Patchlamb
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Joined 11-07-10, id: 2606783, Profile Updated: 08-15-13
Author has written 7 stories for Wreck-It Ralph, ParaNorman, South Park, Monsters Inc., Frozen, and Kill la Kill/ キルラキル.

Yo. I'm Patchlamb. Sometimes I have feels and need to type things. I TRY to finish stories. I do not mind mistakes and plot holes being pointed out whatsoever- after all, how else am I to improve in my story telling skills? Haha! C:

I'm 17 and like flower pressing, playing violin, video games, and art of all sorts. 'Cept dancing. I couldn't dance if my life depending on it. Or sing, really. . .

Please do feel free to message me! You can usually find me on DeviantArt, but here works too.

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Frozen Fractals by FrozenFractals reviews
"…Elsa," like a snowflake, the younger girl's plea drifted on a gust of icy wind, carrying just far enough for the blonde to hear the note of despair. "Please, don't let him do this!" - Leading her kingdom out of the harsh winter she created, Elsa finds warmth in her younger sister, Anna. (Incest, and very dark themes in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Empty Halls by FrozenFractals reviews
The queen had been even bolder within the confines of the castle, pushing her sister into dark corners and closets, hands under her skirt, nails dragging up her thigh, lips on her neck, whispering deliciously dirty things in her ear...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Ad Astra Per Aspera by lahmrh reviews
K/S Academy AU. As he begins his second year at Starfleet Academy, Spock has all but given up on finding acceptance from his fellow students, convincing himself he's better off alone. First-year cadet Jim Kirk makes it his mission to change that, and ends up succeeding in ways neither of them thought possible.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Spock, J. Kirk] - Complete
Scientifically Impossible by messyfeathers reviews
"Perfection doesn't exist." Carlos spat. "It's a scientific impossibility. And even if it did exist, I would be nowhere near it." (aka the real reason why Cecil told all of Night Vale that Carlos chews a bit too loud) Cecilos fluff oneshot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Please Don't Mock Me by TheFluffyPrince reviews
Rei has finally had it with Nagisa teasing him all the time.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T. - Complete
Jean's Nighttime Tale by jeankirschteinz reviews
Jean tells the other guys of the 104th an embarrassing story about getting caught in an awkward situation. Little did he know it would lead to an even more awkward situation.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
The melancholy of Rei Ryugazaki by hikachu reviews
Rei can't help the part of him that is dazzled by Nagisa's laugh and his small hands and will let himself fall asleep with a cheek leaning on top of Nagisa's head on the train home, or get hard in a changing cubicle under his fingers. PWP set during episode four.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R. - Complete
Universal Constants by Homicidal Whispers reviews
There are a couple of universal constants. Real simple things, things that everyone knows without thinking too much about it, things that people know without having to be taught, things that are just accepted. The sky is blue. Trees are tall. Humanity is encaged behind walls for their own safety. And, of course, Armin and Eren touch way too much. Armin/Eren from Connie's POV
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Desires by mistyhollowdrummer reviews
They're both boy's. They both have those desires. Rated M for sexual content. ErenxArmin
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eren Y., Armin A. - Complete
Playing Favorites by Tramontana Keeper reviews
In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Hazing by havefunonlyfun reviews
Randall earns that ROR jacket. (SLASH, NC-17, Gangbang MxM, mostly Randall x Johnny with a hint of Randall x Javier)
Monsters Inc. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Randall B., Johnny W. - Complete
Out of Reach by they cant if you dont let them reviews
But he will never deserve Maka Albarn. No matter what he does, Crona will never deserve to be able to love her, or for her to love him. Crona doesn't know how to deal with this. Not even she can help him now. (CroMa- rated T for language.)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
Playing Games by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hot n Steamy by handofwolves reviews
HOT, STEAMY YAOI.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Are You Nervous? by lighter-kun reviews
[ L/Light ] The rules are simple: make the other person nervous... by touching wherever you want on their body!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One of Seven by Partners-N-Crime reviews
Every Friday is accompanied with the same routine and Stan can't help but dread the day it all changes. Style fluff with Candy hints.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Scare Me Up Just a Little Bit by SpruceMoose13 reviews
Paranorman fic. There came a day Aggie's spirit returned, and Norman has begun to grow up with her by his side. But he has new feelings to let out about it, and he knows just the right way to express them... Inspired by those fantastic end credits.
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Norman B., Agatha P.
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Double-Stripes Break by tennants-tenant reviews
One of Vanellope's stockings is a double stripe-new theory: her leg can break easily! And, it did. Shenanigans ensue. Just a thing that I wrote on Skype to torture my friends. I'm not sure if T or M, I think it's just heavy T. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG! First "fic", if you can call it that. So, yep. This isn't a thing, it's more of a joke. Edit: don't flame, please, it's a joke.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Something's Different by ThisIsMyIdeaOfFun reviews
After the arcade is closed for the night Ralph goes to see Vanellope, like usual. But today Ralph notices that something isn't quite right with the President of Sugar Rush...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz
Go Fish A Parapines Oneshot by President ORB reviews
Just a cute little oneshot. Dipper and Norman are playing a card game in Norman's room. Enjoy.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dipper P., Norman B. - Complete
Strange How Hard It Rains by littlereaperboy reviews
Crona knows for a fact that Death the Kid doesn't like the rain, but something about what the weather brings only makes Crona like it even more.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
The Uprising by Swing-21 reviews
There is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Unexpected Complications by red42goingin reviews
Katara is rescued by Toph is a moment of extreme peril and suddenly the young water bender is seeing her friend as something...more? But does Toph feel the same? Regardless, Katara is not about to leave this question unanswered...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,842 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Katara, Toph - Complete
Connection by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline's mouth opens, maybe to retort, maybe to laugh, maybe to tease, and the princess thinks oh, what a wonderful opportunity for field research!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Curiosity by Moe-chama reviews
Skool has finally decided to have a normal Valentine's Day this year, with the candy, hearts and puppy love. Zim, however, doesn't know anything about this holiday. Unfortunately, Dib does. ZADR. Mild language.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Heart For Butters by Raachuu reviews
Butters is Eric's secret little boyfriend. The only person in the world Eric could ever love. But it must remain a secret. But when Kenny steps forward with his perverse intentions. The secret is out. Fluff, and Kenny's molestation. Simple Oneshot..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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Insignificance reviews
[AU where Sanketsu also has a humanoid transformation] Tomorrow would likely be just as stress inducing as any other day; Ryuko was grateful to have Senketsu there to mull her through with moments as insignificant as bathing together. [two separate prompts!]
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/16 - [Senketsu, Ryuko M.]
Hot to the Touch reviews
Now that Elsa and Anna are able to spend time with one another freely, Elsa has found that contact with Anna makes her, physically and mentally, rather hot. . . [light fluff, implied Elsanna]
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Have Mercy reviews
Left to rot in the middle of no where, trapped in the human world. Randall's got a plan, but things back fire when he gets himself captured by a couple of teens. Carried away in a dog cage back to the sisters' house- he must either learn to cope with them, or fight them. But you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,911 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Randall B. - Complete
Grow Up! reviews
(Butters/Cartman) You'd think Kyle and Cartman would have gotten over their petty differences by the 8th grade. Nope.avi. Eric pulls Butters into another scheme to try and screw Kyle over. However, with the obvious attraction Kenny seems to be pushing onto Butters, Cartman is beginning to put his priorities else where. Someone is about to get their jaw broken! M for language
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Mint Flavored Slumber Party reviews
It's Vanellope von Schweetz birthday! She's itching to prove to the others she can be their leader and still be their friends, so this has to be big. What's a better way to assure them than with a slumber party? Not to mention the fact that it gives her a chance to hang out with a certain-someone for an entire night. If the mint chocolate cake doesn't boost her chances, what will?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead - Complete
Phase Three reviews
Taffyta and Crumbelina's plan is taken to action; either Vanellope and Candlehead stop winning, or their little secret is out. Whether the couple much cares or not is into question; whether or not Taffyta and Crumbelina understand the severity of their threat has consequences. Will the president and Candlehead find themselves shunned into shame, or will the plan turn sour?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead
Electricity and Shivers reviews
"How long are you gonna stay down here?" "I don't know. It's not up to me." She glanced up at the sky. "But I don't think I will be here very long." Norman frowned at that, but quickly replaced it with another smile. It was hard not to smile, after all, it had been a year and a half since Agatha had stood in front of him.
ParaNorman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Agatha P., Norman B. - Complete
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