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The Phantom and the Moppett by Deadtom77 reviews
A young Christine needs protecting and Erik knows how it feels to be left alone with no one to care. Rated T at present.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,170 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Christine, Erik
Life Line Made of Red Ribbon by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,534 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
Sister Anderson by InkDeath reviews
Alexander Anderson has a sister...and she's nuts. Any attempt to control her is pointless, and she's Alucard's cup of crazy. What does it mean to be free, and what is the cost of true freedom?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
The Other Side To Gohan by Team Dragon Star reviews
Gohan's life tumbles upside down when a wish is made. Can he adjust to high school when he has to deal with his 'feminine' side?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,181 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Gohan, Videl
Classified: Seras's Secret Diary by Built This Way reviews
Pip, Walter, Alucard, and Integra noticed Seras has been acting weird and want to know why. After snooping in her bedroom, Alucard finds Sera's diary and everyone decides to read it together. But will they like what they read? Takes place in manga/ova.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Seras
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Annoying! by Team Dragon Star reviews
When field trips gets canceled, emotions tend to run high.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Gohan, Videl
Roses by Cosmic Dragora reviews
Evey, V, and snippets of the time they spent together.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012
I Was Kidnapped and Put in a Dress - I Thought I Looked Cute by InkDeath reviews
Alucard goes missing after crossing into Scotland. Anderson's struggle with loneliness leads him to give into caring for a wild vampiric child, and perhaps he won't have to be alone this Christmas. Unusual AAxA
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Alexander, Alucard
The Avengers Go To Disney World by BettyBoopFan123 reviews
It was your usual magical day at Disney World. Birds were chirping, children were laughing, and the Hulk was smashing. Wait...what? Oh right these were the four days that the Avengers and Loki decided to take a trip to Disney World. Madness ensues.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,919 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012
Starbucks by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
For punishment Loki is banished to live as a human until he learns a valuable lesson. Now the Avengers need his help. First he has to quit his job at Starbucks. FrostIron. and some side pairings. Capsicoul, Clintasha, Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,667 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Thor
Drabbles from monsters by Katy M VT reviews
A drabble from the monster's perspective from each episode. Sacrifice-Metatron goes in search of stories in Heaven.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 171 - Words: 23,199 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Andy
All in time by Team Dragon Star reviews
AU: Goku never understood his Masters obsession with girls, not even when he was older. But now that he's met the mysterious Chichi, he finds that he'll do anything just to see the awkward girl smile. But is he prepared to handle the dark secrets that come with that smile? GxCC
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,000 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Goku, Chi-Chi
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trust by Valerianna reviews
In light of recent events, this story is being re-written as "To Hold Eternity". But I am determined to keep this here just to remind myself of... many things. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Fundamental Theorem of Shakespeare by Canute reviews
Thanks to a prank gone wrong, Loki gets kicked out of a class and must sign up for a new one in order to earn enough credits to graduate. The problem? He may or may not have implied wanting sexual relations with his teacher. Fortunately, it seems as if his feelings might not be so unrequited after all. AU, Thor/Loki with Tony/Steve on the side
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,602 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki
One Touch by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Tony/Loki FrosIron. Loki didn't realize he had been starved nearly to death of simple touch, until Mr. Stark shows him. Loki is super deprived of affection and doesn't know it until he feels it. slash. Movie!Verse
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,340 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Man I'm Not by seaofwords reviews
After the sword fight in the graveyard, Erik and Raoul reasses each other as foes. NOT A SLASH. alw movie in setting.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Vivre est Mort by Abe Lincoln Lover reviews
Poison is meant to kill, right? That's exactly what Erik thought as he consumed it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Erik's Diary by MoonlightDutchess reviews
What if during her two week stay in Erik's home, Christine had happened upon Erik's diary? Would things have turned out differently if she knew exactly how much her actions affected him?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,304 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Erik, Christine
To Be a Winchester by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
It had started so simply: "If you're gonna be apart of this family, you're gonna have to start acting like a Winchester." Now he wasn't so sure... Dean teaches Castiel a few lessons in the fine art of being a Winchester. No slash, unless you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
The Weird and Wonderful World of a Guy Named Matt by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,629 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
All Just a Scary Movie by screamfan96 reviews
Long story short...CH. 1-Roman Bridger contacts Billy & Stu, persuading them to kill Maureen. CH. 2-Maureen's death. & *WARNING FOR CH. 3, If you don't want to read Billy/Stu smut. Rated M for violence/smut. Enjoy, & please review! :D
Scream - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Billy L., Stuart M. - Complete
Speed Of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIE-VERSE. Clint makes Steve try speed dating. Chaos of the socially-inept variety ensues! Set post-Avengers movie. Rated T for mild concepts. Feedback is very much appreciate. Thanks for reading!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stupid Cupid Speed of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
A companion piece to "Speed of Life"- this time it's Hawkeye's adventures in speed dating! Helps to have read at least ch 1 of "Speed of Life". Rated T for some adult concepts. Author's notes at the end of some chapters. Feedback always appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Science and Shenanigans by Elerrina Star reviews
"Are you sure this is safe?" - They say yes, but of course nothing is safe when our favorite science bros get together. Bruce and Tony centric, science-buddy-friendship-love but no slash. Ch. 2 up!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Avengers at Marvel University by MagicalMisto7 reviews
Clint Barton is newly transferred to Marvel University where he now shares a dorm with four of the strangest roommates he has ever had. What sort of crazy things will they get up to? Enter the Avenger's Mansion and find out! AU
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B.
Loki Knows Victoria's Secret by PhantomHeiress reviews
Thor convinces his brother to do the unspeakable: Go to Midgard to shop for underwear. One-Shot, Rated T for car thievery, a random civilian death, and Loki's bare skin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I'm Here For You by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
She doesn't feel like the most important object in the world. She's just the home of her three boys whom she promised to look out for and protect. She's a '67 Chevy Impala and she has her own story to tell. Image from GaterGirl79
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Impala
We All Have Our Strengths by MS-Manuscript reviews
Despite all appearances, Loki was quite good with children. Mostly his own, but other children too. Even if their parents disapproved. Crack one-shot, Avenger!Loki/Norse!Loki, no pairings. Complete.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Time For Revenge by Artemicion reviews
Crack. Loki discovers Minecraft. Who has time for revenge?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Loki - Complete
Captain Chastity by ride2night reviews
"Is this topic making you uncomfortable? Is it too much for your pure mind to handle? We should just change your name to Captain Chastity." Tony suggested nonchalantly as the rest of the Avengers roared with laughter around the conference room table.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Put On The Suit by messed up stargazer reviews
In the movie, Steve challenges Tony to a fight, but they never got to actually fight. This is gonna change all that. See who wins! R&R!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Punishment by Pheles-chan reviews
Amaimon really shouldn't have hit his Aniue in the face... what happens to him after Mephisto's familiar swallowed him just couldn't be good...
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Amaimon, Mephisto P. - Complete
Auction by can't-reach-beer reviews
"15 million dollars!" "15? Does anyone want to go—" "25 million!" "25 million! Anymore? Going once, going twice, going—" "50 million dollars," a certain redheaded teenager announced, making the transaction come to a complete stop. "In cash."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,421 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Matt, Mello
A Way to Relieve Boredom by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
A bored Light studies a sleeping L. "It would be hard to explain why he's all but molesting the dark haired detective. And Light doesn't think that L would be too pleased with the explanation, "I was bored." Fluffy-ish. Light/L. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Return of V by Magiically reviews
Movie, EV. It's been one year since the 5th of November and the Sutler Regime still stands. The people wonder if something extravagant will occur on that ill-fated day. Evey is determined to redeem her lost love, yet little did she expect V's return.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011
Forever and Always by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"His heart is breaking; and it's a deep, agonizing, excruciatingly insufferable pain. It's the type of pain that makes him want to scream, and scares him that he's not." Contains blood, language and a surprisingly happy ending. Matt/Mello. Three-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Vestige of a Memory by LadyGrinningSoule reviews
During the long days and nights in which Evey spent her time, she and V grew closer through each experience they shared. Fluffy Oneshot :
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
ASA Unedited Version by Danni Tran reviews
Kris's student president.Rodrick's a delinquent.When Kris's math grade starts to slip,she's assigned to Rodrick,who has the best math grades in class.Join these 2 as they struggle to keep this a secret,and face wacky adventures along the way. Rodrick x OC
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rodrick H.
House Rules of a Terrorist by Indigo Assassin reviews
Evey is new to the Shadow Gallery, and V is new to Evey in the Shadow Gallery. Here are the results of their unlikely coexistence. Discontinued but up for adoption!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Night Train by Capt. Hasting reviews
Integra and Enrico are stranded together and are forced to cooperate. Will feelings flourish or will hatred get in the way? My first pairing fanfic.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,340 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Integra, Enrico
Despicable We by the Klabautermann reviews
Gru very suddenly decides to quit villainy. Girls are happy about the news, but soon after, a most despicable personality starts coming out form Gru. What has happened? And why did he quit villainy in first place?
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,786 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010
Tales of a Surrogate Father by Indigo2831 reviews
A series of shorts about Bobby Singer's relationship with Sam and Dean over the years. Inspired by "Death's Door." Lots of angsty schmoop and young Winchesters. NOW: Sam struggles with grief over Jess; Bobby struggles with his faith. Season 1 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Bobby S., Dean W.
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cross Dressing by Anne Oying reviews
Not your average Birthday fic! When Nicky demands that Rod dress more informally for his party, he has no idea of the horrors he is about to unleash... well, The Bad Idea Bears thought it would work!
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Rod, Nicky
This time they aren't mine by ChestnutBrumby reviews
A little oneshot unrelated to my main fic, Very Early Even. Just a bit of holiday fluff for V/Evey fans!
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
What was thought as surreal by Haesal reviews
She is your average studious bookworm; a loser while he is your sophisticated high class little heart breaker; a player. How will they connect? How will her all-time best friend, her childhood friend react? Kid x Maka, one sided Soul x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Alucard vs Life by Alex McM reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Saying Yes Was The Best Mistake I Ever Made by ImpalaAngel13 reviews
Being an angel's vessel is like being chained to a comet. So what happens to that vessel after the big Y-E-S? Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Jimmy N., Adam M.
Flower Seeds by Team Dragon Star reviews
ONE-SHOT:The first day of Spring arrives and Chichi wishes to go buy some seeds with her husband...only to find that he's run off somewhere. This of course, makes her very angry and she goes off in search of him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
Starved by Coletta reviews
Alucard and Integra are stranded on an island together, and Integra is Alucard's only source of sustenance.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Alucard, Integra
Such a Quiet Thing, to Fall by Metropolis Kid reviews
My name is Seras Victoria, and I'm a Jedi. Since I was first brought to the academy, at the age of eight, I have been taught that Sith are evil and must be destroyed. So now I'm forced to wonder, if they are so evil, why did this one save me?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Only Truth by quite.bizzare reviews
V reflects on Evey's torture and it's consequences for him. One-shot maybe .
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Hellsing Drabble Collection by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
A collection of drabbles varying in lengths, focused on Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Alucard
Alucard in OOC by xXAmiRoguexX reviews
Just felt like saying this. I know it isn't a story but... -shrugs- if you don't wanna read it you could just skip it.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Alucard - Complete
Hobbies of the NoLife King by Miss Megz reviews
Just what does Alucard do in his free time? Rated because of my dirty mouth
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Alucard
Snow White by Eiserne reviews
Once upon a time, a queen wished for a child who was as white as snow, as red as blood, and as black as ebony. Be careful what you wish for. AU. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Alucard, Integra
Masquerade by mteagle128 reviews
On orders from the Queen herself, Integra finds herself in a situation she would rather have avoided. Will her loyal servant prove to be a help or a hindrance? Loosely connected two-shot orig. written at Halloween
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
A Fire In The Sky by MyraValhallah reviews
My take on what V was thinking the night he and Evey met. Oneshot for now. Hints of V/Evey. Movieverse. Please R&R
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011
Carson by Her Head In the Clouds reviews
V adored those flowers and Evey would do the same... Post-film.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Knocking by melzdog123 reviews
A fic in which many people do crazy things and say insane stuff. Crack!fic. What do you expect? It's a product of my mind about Hellsing. Warning:swearing.Written for fun. Parings are not to be taken seriously, unless you want to. Disclaimer: don't own.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Integra
Sulking by Schingiuire Vristalica reviews
A short one shot about Alucard getting needy with Integra.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Broken Feelings by Fallen-Gabriel reviews
AU - What if Kisame had captured Bee instead of losing to him? When he has to return him to base before the Bijuu can be removed what will transpire that will change his mind and his future? -Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Killer Bee, Kisame H. - Complete
Mind, Body, and Soul by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Most of her peers believe Sir Integra is suffering from an extreme identity crisis. But really, that's not even the half of it. If only they knew...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Integra, Enrico
30 Things Women Should Know About Men by whateverbro reviews
Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
A Day With Blair by Stevethesuperotaku reviews
Maka despises Blair, but when the Cat Witch asks her to spend a day on the town with her Maka learns never to judge a book by it's cover. Contains Strong Language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Blair, Maka A. - Complete
Edelweiss by FilledeMarius reviews
While watching a sleeping Enrico Maxwell, Anderson contemplates the state of the newest member of his flock.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Enrico, Alexander - Complete
Stranger than you dreamt it by MusicalMaryann reviews
Following the unmasking scene, Christine finds herself unable to simply leave the Phantom after his passionate and heart-breaking revelations. A closer look at a compassionate Christine and a Phantom yearning for a second chance. EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Erik, Christine
How to Annoy the Akatsuki for Dummies by 1Skadu3 reviews
1Skadu3 brings you your very own handbook on how to annoy the members of the Akatsuki! Each lesson provides a brief description on how to accomplish the task and possible consequences. Attempt at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Akatsuki
The Guardian of the Elements by littlekawaiifirefox reviews
Sequel to The More Original Sequel sequel to So Cliche . PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ITS PREQUELS! Hiei is in despair over losing Sadie. What will happen when the Guardian supposedly responsible for it finally reveals herself?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hiei
Seven Days of Christmas, a Despicable Me story by Shadow Zee reviews
Gru doesn't normally have any kind of Christmas spirit, but now that he has Margo, Edith and Agnes, that's about to change.
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,013 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gru, Margo - Complete
Il Mio Santuario by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
At Ferdinant Lukes, there is a gap in the wall that houses a statue of the Virgin Mary, with space on either side. Here, a lonely boy escapes to read his Bible and find sanctuary. However, there's always been room for two...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Enrico, Integra]
The Subconscious Death of Neji Hyuuga by yf-Limbo reviews
"Hinata-sama, for my sake and yours, I hope you're lying." Unfortunately, the growing blush on her cheeks told otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Kill Fried Chicken by Malifique reviews
Arthur is forced to go undercover in a fast food restaurant. A story about polyestery uniforms, hair nets, and the team making Arthur's life hell.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur - Complete
That Time of the Month by negotiate reviews
Tifa is angry at Cloud. And this time, he has no idea why. Set two weeks after end of ACC. R&R?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
A Purrrrfect Love by supercoupleschan reviews
When Maka finds a cat wandering Shibusen she decides to keep him. Not knowing he is really Death The Kid! And whats worse is that Maka can't know he is a cat but he turns human by nightfall!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Hear Broken Voices For Glass Shards Sing by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alucard, Alexander
Prank Season, Part 16 by DeanFan reviews
Dean gets Sam back for the rats in the worst possible way.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
If I Wasn't a Ninja by ClockRepair reviews
In the off chance that the Rookie 9 chose not to become ninjas, they always had other jobs to fall back on. Like a Buddhist Monk, a gym teacher and...a pop sensation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Shino A. - Complete
Girl Talk by skidtick reviews
The thing about being an S-rank criminal is that you hardly ever get to meet girls. Deidara speaks of his woes to a sympathetic Kisame, an unsympathetic Hidan and an Uchiha who just couldn't care less.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 15 by DeanFan reviews
Sam gets Dean back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 14 by DeanFan reviews
Dean gets Sam back for the snakes incident.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 13 by DeanFan reviews
Sam gets Dean back the best way he knows how; Use Dean's fear against him.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Yusuke, I'm Your Daddy by Kuramastrass reviews
AU. Yusuke goes to Koenma to ask him who his father is. I'm warning you right now: it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I know he couldn't possibly be Yusuke's father, but I couldn't resist writing it. Lots of OOCness inside. You were warned...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Yusuke U., Kurama M.
I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei by Kuramastrass reviews
When Yusuke and Kuwabara’s idea of a joke goes just a tiny bit too far, Kurama and Hiei find themselves swept up in a whirlwind of preparations for their wedding. Will the two demons end up finding love, or will their sudden union close with a divorce?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kurama M., Hiei
The Seduction of Walter Dornez by lunartick reviews
OC. Young Walter. Where Alucard discovers the disadvantages of wearing a skirt, Walter pines for true love, and Sir Hellsing is absolutely smashed. Parody of Romance... of sorts.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Walter
Prank Season, Part 12 Aftermath by DeanFan reviews
Aftermath of the latest prank.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 12 by DeanFan reviews
The saga continues...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 11 by DeanFan reviews
Sam gets Dean to eat some 'special brownies'.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Hellsing's Pride by naminesoraluv reviews
Integra decides to go on a vacation after stumbling upon her old diary by accident, and besides who wouldn't after all that stress from the knights, running the Hellsing organization and Alucard. Crappy summary I know. R&R
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Integra, Alucard
Prank Season, Part 10 Aftermath by DeanFan reviews
The aftermath of Sam eating a burrito. Sam/Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 10 by DeanFan reviews
Sam gets Dean back in the worse way. He eats a burrito. One Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 9 by DeanFan reviews
Dean gets turned into a 4 year old thanks to the Trickster.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 6 by DeanFan reviews
Dean and Sam puts Castiel in the fun.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 5 by DeanFan reviews
Sam gets Dean back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 4 by DeanFan reviews
Dean gets Sam back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 3 by DeanFan reviews
It's Sam's turn to get Dean back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 2 by DeanFan reviews
Dean try's to get Sam back.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prank Season, Part 1 by DeanFan reviews
Sam finally gets Dean back for the Nair incident.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
On the Couch by Cattiechaos reviews
Valentine's Day never goes over well in the Akatsuki. HidaDei mischief; Warning: lime in the omake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Curious Kitten And Her Secret Admirer by Metropolis Kid reviews
Coming home from a mission, Seras finds that someone has left her a rose and a mysterious letter. Who could her secret admirer be? Anime-verse. One-Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Seras - Complete
Never Forgotten by Cameron90 reviews
It's college time for Seiji, and it's been hard leaving his girlfriend Midori. In the middle of the night, his roommate arrives. It's none other than an old friend Kota. The problem is, Kota is still in love with Seiji. KxS, SxM, KxOC shonenai
Midori Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 3/4/2007
The Outcast by todrownandburn reviews
Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,226 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by Metropolis Kid reviews
How does the Merc With a Mouth spend Christmas? Well there's some forth wall breaking, a few jokes, lots of killing... and just a little romance. Written as an answer to a request by Lion in the Land, but I hope the rest of you enjoy it too. One-shot
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
More Love, Now Cheers by skullcakesryummy reviews
He blamed the alcohol. Stupid, mind-destroying alcohol and the effect it had on sweet, hot-tempered, little pink-haired girls. HidaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Right Here, Right Now by Clockwork Paradigm reviews
The time has come for Alucard to choose his new mate, only his choice isn't exactly consenting. How will Alucard woo his newly chosen beloved? AxAA yaoi. M to come in later chapters..
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Alucard, Alexander
Yearbook Signings by ClockRepair reviews
The shy Hyuuga heiress found herself in a troubling dilemma: attempting to write something to her dream man AND his best friend. But the weird part was, she was having greater difficulty writing to Sasuke then Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magnet by exec-rain reviews
Even if I leave... we'll still find each other. I'm drawn to you like a magnet. -AmaruxNaruto-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Amaru, Naruto U.
Why Me? by ClockRepair reviews
One day, Sasuke wondered why he was the only guy to be chased by fangirls so he took some time off to analyze the dating potential of the male members from the Rookie Nine and Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Pool Party Rebels by TwistedRaver reviews
-"Yes and no…I mean I didn't start the party, un…You know better yet, where's my lawyer?" "You don't get one, Deidara…"-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Deidara, Hidan, Temari, OC - Complete
TwentyFive Dollars by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
No Such Thing As Coincidence by Saya Moonshadow reviews
Kakuzu, stop hitting on underage chicks. Even if they're hot. KakuSaku; Kakuzu x Sakura. Mild HidaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2009 - [Kakuzu, Sakura H.] - Complete
Expletives by sleepy queens reviews
I find it rather disturbing that you think I’m a female dog." It was a good thing that Sai’s idiocy was so lovable. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Home by kauzchen reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Socially Awkward by parkkyungs reviews
Conversations with Sai were always difficult. Slight SaiSaku. Rated for language and Sai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Paladin Vs the Bat by Metropolis Kid reviews
Anderson goes after a different master of the night. He can't spend all of his time fighting Alucard, now, can he? One-shot. Please Read and Review. Thanks.
Crossover - Hellsing & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Alexander, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Holding the Line by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot I thought that the sacrifices of the human Hellsing foot soldiers deserved a little attention. So I wrote this. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Sarah's thoughts on this site by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sarah has a letter for all of us. Short one-shot.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sarah C. - Complete
Onions by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: Yukina finds out that Hiei is her brother in an unlikely way. Now that she knows she plans to get him back by making him chop onions?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7068 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Takako No Hibi: A Different Love Story by Cheshire Grin reviews
[Chapter 7 is up!]There are many different multiverses, many possibilities. Things don't always happen the same way. This time around, a new girl finds her way into Seiji's life. Seiji x Takako
Midori Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,100 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
So Lifelike! by GirlX2 reviews
Jack finds himself in a world where he's love and adored by millions. The problem? He's seven inches tall!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Nicknames by Infinite Inficio reviews
[SaiSaku 'friendship', if you can call it that] [How to Make Friends with Others] Sai was learning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Genshi by leafygirl reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fire and Water: A Scathing Sendup of Slash fics by GirlX2 reviews
I got this idea from a delightful little comic. The URL for the comic is now in my personal profile.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
All Forgiving by Thess reviews
“The Lord died on the Cross to free them from the weight of their sins. But she was not like Him, she could not pretend to forgive and forget all offences. Especially his.” Integral x Enrico. One Shot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Integra, Enrico - Complete
The Nature of the Game by leafygirl reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
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Who's Your Daddy? reviews
Everyone fell silent. Soon enough, one of them finally spoke. "W-What did you say, un?" Sakura took a deep breath and repeated, "I'm pregnant." Silence. "Who's the father?" asked Zetsu, trying to remember the night of Sakura's birthday. "I don't know." AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Akatsuki Prank Season reviews
When the Akatsuki members get called to a meeting by Pain, they discover that they will be staying together at a mansion for a year. But add boredom and revenge, and a simple 1-year-stay can erupt into an all-out prank war! What madness will ensue?NO YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Akatsuki