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Joined 11-07-10, id: 2606307, Profile Updated: 05-27-12
Author has written 5 stories for 1-800-Where-R-You, Mentalist, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey everyone!!!!!!

My name is Ever and I love to read! Through a stroke of random luck I found this site and voila... I got hooked. My parents think I am obsessed with this website but I am NOT!!!! I can stop anytime I want to LOL. Just kidding. (Well, my parents do think I am obsessed but I'm not I SWEAR!!!) Some general info about me: I'm a student in High School. I can read and write (at least I think I'm at least semi-literate), I have blonde hair(not ditzy I SWEAR... well maybe a little ditzy but only a little!), am about 5'7'', live in New York (one of the greatest cities/states in the entire world!!!), I have amazing friends, and I have no idea what to write next. so... yeah...

I AM THE PERSON WHO WALKS INTO AN EMPTY ROOM AND SAYS I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING BECAUSE IF I'M WRONG NO ONE CAN HEAR MY BUT IF I'M RIGHT I JUST SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF SOME TOP SECRET ORGANIZATION.

FUNNY QUOTES

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz
ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Here's a fun little quiz-- follow the directions and see what your answers say about you:

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

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Reactions by Bittersweet Blossom reviews
Because when Percy Jackson went missing, everyone had a reaction. It's just that some were better at hiding it than others. Drabbles through different character's perspectives of when our young hero goes missing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,640 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
The Word on Percy Jackson by Bittersweet Blossom reviews
Sequel to About Percy Jackson. Jason, Piper, and Leo are back and ready to actually get the dirt on Percy Jackson. So here's the question: If you could describe Percy Jackson in one word, what would it be? Why?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
The Family Reads the Ninth Key by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
sequel to the Family Reads Shadowland. moving on to the second diary how will the family handle the next installment of Suze's ghostly adventures? finding about Brad's rule breaking, how Spike came to the family and what really happened to Tad...uhoh
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,844 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Brad A./Dopey, Andy A. - Complete
Missing You, Are You Missing Me? by VickyVicarious reviews
Fifth - and final - book in my TGIL series. Rob's POV of "Missing You". Contains dialogue from book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Rob W., Jess M.
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12851 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
About Percy Jackson by Bittersweet Blossom reviews
Jason, Piper, and Leo are curious about missing camper, Percy Jackson. Follow them in their adventures as they find out about this strange guy Percy. Seriously, what normal demigod has a pet hellhound?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jason G., Piper M. - Complete
While Rome Was Burning by Nilly's Issue reviews
Percy Jackson's disappearance leaves a gaping hole that is felt by everyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Gred and Forge Find Out Who The Marauders Are by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tomatoes and Lilies by Tenshi Chupip reviews
Harry is making his way home one day when he runs into the last person in the world he ever expected to see again. The man seems different but has he really changed? Read and find out! One shot! A.U. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Find the Lady by Chance2 reviews
Ames is learning that dealing with the guys is a little like playing Find the Lady. Rating for some bad language.
Human Target - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Welcome to the Club by Chance2 reviews
Missing scene from 2x1. On the plane ride to Switzerland, the guys consider the newest addition to their group.
Human Target - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Afterlife by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
The Marauders, Lily, Tonks, and co. watch Harry propose to Ginny from beyond the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rising From The Abyss by calla lilly rose reviews
Darry's struggles during the week Pony and Johnny were gone, and his yearning for forgiveness he never expected to get.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Darry C. - Complete
You Are Broken by Kayseetwin reviews
The long awaited Rob's POV story. Takes place between books 4 and 5. When Jess catches Rob kissing a blonde, what does he think? Rated T just to be safe.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Jess M., Rob W. - Complete
Ying and Yang: Sequel to Making Men by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Entire second movie in Shang's point of view. Trying to maintain the Shang from the first movie!
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,789 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Making Men by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
This is the entire first movie in Shang's point of view. I might continue this to an in-between for the first and second movies.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,120 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Dave's would have been by Ella Hetzle reviews
Dave's views of his father if his mother hadn't saved him. Warning: Child Abuse!
A Child Called It - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Year Seven by VickyVicarious reviews
Just because the war is over doesn't mean everything's okay. There are some things magic can't fix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Life Of Bees: Memories Of Deborah by SlytheCat202 reviews
This is T. Ray's perspective of Deborah's death. Sue Monk Kidd's writing style & contains parts from Lily's limited memory. One-shot. Warning: Remember, this is T. Ray so there is a LOT of cursing. PLEASE REVIEW! No flaming accepted.
Secret Life of Bees - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
The Girl I Like Is My Sanctuary by VickyVicarious reviews
Fourth story in my TGIL series. Rewrite of 'Sanctuary' in Rob's POV. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,439 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Transcript A11G: Todd Mintz by VickyVicarious reviews
Todd is interviewed by all of our favorite two Special Agents, and a secret comes out... Oneshot, fits in my TGILverse.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Todd M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Needs A Safe House by VickyVicarious reviews
Safe House' from Rob's POV... Third in my 'The Girl I Like...' series... Contains dialogue from the book... you've heard it all before.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The Girl I Like Is Code Named Cassandra by VickyVicarious reviews
That's right... "Code Name Cassandra", from Rob's POV. Second in my series of "The Girl I Like..." Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Worry by Kayhuahua reviews
Douglas's POV during the barbeque in Missing You and his feelings on Jess and Rob's relationship. Contains some quotes from Missing You, but I didn't have the book with me, so they might not be exact.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
Walking On Air by Uh.yeah reviews
Rob plans a surprise for Jess, involving an old friend. But something goes horribly wrong and it's up to Jess to step in and save the day, before her friends and family get hurt... Actually kind of complete...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,687 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2004
May the Moon and Sunlight Seem by Lirazel reviews
Because scars don’t disappear just because darkness is defeated. [RHr postDH oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Message by Dearheart reviews
To: You. From: Aslan. He wants to tell you something. [Dedicated to every Narniac who's ever knocked on the back of their closet.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Aslan - Complete
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How Strong Are You Now reviews
Short story of Rob's thoughts on Jess' leaving.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rob W. - Complete
Look a Little Closer reviews
"On the surface, nothing was different. But, if you looked a little closer, everything had changed." Short little story one Camp Half-Blood without Percy. After TLH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Complete
Return of the Psychic reviews
Jess returns to Indiana after finishing college and runs into a certain someone. She is looking for a job and Dr. Krantz is captured but why? Plenty of Rob, Jess and action. Throw in a couple of Jess' old army buddies and you don't know what will happen!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010
Secrets of Red reviews
Jane's family member comes for a visit.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011
Jess Confesses reviews
What is Jess confessed about Rob at the mall in "Sanctuary"? This is what would happen. Only one shot. Fluff. Rated T just to be safe. Review please!
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete