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Author has written 53 stories for Star Wars, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ranger's Apprentice, Doctor Who, Mario, Portal, Twilight, Batman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Batman, Furnace series, Young Justice, Team Fortress 2, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Little Pony, Homestuck, BioShock, and Merlin.

Greetings denziens of Fanfiction, and welcome to my humble profile! My name is Ender, and I am the person who typed this profile, and the stories listed below. Unless you're looking at my favourited stories. I didn't do those ones. But the people who did do them are just as awesome as I am, so it's all cool!

As for about me, I am a teenager and a citizen of Canadiania. That's totally what the country is called. Shut up don't you ever question me. I've got long hair which varies colour, and glasses. I like to think that I am a hot piece of ass. I can dream! As for my gender, I am genderfluid, which means that sometimes I'm a girl, sometimes I'm a guy, and sometimes I'm neither. Generally, I am a woman, if only due to the fact that I find it difficult to identify as a man with some of my more... obvious... parts. Until I get my hands on a chest binder. Then I can frolick. Feel free to refer to me as a he, she, they, ze, or whatever pronoun you prefer.

PSA: If you call me an it, I will tear out your spleen.

You have been warned.

I am also Pansexual, which does not mean I am attracted to pans. This means that I am gender blind. That is to say, I can reach down someones pants and be satisfied no matter what I find. It's like, super bisexual. I'm not good at explaining, try googling it if you're confused.

I am a raging feminist, which does not mean that I despise men. I actually think that guys are pretty cool. Feminism is about equality of the sexes. Misandry is man hating, not Feminism.

The following stuff is just me ranting about writing. It will be added on to a lot. Feel free to copy and paste if you agree.

You know what pisses me off? The concept of "other girls". The school of thought that every woman is your enemy, they are all shallow, stupid, makeup-caked sluts. That you are the one special snowflake, you're better than all of them. I don't like that idea. Other women are human beings! They have thoughts, feelings, emotions! Just because they have different interests, doesn't mean that they're terrible. Sure, some people are just bitches. That's normal. But they are not a goddamn hive mind! Start writing dynamic women! Make a female hero who is not out to get the guy! Make a female villian who has not had her heart broken, or isn't trying to improve her looks, or doesn't live for a man. Let's write interesting characters. Let's write a man and a woman as simple friends, with no romance, no flirting, nothing. Women are not your fucking plot points. Stop using them as such.

The term slut also annoys me. So what? A woman has lot's of sex? Really, what is wrong with sex? How does it hurt you? Allow me to explain something: Sex is awesome. It feels great. It's fun. And some women like to have lot's of it. This does not affect your life in any way, shape or form. Unless a woman sleeps with your significant other, in which case, they probably weren't that great in the first place. Besides, if a man and a woman sleep with the exact same number of people under the exact same circumstances, a woman will be labled as a whore, while the man gets to be glorified as a player. Seriously, what the hell? So, anyways. Sex is good. The term slut is stupid and sexist.

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Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
Snowflakes by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 81,675 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/23/2012
Just an Emissary? by DreamweaverAki reviews
Edward Elric is sent to Hogwarts to become an ambassador between Amestris and the Wizarding world. Can Hogwarts survive the Fullmetal Alchemist? Can Ed keep all of his secreats hidden? Can he afford to abandon his search for the homunculus? How will Harry and the gang take to a strange newcomer? Disclamer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Harry Potter or any or their characters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,797 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Edward E.
Truth Revealed by Fallen Crest reviews
AU. The FMA characters are brought to a room to view FMA Brotherhood. How will they react to seeing their future? Can they change what is to come? Or will they make the same mistakes?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 771,877 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., Ling Y.
The Magic Of Torchwood by Bella The Strange reviews
The Torchwood team have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Set between Adam and Reset. Rated T because of Jack Harkness, swearing, mature themes, slash etc... it's Torchwood!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 140 - Words: 537,867 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/6/2011
It Takes a City to Raise a Kid by H0lmeser reviews
A series of snapshots of the life of Death the Kid. One-shots. R&R.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Victim by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
Life is just starting to get back to normal for Wally and Dick...until Cadmus comes back to haunt them. The appearance of a mysterious figure only makes things worse, and the two are left wondering if there is any hope left for them.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
To Die for the Republic by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,244 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Handmaidens, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
The World in Turmoil: Advent by ANarrativeCloud reviews
Edward could not believe his eyes. His limbs were back... and? He's back to being a five year old... Damn you, Truth. Adandoned & Adopted.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
To Change The Past by BlueSkies23 reviews
John, Lestrade, Donovan, and Anderson travel back to the past and meet Sherlock and Mycroft as children. Little do they know, someone else has traveled back with them, and he's going to try to stop Sherlock for good. Rated T for later chapters. (Warning: contains death) Kid!Sherlock. Kid!Mycroft
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
From Mori to Smellerbee by DeepAzulaEyes reviews
Before she was the Freedom Fighters' Smellerbee, she was Mori, daughter of a wealthy Earth Kingdom merchant. When the Fire Nation came to town, one powerful general's interest in Mori's sister, Kohana, changed Mori's world forever.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,108 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot
The Long Sad Tale of FedoraFreak by thesunlitmaid reviews
Overall, you have a pretty comfortable, happy life. You couldn′t ask for more. Well, except one thing. You wish that you could bond with your son more, and that is where the whole mess started.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/7/2013
Time Travel and TV by The Potters of the Future reviews
Merlin, Gaius, the knights of the roundtable and Gwen gather to watch Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 247,626 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Childhood of a Sociopath (pre-rewrite) by wh0lockian reviews
Sherlock wasn't always the sociopath he is now, he just had a push in that direction, leading himself to believe it was true. THIS STORY IS SET IN MODERN DAY. I don't know about the 80s so I've stuck to what I know so it's slightly AU but not really. Kid!lock Teen!lock Uni!lock. Will be undergoing rewrite when finished.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 82 - Words: 177,075 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper, Anderson - Complete
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Provinces & States: You're Doomed! by 9foxgrl reviews
World: Meet the Provinces of Canada and the States of America. These rambunctious teens/kids are the reason these two countries have nearly lost their sanity so many times. World, you're doomed to loose your sanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,364 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - America, Canada
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
The Paradox Game by Toadsie reviews
The Doctor aims to take Amy and Rory to an underwater water park on 24th century Earth but instead runs into a lifeless Earth filled with sands and ruins. On a quest to discover what went wrong and how to fix it, the TARDIS trio is thrown into a child's computer game of multi-universal proportions.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Wayward Vagabond
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as 'different'. (Chapter 19 update: AT LONG LAST, THEY HAVE LEFT THE CAMP! Thank God.)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 148,444 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,970 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2005
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
100 Tricks of an Illusionist by Rexness613 reviews
This is a response to Wishing-Fires 100 theme challenge. Its about Zexion. I'll try to keep it under T. Its Humor, Drama and most everything in-between. No yaoi. Chapter 69 : Zexion paused. Then again, so had everyone else.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Zexion, Ienzo
Meetings Gone Wrong by ShiroHichi891 reviews
What would happen if a certain Substitute Shinigami lost control of his temperamental hollow in the middle of a captain's meeting? Let's see how this all plays out as Ichigo's hollow gives a demonstration to the Seireitei captains of exactly how powerful he really is. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Time-travel fic. Merlin, as court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of finding a way home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. "Cut it, Kilgharrah. I already know my destiny." AU S05E10 "The Kindness of Strangers" On Hiatus
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,391 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Vanitas Does Not Like Ponies by Taliax reviews
Annoyed at Xehanort for overworking him and sending him to a world full of ponies, Vanitas decides to take a vacation. His idea of a good vacation didn't include partying or making friends, but he'll tough it out in exchange for ice cream and an outfit change. Crackfic. Sequel to "Vanitas is NOT a Power Ranger," but you don't really need to read that first.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Fluttershy, Rarity, Vanitas
Come With Me by Hinn-Raven reviews
She didn't switch sides just because some silly, full of himself hero asked her to. It was a lot more than that. Drabble series. NOW COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,607 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Carbon by MizukiMai reviews
Their job is to get in, get the diamond, and get out. Unfortunately, it's never that easy. {In which Axel is an assassin, Zexion is a hacker, and Roxas and Xion mess up. Badly.}
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Rapacious Avarice by MegaKiraraLover reviews
"No one in Devil's Nest had any idea exactly when the strange traveler from the East first appeared," but…what secrets lie behind his squinted eyes and the gloves he never takes off? TIMETRAVEL, manga-based, greed-/chimera-POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ling Y., Greed
Baby Photos by Pokelolmc reviews
When going to the DWMA alongside Colonel Roy Mustang to do negotiations with Lord Death, Maes Hughes meets possibly the only other father as obssessed and passionate as him and the two of them have chats, and more 'importantly', share photos of their 'adorable' and 'gorgeous' daughters. (Twoshot). Rated T for the slight language and Maka Chops. (Will later get a sequel).
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Maes H., Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Truth by Splintered Star reviews
Yoshiya Kiryuu knows who he is, and that is not his father's pretty daughter. trans!ftm!Joshua, pregame.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Sanae H. - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
Pericolo! Morte! Rinnovata! by Corky Riviera reviews
The rebirth is here! A new continuity of Pericolo Morte, after the server received years worth of updates. All your favorites are back, from Hevy to Corky the Spy! A parody-style compilation based on Team Fortress 2, riddled with sarcastic humor and the occasional explosive penguin. Intended for slightly older audiences.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic
Pericolo! Morte! A Team Fortress 2 Fanfiction by Corky Riviera reviews
The Red team doesn't seem to have it all together, but yet they manage through each day at a time. Everyone you love is there, including the Doc and the handy Engineer. Join them in Spectator Mode as they make a mess for the Bloo Team every stinkin' day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2008
Young Justice and the Pentawizard Tournament by xoverlover reviews
Character-driven. YJ Anon Prompt. The team goes in Harry's fourth year to be bodyguards for the Triwizard Cup. They're from a school of "alternative magic" and have to pretend to actually compete so they aren't caught.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,371 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Richard G./Nightwing
Star Catcher by crOwnlEssG reviews
A time-traveling mishap will make two children and a fledgling realize that the unexpected can sometimes be a good thing.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,266 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
CAN you see US? by Fruity-Dragonfly reviews
It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, Canada
You Don't Know Me by Browniesarethebest reviews
Each Titan has a dark secret, a terrible memory. When they are kidnapped and forced to reveal this terrible secret to their closest friends, they may never be the same again.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Complete
Camp Us by Shade's Ninde reviews
College AU - Artemis has some interesting hallmates. Team hijinks, multiple pairings, featuring RA!RA and his hat-tossing skills. T for language and occasional questionable content. Chapter Nine: u grad, bro?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,417 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Crumble by orangeyhairedimmortal reviews
Ichigo has gone missing and no one knows where to find him. He should have gone back to the World of the Living but something happened. Somehow he was captured and Soul Society is doing everything they can to find him. But will they get the same Ichigo back? -IchiHime, Hollow Ichigo, tortured!Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Crossing the Rift:Episode Two:The Last Heirbender by TheBleachDoctor reviews
Zuko just wants some rest and relaxation. As for John, Jade, and Vriska... they won't get any for a while. Crossing the Rift continues as the Homestuck crew crosses dimensions into the world of Avatar! Rated T for language and violence. Episode 2 of "Crossing the Rift"
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Aang, John E.
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Just Getting By by number03 reviews
He was Cthulhu. It was him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Ventus/Ven, Vanitas
Time to Grow, Room to Run by Took-Baggins reviews
A collection of drabbles and ficlets. Accepting prompts for all characters and pairings.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - The Once-ler
Jilt and a Jig by Rose Eclipse reviews
In which the people of colonial Burgess have a disagreement over literature and Jack takes to wooing. One-shot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Not Again! by Browniesarethebest reviews
Sequel to Robin, KF, Speedy: Past and Present. The boys have left and everything has gone back to normal. Not! This time, Young Justice has fallen through a portal! The Titans are about to learn another piece of their friends pasts. But their friends are hiding some dark secrets, and by the time it's all over, none of them will be so secret anymore. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,324 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Reload: Albion by Oreramar reviews
After fifteen hundred years, Merlin has all but given up hope of Arthur returning for anything less than Doomsday. Little does he know, he's right.
Crossover - Merlin & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Merlin - Complete
The Starvelympics: A Hunger Games Crackfic by alidazzles reviews
Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,435 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Memory Rush by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Dirk-centric* Dirk finds a chest on his given planet that is a different kind of reward, and a different kind of memento. A stolen second from the alpha timeline.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Look Into Robin's Future and His Past by FanFictionLover13 reviews
The Teen Titans get transported to a room to watch videos of Robin's past and future. Little do they know that the Young Justice team are doing that too . . . Inspired by Fighter1357's story 'A Look' Please no flames?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,608 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Robin, Richard G./Nightwing
Survivor, or Seattle Burning by Cmdr. Gen. Marasco reviews
The Rusty Ruins were once a great metropolis. Seattle, the Emerald City. Then came the Oil Bug and the Rusty Panic, and it all went up in flames. This is the burning that city, as seen through the eyes of one survived it.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist Presumed Dead by Victorious-Mind reviews
Ed is presumed dead after the Baschool incident. Colonel Roy Mustang reads it in the newspapers. One-Shot, Parental!RoyEd, Absolutely Non-Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Public Outings by Suspicious Crow reviews
Robin loved being a super hero. You got to fight bad guys, save lives, and let's face it, Heroes always got the girls. Though there was this one other activity Robin loved to do. He loved to go and do normal things in his costume, so he could see the startled faces of citizens.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing
Quiet Forever by lealila reviews
When Anakin kinda sorta doesn't pick a side, the whole galaxy kinda sorta feels the consequences. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Seventy-eight by Raberba girl reviews
What if Axel and Saïx had ever been able to meet their teenage selves? Platonic AkuSai/LeaIsa (plus a bit of Roxas & Xion) fic as my 78th story on FFN.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Axel, Isa, Lea - Complete
Ebenezer Scourge by Recalled to Life reviews
A retelling of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol. On the last Twelfth Perigee's Eve before Sgrub, Vriska is visited by the ghosts of her (presently alive) friends, who attempt to instill the spirit of the holiday in her in an effort to prevent her from dooming any more timelines.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Vriska S. - Complete
What Your Schoolfeeding Never Told You About Culling by Azzandra reviews
Kankri's experience with Beforan "culling culture" leaves him a changed troll.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Kankri V. - Complete
Another Look by Fighter1357 reviews
*SEQUEL TO A LOOK!* The two teams continue looking into the past and future, they see the mess ups, laughs and fun they had! Join them as they smile, frown, seethe, and laugh!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Fugitive by XxNeonShadowsxX reviews
After being kidnapped by Cadmus, Wally and Dick are forced to become fugitives in order to survive and keep their loved ones safe, on the run from not only their kidnappers, but their friends and family as well. It's going to take all of their skill to get out of this and fix it...can they do it? Or will they lose everything?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,982 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
My Price to Pay by Katfosel reviews
After a hard battle with a strange Kishin that calls himself 'Pride', Maka, Kid, and BlackStar are all grievously wounded and sent from their world to another. Alone and without their weapon partners, the three resign themselves to their fate. But who's this blond kid? -told in drabbles-
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012
Family Matters by Aluminium reviews
Now the story of an absentee patriarch who failed in everything - and the deteriorating sanity of his numerous offspring. Angels, AU, epistolary, pairings largely peripheral.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012
Crossing the Rift:Episode One:Equivalent Exchange by TheBleachDoctor reviews
Three Years are just about finished. Everything is prepped, everybody's ready to fight Jack Noir... and then the Fourth Wall turns off. Wherever John and Jade thought they'd be at the end of three years, it wasn't Amestris. How will they get to the Alpha session when pretty much everyone wants to kill them? Rated T for language & violence. Episode 1 of "Crossing the Rift"
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,858 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Edward E., Jade H. - Complete
Obscura by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
Rule number 1: Cool guys never remove their sunglasses.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 110 - Words: 116,698 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dave S.
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
To Save the Queen by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 109,992 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Adventures in Batsitting by batman-defeats-all reviews
The Titans take on their greatest challenge yet; babysitting Robin's younger siblings. Slight AU, no OCs. RobStar. T because I am paranoid.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,740 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Robin - Complete
Bearing It Together by Victorious-Mind reviews
What would it be like if Roy Mustang was there when Ed fought with Kimblee in Baschool? How would he react when Edward got impaled by that iron bar? Well it just randomly came into my head. ONE-SHOT. Parental!RoyEd. ENJOY! Rated T just to be safe...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Madness of Kurosaki's Sanity by 9foxgrl reviews
One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Take Your Pick by ObsessiveFanNumber1 reviews
Every time one of his little brothers scare him by getting badly hurt, Dick gets revenge on them in one of the simplest yet cruelest ways. He paints their nails. Crack!fic? Oh yeah. Complete and utter crack!fic. One-shot. Slight DickxBabs in the first part & big brother!Dick throughout. Please read/review!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Incompatible Coding by BlooSprite reviews
Davesprite has realised. He can't stay.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Davesprite, John E.
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Joker's Amazing Crowbar Collection by Myth of a Soulless Night reviews
Batman and Robin are kidnapped by the Joker, so he can 'introduce' them to his many crowbars. One Shot, straight up crack. Now a collection of one shots, written by myself and Mist-of-our-Souls.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Voice Within by Lokrume reviews
Ichigo and Hanataro has been assigned to kill an extraordinary strong Hollow in Karakura. But when they finally find it, Ichigo realizes that he can't use his Bankai without aggravating his inner Hollow. Afraid that Hollow-Ichigo might take over and go on a rampage, Ichigo tries to fight anyway. A strategy that turns out to be disastrous... Hanataro & Ichigo whump. Urahara moment
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Ichigo K., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
My Little Homunculus by Ikarai reviews
Pure and utter crack. This was how they spent there family time, and nothing could ruin this moment. "Selim, I'm home," That had just ruined it. Rated T to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Mrs. Bradley, Pride - Complete
Instant Corpse Party, Party Not Included by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - John E., Jade H., Davesprite - Complete
The Hand You're Dealt by Lady Sam Mallory reviews
Sherlock, John and several others are trapped in a building when an explosion disrupts the crime scene they are working. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Watching The Empire Strikes Back by mythical-dragon48 reviews
Sequel to Watching A New Hope. When Han finds a mysterious holofilm titled "The Empire Strikes Back", he, Luke, Leia, Chewie, Lando, Wes, Wedge and Hobbie go watch it...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011
Itinerary by lyrical-harmonies reviews
All in favor of declaring Momo supreme ruler of the world and going to bed, say 'Aye.' "Aye!"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Gaang, Momo - Complete
February 3rd by Handmaiden of Awesomeness reviews
He had dark bags under his eyes. The Idiot Prince worried about him. I looked at him, frowned, and held out the bottle towards him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Greed, Edward E. - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Robin, KF, Speedy: Past And Present by Browniesarethebest reviews
A strange portal opened up in Titans Tower and out came a young Robin, Kid Flash, and Speedy! This is the Titans chance to learn more about their leader's childhood! But they'll have to help them return to the past. Can the Titans do it?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,177 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Robin - Complete
Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun… by Omnicat reviews
...in Loki, and Once He Succeeded / After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki's Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
If Wishes Were Bullets by xxmisfit121 reviews
A collection of one-shots and short stories about how Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters' relationship evolves. No pairings. T for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,166 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
The Best Policy by BlatantBookworm reviews
What is the most effective way of getting telemarketers to hang up? If you're the Young Justice team, then just answer the questions truthfully. Questions like *Can I talk to your parents?*. Little drabble.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Complete
The Three Doctors by mrhonda1987 reviews
The Eleventh Doctor is drawn to a small town in the Cotswolds, home of a tiny girl called Serenity. Unsure of her own past, Serenity is a mystery the Doctor is determined to help solve. Little does he know that her power is so vast, the Ninth and Tenth Doctors were also drawn to her. Nine, Ten and Eleven unite to discover the mystery of wee Serenity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
The End by rhombusofterror reviews
REWRITE. AU. An angel, a demon, and Leviathan all walk into a bar. It can only get worse from there. Mostly crack! Rating subject to change. Details and warnings inside. Either a one or two shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
The Amazing Return of Arachnophobia by Zatroopa reviews
How did Arachne's return really turn out? What if Soul shipped a certain pairing? What would occur if no one actually bought Noah's act? Find out as Arachne returns from her slumber and prepares for a horrifying entire one and a half hours of sobriety at Crona's expense. Rated T for Sequel.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Arachne G., Crona
Clueless by Kryalla Orchid reviews
An alien new to Earth and the boy wonder striking out on his own. How much trouble could that be?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 109,224 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
A Look by Fighter1357 reviews
Teen Titans is the future, Robin's to be exact. Young Justice is his past. So you take Young Justice and let them see Robin's future and take Teen Titans and let them see his past. A look. Sucky Summary, just read please. RxR, I think you'll enjoy! :D
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,795 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Unsupervised by Taliax reviews
What happens when Xemnas unexpected leaves in the middle of a meeting, leaving Saix to keep the order? Crazy Eights, pranks, and Larxene rampaging, apparently. 'Parody' genre because of Xemnas's deliberate OOC-ness, K-plus for Larxene's violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Saïx, Axel - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Searching for Emrys by EosAella reviews
Morgana may be gone, but that doesn't mean she hasn't caused Merlin a whole heap of trouble. With the whole of Camelot searching for the mysterious Emrys how long can he stay hidden? And how long will Morgana stay dead for? Because she just won't die!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,494 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unoriginality by EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Vanitas is Not a Power Ranger by Taliax reviews
...But there's a handful of little kids that think he is. And they won't leave him alone. Crackfic. K-plus because Vanitas gives really violent threats.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Vanitas - Complete
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Just Saying Get Better by Kiwifeather reviews
Mirror from the Homestuck kink meme. An AU where the trolls are patients at the Green Sun Psychiatric Treatment Center and the kids work there. This is Humanstuck. More info inside. Basically the whole story has a blanket trigger warning.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,543 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011
Meeting Boring by fakeasain56 reviews
A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Calvin, Sherlock H. - Complete
Through the Eye of the Broken Needle by MobiObi reviews
What if Obi-Wan fell down the exhaust shaft as Qui-Gon died? What if Maul survived? Ten years on, how will the galaxy turn out? AU opening with TPM, but mainly set during AOTC timeline.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 66 - Words: 158,774 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Obi-Wan K.
Mistaken Identity by Demmmy reviews
Axel is issued a job to go into a strange room. What he finds he didn't expect. Pre CoM.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Axel, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Dodgeball by Taliax reviews
In Coach Xigbar's class, dodgeball is the equivalent of a war zone. What's an un-athletic kid like Zexion to do when there are psychos like Larxene about? Hide in a corner with Demyx until forced otherwise. No pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Morals Of Daycare by FalseFacts reviews
"Daddy? Do you hate Ishvalans?" Maes heard this and his reaction was like clockwork."No. I have no reason to." YES! A Fanfic in which Hughes is Alive!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Elysia H., Maes H. - Complete
Christmas at the Castle by Raberba girl reviews
After Demyx manages to pull off a majority vote for a Christmas party, Axel's left to explain the concept to the kids. Now Roxas and Xion are faced with Christmas shopping for eleven jerks. No pairings...mostly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxas, Axel, Xion - Complete
You're Home by Door Is Ajar reviews
(Old) Death the Kid has just been rescued from Noah's grasp, but Liz and Patty have their own emotions on the idea. How will they cope with his return and his attitude on the first night back?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
A Misadventure With Duct Tape by Taliax reviews
What happens when Xion and Roxas discover duct tape? Axel's not going to be happy. Giftfic for Xelac.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas, Xion - Complete
Without Sburb by TheBleachDoctor reviews
A little poem about what Homestuck would've been like if the kids didn't play Sburb. Free verse, and non-rhyming.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues! FW Mafia.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Misinterpretation by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
After the war, a rather peculiar man is dragged into Song's life. Be he a king, compulsive liar, or crazy beggar, she's pretty sure she wants to keep him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Published: 11/28/2011 - King Kuei, Song - Complete
An Unexpected Beginning by Crystalzap reviews
All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,814 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Bounty Hunters and Babysitting by Lila Johanna reviews
Ahsoka Tano is babysitting her master's twins for the night! But, when two bounty hunters decide to show up, Ahsoka must use all her Jedi training to protect the kids from any harm, even if it means death.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,589 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Ahsoka T., Luke S. - Complete
Watching A New Hope by mythical-dragon48 reviews
When Luke finds a mysterious holofilm under his door titled "A New Hope", he, Leia, Han, Chewie, Lando, Wedge, Wes and Hobbie decide to go watch it...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,006 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Sun Will Come Up by klutz1422 reviews
Basically its a prequel dealing with Lord Death's life before he started the DWMA. His relationship with his father, his first meeting with the other Great Ones, and his first love. Not a slash.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Eibon
Itachi's Dubious Plan by PandoraVII reviews
Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Expect Miracles by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
7.02 The series long saga of the trench coat, and where I hope it ends up.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Like Short Shorts by TheMacUnleashed reviews
A collection of humorous short stories. And all the good titles were taken. Chapter 96: It's Anakin's first day attending classes at the Temple. Obi-Wan is forced to soothe his nerves.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 96,983 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008
Intelligent Design by prone2dementia reviews
The One Where Wolf Makes Colonel, Alex Makes Trouble, and Yassen Makes a Miraculous Return.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Needle and Thread by Misato reviews
The plan doesn't go quite how Castiel expected and Dean's never done first aid on an angel's wing before. H/C, wing!fic, slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Things Fall Apart by MoonClaimed reviews
Ever read a story and ask, "...What?" Well, question no more! Each chapter is a facet of the zutara fandom that has a serious flaw in logic, whether it's purpose is to bring them together or keep them apart. No character bashing. Chap 12 Zuko's Emo Corner
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Consequences by Treenahasthaal reviews
A Father/son AU. What if Luke hadn't made it off the Death Star immediately following Kenobi's death?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,675 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Million Little Things by zeppx reviews
Sam and Dean teach/show Cas the little things of humanity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,050 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P.
A Bowl, Not a Troll by Barbossa'sApples reviews
What happens when Anakin wakes up and is hungry? An ObiWan Chef, a trout, a troll and Chef Boyardee are a few examples along with Cantaloupes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Hot Lava by Ali-Th3-Ch3shir3-Kat reviews
"We should play hot lava." Robin stared at his best friend with a look of confusion, the other doing the same. "What?" The speedster sighed, sitting up straighter in his chair. "We should play hot lava. Y'know, the game where the floor is lava-" ONE
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
A Comedy of Errors by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Going into the emperor's employ was a quick way to land a price on one's head. Hohenheim found that out the hard way. Pre-series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hoenheim - Complete
Testing, One, Two, Three by Anya the Purple reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Apprentice by mylia11 reviews
Seven-year-old Luke Skywalker stows away on a ship and finds his way onto Courscant, and into the hands of a suitless Vader, who takes him in as an apprentice. Please R&R! On Hiatus
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
A Different Choice by Omamori reviews
Vader makes a slightly different choice , not one that you would think would make a difference... Padme's alive, Vader never got suited up, the twins never split and the story changes drastically. But for better or for worse? Only one way to find out!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
There's a Method to This Madness by Nenena reviews
Ten short stories about Kid/Liz/Patti's relationships with their friends and family, written for 42 souls.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
More Straightforward Tactics by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan were a team during the Clone Wars, but not one without some internal conflict. During a battle, Anakin disobeys Obi-Wan's orders and is injured, putting a strain on their partnership.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Dear Arthur by redlily188 reviews
"Dear Arthur, I'm a warlock..." Merlin gets mad at Arthur and skips town. Merlin and Arthur exchange letters as Arthur tries to get him back. No slash. Full of humory goodness! Dedicated to Word-Stringer
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Facing Up to It by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place a month after the end of the series. Zuko knows well that ruling a country is far harder than apologizing to people you've wronged. But somebody's got to do it…
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Zuko, King Kuei - Complete
What's Done is Done by Infamousplot reviews
A birthday fic written for Fear the Silly People. Axel is on a mission in Midgar with orders to eliminate any witnesses. But when his cousin Reno shows up, unaware of who he is, will Axel be able to bring himself to kill his cousin? Family, for Fear XD
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Reno, Axel - Complete
Risk by thelittlebluepencil reviews
A 221B drabble. What Sherlock is up to at 4 am.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chrysalis by Laora reviews
Winry's newest customer is in for a surprise when he meets Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Faith by Kiryn reviews
"Order you? What are you talkin' about? It means that I have faith you can win." -Phil, to Roxas, 358/2 Days. An introspection.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Phil, Roxas - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Anonymous-Tsundere reviews
No, it couldn't end like this, could it? At the hands of his younger sibling? He was the Hero after all. And didn't the Hero always win in the end? Oneshot. Rated T for violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Zellarius Burvenia reviews
The deaths and final thoughts of all the members of Organization XIII, from their POVs.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,240 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Harry Potter and the Revenge of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Attack of the Sues". The kids are all grown up and blissfully unable to remember their last encounter with a demented Mary-Sue named Acacya. All of that is about to change... Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,211 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009
It's a Witch! by MoonClaimed reviews
Ed tells Mustang the story of how Hoenheim spread Alchemy across the nations after the destruction of Xerxes. Post-series. Manga-verse. Complete and utter CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hoenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 12,536 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Establishment by prone2dementia reviews
The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Rope That Binds Us by Sheath Shace Lia reviews
…At least we're together again." Zexion mumbled, silencing Vexen's counter argument, "We can figure all this out together."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ienzo, Zexion - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 5,529 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
high fructose by CherryFlavoredChalk reviews
start a riot or go home. SoraKairi, KairiSora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Graft vs Host by Metropolis Kid reviews
Just a closer look at the scene where Peter frees himself of the alien Symbiote and Venom is first born. My first Spider-Man fic. Oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Eddie B./Venom - Complete
Avatar and the Keybearer by TonicShadow reviews
This takes place during Kingdom Hearts 2. Sora, Donald and Goofy get attakced by Heartless ships, and crash land on a new world they haven't been before...the world of the Avatar.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,507 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sora, Aang
Daleks: Great for Practical Jokes by cheri1 reviews
10 Rose: When the Doctor is bored and needs someone to play a practical joke on, the Daleks are always good for a laugh.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Poem For Feet by Stupidfic reviews
meh, its DDR related
Dance Dance Revolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Through Other Eyes by Splintered Star reviews
Because, despite appearances, not everyone these kids met was a psychopath, Egyptian or otherwise. Some were just normal people, people outside the battles they fought. Ficlets, from the point of views of people who didn't know what was truly going on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by inkywings reviews
Sora and Riku are thieves, but when caught they have to work as servants in Disney Castle for two years. When Disney's occupants try to show them the light, the teens show them that you can't get everything you need with hard work, and open their eyes to
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,581 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2005
Absent by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
Sorry, he said quietly, a small hum in his tone. Pointing at himself, he continued, He's not here any more. Pride!Ed One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
The Battle of Wits by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. What happens when two bored brothers with brilliant minds get on a train together? Why, they start a battle of wits, of course! Now the determined blond and his calm brother are having an argument... Just for the sake of having an argument.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Of Brothers and Sisters by WikketKrikket reviews
For Scooby2408's birthday An exploration of the relationships that exist between the Host Club members and their families. A little humour, a little angst and even a little fluff, because growing up is hard enough without growing up with others.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Drinking Game by agrajagthetesty reviews
A drinking game to play whilst watching FMA. Mild mockage for the sake of a laugh. Celebrating twenty fanfics!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/3/2007
Living Expenses by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries. Scholarships don't pay for everything. When you're not talking to your family, that makes summer the worst time of the year.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 221 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
One Foot In by Firewind reviews
Envy shows Ed why it's unwise to break a deal with homunculi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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Watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood reviews
Several characters from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, from different times and places, get dragged together, for the sole purpose of watching a TV show. About themselves. This will not end well. T for swearing, blood, and death. Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,400 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Billy Mays and Bioshock reviews
Whilst traveling, Booker and Elizabeth encounter a mmysterious voice. Its purpose? To sell them crap they don't need! Remind you of anything? The product of an RP between me and SingularityUnit. Blatantly murders the timelines, and provides nonsensical lulz to all.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Booker D., Rosalind L., Robert L. - Complete
Witty Title Goes Here
Alternate title: Two Idiots Pretending To Be Eleven Idiots and One Clown. Sollux is snickering, Equius is enraged, Nepeta is on narcotics, Aradia is apathetic, Terezi is terrible, Feferi's freaking out, Eridan's exasperated, Karkat's complaining, Tavros is terrified, Vriska is vexed, Kanaya's confused, Gamzee is giddy, and I should probably lay off the alliteration.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Sollux C., Terezi P., Equius Z., John E. - Complete
The Prince and the Condensce reviews
What would happen if Dirk's dream self was captured by the Condensce? Implied character deaths. T for Dirk getting the crap beaten out of him. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Dirk S., The Condesce - Complete
Young Justice Camping Trip reviews
"Is Roy having his period again?" "Who gave Robin crack?" "How the f*ck did we end up in Canada?" "VIVA MEXICO!" That's right, the Team is back in Young Justice Camping Trip. Sequel to Young Justice Road Trip. Also, they're still swearing. Just as a heads up, in case you didn't notice. Although it's pretty damn obvious. But I'll say it anyways. T for swearing. Happy?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012
For Want Of A Username reviews
Karkat attempts to change his TrollTube name. Chaos ensues. Karkat is pissed, Sollux is awesome, Aradia is apathetic, and Gamzee is Gamzee. T for Karkat and Gamzee's... colourful vernacular.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Pound Cake's Journal reviews
Pound Cake is all grown up, still awaiting his cuite mark, and very frustrated at his lack of pegasus relations. Well, now you get to watch him rant about it. And rant. And rant. Enjoy your trip in to this young pegasus's head, because he is quite frustrated, and needs something to rant to.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Pound Cake
A Brony Rants reviews
Pretty self explanitory. It's about time someone knocked a bit of sense in to most of us. T for language.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012
Still Better Than Twilight reviews
Random drabble that was written at two- sorry, three in the morning. I think the title pretty much explains things.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Edward E., Truth - Complete
Dreams reviews
During the day Greed dreams of ambition. During the night Ling dreams of home. Somehow the two end up coming together. Slight angst, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
Unoficial Rules for Mario Kart Wii Online reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Reveiws are always appreciated!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
No Other Choice reviews
Let's face it, not even Ling's crazy enough to want to be a homunculus. But he really wasn't given an option, now was he. Lings thoughts during episode 28 of Brotherhood. T for swears. No pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Ling Y., Greed - Complete
Fun Times With Greed and Ling reviews
Very cracky. Rated T for the fact that Ling and Greed swear a lot. No seriously, foul mouths on those two. Title's pretty self explanitory, you know? No pairings by the way. In case it was being implied there.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Greed, Ling Y. - Complete
Men In Cloaks Coffee Quest reviews
The Men In Cloaks present to you a group project, written by all of us. New author each chapter, enjoy! Fair warning, LOTS of OC's, and we don't have much sanity. T for safety and whatnot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012
It's Monday, Isn't it? reviews
Inspired by the mental image of the toughest, most badass characters in the fandom in drag. And for a wedding as well. Oh, this is going to be good. A little mushy at the end, blatant Tratie. T for swears and cross-dressing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Well That Was Different reviews
Pure, unadulterated crack. T for swears, and someone getting pervy with Lust. Alos, contains ponies. And bronies. Haters beware!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Lust, Wrath - Complete
Maturity? Hell No! reviews
Pure, unadulterated crack. Percy and Thalia switch powers, and give Annabeth a migraine. One Shot. T for swearing, and Percy and Thalia's terrible, terrible singing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Young Justice Road Trip reviews
"Well... That takes care of Wally." "Why am I not suprised-" "EYES ON THE ROAD!" "F*CK YOU!" Because the thought of the entire team jammed in to a car for several hours is priceless. I have no idea where this is going, but it's going to be pretty freaking hilarious. And sweary. They swear a lot. Just as a warning.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Five Times Robin Hinted at Who He Was reviews
...And one time he told them. I own nothing, enjoy! T for swearing. Hinted RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Robin - Complete
Not Going to Happen reviews
Because the whole 'Teenager madly in love with toddler/baby' thing isn't creepy at all, and will never, ever, cause problems. Thank the gods, I don't own Stephanie Meyers, horrible, horrible creation. Enjoy! T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Claire, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Typical Game Of Team Fortress 2 reviews
Because this has probably happened to everyone. T for swearing and extreme amounts of stupidity.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
A Human Did This reviews
The by-product of a long car ride after I listened to some Portal soundtracks. Basically Chells thoughts during the GLaDOS reactivation. T for mild swearing. Do not that Chell does NOT love ANYONE! Because knowing the internet, you're going to imagine some stuff. I repeat, no pairings.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Chell - Complete
Furnace Goes To Therapy reviews
Furnace gets therapy, the timeline is murdered, and pure, unadulterated crack happens. Beware the Chiuhuahua's of doom, and try to aviod Swearing Sawyer. Yeah, no. But seriously, read the awesomeness that is Furnace Therapy.
Furnace series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Zee, Alex Sawyer - Complete
This Is Just Ridculous reviews
A story where I make fun off the ridiculous crossovers by jamming two incompatible worlds together. Sues and OOC characters abound in this delightful parody. Read and review!
Crossover - Batman & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012
Need A Hand 2
Sequel to Need A Hand? More puns, and Anakin is grumpy. Very grumpy. Just a heads up.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
All Relative reviews
Kronos/Luke and Percy realize that a paradox exists. Random drabble, parody, read and enjoy, reveiws are great!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kronos, Percy J.
BatTent reviews
Dick, Tim, and Jason go camping and become confused with some equipment. This is why I should not be allowed on a laptop at 2 in the morning. T for mild potty mouth Jason.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Jason T./Red Hood
Silence reviews
A random Jedi's thoughts during the purge. And I have no idea what to put here. Read it, I guess. Oh, and reveiws are always very nice. I'll just shut up now...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Stormtroopers - Complete
A Trip to Reality reviews
What the Twilight books really are. Enjoy. T for odd events.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Pranking the Giant Killer Robot reviews
Six suvivors of the neurotoxin get by, living, finding food, and pranking GLaDOS as much as possible. Insanity shall happen. T for mild swears. CHAPTER ONE: Pineapples are People too.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012
Need A Hand? reviews
Anakin takes things literally, Obi-Wan gets vexed, and Ahsoka laughs the whole time. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Guilt! reviews
A parody on the Doctor Who episode Let's Kill Hitler. What the Tardis thingamajig really did.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Of Necklaces and semigirls reviews
My take on what really happened between Will and Morgarath when Morgarath went for will's oakleaf. Enjoy!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Will, Morgarath - Complete
Seriously? reviews
Luke vs. Thrawn. Legal nonsense thats been jumping up and down screaming HEY! LOOK AT ME! gets adressed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Luke S., Thrawn - Complete
Now There's Four of You! reviews
I'm too lazy to put a good summary here. There's a good one in the AN. Anyways, Anakin and Xanatos travel forwards in time, Anakin Solo travels back. They end up in Luke's time. Anyways, enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
Bugging Voldemort reviews
The Marauders and Lily are fighting a war. So they decide to bug Voldy. Lily and James are married, Peter hasn't betrayed them, Harry isn't born yet, they've been out of school for a year or so. That enough background? Rated T for language. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Are we Screwed Yet? reviews
What if Obi-Wan got shot while rescuing the queen on Naboo? Set during TPM, enjoy everybody!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
When Duel Monsters Attack reviews
During the beginning of season 5. The Kaiba brothers reaction to the army of duel monsters attacking. Rated T for safety. Enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Seto K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Anakin the Dinner Stealer reviews
Anakin and Padme have a dinner argument. Set during Attack of the Clones.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Everyone Dies reviews
What I've picked up from Inuyasha fans. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Jedi Temples Christmas Party reviews
The Jedi Temple is celebrating Christmas. Who knows what will happen at their party? Many chapters to come. Warning: Randomness inside! Do not read if you have no sense of humor!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
200 things I am not supposed to do at Hogwarts reviews
It's a boring weekend at Hogwarts... until the twins bring out their favourite book! DUN DUN DUUUN! *Ahem*. Please read and reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Fred W.
Changes reviews
How did Palpy get tubby and haven rotten teeth in between getting burned and fighting Yoda? My theory! Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Game Over reviews
A songfic based on Alexa Vegas Game Over. Set during the Clone wars. Be nice, it's my first songfic. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda - Complete
Star Wars the Force Unleashed Guide reviews
A guide to Star wars the force Unleashed for Wii. Expect heavy insults directed at annoying things. New chapters will be posted as beat levels or feel like typing one. CURRENTLY AT: Nar Shadaa LATEST CHAPTER: Prolouge boss
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Darth Vader
Chocolate Truffles reviews
What went on after Artemis and Holly cut the transmission in The Opal Deception. just a little plot bunny thats been annoying me for a bit, kinda short. Please R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Return of the Technical Difficulties reviews
Sequel to Confussion, Ackwardness And a Death Star. I hope you enjoy, please tell me if you want another one and I'll try to think of somthing. Doctor Who reference inside do not read if you are a major grouch that doesnt like those things.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Confusion, Awkwardness, and a Death Star reviews
The sequel to We Have Cookies. Problems occur aboard the second Death Star. Sequel planed, please read and reveiw!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Alone Again reviews
Obi-Wan mourns Qui-Gon. Then he learns some interesting facts. Oneshot. Read and reveiw please!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
We Have Cookies reviews
Vader tries to turn Luke at Bespin. Luke is not thrilled.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Anakins Little Problem reviews
The back story behind Anakin jumping out of the speeder in ATC, which made Obi-Wan say "I hate it when he does that." Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete