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Author has written 6 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

HAY GIRL HAY. Or guy, no judging here

About Me:

Name: Meagan

Age: 13

What I look like:

Hair: Long redish-brown/ Light gold hair.

Eyes:BLue with gold in the middle.


Hey! How are you guys doing? I hope your answer was along the lines of 'Good' or 'Fine! If not, bless your heart!

1.) School... In general.

2.)I'm writing more now, I promise D: I'm working on Switched and I'm writing a New Fanfiction that is soon to come, I'm already on chapter 5(:

3.) Please review, just one makes my day. 20 makes my life. xD

4.) I CHANGED MY PEN NAME: It used to be GrilledPeanutButter. Sorry for any confusion there :(

Save Me: It's completed.*Cheers* But I deleated it, because someone told me anything with explicit stuff was being deleated. I was lied to.

Fullmetal Cheesecake?: Heheh. Yeah.

Flu Shots: Is a piece of sh*t.

The piercing of a lip: I was tired okay... I want a bellybutton piercing.. XD

Freak: My first fanfiction that isn't Fullmetal Alchemist. I like it.

Switched: >w> .. If you think it's weird it gets weirder

Blood: There's no happy ending, so if you like those, don't click on that. (I dreampt this, that's why it doesnt have a happy ending. :3)

Things that apply to me- bolded

Stereotypes that are true in my case- *

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.*
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz(only in the Summer lol)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CATHLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (well I do love to party..)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with that catagory.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (knowing One Direction's penis sizes doesn't make me OBSESSED, does it?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I'm pretty sure if there's only one most popular in school, the other 500 aren't losers xD)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy *
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government (sometimes), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.*
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems*
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED* (Obviously..)

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


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More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,935 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Lackluster by Unadulterated reviews
Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,070 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Forced by Morgstang reviews
AU Highschool. Ed is the loser in school. Has no parents and stuck with a shitty, abusive caretaker at a boy's home with his brother. But somewhere along the lines he is kidnapped and unwillingly gains a few new accessories to replace the old ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,649 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
101 Milk Ways by AlchemicChimeraLeech reviews
He is and never will be the only character that want to force milk into Ed, a parental Roy/Ed, Royai. Chapter 63 FINALLY up, Chibi chan's finally gets some revenge for everything that he's been put through! & Guess who's suffering?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 57,144 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
A silver lining by rotten little rat reviews
ABUSE FIC. Rewriting in process...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sleep by Rashelle reviews
Ed falls asleep in the office and Hawkeye volunteers to bring him back to his dorm. Parental!Riza/Ed. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Riza H., Edward E. - Complete
Rain by Rashelle reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang was having a rather gloomy day, and to top it off, it was raining. Seeing someone outside his window in the rain may change his mind. Supposed to be Parental!Roy. But if you see it as yaoi, so be it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Roy M. - Complete
Edward Ride by Hooded-Figurine reviews
He has been a part of the Gate for years. Now he's finally out, but he's not home. And he's… different. AU, Chimera!Ed. Rated T for swearing and violence. Contains Ed/Nudge, Ed/OC, and Max/Fang. 1st of many! OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Edward E., Ari B.
Sun Radiance by Rashelle reviews
Apollo has obtained a new favorite form. One of a young man who wholeheartedly deserves it. -Not related to my other story at all.- Just a quick oneshot. Short, but worth it.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Edward E., Apollo - Complete
Rainy Days by MochiChomp reviews
Scar is in the city along with a certain young alchemist what happens when they meet and with Roy make it in time?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Kikei by Kuroki-Ryomi reviews
In Amestris there are people born with a supernatural ability. These people are called Kikei and have been made illegal. Things are tough for those born as a Kikei... especially for Edward. AU. Abused Ed. Future RoyEd. On hold.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Doctor by Rashelle reviews
Mustang and his subordinates-including Ed-are at the doctor's office for a mandatory check-up. Take pity on the doctor...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Claustrophobic by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sequel to "His Own Hell" Reid and Morgan return to work after Morgan's medical leave is over and managed to get locked in a dark closet... where Morgan finds out the real reason for Reid's fear of the dark. ONESHOT! 5th in Morgan/Reid series!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Fading Too Fast by Madarao The Authoress reviews
"The fact that this boy had lost his will to live- and that it showed so clearly in his eyes and the blood on the floor- was what made Roy move again." Roy hates seeing Edward like this. All he wants to do is help. Eventual RoyxEd Memories series: first
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Golden Stare by LabyrinthineMind reviews
What if Ed hadn’t ended up in Germany after he travelled through the Gate? What if he had arrived in our time when the Criminal Minds BAU team was investigating a serial killer? Alchemy can be used. Story will hopefully be better than the summary.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E.
Fearing The Ice Queen by Otaku Maiden reviews
A new Parental!Roy/Ed fic! Roy feels like he's reaching the end of his rope dealing with Ed's string of male admirers. Who does he turn to for help?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Baptism by taranoire reviews
Edward's premature death at the hands of the Drachman army leaves Roy with a sense of deep loss. Vague details allow no closure. Character death, implied rape. No slash.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
AWOL by WainGuy reviews
He was always alone. He was always hurting. He always stayed away from people. But that was okay because then he would stop hurting and fade away into the background like the ghosts that only he could see. AWOL can stand for many things. An AU Abuse Fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Spin by RMSE reviews
An emotionless boy in simple Central High School. A life of distance and secrecy and loneliness. Can a curse called "Love" change that? A curse of being captured in the strings of such a thing? Who to love, him, her? Is love truly the spawn of hate...?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward E.
A crime by Nyedra reviews
Half year after the death of Nina, there is a new crime and Ed is forced to help to investigate. The victims are children and the murderer is an alchemist so the colonel uses Ed as a bait. No pairings. Only friendship and maybe some parental stuff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Derek Hates Spencer by seditionary reviews
When Dr. Spencer Reid is hired to work with the BAU team, Derek Morgan doesn't react well. He doesn't like him, and the fact that the kid seems to like him--a lot--is just annoying. Will they work it out? One shot, contains rough sex and bad language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/26/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The crimes of alchemy by GummieBear37 reviews
When the NCIS agents discover a golden-eyed boy at their crime scene, they find something a lot bigger then they had first thought.
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward E.
Christmas, Are you here? by Misty-Nala reviews
Edward spends December with the Hughes family and goes through well known traditions. Drabbles, Hughes/Edward Parental, some Havoc/Edward brotherly. Havoc/Ed chapter up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward E., Maes H.
Bad Day by Hyperthia reviews
Edward Has been having a cruddy week, but today is particularly awful. Parental Roy/Ed. Rated for some language and bullying (the bullies use ableist and homophobic slurs).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
All Nina's Idea by Mird reviews
Nina gets Ed to make a card...Parental!RoyEd Father's day fic, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward E., Nina T. - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Brother's Worry by Took-Baggins reviews
Alphonse has suddenly taken ill. How could Edward have missed it? -One-shot- Brotherly Ed/Al
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Tricks Before Treats by GoldenMoonshine reviews
Roy decides to pull a trick on Neko!Edward with the help of Hughes. Perverse thoughts and cross dressing ensues. Rated to be safe. : Happy Halloween everyone! Oneshot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Color of Euphoria by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
When Ed refuses to analyze Tucker's research, Roy ponders how Ed must be feeling, how to help the boys, and, oddly enough, the color of happiness. Parental! RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
To Fear by Tia Ordona 23 reviews
Parental! RoyEd. Nobody knew the horrors of war like Roy Mustang. But when Ed is injured, can Roy keep him safe and calm until they get them out of enemy territory?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chat by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Random chat betweem Roy and Ed in Roy's office. Ed complains, Roy gets OOC because he hasn't gotten his coffee yet. Parental!RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Happy Endings and Fairy Tales by Tuli-Susi reviews
Hughes has an interesting book to show the unit until Ed comes along and points out a disturbing fact. Nothing sexual, get those minds out of the gutters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Cherry by hyperdude reviews
Yaoi, RoyEd. While the members of Roy Mustang's jurisdiction take a break for eating cherries, Havoc discusses a legend about cherry stems, then issues a challenge that Edward cannot refuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Hagane no Neko by Reijou reviews
[Yaoi][RoyEd] Edward jumps into a middle of a transmutation, and is transformed into a 'human cat'. Al is at Resembool, and Ed has to stay in hiding. Roy has to take him in. [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Switched reviews
Roy Mustang and Edward Elric are having one of thir shouting matches again, Talia, an angel that has been watching them for awhile decides it would be a good idea to switch The Alchemist's bodies and lives. What was that angel thinking? Friendship Roy/Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Freak reviews
Lilly and Petunia are playing in the meadow outside of their house when Lilly discovers she's... Different. Petunia doesn't take it very well, and that's where Severus Snape comes in. !Snape/Lilly as Chilren!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Blood reviews
After restoring Al's body. 18 year old Alphonse Elric joins the military as a State Alchemist. A year later the ELric brothers are sent to the war in Drachma, along with the Flame, Roy Mustang.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fullmetal Cheesecake?
Edria elric: The ebay cow, and her bird: Alpine elric, are in search of the mythical Cheesecake of Newl! Together they travel through the land of Misunderstood Anime Characters. Will everyone become emos for my twisted pleasure? Most likely. CRACK O.O
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 614 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Piercing of a Lip reviews
Ed decides he wants to get his lip pierced! Why? you may ask! ... Nobody knows. Rated T because of Ed's use of two words that shouldn't be said around small children!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Flu shots reviews
Ed is going to get a Flu shot! Along with: Breda, Havoc, Riza, Fuery, Falman, and Mustang! Oh the horror.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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