it seems? Rated T for Traumatizing Tragedy-for Roy anyway.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Roy M. - Complete
Bloodstained Hands by OdairYouAreFinnick reviews
The Thirteenth hunger games, a forgotten tale. 23 tributes whose names were lost amongst the bloodshed. Recolation is in order. Lets dive backwards in time, Back to the thirteenth hunger games. Watch again their laughs, their crys, their deaths. Let us remember the fallen. SYOT!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012
Lola by Thousnelda reviews
Not sure if it would be a song fic, but the story is based off of the Kinks song "Lola." to those who are curious or know the song: enjoy! Warning: contains mention of yoai and a cross-dressing France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Players of Destiny by Rizzz reviews
Monkey D. Luffy's simple wish to escape his grandfather's torments led to a hoaxed wedding with a stranger impersonating the bride! Simplicity turns to complexity when beholders of D are involved. Strings of destiny will be pulled along its players and becomes a quest to unravel a simple ploy that turns to complex sinister scheme. Strawhats Crew & Luffy/Nami. AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,108 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Luffy, Nami, Straw Hats P.
Talking by A. G. Moria reviews
A story reflecting a bit on the past of Auger and Laffitte and their heartache about home. No it's not Yaoi in any way!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lafitte, Van Auger - Complete
Dear authors by DawnAngel14 reviews
Series of letters adressed to the authors of fanfiction, from the OP characters. Read, enjoy and review! Suggestons are welcomed and appreciated!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
To Start Over by L.M. Yin Yang reviews
My first story please be kind! About my oc Guadalupe, and her older brothers Antonio and Damiano another oc . Human names used for Hetalia cast. Only ocs belong to me. ok I know this is late, but I'm putting this on hold for awhile sorry.
Crossover - One Piece & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Luffy
Director's Cut: Shanks' After Party by A. G. Moria reviews
This is after those two stepped out the back door once the first party was over for them. Rated T for some stuff. This story also has some characters belonging to Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin, but he requested for them.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - G. Moria, Shanks - Complete
Drunken Jokes by A. G. Moria reviews
A huge party, a huge amount of guest, and Shanks's last act cancels on him. What is a drunk man to do other than get the best drunk fool who can be funny while holding licker in his hand? Rated T to be sure and for some stuff.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - G. Moria, Shanks - Complete
Sitting for the Mob by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
The hilarious adventures of Roderich Edelstein and his girlfriend, Elizabeta Hedervary, with babysitting 12-year-old twins Maia and Ludwig, and 5-year-old Gilbert, the children of mobster Ivan Braginski. Rated T for Roderich being a pimp, and for Ivan being in the mob.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hungary
It Started With a Text by WinterLake25 reviews
Jing Mei had always been the smart, quiet girl in class and a bossy, energetic girl with her large extended family. What happens when her twin and her cousin dare her to prank text one of the most obnoxious boys in their school? TaiDen,fem!IceHong, more
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,237 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Denmark, Taiwan
Forever Everdeen by PeetaTucci reviews
What happens when 24 stars are locked in a house together? Send tributes stuff to help them "survive" Forever Everdeen!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
One Piece Prank Calls by A. G. Moria reviews
This is what happens when a certain Shichibukai, a certain doctor, and three little zombies drink too much and have a working phone. This is only for humor and only for pure humor alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - G. Moria, Straw Hats P., Shichibukai, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
APH Kids: Quest for the Holy Grail by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
AU. Roderich, Gilbert and Ludwig are three cousins who are charged by God with a sacred quest. Inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail, except it's a little bit different. Co-written by Musical Ninja.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010
How Cyrus Got His Groove Back by Flameboo reviews
Cyrus becomes a fry cook at a fast food chain called Fatty Burger. Through this he will find friendship, luchadores, lint, and maybe even love, but there seems to be something sinister lurking beneath the jolly, caloric exterior of Fatty Burger...and whatever it is, it isn't pretty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cyrus/Akagi, Cheryl/Momi - Complete
Terror and the East by ayumipants reviews
Cursed by a drunkard, the prince must learn the error of his ways. Who could love a monster? Could it be the dark haired beauty that lives in the village below? Find out! Read, or be cursed to wander the globe with an ugly mug. Parody of Beauty and the Beast. So much cocaine it borders on bath salts. Don't get zombified.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Russia, China
Through the many years and Marigolds by Queen Eli reviews
"Not many people knew of the turbulent beginning of the Genoard-Gandor family, but those who did still don't know how they managed to stay together." LuckxDallas focus, shounen-ai, yaoi, mpreg.
Baccano! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dallas G., Luck G.
50 Sentences: ZagixThor by WilderCapall reviews
It starts out as little more than physical comfort for emotional wounds – they've both lost companions, and Thor doesn't even want to think about propagating the new species – but it's not long before neither of them can pretend it's nothing more. 50 Sentences Challenge exploring Zagi and Thor's relationship. Genre varies. Rated for minor sexual themes.
Jyu Oh Sei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Supernova Family by YohoAruto reviews
There are laughter, shouting, fight, all the halabaloo. It's what families do! But we all have to wonder if this family can survive with eachothers? Just a regular Supernova Family.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,126 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - E. Kidd, Luffy
New King of the Grand Seas by Kari Ezumi reviews
It's been over a seven decades since the First Great Pirate King took control of the seas; a little over a century, it was the Second Pirate King's turn. Now, time for the fourth king—or should I say Queen—to take the "throne". OCs accepted. More inside.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011
Heal It! by sunshineandmoonlight reviews
A crossover with multiple anime/mangas. The worlds of One Piece, D. Gray Man, xxxHolic, Fairy Tail, and Fullmetal Alchemist come together! The worlds are unbalanced by Fei Wong Reed and are needed to be fixed. Although once broken can never be completely fixed. Yuko will try to do that with the help of some other individuals. IS BEING REVISED!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Brunch, Not Lunch! by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Austria invites Switzerland over for brunch. What is Austria going to do when Switzerland decides to leave earlier than expected?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Austria, Switzerland - Complete
Questioned by A. G. Moria reviews
A normal conversation turns into the Shadow Lord's worst nightmare. Though the person who asked him in the first place is to blame.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2012 - G. Moria, Perona - Complete
To Play by Resident Fruit Knife reviews
Japan was desperate. Strange for a nation now rising as a super power, but finally the 7000 year old war had caught up to him. His people were dying and thus, he made a plea with the rest of the nations. Save his people.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,390 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Allen Walker, England/Britain
Xylophones and EpiPens by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. While searching for a xylophone at Wal-Mart, Canada has an allergic reaction to a free food sample. Let's see if America can figure out how to use a EpiPen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
An Island Without Bosses by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
After a plane crash, Germany, Italy, Japan, England, Netherlands, France, and a few others, are left on a deserted island. Will the nations be able to work together to keep a signal fire going? Or will they all just go insane?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Germany, England/Britain
The Adventures of Buttercup by FelineElegance reviews
Have you ever wondered what Prim's cat; Buttercup did during all of the books? Well follow Buttercup while he roams around District 12 causing trouble and trying to be a normal cat. Wait...we are talking about Buttercup here..and he Is No Ordinary Cat!:3
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Buttercup
A Day At The Office by Eesa reviews
Kid tries to file some taxes, and control his temper. Follow up to "Like a Boss"
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Nyan Power by Cloud Piece reviews
Lucci discovers the seventh power, Nyan Cat. Dear god, save us. Includes a pop-tart cat pooping rainbows across the sky. Duh.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Lucci, CP9 - Complete
Finnick Odair: Zumba Instructor by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
With LMAFO blasting in the background and Finnick showing off his moves with a strategically tied fishing net around his hips, he will whip the rebels into shape in no time! :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Finnick O. - Complete
On the Tip of my Tongue by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Fluffy Wiress and Beetee oneshot! Wiress knows what she wants, but Beetee still somehow manages to distract her. In the end, Wiress gets what she wants and an unexpected surprise.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
Gakuen Happy Time! by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. One-shot. The Allies and the Axis throw a dorm party in Alfred's dorm one night. Based off a Cheetos commercial. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - America, Germany - Complete
Dreams Do Come True by SuicunesRibbonButt reviews
Steven Stone and his friend Wallace make great strives in construction.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri - Complete
Spacelight by FaziFasea reviews
Rosemary Twilight parody, I'm so sorry.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Kanaya M., Rose L.
One Piece: RotPQ Movie Nakama Forever! by Hotspot the 626th reviews
The World Govt. has decreed that "Demon" Island is too dangerous for its own people's safety, yet the Hurricane crew can't let their new friends fall to the Marine's Ultimate Plan. Meanwhile, another group hopes to rise from the ashes and rule the world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012
IAHF: EAST SIDE OTAKU by Kikkoman-Writes reviews
Inspired by Lily Winterwood's IAHF series, this new interpretation of a famous musical brings together Star-Crossed Lovers and a random mix of all things otaku, ranging from mangled Japanese to closet cosplay. We welcome you to the theater.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - England/Britain, America
Prison Visit by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. When France is locked up in an American prison Spain comes for a visit. Let's see if the Frenchman can get the Spaniard to bail him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/30/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
Pillow Wall by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Switzerland lets Austria spend the night at his house.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Switzerland, Austria - Complete
Cultural MindFuck by Icefrosty reviews
A series of short stories depicting various scenarios in which cultural facts of the APH countries are revealed!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
The Rebellion by LilyLupinSnape reviews
President Snow bans alcohol so Haymitch sets out to rebel against the Capitol and kill Snow, along with Katness, Peeta, and others. Parody of Catching Fire and Mockingjay, sort of AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
The Exorcist Club by Kotohime Haku reviews
Black Order High, a school where the rich and commoner mingle. As an active student, Allen Walker decides to join a club, and that club is...a helping club...?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Allen Walker
We Are Young by KatsumiRose24 reviews
What will happen when Bonney has to go to a new school, and she meets Law? Will feelings spark or will she just ignore them? Her feelings could be dangerous for both of them. This is an AU fanfic, characters may be a bit OOC at times. Rating may change. (As of now, this is discontinued)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - T. Law, J. Bonney
A Night Full of Ticking by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Romano can't sleep in a room with an annoying clock that has an annoying loud tick.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We Got Married by LowBreeze reviews
A show, that's all they want…but it's a Game we'll get. Peeta and I, we are the faces of the Capitol's new show, President Snow's new Game. Catching Fire, with a twist.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Midnight Adventure by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A FACE story. When the children sneak out for a midnight adventure, Mommy and Daddy are forced to team up to find them. Finally Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Sealand's Strange Dream by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Sealand has a strange dream that's very similar to a certain story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
The Youth of Hoenn Chapter 1 by Jade Perilous reviews
Janie, a girl with big dreams that will never come true or so she thinks , and Elite Four Sidney are both searching for a life long companion. Will they find one?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sidney/Kagetsu, Mightyena/Guraena
The British Literature Exam by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. England has to leave his students to find out why America didn't show up for the final exam. This allows Sealand to get his test answers from Latvia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Complaints On Pink Index Cards by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. The allies try something new to get some work down. It fails.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's All To Make a Friendship by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Belgium gets an insane plan to separate the distance between Netherlands and Spain. Poor Romano. It's a shame that this friendship takes a fake relationship to happen. Well, maybe it doesn't have to be fake.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano
Waiting Line by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Canada really has to go to the bathroom, but he's afraid that Cuba won't recognize him when he comes back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
drabble collection by Yumiko Kazumi reviews
as the name says it's a collection of a lot of popular and maybe unpopular couples... 2.ShanksXBuggy 3.SmokerXAce 4.AoikijiXRobin 5.SmokerXAce & MarcoXAce 6.MarcoXace... characters belong to Oda... sadly -.-
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ace, Smoker
Little Red Riding Micronation by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A Little Red Riding Hood Parody staring Sealand. Finally Complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sealand, Spain - Complete
The Hero And The Leading Lady by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America and Belarus are stuck in some elevator together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - America, Belarus - Complete
Matthew's New Pen Pal by novemberskie reviews
When Matthew gets a pen pal for English class, and he speaks French, he's elated. However, when said pen pal comes to the US, he's not exactly who Matthew thought he'd be. /Spin off of Alfred's New Pen Pal\ Rated T just to be safe. PruCan, slight FreCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Canada, France
The Madness of Ms Odair by scoobygal reviews
What we all wish would have happened to the Odair couple. Inspired by the How it Should Have Ended videos. Spoilers Kinda to Mockingjay, Canon with AU outcome, One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Phantom of the Opera Parody by Vixin2 reviews
A parody of Phantom, instead of Christine there's Madeline,who perhaps is the the only sane and normal person in the entire Opera hourse,and actually questions the so called Angel of Music,while Raoul is'nt bashed as much as he usually is in other stories
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
The Germany Kyle Show by KingKenny'sButler reviews
Germany has his own show. Italy and others are in it too. It like the Jeremy Kyle show but Hetalia style. Contains mad countries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Happy Friendship Fun time by SuperKamiGuru 1 reviews
We all know 4kids has destroyed all types of animes One Piece Dragonball Z But what if they had gotten their horrible anime destroying hands on Hetalia? read this story to find out Reviews and Suggestions allowed no flames constructive critism ok
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain
Maple and The Beast by Dreamless-Eternity reviews
What happens when Canada is forced to watch Beauty and the Beast with Russia? He has dreams. Hilarity ensues. Note: Lots of pairings are hinted, but no one explicitly. except maybe France and England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Canada, Russia
Marine Guide to Pirates, Pillows and all that Jazz by breadbutterpudding reviews
The most logical thing to do when figuring out how pirates become so famous is of course to become a pirate yourself. Lieutenant Noh isn't quite sure though. Submit OC by PM
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011
10 Songs by rainyRay reviews
10 little drabbles for 10 songs. RusFemPrus. Rated for blood and murder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
A Day at the Circus by dreamt-of reviews
just a little bit of fluff about a 4 year old Robert Fischer Jr. at the circus with our favorite dream team. It's not meant to be taken seriously, and I own none of these charming characters. No ships unless you squint hard...
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - D. Cobb, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
Like a Boss by Eesa reviews
Joe wants coffee, Marie wants a husband. Stein smoking, and Spirit talking about woman's anatomy. No one can complain when Death reaper-chops a few of them to stay sane. Plus, he really wants some cinnamon buns.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Franken Stein - Complete
A Day in the Life by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
President Snow is a horrible human being. What would a day in his life look like? Moreover, what would his LAST day look like? Someone in District Twelve knows the answer...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Pres. Snow
Mavis' Spatula by Lorelai.lilith reviews
A parody fic of a Spongebob episode. Can Lisanna prove to Mavis that she is fit to be her fry cook? Also, Makarov makes a huge bet!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Lisanna S., Mavis V. - Complete
31 Days of Madness by GaolerWench reviews
Thirty-one days of humor, embarassment, and a nice sprinkling of gone-awry romance for our dear countries. One day, Italy wants a baby, then Greece's cat goes insane... Who knows what will happen next! Hints of yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - America, N. Italy
Hetalia University by DidiTwitches reviews
Welcome commonwealths, territories, islands, and other tracts of land! Enroll to the new school just for you, Hetalia University. More information inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011
Ramen King Noodle House by Elle-Procrastinator reviews
It's Sabo's birthday, and so he, Ace and Luffy go out to celebrate. At the Ramen King Noodle House. ONESHOT
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sabo - Complete
NarinLAW by MeanderCat reviews
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but he's hot, hot. So hot! You know what, you know what, you know what, what I mean, mean" LawxOC/2nd-person-view-I-made-it-ambiguous-on-purpose. AKA, I didn't want to decide. Based off "NarinA" by Block B.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - T. Law - Complete
Rule This Way by TimX7 reviews
President Snow sings a song parody to show that he's not evil... He just rules this way.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E. - Complete
Lucy Meets the Strangler by Sovereign64 reviews
Lucy has accidentally provoked Flare Corona and she's now in trouble. Can she find a bodyguard to protect her? ONESHOT
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Lucy H., Flare C. - Complete
Take a Hint by Random person number 8 reviews
Yeah, St Pattys day, the shirts that say 'Kiss me I'm Irsish' aprons that say 'Kiss the cook', and my obsession with Soul X Maka, can creat funny Crap. Please do read.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Say That You Love Me! by Spoonkitty reviews
Grell is desperate to earn Sebastian's love and attention. But what exactly will the lovesick reaper do...? A humorous poem made by myself.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
I Was a Teenage Plue by Lorelai.lilith reviews
A parody fic of a Spongebob episode. What chaos follows when Cana forgets to watch Lucy's pet for the weekend? Also, Virgo doesn't make much of a good doctor!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cana A., Lucy H. - Complete
Shizuo's Fight: Rap VS Izaya by Air-Siren reviews
Time after time, Izaya manages to evade Shizuo and escape. While think of a strategy, Shizuo decides to take a unique approach on fighting Izaya. Includes a special combatant Read and Review.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shizuo H. - Complete
The Odd Predicament by Clumsy0132 reviews
Do to the condition of the Revolutionary Army, Dragon has been forced to ask the help of pirates, if they are willing? The Straw Hats, Heart, and Kidd pirates are forced to stay on one ship together, can they get along? LawXOC or KiddXOC who will it be?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - T. Law, E. Kidd
The Adventures of Three Insane Triplets: Rachele by rainyRay reviews
So, here we are, the many adventures with Rachele, Ungarn, her siblings and friends, and of course all her favorite anime characters! Ebony and Ivory are /so/ jealous they haven't had their stories published yet! Hetalia, OHSHC, YYH, YGO, other animes.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012
Teenagers Scare Me! by rainyRay reviews
Teenagers really do scare those poor police men. Delinquent!AU; Slight UsUk; Yaoi and Yuri. Song-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In a Different World by superattackpea reviews
In a different world, everyone was different. Pokemon Trainer Molly Hooper prepares for the league. Now only if her team would stop bickering...one-shot. Trainer!Molly, Pokemon!Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft, Donovan, and Anderson.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Serperior /Jaroda, Sherlock H. - Complete
You should've thought twice by ToastedBacon reviews
Chun Yian comes back from vacation only to discover the love of her life, Alfred isn't so faithful. And she doesn't take it as well as she thought. ChFem!China/Fem!Russia cat fight. Based off Adult swim show delocated. Hints of Fem!Russia x Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - China, America
Speed Dating by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
America talks England into going Speed Dating. England reluctantly agrees which is surprising in itself, but the surprise he gets once his there is just a little bit bigger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Toxic Tears by rainyRay reviews
PrussiaxNyo!Russia; Highschool Au; Anya is ready to take her life and her boyfriend Gilbert isn't about to let her do such a thing. But will he really make it in time before she is lost and he can't tell her he loves her? Mentions of sex, near suicide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Lake Ponchartrain by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
In which Gilbert recalls a roadtrip he had taken with Spain and France that, needless to say, did not end well. He would never be able to look an American crawfish in the eye again. Idea based on Ludo's "Lake Ponchartrain".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Prussia, France - Complete
Regular Ordinary Berwald Meal Time by sweetsnow73 reviews
A slight parody of the cooking instructional videos called 'Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time'. Peter wants his PaPa Berwald to teach him to cook something, little does he know just what he's about to witness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sweden, Sealand - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors: by Sunnflash reviews
Time to send some angry letters to some Fanfiction Authors! See how the crew respond to those terrible Fanfics. Rated T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012
handtinted faces of history by CrookedSpoon reviews
Kazura is trying to find meaning in a photograph. Set after episode 5.
Night Raid 1931/閃光のナイトレイド - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Kazura I., Aoi M. - Complete
Tomoe's Head by Roxius reviews
Alone in a subway car, Madoka has a conversation with Tomoe's living head, and then other things happen. CRACK. Please R & R!
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Madoka K., Mami T. - Complete
NEPETA LEIJON UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
*Invisible hoots and hollers in joy at making this manual*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Nepeta L. - Complete
White Fleur by Cloud Piece reviews
Robin's hat loves Robin, but does Robin love it back? One-sided Robin x White Stetson, ZoroxRobin, Purple Stetson bashing. CRACK PAIRING.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Robin - Complete
Glimmers secret weapon by i-am-foxface reviews
in the books we see that Glimmer isn't very good with a bow so how will she survive when she meets Thresh in the field?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Glimmer, Thresh
The Retelling of Pokemon Colosseum by bobandbill reviews
My retake on the game Pokemon Colosseum, with all things 'explained' and in the form of a comedy. Why DID Wes blow up Team Snagem's base? How would people really react if you stole their Pokemon? What's with Miror B's hair anyway? Read to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,566 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Wes/Leo, Rui/Mirei - Complete
It Suits You by OrbEater reviews
Stein would like a second opinion on his new look.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
What Tyki Being Arrested Led To by reader713 reviews
Allen is sick at home when Lenalee decides to visit with her friends. While visiting, Allen's uncle Tyki breaks in. Now Allen needs a place to stay. Good luck Allen! And good luck Kanda with dealing with Allen's relatives!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Jellybeans by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America has the Baltics come up with the newest Jelly Belly flavor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, Lithuania - Complete
Chocolate and Rude Customers by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Belgium spent her Valentine's Day working in a chocolate shop, while Romano spent his avoiding Spain. What happens when they met up in a bar?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Belgium, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Our Piece by hendie reviews
A submit OCs story: The world has been on the brink of turmoil ever since the dissapearance of Monkey D. Luffy, the King of the Pirates, and his crew. Out of the chaos of the world-wide power stuggle emerges a rookie pirate crew in search of their dreams.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
When I get Home My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
AU Alfred's housewife is really, really strange. Americaxfem!China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, China - Complete
Jolly Oaks by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America tries to put England into a nursing home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
From Parent Conferences To Dinner Dates by MewStar0013 reviews
Ace never suspected this. Really, he thought today would be normal. He thought he would only have to pick up his little brother from getting in trouble with school. But now he's caught the eye of his brother's teacher. Suffice to say, he doesn't mind. R&R
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ace, Smoker
Making Crepes by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. France teaches America and England how to make crepes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Demanded Jewelry by thesheepishchild reviews
Jewelry Bonney,a supernova,a model pirate,a devil fruit user,and a glutton. Many sees her as one of those labels, but few know the small child that originated from South Blue, who holds both birth and death in her body. The child that everyone desired.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - J. Bonney
The Vocaloid Life Is Average by Sakagami Hina reviews
A collection of short Vocaloid stories based on stories from the website MyLifeIsAverage. Feel free to suggest a story or pairing! Rated T for conclusions I'm sure you're all jumping to.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 20,115 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010
Money Can't Buy Everything by penguinwholikesfire reviews
Alfred is a billionaire who has more then enough money..but doesn't get the thing he truly wants. At a charity event he unknowingly bids on a Briton, and keeps him because of the amount he used just to get him. 2muchmoney!America w/ homeless!England USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,805 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Where's Ireland! by Little Bookwyrm reviews
A oneshot fanfic that my sister wrote for her English class, telling about the hilarious and comedic relationships of the United Kingdom house. Rated T for language and "content".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Just A Smug Relationship by TheLady262 reviews
Just Kyoko messing around with Karkat. CROSSOVER.
Crossover - Homestuck & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Karkat V., Kyoko S. - Complete
You Too Can Be A Magical Girl! by merlyn2 reviews
Kyubey tries the infomercial route for recruiting magical girls. Sillyfic.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Kyubey, Homura A. - Complete
Pieces of my mind by Miyu Hinamori reviews
Previously called 'Mother's Haki', I present to you a collection of drabbles! Drabble 2: Good and Bad.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011
Tanaka's Journal by mooselecki reviews
Tanaka's thoughts and views of the day. Crackfic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Tanaka
The Growth of Japan by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Parody of The Lion King. Can China raise Japan and help him lead a powerful life as a nation? Or will Russia have his way and become one with China. And will Japan be lead astray when he meets the Italy brothers? Only one way to find out. Click to read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Japan, China - Complete
There Are No Words by your-face-the-granola-bar reviews
No words can describe this...It's just a really short one-shot about Rue's *real* death, involving many musical appearances! It's 2 AM. I'm sleep-deprived. I apologize in advance. I blame society. :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
Who raped YOU? by 0Alykinze0 reviews
Ciel has been acting very strange lately, and Sebastian needs to get to the bottom of his master's absurd behavior. MAJOR crackfic, have fun. Rated T for language, and hints of...stuff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
With Brothers Like These by Catching Tomorrow reviews
The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,416 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland
Cycle by Kuro-Cha'Nay'Nay reviews
Izaya gets his period.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
To Go Or Not To Go by napalminthemorning reviews
Eames is bathing. Arthur needs to pee. The gang is watching Arthur very closely. And there's only one bathroom in the warehouse. Warning: Major nonsense ahead.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Let's go to the Maury Show! by YakuzaCupcake reviews
Kaito wants to reveal to the world that Gakupo has been cheating on him. But where could they go to do that? The Maury Show of course! Will there ever be a chance for the two singers to be together again? Kaito x Gakupo. Contains OOC, Randomness
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kaito S., Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
Tales Behind the Ways by iTorchic reviews
You've read '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ' but what are some of the stories behind the ways? How did Edward manage to get a stampede of cows into HQ? Who actually invented Halloween? Whatever happened to that therapist? Find out here! Rated T
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Luffy Shouldn't Be In Wonderland by MeanderCat reviews
He really shouldn't. And neither should the rest of the One Piece cast. Look at this mess: BuggyDoor, ZoroBunny, the list goes on...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,542 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Gemini by BurningtoAshes reviews
When Lovino asked his brother to switch places with him, he wasn't expecting to have to deal with a perverted frog, an idiot Spaniard, and an unstable albino. For Feliciano, however, his blond roommate is just an added perk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,306 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Owner's Guide and Manual: Ronald Knox by Firemockingjay reviews
Owner's Guide and Manual for your own lawnmower riding Shinigami, Ronald Knox. Rated T just to be safe because this mentions alcohol. First manual so rate and review please! Ronald Knox belongs to Kuroshitsuji and Yana Toboso.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ronald K. - Complete
The Magical Misadventures of Alfred F Jones by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
Eleven years ago, a young baby managed to defeat the Dark Wizard Russia and survived with just a star shaped scar on his forehead; a retelling of Harry Potter with Hetalia characters. De-anon from Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America
One Piece: How fast can I sum it up? by Ascaisil reviews
How fast can I sum it up? Um...maybe 5 minutes? I guess it depends on how fast you read. It took a little more then an hour to write so there is that. Anyway, I summed up all of One Piece...ALL of it. :P
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012
Babysitting by Still Shots reviews
Mathias was forced to give his godson, Peter "The Talk" while babysitting him, due to unexpected...circumstances. /AU,OneShot, implied SuFin and DenNor, Some awkward moments and mentions of Arthur's cooking./
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sealand, Denmark - Complete
Will and the Eggbeater by Starship Artisan reviews
Oneshot- Takes place after episode 18. William was serious when he said that he would demote Grell, but he certainly wasn't expecting this. No pairings.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
One Thousand Years Through Fairyland by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
The vaguely coherent, not-quite love story of a man, his not-wife, and their strange friends. A series of drabbles. Mostly onesided SuFin, eventual onesided DenSu, probably other minor pairings, both slash and het.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Finland, Sweden
Roy's Theme Song by LeFay Strent reviews
What does Roy sing when he's bored?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
Hetalia World Academy by ForeverHoneyBee reviews
DISCONTINUED. sorry guys read the notice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Mustache Madness Syndrome by immortalGoldfish reviews
She HATED it. That stupid worm growing on his lip. and she would do ANYTHING to get rid of it, even if it drove her insane. Roy x Riza x mustache oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Directions & Instructions by thesheepishchild reviews
The crew learns that Zoro fails not only in directions, but also with instructions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
A Rainy Day by yaoisaveslives reviews
What happens when a storm knocks out the Black Butler crew's power? Mayhem. Itty bitty tiny drabble.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
No Bowling Alley Is Big Enough by Kimiko Nishimura reviews
What happens when Nami takes the Straw Hat Pirates to a bowling alley? The title says it all. Oh dear, Nami has her hands full…of…money? What? Just a crazy oneshot that I felt like writing before I forgot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
The Buttcracker and the Sugar Fig Perry by nekked reviews
The worst rendition of The Nutcracker story you will ever read. Prompt! from Yasaonna-chan. — Luffy/Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Mistletoe by rsh13 reviews
Grell hangs up mistletoe over the shinigamis' work space. Grelliam.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
A One Piece Christmas Carol by Hotspot the 626th reviews
My own rendition of A Christmas Carol with all our favorite One Piece characters w/ many OCs from my main One Piece: RotPQ. The holiday is fast approaching, but Queen Nami is such a scrooge. Will a visit from four ghost help her? Implied LuNa. Merry Xmas!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Unlicht by Peaches of History reviews
Hoenn's finest trainers - the Elite Four and the Champion - agree to take on five trainers as their pupils, as part of a multi-regional competition. These five elite trainers, however, discover that they may have bitten off a bit more than they can chew.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sidney/Kagetsu, Wallace/Mikuri
Head Lice by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. England loses a bet and is forced to wash France's hair. Rated T because France is in it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Phantomhive Bride by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
Because every time he said, "Yes, my Lord," what he meant was, "I love you". A story of pirates and princesses, and swashbuckling swordfighting, a story of true love conquering all. This is the parody of The Princess Bride, Kuroshitsuji style!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,826 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Hooker Boots by Delicate Ice Lilly reviews
Okay so maybe Ciel might have peeked... and seen the shoes too pure crack
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Of IKEA Glasses and Hot Tubs by Soumi-chan reviews
The Nordics share some childish antics while in the hot tub!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Denmark, Iceland - Complete
universal truths by wordbends reviews
There was just no escaping Bro Nights. — College AU; Mihawk, Doflamingo, Crocodile.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Mihawk, Doflamingo - Complete
Analyzing Mothy by HatOfNiceness reviews
The Vocaloids take a shot at analyzing mothy's Seven Deadly Sins series. Warning: Contains spoilers for almost every single one of them, and some of the Clockwork Lullabye series. Will also probably not be funny if you haven't watched both of them.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011
Coffee by Butterfly Harvester reviews
William just wanted one cup of coffee. How hard is it to get that?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/6/2011 - William S. - Complete
Espada Randomness! by ZEREF reviews
Another fanfic in my 'Randomness' series, this one will make you see a different side of the Espada which you never thought existed. The random side. If you knew that the Espada had a random side, then...just read it. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011
and then the world exploded by wordbends reviews
Lee discovers STDs. — Lee, Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009
The Wonderful Dinner by Ciel Trancy reviews
One day in the Phantomhive Manor...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Ciel P., Tanaka
Therapy by 347-Flavors reviews
Oneshot, Sebastian/Grell. Enjoy C:
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Madame Hart's Charm School: F T B Y C by X-Account No Longer In Use-X reviews
Welcome to Madame Hart's Charm School: For The Blossoming Young Coordinators! OC Submissions are over! Still wondering what this is about? Just read the Introduction Page! Please enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
The Nation of Oz by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A Wizard of Oz parody staring Liechtenstein. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
The Official Academy of Ouran Fanfiction by MightySwordPen reviews
Badfic has taken over the Ouran High School Host Club fandom and the characters are finally taking matters into their own hands! At OAOF, fanbrats will learn to write good OHSHC fanfiction, even if it kills them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
BMW by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. This is what happens when you try to rent a BMW in California.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
A Funny Thing by xTsukiakari reviews
So the mysterious Nico Robin has missed dinner once again, which typically is nothing out of the ordinary. However, what happens once she is personally brought her own plate is certainly anything but the usual. SanjixRobin
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
The Sappy Romcom That Is My Life: Freshman Year by rainyRay reviews
'Have you ever felt like your life was a sappy romcom? Because that's basically what my entire 4 years of high school were. A sappy romcom.'Gilbert is in High School and he doesn't plan on ever finding love. What will he do when he does? RusPrus & others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Prussia, Russia
Five Loaves of Bread: Capitol Pastries by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
The only person who wins the Hunger Games is Snow, and you know it. You gave up happy when you kept playing Snow's games.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Firework by DawnAngel14 reviews
The Straw Hats produce a firework show. Watching it, Robin reflects upon how ephemeral life is. Sanji/Robin, can be interpreted as nakamaship if you want too!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Robin, Sanji - Complete
Neightbours by DawnAngel14 reviews
AU in which Robin moves into a new appartment and meets some strange neightbours. "Luffy engaged, Usopp and the marimo dating... I feel like... I'm going to die alone." "You won't die alone, cook-san." Sanji/Robin, some hints of ZoNa, LuVi and UsoKa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Robin, Sanji
A Liars World by anondabunny reviews
Izaya has been planning to leave Tokyo, and Shinra sends Shizuo to investigate. An arranged marriage, murder and suicide. These are the things that await him when he comes face-to-face with the Orihara family. Shizaya and Non-Canon characters.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Kaizoku No Ko! by iKawaiiPandda reviews
What if I said that certain new pirate king and his favorite green haired swordsman had a kid, and that the kid has never experienced a real adventure before? Come read and find out the story of the new pirate king's kid! appearance of Sabo! ZoLu and OC
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Luffy, Zoro
Yo Ho Ho and a Can of Whoopass by pyrrhicvictoly reviews
Katsura has gone missing, and now Gintoki must embark on an epic adventure to save him! Or at least that was what the script said, but then space pirates burned it and hijacked the plot. Sexy pirate chicks, ahoy!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S.
barely legal by smartalker reviews
Okita puts Kagura up for prostitution, and Shinpachi bullies Gintoki into doing something about it.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kagura, Okita S. - Complete
A Switch In Place by Elielephant reviews
It was a calm day in Death city, until Lord Death heard news that Kid was fighting Justin, and when he went to his son's rescue, he got an unpleasant surprise.
Crossover - One Piece & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2011 - E. Kidd, Death The Kid - Complete
Durarara Thanksgiving by KyoSoujiro reviews
The cast of Durarara enjoy Thanksgiving.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Days from Hell by Lanky Nathan reviews
Yeah, Just a bad day for swordsman boy. Occasional swearingONESHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
OOH MISTER IVAN by Syriiak reviews
A fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Russia, Canada
Matthew Williams VS The World by godscousininlaw reviews
Matthew Williams's life is so awesome. He's in a rock band, "between jobs," and dating a cute high school girl. Everything's great until a girl, Amelia Jones, walks into his life with some major baggage. Now he has to defeat her 7 evil exes to date her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Canada, America
The Misadventures of Ireland by Girlygeek43 reviews
Ireland has joined the world powers and is eager to get along at World Academy W. As well as outside of the Academy. Yet, when France starts to eye her it seems that France finds a very though nut to crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Osaka, France
Dancing Queen by xGlass reviews
Finland comes home early to find something he didn't expect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Yellow's Blog of Yay by kirby163 reviews
The blog of a Pichu. Today's topics: Blogs, eloquence, and colours
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Pichu, Swellow/Ohsubame
Pure Metal by Pyromaanii reviews
Highschool fic/AU... Berwald and Mathias decide to form a 'huge-ass-metal band' In Mathias' terms , that consists of half of the foreigner metalhead students at their school. Getting the band together was easy, but what about getting famous?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sweden, Denmark
The Lives We Live: Smiles To Go Before I Weep by Queen Eli reviews
"He makes me smile..." Elmer comes back 90 years after he got Ladd and Huey together to see the results of his work. To say the least, he's surprised. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai, mentioned mpreg.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: I'll Hope For A Daughter by Queen Eli reviews
"It was then that Ladd decides that he wants a daughter." Of all the things in the world he could have, all Ladd wanted was a baby girl. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai, mentioned mpreg.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: The Things We Wish For by Queen Eli reviews
"Ladd is very happy, but Huey's not quite sure how to feel yet." Huey and Ladd experience a miracle. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai, mpreg.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: Grandfatherhood by Queen Eli reviews
"Do things change, now that we're grandparents?" After Claire and Chane's first child is born, Ladd and Huey ponder important subjects. LaddxHuey, mentioned ClairexChane, yaoi/shounen-ai.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: Days We Dream Of by Queen Eli reviews
"They've been dreaming of this day for 80 years, and now that it's really happening, Ladd doesn't know how to feel." Finally, Ladd and Huey can get married. Set after New York legalized same-sex marriage. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: A Ring To Keep You by Queen Eli reviews
"Every year, Ladd buys a bouquet of roses for Huey on Valentine's day; one year, he brings him something else with it." Ladd decides to surprise Huey this year. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: Elixir of Immortality by Queen Eli reviews
"There were two things Huey couldn't bear to lose, Ladd and Chane. And maybe three, if you count Claire." Huey decides it's time to share his secret. LaddxHuey, mentioned ClairexChane, yaoi/shounen-ai.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
The Lives We Live: Realizations by Queen Eli reviews
"The first time Huey realizes that Ladd means what he says is when he buys him that watch." Huey finally realizes that Ladd may be a maniac, but he's not a liar. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
Chopsticks by The Tox reviews
Twilight Parody. Hong Kong moves to daddy England in the little town of Forks. There he meets a cute pale boy, Iceland, and they can't help but... fall in love? But there's something off about Iceland... and his family of blonde pale hotties. HK/Ice main.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,264 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
The Lives We Live Getting Together by Queen Eli reviews
"It's a crazy scheme that might just work." Elmer thinks it's about time that they got together. LaddxHuey, yaoi/shounen-ai. Part one of TLWL.
Baccano! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Ladd R., Huey L. - Complete
Cleaning for my mellorine! by DawnAngel14 reviews
"The house was unusually clean. It wasn't like Robin to clean so, who could've done it?" Sanji/Robin.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sanji, Robin - Complete
W is for Waffles by Shirokuri reviews
Because what could possibly go wrong if you forced the eleven most problematic kids of the school to have a special breakfast together to "help them help each other's problems"? AU in the most overused setting ever: high school.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - T. Law - Complete
Mere pass aao by Jishka SmoAce reviews
India around 1890; Smoker member of the royal navy is on a special mission for her majesty. In order to fulfill his duties he is on his way to India. Full Summary inside,: Yaoi, SmOAce, AU, History, Romance, Drama, Humor, WIP
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Smoker, Ace
Behind the Scenes by EmilyEphebiphobia reviews
Ever wondered what really happens on a job? Well, you can see here; its all recorded! Crack.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
One Piece: The Next Generation by The Will of D reviews
It has been 10 years since Monkey D. Shira and Roronoa D. Kuina has seen their fathers, aka Luffy and Zoro, and the rest of the crew. Now join as they fight their way to take both of their titles. Full summary inside. OCs wanted. :D
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Straw Hats P.
Bacondom? by Always irritated reviews
T just to be safe '
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Crackfic: Mommy's Diary by midsummersunshine reviews
Ficlet/drabble series about Papabeard, Mamabird, fifteen sons, and an envious neighbor. Contains nothing but crackity crack. Don't use your logic, please.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Whitebeard, Marco
GAMZEE MAKARA UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
GaMzEe'S mAnUaL wHoOp WhOoP hOnK :o
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
The Passive–Aggression of Matthew Williams by Hane no Zaia reviews
HIATUS. I am Matthew "Maple" Williams, 19, also unknown as Who? Invisible eighty-seven percent of the time, mistaken for my brother for the remaining thirteen. This is my story. This is my life. And this... this is my blog.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Canada
Hetalia style Touhou Songfics by Kikiarachanxoxo reviews
Just a bunch of random Touhou songfic drabbles using Hetalia characters. Minor violence; first story I've written here. Human names used mostly . Minor/Major OCC depending on the song.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Russia
A Pirate's Life for Me by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew almost dies when his village is burned down by pirates. Luckily, Alfred saves him. Unluckily, he is taken captive and forced to work as a cabin boy. And even worse, half of the crew is lusting after him. MultiplexCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Canada, America
Little Luffy by Lawless Kiss reviews
Crack based on the jokes of Little Johnny featuring the Strawhat gang and many other characters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Straw Hats P.
Scandal at Hollywood by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
During the thaw of the Cold War, America takes Russia and his boss to Hollywood…but maybe showing them a movie with the most risque dance around wasn't the best idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Yaoi Mountain by icywarm reviews
Candy Mountain parody, Yaoi Mountain, featuring Erika, Izaya, Shizuo, and Walker. Prepare yourself for Oocness and mentions of Shizaya. One-shot. Crackfic.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Erika K. - Complete
Just So Stories by hyka reviews
Exactly what it says. Collection of one-shots. Different genres, characters, ratings. Story One, Kanda Yuu and his Cat. Cross the Nanny is telling a story to a bunch of preteen!Exorcists. AU, obviously. Non-pairing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Allen Walker
Freedom by Mikila94 reviews
When Robin goes to free the human slaves like Jimbei told her to she meets someone who is supposed to be dead.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Robin, Sabo - Complete
Mental Images of a Fangirl by Coelacanthic reviews
England just wants a shower. To bad China hates him, among other various things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Rugby and World Meetings Do Not Mix by Dark-AmethystUnicorn reviews
...here froggy froggy froggy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - New Zealand - Complete
Awkward Awaking by DawnAngel14 reviews
Just another morning for Zoro, just another simple, plain, awkward morning. Mainly thanks to the archeologist...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Zoro, Robin - Complete
Ten Men and A Little Lady by Time is Money reviews
Sometimes being the only woman of the group was a blessing, but usually it wasn't. Supernova AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - J. Bonney, T. Law
But I Appreciate the Sentiment by Vashti reviews
Saito's wedding gift to Ariadne and her new husband is, well, unexpected.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Ariadne, Saito - Complete
Anomalies by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
The journal of a little boy who also may be a dinosaur, which may or may not be hilarious. Authorized brother fic of VIOKAY's "Litany" and "Observations", but you don't have to read those in order to read this. Gachapoid-centric. No, really.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 21,648 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Ryūto/Gachapoid - Complete
Lawl: The Story of Crackness by attackofthekittens reviews
ONCE UPON A TIME...there was a crack story. With much randomness and insanity. Click the title to dive into the story of madness. Muahaa. Yes, this is weird.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011
ERIDAN AMPORA UNIT GUIDE and MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
Hipster fishes manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Eridan A.
The Parant Trap by Kalua-chan reviews
Psyche and Hibiya didn't know they had a brother, let a lone a twin, till they went to the same summer camp. Now they must find a way to stop their dad from remarrying someone else, and get their mother to see him even though he's miles away. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
PocahontUSA by ayumipants reviews
In a land where natives run free, England and his eyebrows are off to tame them. That is, until a young native boy tames his heart. It's Pocahontas US/UK style- with Russia. There's so much crack in this story it borders on treason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
101 Damnations by Lili and RayRay reviews
What happens when you put all the nations together in one house and leave them to fend for themselves? Chaos, pandemonium, and perhaps the beginnings of WW III... GerIta, Spamano, SuFin, OCs. Chapter 8: "Day 2: You mean it wasn't just a dream? D8"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011
Vacations by Cutebutdeadlyalchemist reviews
Mustang's men go on various vacations which of course means various mishaps. What could possibly go wrong?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
KARKAT VANTAS UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
Karkats manual now
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Karkat V.
Canada's Guide to a More Confident Womanhood by Emo Vampire Chic reviews
This is a pure Crack one shot, i wrote it when a friend and i were talking and some how got on the subject of Canada writing a self help book...then this was made...there are a few pairings mentioned but thy arent important CanadaxUkraine and FACE/FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
AmericaThe Restaurant Critic by whoevenISthis reviews
Alfred has landed a new job as a restaurant critic. Of course, he decides his first stop will be McDonalds, as he writes his "great" review in an English newspaper, and decides to see what his older brother has to say.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
Charity Bell by Kyra-ArcticWolf reviews
Takes place after the Barcelona incident Episodes 38-39 . Non-romantic oneshot. Daisya-centric. I have no plans on expanding this. I just wished to post it somewhere else besides dA. Enjoy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Daisya B. - Complete
TEREZI PYROPE UNIT GUIDE AND MANUAL by invisiblecanada reviews
A manual for Terezi
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Terezi P. - Complete
Educational Measures by Jishka SmoAce reviews
Portgas D. Ace is forced to changed schools midterm, thanks to his family. Not happy with the situation at all, will his new teachers and possible new friends make his situation better? SmoAce, yaoi
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Smoker, Ace
A Mental Mindf&ck by Morbidly Obscure reviews
...Can be nice. Kuroshitsuji characters with the Rocky Horror Picture Show plot line; what could go wrong? Contains slash, shota, het, cross-dressing, cats, puns, double entendres, and general insanity. Go on, read; I see you shiver with antici...pation.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Seven Days Until The Knot Is Tied by waterrain reviews
AU. Ivan and Allie are forced to be married to each other. Ivan was unwilling until he discovers that Allie is pretty interesting and he plans to charm her so that she will no longer be unwilling to marry him, but the chances of that is silm to none.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Russia, America
Norway temporarily becomes a chicken by bleubirdsong reviews
Norway arrives home to a 'feathery' prank by Denmark. Will revenge be sweet?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Driver's Anonymous by Ashleigh Errow reviews
A group of friends get some very disturbing news. oneshot AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Luffy, Usopp - Complete
The Docter is in by kyouko68 reviews
Chopper looks everywhere for Luffy. He turns out to be in the most unlikely place. ZoLu fic, mentions of SanUso
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Spain in Weeabooville by ayumipants reviews
TODAY, A GREAT TRAGEDY HAS BEFALLEN OUR COMMUNITY. WEEABOO STORIES IS NO MORE! IN HONOUR OF SWEET WEEBISM WE HAVE DRANK OURSELVES SILLY AND WROTE SOME CRACK! ENTER A WORLD WHERE ROMANO IS 11! SPAIN LOVES ANIMU! AND JAPAN IS STILL ASIAN! SO GOOD!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Phoebe of the Elite Four by MarcusWilliams700 reviews
A vignette of Phoebe's acceptance to the Elite Four; one-shot but I might continue.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Phoebe/Fuyō
Old Man Fiction by Grace Katherine Fufu reviews
Kyaah! Everyone seems to be in love with Tanaka! What is he to do? And who will he choose! Pure crack, not to be taken seriously.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tanaka, Sebastian M.
The Scarlet Shinigammi, A Parody by demonkitsune31 reviews
Haha, my creative writing essay. Basically The Scarlet Letter Kuro style! It's like, chapter two of the book and shuper short, and tell me if it's funny, because this was turned in as my Humorous Piece for the semester.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Humanculi: Live In Central HQ by Tyson Kinomiya Granger reviews
Ed and Al have concert Tickets to a concert and the concert is a live performance from the Humanculi doing songs from Flogging Molly. Live in the Central HQ Parade Grounds. Genres: Music, and Humor
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Scales of the Magikarp by kopycat101 reviews
Oneshots of some of the campers from the OC fic "Welcome to Camp Magikarp!", where Pokemon Trainers are campers in a crazy camp in the middle of nowhere. Rated T for later chapters. (Dropped because wtf its been like 3 years since I was involved in this at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
I'm on a Boat! by qhckaloyhzcxtmb reviews
What happens when an obnoxious American forces his English best friend into a cruise, and brings said bestie's ex along because what the hell? This. This story happens. See inside for full summary and all pairings!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
The Great Cosplay Debate by 9LRCenturion reviews
What happens when Alfred convinces Arthur into attending an anime convention, and possibly even into.. cosplaying as well? What will happen? Will they cosplay? As what? Will they even attend? Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - England/Britain, America
Don't Mess with Me by Hitman Leona reviews
Slight crossover with Hetalia. OC involved. Bernadine was just singing to her favorite song when the group hears her... Fail summary and partly fail story. Oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
We Taught Our 5 Year Old How to Dunk by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Ludwig and Felicyta Beilschmidt tell their neighbors, the Kirklands, how they plan to save money for their son, Gilbert's college fund. Parody of a Geico commercial; features fem!Poland and fem!France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Germany, Poland - Complete
MultiDimension Obsession by Ophelia deCanards reviews
Belarus visits England and asks for him to help her get Russia to love her. Unfortunately, England read the wrong spell, and, well...you'll see.
Crossover - One Piece & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Luffy, Belarus - Complete
How Low Can You Go? Sengoku BASARA Mix by Runawynd reviews
Misleading fanficlets; all of which contain the lovely male characters of Sengoku Basara. Can you guess what's REALLY happening before the ending spells it out? WARNING HINTS OF BOYS LOVE
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Isaac and Miria's First Capture last escape by Miana-Mint reviews
The first chapter of Miria and Isaacs mad after adventre, the 'microwaves' show their ugly face within her and after saving the civilisation from the evil radios they are pulled into the black and blue mens car..but who do they find that makes them smile
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Isaac D., Miria H.
In a Word: Epic by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
Hungary gives Estonia an interesting proposal at a World Meeting, and one week to decide if he accepts it or not. One week which is going to be the craziest week of his life. Told in the form of Estonia's blog posts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Estonia - Complete
Hot Springs, Barbecue and Bottles by Yotaoshi reviews
Put those three things together and you will have an awesome funny average Mugiwara day! But this time it will be different because there also will be unfolding feelings in play. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Nami, Luffy
What Are You Doing? by BindedInChains13 reviews
Masamune finally matured, but once again Keji and Motochika brought sake to the party. After a long night Masamune drives Yukimura home but the drunk young tiger has a special surprise in store for Masamune.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Truth and Dare Staring the Supernova by Allycat18 reviews
Me and my Editor decide to do a truth and dare with the Eleven Supernova. Please send in reviews so we can torture I mean have fun with our guest * evil grin * review teehee. It's rated for teen just in case.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010
Scarred for life by Sunflower98 reviews
America and England drop by Canada's place for a surprise visit. America and England see something that will scar them for life. Human names used. Franada. First yoai fanfiction. Review please, but be kind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Under the Scotsman's Kilt by themagnificent ME reviews
Song Fic, Under The Scotsman's Kilt it will make you giggle What happens when 2 teens find a drunk Scotsman? IN A KILT! Also why does everyone this Alfred's a liar?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Canada, Scotland
A DeepFried WHAT? by LiechLiet reviews
Scotland introduces Belgium to a... questionable snack. ScotlandxBelgium.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Belgium, Scotland - Complete
This Isn't Madness, It's Camp! by The Derpy Bulbasaur reviews
Yet another spin-off from imabeemee's "Welcome to Camp Magiakrp!" My weird and somewhat insane attempt to feature every camper from Camp Magikarp in a one-shot. This time: Lettie and Jason try to find the source of the ticking. Just what is it exactly...?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Arceus
Fashion by funensei reviews
Nami is sorting through her clothes trying to find something nice to wear with Robin's help. They had never realized there was a third member of their crew who was qualified to give out fashion advice. Set sometime after Fishman Island.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 250 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Chaperone by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
When Natalia is stood up, Alfred decides to step in and take her to the big dance on college campus so that he can win her affections. But will this be a night to remember, or a night worth forgetting? First in my collection Hetalia/Spongebob parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
One Piece Marriage Prospects by xanimelover121x reviews
The essential little book of tips and tricks for those of you looking to land one of the numerous One Piece hotties.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
You Don't Cut Pizza With a Scalpel by For Whimsy Alone reviews
Modern AU Fic. Bonney works in her families pizzeria while Law attends medical school. The two meet one day and after a long morning Law can't help but pick on the poor pinkette. It does not end well...Slight crack. Now with added Bepo-ness!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - T. Law, J. Bonney
My Life Is A Shoujo Manga! by pluie.espoir reviews
Masaomi is an otaku, pining after Mikado, the most popular guy in school. Deciding to take action, Masaomi gets a makeover in hopes that it will win over Mikado's heart. Mikado/Masaomi, AU
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Mikado R., Masaomi K.
The Apprentice Hetalia Style by SweetLittleMadness reviews
It's the job interview from hell. Sixteen top candidates, twelve tough weeks, only one job. The countries of the world battle it out to be Lord Sugar's next apprentice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011
その執事、と彼の奇妙な友人 by Authom reviews
Sebastian moves in a "harmless" apartment, with a new roommate
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sebastian M.
We're in an anime? by Safeleo reviews
England gets a message from Flying Mint Bunny that they're all in an anime. Total chaos is sure to follow. Rated T for language, looking up yaoi, and blaming things on Japan for no reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Sex, Drugs, and Piracy A One Piece Parody by TragicBlackButterfly reviews
This was written very late at night for my best friend's online school assignment about drug abuse. Somehow, it took a turn toward One Piece...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
Never Let Sweden by RedWolf95 reviews
SuUk England's anecdotes on things he must NEVER let Sweden do...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sweden, England/Britain
Go Google It, da ze by Chinatsu Mochizuki reviews
So Taiwan tries to hook a wary, not-really-into-it Vietnam up with a friend of hers through the fabulous internet. It's a stupid idea, but it could work. Or not. KoViet oneshot based on the Vocaloids Megurine Luka and Kamui Gakupo's "Go Google It".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - South Korea, Vietnam - Complete
A Visit by CielGoesRAWR reviews
Alois visits Ciel to make idle chat about decorations. A small phone call changes his plans, however. One shot, don't take me seriously. Enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alois T., Claude F. - Complete
Fairy Buddies by DreamerAngel17 reviews
A fairy tale crackfic in which Shinatty-chan's an emperor, Switzerland shoots Gary in Accounting again, and Prussia, America and Denmark start a bromance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ciel's Softball Adventure by reyrocks reviews
Sebastian forces Ciel to sign up for a softball team against his own will. Will Ciel fail epicly? Or will he be the star player? Read to find out! Crack fic : I DON'T OWN KUROSHITSUJI!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Shark Week by Savage Valentine reviews
Thatch and Ace watch too much TV and decide to play a joke on Namur. Educational with a good flavoring of crack.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Ace, Thatch - Complete
I'm Your Biggest Fanatic by Sovereign64 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia meets her idol Jose Porla and tries to get into the Phantom Lord Guild. Will she succeed? ONESHOT
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
WTS by PastaWar19 reviews
Ronald knows something about William that no other Shinigami knows. Grell wants to find out and he ends up deep in the unknown... Meanwhile, Eric and Alan try to avoid the inevitable storm. Rated T. One-shot. Grell/Will, Eric/Alan, and lots of Ronald!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Club Allen by Sovereign64 reviews
Allen, Lavi and Kanda are stranded in a rainforest. Can they get out alive with the help of...the magic Timcanpy? ONESHOT
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Fairy Tale Endings by Second Sun reviews
Lulubell didn't believe in fairy tales ever since she became a Noah. Tyki was about to change that. Fluff alert. Some TykixLulubell and a tiny bit of TykixRoad
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Lulubell, Tyki Mikk - Complete
The Two Trios by FluffDucklings reviews
The Bad Touch Trio is in for their bi-monthly meeting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Spain, Prussia - Complete
Germany the Craigslist Whore by mysoxlike2party reviews
"Craigslist whore" is what you call someone addicted to Craigslist or is a Craigslist regular, aside from the literal definition . Well, Germany tries out the shady website and reveals something shocking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Awesome Hetalia Randomness by Story Writer-In Books I Trust reviews
Title and summary sucks. Basically, Poland and Switzy had a thing, but Switzy left him for someone else, and it's about what happens after that. Rated T for "fun"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Poland, Switzerland - Complete