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Author has written 1 story for Watchmen.

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This account was closed for a while due to so many personal issues and problems.

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Problem Child by Taisi reviews
Life is hard in Flushing, Queens, and making ends meet neatly is next to impossible with rent to pay, four mouths to feed and only two working bodies in the house. Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (IDW/2K12, Human!AU, Mikey-centric.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,372 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Orange Blossom Special by TwistedGoth reviews
AU. In the second great war, Sweden broke neutrality to allow unarmed German troops to travel through their country via railroad. Berwald, freedom fighter, disagrees with this decision and sabotages a train. But the soldier that he captures as leverage was planning on going AWOL anyway, and sometimes your worst enemy can become your strongest ally. Sweden x Germany, Den x Fin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,257 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Germany, Sweden] [Denmark, Finland]
Speaker for the forgotten by Freya's Valhalla reviews
'Tonight, Konoha is a song of a thousand cries, but Kakashi only hears the wail of a newborn.' Kakashi centered. Oneshot. Edited ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - Danish - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
ground rules by whiplashwhiplash reviews
In which sharing a room at an inn proves to be quite the adventure.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Aramis, Porthos, Athos, D'Artagnan - Complete
he who handles gold like sand by whiplashwhiplash reviews
In which a careless remark brings back bad memories for Porthos.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Porthos, Aramis, D'Artagnan, Athos - Complete
Chewing on Glass by demonsweat reviews
The city was a warzone. Military fought the invading monsters, gangs fought each other, and we struggled against them all. I was not afraid. As long as my brothers fought by my side, I knew we would prevail. I never thought the day would come, when I would have to face these trials without them; when I, Hamato Leonardo, would be forced to stand alone.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,000 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Semantic Satiation by AngelDormais reviews
Be truthful, now. Or do even you believe your lies?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Countdown to Clarity by LittleKy reviews
It's taken him seventeen years, but Raphael finally understands. Oneshot. (2nd Place for "Best Raphael" and nominated for "Best Short Work" in the 2013 fanfic competition!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Fireheads by The Bride of Bronn reviews
A series of 50 themes conveying Laurie and Rorschach's dynamics through a sentence. AU. A 1sentence challenge from LJ
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Walter K./Rorschach, Laurie J./Silk Spectre - Complete
Clogged Drain by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Bodies of water were once doorways between this world and the next. Living in an old water treatment plant means being there when the doorway opens. Takes place during the last season of the NT in their new lair. No pairings, for you who've commented your fears otherwise. Just pure ghost story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,253 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
when we lay down our weary guns by Grotesk Burlesque reviews
Each one holds the key to the others' liberation. Django/Schultz/Broomhilda
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,228 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz, Broomhilda S. - Complete
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang! by TwistedGoth reviews
AU. Expert spy Alfred Jones spends his time traipsing around Axis lands, gate-crashing even Nazi balls with ease. But it only takes one alert Wehrmacht soldier to ruin the whole thing. Hold the phone—after an interesting proposition, things will probably work out just fine. Even if the unreadable German is harder to crack than the Enigma itself. Espionage was never so fun! AmeGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,282 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Germany, America] Spain, Austria
Required Taste by lilien passe reviews
Requisite Coffee Shop AU. Ludwig is a barista enamored with a rainy day customer. Drabble. Slight Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Der Phönix by hurg reviews
Ludwig dies in the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Germany, Hungary - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Down Among the Dead Men by eight 0f hearts reviews
Engie isn't sure where the others got the idea that he was some sort of doctor, because really, he knows jack squat about medicine. Well. Isn't this a bit awkward.
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - A. Gromov/Engineer, C. Snippy/Sniper - Complete
For Your Own Good by ricebol reviews
Dan has an accident; Rorschach saves him but thinks it wasn't an accident. And reacts accordingly.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Why Don't You Ever Laugh? by simplewritings reviews
Jokers thoughts on the Dark Knight. An appeal for Batman to laugh. Summary sucks, hopefully the story is better. Rated T for minor language and the suggested deaths of bystanders.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
King of Gotham by Kyrandis reviews
Gotham City definitely couldn't be classified as a pleasant city. It was hardly appealing, with its polluted, smoggy air, frequent rainfall, and consistently slimy, sewage-smelling streets—not to mention the ridiculous crime rates. But it was still /his/.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Night Watch by GreyLiliy reviews
Daniel is having nightmares. Mysterious wounds coming from no where. Rorschach doesn't like it. Not one bit. Going to save partner if it takes all night.
Crossover - Watchmen & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,816 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach, Freddy K.
Star Wars by StarKid McFly reviews
One-shot, Marauders friendship. "If we were in Star Wars, who would we be?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Inevitability by AllyEmrys reviews
Broken Merlin. Unbreakable Arthur. Cameras and celli and really awful coffee and painful relationships and frightening pasts and snow and kisses and the fact that they will always, always find each other in the end.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Strategy by meganechan720 reviews
Leonardo is a strategist, even when comforting his brothers. Kind of a SAINW fic. One of my under-500-word-drabbles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Silent Chambers by Pinguin1993 reviews
Stealthy Stories Contest. Ever wondered what happens when you put Raph and Leo into a box, six feet under, with nothing but each other and a dagger? Bishop did. And so he tries it out. Of course help is coming. But where exactly are they? Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Drowning by Alerix Slynn reviews
Oh, yes, a gun. He was gonna shoot them sonsofbitches if it was the last thing he did. Pain. Blacking out wouldn't do. He had to breathe, he just had to. Just had to get to the surface and shoot. Just one more breath. Please? Dean Whump.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Dean W.
Nothing by Simone Robinson reviews
"-The first time was nothing, you've always pronounced. It's never affected you, even an ounce. The blood on your hands was the blood of a man who was stealing and cheating and threatening your clan. -" Narrative poem focusing on Raphael's first kill.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Raphael - Complete
FeatherEdged Reflections by patchworkdove reviews
Nite Owl and Rorschach on pigeons. "They aren't different at all. They are the same species as the birds I kept and loved and fed, just born... hatched... into a different, less privileged situation."
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Four Seasons by Megan McAlistair reviews
Four shorties about the seasons and how they stand for each brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Heroes of War by Ghostgirl468 reviews
'Why did you do that? came a thought, not one of his own, but in the voice of a young girl. Because I was ordered to, he answered'. Character death. Don't expect a happy ending. R&R
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Commander Cody, Captain Rex - Complete
You're Mad by LuxaLucifer reviews
Four kids. One closet. Possibly some toilet water. Say goodbye to sanity, friends, becuase you're talking to the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
CHARGE! by Elvish-Princess99 reviews
Alas, rotten flesh and muscles weren't up to producing anything that would look nice in the history books.
Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Dunkel by sol1na reviews
Ein melancholischer Sirius und ein hilfloser Remus auf dem Dachoboden im Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
This Isn't Little Big Horn by Harrigan reviews
Dean has always understood that one day there would be a final hunt from which he doesn't make it home. This is that hunt. But apparently Sam didn't get the memo.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bloody Sad by Simon920 reviews
Alfred is doing some cleaning.
Nightwing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
Happy Dust by Jay2645 reviews
I was let out of the funny farm to make people wearing the other color happy with my happy dust. They dance and sing and then they fall asleep from exhaustion. I'm being paid to make people happy. I'm so happy they let me out of the funny farm.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Pyro
A Riddle for Scarecrow by ginnyisdacoolest reviews
Drabble - the Riddler comes up with an amusingly appropriate riddle for his cellmate Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Bookends by BiteMeTechie reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Probably Not to Do with the Whiskey by Twirl reviews
Hugo Stiglitz puts a different name down on the card he slides to the Gestapo Major sitting beside him, to the immense dismay of those around him.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hugo S. - Complete
Polarity by Chris Myers reviews
When a Romero-style zombie outbreak hits, three supervillains, led by a long time loser, find themselves doing whatever it takes to save themselves, and eventually, the rest of humanity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 325,457 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Shocker, Rhino
A Question by SecondImpulse reviews
Mello just wonders sometimes... Matt Mello friendship
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Auschwitz by KayosHybrid reviews
Germany suddenly starts having strange coughing fits, and soon Italy finds out the terrible reason why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Five Letter Word by Beater with a Brain reviews
Doing the Sunday crossword, Remus finds himself thinking about his friend Sirius Black, oneshot, poem, no pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Filling the Gaps by ricebol reviews
The first rule of patrol is: Don't get separated. The second rule of patrol is: DON'T GET SEPARATED. Mild slashiness, kind of.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Good Afternoon, Officer by Dunyazade reviews
Bruce really shouldn't speed in Blüdhaven. Oneshot.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Going Underground by Twisted Root reviews
An attempt to weave a story between Rorschach and Nite Owl in the days leading up to the capture of Underboss. Summaries suck, must investigate fu...ohh, I'm sure you can fill in.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,572 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Almost Ten Minutes by Kay the Cricketed reviews
“You can learn all the crud you want to be prepared,” Raph tells Leo. “But it’s always gonna be that one thing you didn’t learn that comes back to screw you.” Comicverse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael
constancy, with all its parts replaced by Serendipity1 reviews
If a change causes a thing to cease existing, he's lost a brother and gained something else. Donatello/Leonardo one-sided.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Remains Unmentioned by Dayadhvam reviews
Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Clarity, Her Tomb by Kay the Cricketed reviews
It starts on a night in the rain, with saving Mikey. Soon the nightmares plague more than Leo's sleep, however, and he's forced to play a deadly game with the twisted things identical to his brothers. Getting out of Wonderland's easy. Getting in isn't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Leonardo
I Remember You by Albus Paulson reviews
Poemdrabble about who Harry misses as he goes on to the next great adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Tiger, Tiger by Tendo Rei reviews
Not everyone is capable of change.
Jungle Book - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Mowgli, Kaa - Complete
Even at 60:60 by faceted-mind reviews
My sensei taught me that everyone around me dies, so I should join a profession where that is acceptable.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,925 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Timing by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Sakura is learning that promises are never broken. They're just sometimes a matter of timing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
How Ford And Arthur Met by Minor God reviews
A drunk Betelguisian, a brokendown car and a brokendown human. And some rain and a policeman.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Friend by Radioactive reviews
This is just how I think Arthur and Ford met. 10 bucks to whoever can say what day and time the Earth will be demolished.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2005
Father's Day by Simon920 reviews
Officer Grayson hears some kids talking about their fathers. PG-13 for strong language.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2004
Marvin in Limbo by hoopyfroodcat reviews
What happened to Marvin after he died?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2000
Green Glass Gone Red reviews
The Watchmen look at a bottle of coke. But only one of them really sees it.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete