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Joined 11-07-10, id: 2607025, Profile Updated: 03-25-15
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, One Piece, and Rise of the Guardians.

I guess I should write stuff about myself.

I love to cuss! You'll see that every one of my stories is rated M for that, plus I'm a pervert. :D

Some other things about me... hmmm...

I absolutely do not watch Naruto in english, when I do watch it; it's in Japanese. I follow the manga, I don't go by what the anime says or does.

Some other anime/mangas/movies/tv shows/books I love, and hope to write about; Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, King Arthur, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Star Wars.

I'm NOT a fan of the whole; your original character is a super powerful ninja, that's super awesome, and better than most; or someone from the real world becomes a ninja in the Naruto world. Doesn't work for me.

Don't talk to me about Kakashi, I will seriously cry.

I wish Liam Neeson was my bodyguard. No one would mess with me!

PLEASE review my stories. It would mean a lot!

Give me a reason to keep writing! :D

Thanks! :D


Guys, I work, go to college, have to help my parents with my younger siblings. All that plays into why these stories take foreverrrr to come out.

As of 3/25/15 I'm working on the next chapter for my Naruto story and two lemons.

My Naruto story, naturally takes the longest to type. So expect at least a two/three month period between chapters. (Or years... apparently.)

Buggy and Smoker are the current lemons I'm working on. Also, I know how much you guys want a Kizaru story - I SWEAR I will write one!

Be sure to let me know of any One Piece (preferably unusual) characters you want a lemon of.

I have a list of names of the requested saved on my computer. So just let me know who and they'll go on it. :)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W.C Fields

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! - Homer Simpson

I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it. - Mae West

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. - Rite Rudner

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

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Loving This Sin by LetoLover71 reviews
Gender-Swap. Sam's character is a girl in this. Series of one-shots between Sam and Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lucifer
Death Already Came and Got Me by Calla Mae reviews
Three times he saw her before he took her; twice she helped him, and once he saved her. How much of herself will she have to lose to survive? How much of her will he destroy? And what happens when he discovers he cares for her, how much would he be willing to give to keep her safe? And why exactly did Azog want to destroy the line Durin? Azog/OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,366 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Azog, Bolg, Thorin, Thror - Complete
Flower in the Dark by X-Anime-X-FanAddict-X reviews
She was like a child, so what did he have to fear from her? Nothing, until he realized she had some how weaseled her way into the dark depths of his Heart. Funny thing, He always thought Flowers needed Sun, warmth and Kindness. Guess not.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Mihawk
Campfire by officialthomaspaine reviews
It was an innocent question. Truly, it was. Can the noble Thorin Oakenshield smile? He's never smiled in her presence (well, he's never let her see). Maybe she could make him. Thorin/OC, written as a gift! SMUT
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin - Complete
EVERY day is bad joke day! by picklevictory reviews
your everyday, garden variety, sixth golden ticket story. based on tim burton movie, wonkaOC near the end. finished 11/2008. it was epic. 7/13/2010, NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
To Wed a Faun by blacktalon117 reviews
The time has come for the Princess to take a husband. The only problem is...she wants the faun, and that's simply not done. Even Pan doesn't know what to do about this, and he is a very old goat. Princesses just don't marry Fauns...or do they? COMPLETE. Rated M. just to be on the safe side.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,371 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
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Whoa, the Naruto world is real? reviews
Imagine waking up to your favorite manga characters, realizing you've somehow entered their world. Well that's exactly what happened to Becca, a 19 year old girl with a foul mouth, fiery attitude, and big heart. Surely her time in the Naruto world would be fun, right? Especially when she can't get a certain silver haired ninja off her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
But I'm not Alice and this isn't Wonderland! reviews
Falling down strange holes and meeting a talking rabbit? Yeah, that's not normal! Someone please explain to me what's happening. BunnymundxOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Bunnymund
A Blonde Joker reviews
A certain huge Shichibukai deserves some love, right? A Doflamingo lemon! Please don't read if you're under 18. xOC
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Doflamingo - Complete
Out Of Hatred, What Comes? reviews
Even extremely resentful, hate filled Arlong deserves some love! Right? Well he's getting it. Obviously will be a little OOC. ArlongxOC please don't read if you're under 18.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Arlong - Complete
Ice Angel reviews
An Aokiji Lemon. Oh yeahhh, this adorable Ice Man needs some lovin' as well! Rated M for swearing and icy hot sex with an Admiral. Don't read if you're under 18! Aokiji may be somewhat OOC.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Aokiji/Kuzan - Complete
Those Things You Make Me Feel reviews
An Akainu Lemon! Oh, yesss. Even big bad Marines need to get some. Rated M for the obvious. Don't read if you're underage! Akainu is somewhat OOC.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Akainu/Sakazuki - Complete
I Love You The Way You Are reviews
Some lemony goodness with Crocodile. Even he can love, right? Oneshot. Do not read if you're under 18. CrocodilexOC with OOCness. R&R would be appreciated! BEEN REVISED.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Crocodile - Complete