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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm sorry, all of you. I swore I would never, EVER, do this. I'm dis-continuing this account. I'll pass the torch on to my cousin, Hannah, so look at the note on here to find her profile.

Explanation: A very close friend of mine recently committed suicide. I had no idea that anything was wrong with her. I felt for awhile that it was all my fault, as I was the last one to talk to her. I just can't write anymore. She was my muse, my inspiration. I've known her since I was very little, and she was best friend. I'm so, so sorry if you followed any of my fanfictions. I really hate when others do this, so I hate myself for doing it. Once again, I'm very, very sorry.


My cousin Hannah is continuing some of my fanfictions.

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The Fifth Marauder by Aquarius23 reviews
What if there were five Marauders? What difference could one person make? What secrets could they hide? Follow Lily, James, Remus, Peter, Sirius and Emma as they take on Voldemort and all his minions. Marauders first year until Harry's last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 732,716 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sirius B., James P.
A Very Weird Musical by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Dumbledore, Cho, Cedric and Malfoy have all been summoned. But for what purpose? To watch a video on Youtube about... them! REVIEW! I own nothing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,694 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/15/2021 - Published: 10/9/2010
The Best Friend You Never Knew You Had by Choices HP reviews
What if Hermione was never attacked by the troll in the first year and didn't become friends with Harry and Ron. How would that change all their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 276,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/16/2021 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Time of Second Chances by Neville James reviews
A sixth year tale filled with new surprises for the trio. The heirs will be discovered and the new Defense professor has a curious last name. There's something a little bit off about one of the new students as well. Filled with adventure, eventual Time travel, and new prophecies that cause Harry to rethink everything he knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,547 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 10/25/2020 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Marauders
Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,491 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,325 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36640 - Favs: 29,326 - Follows: 21,354 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Key to the Past by LilGreenImp reviews
The present may be the key to the past, but the past that is unlocked often changes how the present is perceived. Buffy stumbles upon her heritage and finds that disclosed secrets change more than she thought possible.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 273,202 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Buffy S.
A Fowl's Indulgence by Alarose reviews
The magic Artemis Fowl 'borrowed' from Holly did something to him. Now, Artemis has uncovered another secret society, and, being the genius that he is, has learned all he can within months. The next step? Teaching. However, as he works to uncover the truth behind the Wizarding World and Haven, Artemis will find himself facing his toughest challenge yet: his own insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,828 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F., Orion F.
The Sorting Hat from the Future by AnimeFanBree reviews
The sorting hat ends up in the past. So what is a hat to do other than sort new students based on what they'll do in the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sorting Hat
To Hogwarts We Go by Crowlows19 reviews
The characters from my story The Best Friends find themselves in Hogwarts on yet another insane and dangerous adventure. Three-Parter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., A. Blunt, Tom H. - Complete
Fowl Meets Ride by emrys-ite reviews
Angeline Fowl adopts a small, black dog the same time Max loses Total. Coincidence? I think not. Okay, I suck at summaries. But this may get interesting. Read to find out. First chapter is kind of short, sorry. And yeah, I know the title sucks.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,379 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Artemis F., Max
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 6,997 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Fruit Loop's Reign by Pheek reviews
Extreme AU. What if Vlad had been able to turn the astroid intangible and save the Earth? Of course, Danny NEVER got rid of his powers, so he was still a halfa when Vlad went up to save the Earth. Anyways, what if he had been able to do it. Rated4Saftey
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Vlad M.
Of Magic and Mischief by colourciel reviews
Alex Russo's life in Hogwarts Years 1-7. Chaos, pranks, parents complaining, love, betrayals, and top of all that, dealing with Voldemort. Her life couldn't be more perfect! Harry/Alex/Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,958 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alex R.
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Vikings and Demigods by Astrid O' Buadhaigh reviews
The goddess of discord, Eris, has hatched a new plan that involves bringing vikings in from the past! When Camp Half Blood houses our favorite vikings, how will the demigods react? Rated T for further chapters.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010
As the Wind Blows by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
Sequel to Wind and Waves.A love was lost before James ever loved Lily.Now almost 7 years later it must be saved, before time runs out on the ex-pirates.Because while the English aren't after them anymore, the Pirates certainly are.Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,046 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Artemis Fowl: The Spirit's Lament by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Artemis has recovered from the Atlantis Complex, and has discovered The Mysterious Benedict Society, and joined them. However, soon, Constance begins to suffer from strange nightmares, and the new quintet is called upon to rescue the Last of the Angels.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Artemis F., Reynie M.
The Unknown Threat by ajoytowrite reviews
A new danger is closing in on one of their own. While investigating a new string of deaths, truths with come out. Sequel to "The Mysterious Dr. Reid" and "Physics Magic Bullet".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,439 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Family Name: Year Five by Elbereth in April reviews
Voldemort has risen. The Ministry has invaded Hogwarts. Artemis is teaching Harry Occlumency. Harry is teaching Defense lessons. And Draco is teaching the Slytherins to be good guys. Well, sorta.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,072 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Xtermination by panache2005 reviews
What happens when the Flock encounters the X-Men?
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Our Darkest Hour by Ace of Fours reviews
Wheatley is an unfortunate Aperture Science engineer who, in a stroke of truly terrible luck, finds himself in a practically post-apocalyptic Aperture with a mute test subject who's just as unlucky as he is. human!Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
A New Twist by The QAS reviews
After a strange chat with a certain ghost, Nico goes to England hoping for someone to help them fight Kronos, but what he gets, is a whole lot more than he bargains for...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 59,764 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Astoria G., Harry P., Nico A., Percy J.
My Countrified Immortal by TheStormBlowsIn reviews
Hi ya'll my name be Cathy Darkness Dementia Raven Way. I be here to tell ya'll 'bout my new story: My Countrified Immortal. It be a story with all the things that be happenin' im my life at right now. Please read this here story. reviews are much obliged!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - OC, Draco M.
The Emotional Illness by Tarkana262 reviews
A strange sickness has infected nearly everyone in Ponyville. It seems there is no hope for a cure - until Twilight stumbles across a strange blue box...
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Why Reid Shouldn't Play Video Games by Lee Hikari reviews
Reid really shouldn't play Video Games...and this is the reason why. Read and Review, even flames are welcome, it causes me to laugh, oh, and a small Zelda reference too! Should this be T? I don't know...ah well...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Phoenix Rising by thatgirlinredandgold reviews
Annie Greymann, daughter of Apollo and one of the world's most feared Death Eaters, but Annie doesn't know that. In fact she knows absolutly nothing about magic. That is until she turns 11 and leaves behind all her friends and the only life she ever knew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,652 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010
Trixie: Treasure by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
The once Great and Powerful Trixie comes into possession of the means to get back at the residents of Ponyville - but is she ready to pay the price for that vengeance?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Trixie - Complete
Playing With Fire by ValkyrieNyght reviews
Garcia was never caught by the FBI for hacking. She's stayed underground. Now she has to somehow prove that she isn't her brother's killer while hiding the fact that she is a notorious hacker. Meanwhile, the BAU is hot on her tail.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - P. Garcia
To Err Is Human by Faux Promises reviews
GLaDOS was never a human, but she certainly came as flawed as one. Fortunately, with error comes enlightenment. 7 Deadly Sins themed collection of one-shots.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
If by abrokencastiel reviews
What if? is the question. This is going to be a collection of short stories about "what if"'s. Like, what if Reid had continued to take drugs? What if Hotch had gotten there in time to save Hailey? What if...?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010
Book 6: The ELEMENT of Surprise by owlgirl16 reviews
Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Ditzy Doo: Muffins by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Ponyville's mailmare is a mystery. Why does she act the way she does? Why does she have a Unicorn foal? What does her Cutie Mark mean? And why muffins? The answers will reveal a past she didn't know she had...and a guilt she may never live down.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
A Bubbly Airhead by IloveYouAnge reviews
My take on how Derpy/Ditzy Doo Hooves got her cutie mark.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Cousin Miss Perfect by Lost and Never Found reviews
Scootaloo is not happy when her cousin comes for a visit. With Little Miss Perfect showing up the Cutie Mark Crusaders all afternoon, perhaps there is something they are missing behind that "perfect" façade? Only a thunderstorm will reveal the truth...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
5 Times Garcia's Phone Rang & 1 Time It Didn't by GMTH reviews
Garcia's phone never stops ringing. And then, it does. Warning: Major character death off-screen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - P. Garcia - Complete
Maximum MacGyver by Hideout Writer reviews
MacGyver investigates Itex, and gets caught. To the outside world, he was shot. As an experiment, he lives on.
Crossover - MacGyver & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
While we're on the topic of space by Tanokki reviews
One night, Luna gets a visit from two very strange machines. Space Core X Space.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/20/2011
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Testing, One, Two, Three by Intergalactic Asher reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Lucky Number Seven by Hornswaggler reviews
A case comes in from California. It would be normal - or as normal as they get - but a victim in the file stands out a little too plainly. Will one of the team be able to handle working this one? One-Shot, rated T to be cautious
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Wizard King by JFox101 reviews
When Lily and James are killed by Voldy in Africa, Rafiki is informed by the Spirits of a child whose destiny lies with Mufasa's Pride. Harry is adopted by Mufasa and Sarabi, who have lost Simba,as their son.AU, lion animagus Harry. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN FIXE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Mufasa - Complete
My Immortal Breakdown by Sophie-1.618 reviews
So, we're all familiar with the infamous, "My Immortal" story, Tara Gilesbie's loosely-acclaimed "Harry Potter" fanfic. But… what if there were no death threats to Tara's enemies, what if there were no grammatical errors, what if... the author had talent?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Henbane Addams by The Wigmonsters reviews
Blood calls to blood. Harry Potter is gone, snatched away from the doorstep in the confusion and power of Halloween night. Henbane Addams is born, and like the Family, he will gladly feast on those who would subdue him. Hogwarts won't be expecting this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P.
Voldemort and 'Da Death Dealers' Read My Immortal by mostlyvoidpartiallystars reviews
After exploring Malfoy Manor's attic, Voldemort makes an interesting find- a strange book called "My Immortal"... Laugh as Voldemort, along with his trusty Death Eaters, take the mickey out of the fanfic we all know and love- to hate. Please read& review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Voldemort
The Zombie Apocalypse of Lima, Ohio by The Minsk reviews
My name is Finn Hudson, and you're reading this because I survived.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Prison Half Blood by pegasusdmac reviews
What if demigods were considered menaces rather than heroes? Percy is taken to Prison Half-Blood when he is 12 years old, and there he must face the steep consequences for being a child of a god. Dark AU. Round 8 Phoenix Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
To See Them Laughing by herecomesthesun123 reviews
All his life Teddy Lupin dreams of meeting his mom and dad. When a strange necklace takes him back in time he meets some familiar and some new faces, but does he really want to meet them? Or does seeing them hurt too much?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Teddy L., N. Tonks
A road not taken by cedricsowner reviews
A series of murders and a strange encounter lead Reid to take a look at the choices he made in his past. Reid-centric case-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
GurdyRoot by RodentFace reviews
Luna Lovegood decides to take a break from her position as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor in order to search for proof of Crumple-Horned Snorcacks. Who will be her replacement? Will he or she be as successful at the subject?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 3,300 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I'm Still Here by Cordria reviews
Buried in the backyard, Danny's locked away in a forgotten Thermos. When it's finally found seventy years later, Danny is released and he needs to learn to deal with his new life. Can he survive what the future can throw at him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Angel's Predicions by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The Flock goes to Haiti to help earthquake victons-but Angel's predicion could change everything in an instant.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Death In the Family by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Reid dies saving Morgan's life. His death changes the team and nearly destroys them. Will they ever be able to move on from something like this? Especially Morgan? PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8294 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Any Means by MChristopher reviews
A little forewarning regarding the sorting leads to an entirely different fate for young Harry Potter. See what happens when Mr. Potter is given just a bit more background information, and more importantly, a lot more blackmail material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
HellZelda, Sing! by Rock Angel 89 reviews
After discovering of a Twilight portal while on a mission, the Hellsing organization enter the world of Hyrule, where chaos has once again shown its ugly head. Integra and her agents agree to help Zelda on her quest to return Hyrule to normal.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Zelda, Integra - Complete
Phasmatis Cruor by Aki-sama reviews
Remus travels to America on Dumbledore's orders in search of a uniquely powerful ghost, and finds much more in the process. Three young untrained witches and wizards, and a friend in the form of a spirit...Remus has his work cut out for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,368 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Danny F.
Hellsing: Operation Twilight by Alex McM reviews
Alucard discovers the most vile of abominations...the Twilight movie! The word Vampire is becoming tainted and it's up to the world's greatest TRUE vampire to end the horror once and for all! That's right...Twilight...must DIE!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by IcamaneHatake reviews
Crackfic. When Bently McQuinn ends up in Half-Blood Prince, he's elated. Until he finds out that it's been taken over by Twihards. Can he save Harry Potter? Don't read if you can't take a Twilight joke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Awoken by HollyBlue2 reviews
Alex is in a coma. The nurses want to pull the plug. Will he wake up after three years...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Alucard Meets a Mary Sue by Tprinces reviews
Does anyone ever wonder where all those "perfect characters" go after their done with? Follow Alucard, Seras, Integra and Walter as they take you into the depths of the limbo which we call... FanFiction. kind of a surreal story, but fun
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Alucard - Complete
In The Cold Rain, I Stand Alone and Fight by A True Criminal Mind reviews
A story about Spencer Reid as an 11 year old boy in his 3rd year of high school. Not sure If I'll keep going, review please.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/17/2009 - S. Reid
UltraViolet by the status is not quo reviews
When the Parr family is relocated again during the summer after "The Incredibles", Violet must attend Sky High. Will and the rest are in their Sophomore year.
Crossover - Incredibles & Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Twilight the Rewrite by Tprinces reviews
Tired of vampires who sparkle? Wish Bella was less of a Mary Sue? Hoping in vain that Edward could some how be less of a pansy? It's all here in Twilight the Rewrite: How it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,735 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Best of K Unit by The Terrifying Fairies reviews
Jusmine - Alex Rider and K-Unit should not be mixed. Ever.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Start of Something New by JellyFish72 reviews
After an attack on the Dursley's, Dumbledore sends Harry to stay with more... distant relatives. Will he survive the wealthy Evans family, their eccentricities, and their love of... musical theatre!
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Kelsi N.
Fifteen Years Gone by tanyart reviews
Saving the world is more of an obligation than a passion. Duty; not pleasure. Destiny; not choice. Maximum Ride unexpectedly finds herself fifteen years into the future during her Antarctica escapade. She has doubts. The future never included her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,155 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
My Immortal: Ebony Redefined by One Deranged Scribbler reviews
A SERIOUS parody of a seriously bad fan-fiction. This is NOT a sequel to the on-going saga of awful by XXXbloodyrists666XXX, but it was most definitely my inspiration. The A/N explains a little bit better. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter 4 is UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
The Marauders, a Harry Potter Prequel by Holly Marsh reviews
Three animagi and a werewolf. The story of the marauders - where they came from, where they went, and what happened along the way. Partly AU, because I began writing this before OotP was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 548,947 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
His Best Man by tanyart reviews
Iggy hates shopping, but he’ll go with Fang anyways. ‘Cause really now, it’s what best friends are for. [future!fax][Check out the sequel, 'His Bachelor Party']
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Zucco by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
There is one person Robin hates more than anyone in the world. He hates this man even more than he hates Slade. And when he is seen in Jump City Robin will stop at nothing to find him. Who knew a trip to the circus would lead to a murder investigation?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Robin
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
The Space Between The Stars by Issy reviews
COMPLETE AND OBSOLETED BY HBP While Remus comes to terms with his losses and Severus drowns in his own bitterness, Sirius seeks a way home from behind the veil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 89,517 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
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Lord Voldemort and the Muggle Weapon reviews
Voldemort is defeated in an... Interesting way. Crackfic. Rated T for mention of guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Huffleclawmage Discovers Stuff! reviews
Pretty much explaining how I got hooked on some stuff I love. Title updated 5/5/11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
My Immortal Drabble
This is purely for fun. I used some random website used for generating drabble. Yes, I mean the "fanfic" My Immortal. The one brought to you by... Tara Gilesbie/Gillespie/Gilespie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,159 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
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