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Joined 11-07-10, id: 2605601, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet drive.

Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

I’m sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it’s September, and I’m skipping this town
Hey It’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everybody knows I'm cool.

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It’s all that I love, and it's all that I need.
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back--

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
Defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

Dialogue

RON:
It's been so long, but we're going back
Don’'t go for work, don't go there for class

HARRY:
As long as were together--

RON:
-- gonna kick some ass

HARRY & RON:
... and it’s gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by storm,
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

HERMIONE:
But let's not forget that we need to perform well in class
If we want to pass our OWLS!

Dialogue

HERMIONE:
I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome

This year I plan to study a lot...

RON:
That would be cool if you were actually hot

HARRY:
Hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!

RON:
And that's cool...

HERMIONE:
... and that's totally awesome

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no sorcery
For anyone to see how...

We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic-cooooool

EVERYONE:
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE:
-- I think we're going back...
CHO’s POSSY:
Cho Chang
Domo arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang

Dialogue

CEDRIC:
Oh, Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang

Dialogue

MALFOY:
This year you bet I’m gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
And its gonna be totally awesome

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I’ll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE:
Yeah you’ll be the one who is totally awesome.

HERMIONE: Come on guys! Were gonna miss the train!

ALL:
Who knows how fast this years gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow

HARRY:
Maybe at last, I’m gonna talk to Cho,

RON:
Oh no, that be WAY too awesome

ALL:
We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are, and alakazam! here we go, this is totally awesome!

Come on and teach us everything you know
The summer’s over and were itchin’ to go
I think were ready for

NEVILLE:
Albus Dumbledore! Oooooo
Ahhhhhh.

DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I Welcome back you all to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We’ve got a hidden swimming pool?

Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome, all you hotties, nerds, and tools
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules:

Dialogue

ALL:
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It's all that I love, and all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS,

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindors!
Hufflepuffs!
Ravenclaws!
Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins
It’s Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

DUMBLEDORE:
I’m sorry, what’s its name?

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

DUMBLEDORE:
I didn’t hear you kids!

ALL:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts

HARRY:
Man, I’m glad I’m back.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f* them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. Mmm, beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE (most of the time), so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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On The Other Side by Off Dreaming reviews
The grass is always greener on the other side. According to Draco, it's a load of hippogriff excrement, especially now that the Little Greengrass Brat has nosed her way into their plan. Nott did always say it was the quiet ones you had to watch out for... DISCONTINUED. SORRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,172 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
A Boy Who Will by E.G. Potter reviews
I always knew that I'd fall for the boy who fulfilled the list my mum and I established when I was young. I just never knew it would be my best friend. Full title: "I Will Fall For the Boy Who Will..." HHr. Slightly written in a drabble style. T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Drabble Dabbles : DHr by MiHnn reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 56,225 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Starting Over by DramioneLurver reviews
When Hermione Granger went to hang out with her Muggle best friend over the summer after her 5th year at Hogwarts, she did not expect to see Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,560 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Candy Floss and Dark Chocolate by E.G. Potter reviews
When Tonks and Remus each catch a whiff of Amortentia, something begins to register in their minds. Where have they smelled those scents before and why are the so enraptured with each other? Written for HollyWrites' Love Potion Challenge over on the HPCF. Hiatus until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - [Remus L., N. Tonks]
Starry Eyed by WeasleyForMe reviews
"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Anti Valentine's Day by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione hasn't found love, because she doesn't need it. Thankfully, love is forbidden at an Anti-Valentine's Day party, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Craving Curves by WeasleyForMe reviews
Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
New Country, Familiar Face by peachieO reviews
Charlie McDonnell and OC romance. Ina moves into her new house after coming to England from America for her job. Little does she know her neighbours are Charlie McDonnell and Alex Day!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Marauders: Year 7 to Death by UndesirableNo.5 reviews
Follow generations of Marauders through times of friendship and love during the rises and falls of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Marauders
Double Fudge by Wizards-Pupil reviews
What started off as a simple afternoon baking cookies turns into something much more serious. When truths come out, will Oliver and Hermione take a chance on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Daisy Chains by Seerysly reviews
She placed the small flower into her cup of water and closed her eyes. It was only a small flower. It wasn't even given to her as a gift, just shoved thoughtlessly into her open hand. But if that was the case, why was her heart pounding so?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
The World of Hermione Granger by MusicalAlchemy reviews
Written through the eyes of Hermione Granger, whose life is about to change shortly before her eleventh birthday. Follow her as she discovers friends, knowledge and most importantly, love. Eventual MMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,880 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Legal Age by SneakyOwlette reviews
"Hermione,love.You know you need a guy more manly than Ron." Fred smiled broadly."Yes,but I also need a guy who doesn't forget to put on his pants."Hermione smirked. YEAR 7 PRANK WAR.Ginny,Hermione,Harry,Ron,Fred and George...What could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Fred W., Hermione G.
If Only by TayaCurragh reviews
Everyone has regrets, no matter how hard they try. Everyone finds themselves saying those two words: 'If only'. Here is series of drabbles based on the regrets of the HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010
Yule by Wizards-Pupil reviews
"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 130,093 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Father by verecundus reviews
A short, sweet story about Draco and his struggles with liking a certain lightning-bolt-scarred boy, the desire to impress his father and his new-found friendship with a bushy-haired witch. Drarry, with Dramione FRIENDSHIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The New Marauder by annasmc reviews
This is a simple story following the courtship between Lily and James as they enter into their final year at Hogwarts and face the looming prospects of Voldermort. It will be told in many points of views. I hope you really enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Just Forget the World by chasingafterstarlight reviews
When a Muggleborn Slytherin gets sent to a football camp, she's not happy. But what happens when she sees a familiar face there? Secrets will be revealed, people will change, and there's definitely some drama. -James S. P./OC-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Unexpected marriage by yellow 14 reviews
Harry Potter's wife explains how she ended up marrying him. A response to Abi's sell me your ship challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Princess of the Snow by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Ever since a life-changing accident, Teddy Lupin has never liked winter. But there's that one little girl out there with the snow castles that can change his mind. -MollyTeddy-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Molly W. II, Teddy L. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Scar of Wizardry by Worldisquiethere reviews
Harry hears of a prophecy of the future that may concern one of his children and the next generation of Potters. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
A Transgression Most Welcome by Paper Pearls reviews
Nobody can maintain total control of their feelings, no matter how vigilantly they guard their heart. Not even Mad-Eye Moody. Warning: CrossGen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
Wrackspurts and Diversions by Stormageddan reviews
What happens when Fred needs a diversion and Luna walks by? Not to mention all those wrackspurts making Fred's mind fuzzy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
and the lights just keep on dimming by chasingafterstarlight reviews
"There's no reasoning behind becoming an actress, Lorcan." Lorcan Scamander is determined to help Lucy Weasley become the actress that he knows that she was born to be. Too bad her Ravenclaw brain won't accept it. -LucyLorcan-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
20 Questions by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
The Marauders play 20 Questions to find out who Remus likes. Slash Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
keep on trying for that happy ending by fabricated fantasies reviews
He's just a little too perfect, and a little too handsome, and she's a little bit too much in love with someone else. -— James/Alice
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
Memories of Her by Rosawyn reviews
'Viktor couldn't say he'd always dreamt of a girl like her—his dreams had never conjured anything so lovely as the vision who now stood before him.' in response to MioneWazlib's "30 Words or Less" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Viktor K., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Family by 26Chocolates reviews
DISCONTINUED Age old story- Lily hates James, James loves Lily. How did James win her heart in a world of love, heartbreak and horror? Well, never fear... this is Hogwarts. Anything can happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Starshine Girl by fabricated fantasies reviews
His name lingers in the air, and it's electric, and the stars in her eyes burnburnburn until he feels like he's aflame. -— TeddyLucy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lucy W., Teddy L. - Complete
every star has its chance to shine by chasingafterstarlight reviews
Molly is determined that she doesn't shine, at least as not as bright as her sister Lucy, the famed actress who's got Lorcan Scamander wrapped around her finger. Lysander Scamander is determined to prove this amazing, budding author wrong. MollyLysander
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Molly W. II, Lysander S. - Complete
Spetrespecs and Broomsticks by lilyrhiannon reviews
Luna had expereinced a very tough break upwith Dean Thomas, she feels isolated and alone, until she gets introduced to Oliver Wood, charming,handsome quidditch player, Harry is pleased his plan to get Luna and Oliver is working, until Dean comes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Luna L., Oliver W.
Final Reason by JustASmallTownGirl123 reviews
Fred&Hermione have been living together for a while.Fred wants to marry her but has been avoiding it what is the final reason that will make him ask her?Written for the Reasons to Get Married Challenge.If I give you the reasons I give away the story sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Illness of Rose Evangeline Weasley by PenTheWillows reviews
His death was her fault. She should've seen the signs, having known him for seventeen years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Rose W., Lysander S. - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Undateable by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione knew better than to form a crush on any of the boys in Gryffindor house. They were all so undateable! If only there were something she could do about it... something other than fall for George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
No Matter What I will Always Be There by emach10 reviews
It's Percy's Birthday, more like party without drinking. They play games karaoke, truth or dare, 7 minutes in heaven and Percy is on the verge of braking down. He is in love with Annabeth and can't stop thinking about her all the time. Annabeth/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
My Best Friend by GetYourGleekOn reviews
Ernie and Hannah have always been best friends, but now Hannah is starting to have feelings that are more than friendly. Ernie/Hannah oneshot for the "Similarities Challenge" on the HPFC. Based on "Best Friend" by Toybox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Hannah A., Ernie M. - Complete
The French Masquerade by lilyrhiannon reviews
Fleur catches him staring. Could it be that she has found her one and only, forever? FreeVerse Fleur/Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Fleur D., Oliver W. - Complete
Well Kept Secrets by GetYourGleekOn reviews
As they do everything, Crabbe and Goyle mess up Astoria's secret. /ColinAstoria/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Astoria G., Colin C. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Swimming by yellow 14 reviews
Years after the final battle, Parvati Patil pursuades her best friend to come swimming with her. Little does Lavender know that Parvati has more than just Lavender's confidence in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
stagelights like parisian nights by with the monsters reviews
All she wants is to dance, but that's a little too much to ask for a witch. - -MollyLysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
Scar Farce by Marpessa reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny narrate the funny explanations and ludicrous stories they tell Muggles to explain Harry's unusual lightning bolt scar. Just a silly idea with short, easy chapters. Nice if you're interested in "a bit of light reading" :P.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
A Beautiful Blue Dress, Not Yours by lunaleth reviews
Today, she's getting married. Her. Your sister. And you cry, because no matter how much you wish otherwise, her life of magic and enchantment will only ever be a wisp of a dream for you. Petunia Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Godly Guide to Writing Fanfiction by storm-brain reviews
In which Aish Sheva, Zoe Nightshade, Theia47 and storm-brain go interview the gods about writing tips. Features Apollo on characters, Athena on plot, Ares on cliches, Aphrodite and Artemis debating the use or romance, and more. **needs rewrite**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Apollo, Athena
Snowballs by edwards-angel22 reviews
A short drabble about a visit George makes to Fred's grave before Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 220,121 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Being Assertive by WeasleyForMe reviews
Could Hermione be the demanding, bossy, assertive woman of George's dreams? Or is she sending him the wrong signals? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Cluelessness by Bloody Sakura reviews
Sometimes it takes you so long to see the obvious. One-shot. (HPHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted by Courteney reviews
**COMPLETED** SLASH DM+HP - Essentially the whole story revolves around Harry and Draco who have been openly together for more than a year. It is deliberately fluffy and quite sappy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Missmatched Freeverse Collection reviews
All from different characters at different times doing different things for different reasons and they don't really fit together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Viktor K., Hermione G.
THE 30 WORDS GAME!
I've written 100 nano-fics of 30 words or less. I wan't you to tell me a little more info about where or why. Then my favourites will be turned into longer fics. PRIZES will be awarded, 1 reveiew per chosen description! Not all are DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Wish He Was Mine reviews
Take Place at Ron and Hermione's wedding. Luna wishes she could switch places the Hermione. Freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Luna L., Ron W. - Complete
Unbelieveable reviews
Is he kissing me? The hell he is! The man-slut thinks that after insulting me and embarrassing me in front of our whole year level he can kiss me! Well he has another thing coming for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
My Razzle Dazzle Rose reviews
Rose has a boyfriend when James finds out he gets all protective and he wants to know who but then he walks in on them snogging...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - James S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Malfoy's Desire reviews
Malfoy and Goyle go looking for the room of requirement. This story contains Drarry slash but nothing more than a kiss. this is also fluffier than I expected. Part of the Mirror Miror challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Weasley Jumper Incident reviews
Oneshot, takes place when Percy is not speaking to the rest of the Weasleys and Molly decides to send a Weasley Jumper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Percy W., Molly W.