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Greetings denziens of Fanfiction, and welcome to my humble profile! My name is Ender, and I am the person who typed this profile, and the stories listed below. Unless you're looking at my favourited stories. I didn't do those ones. But the people who did do them are just as awesome as I am, so it's all cool!
As for about me, I am a teenager and a citizen of Canadiania. That's totally what the country is called. Shut up don't you ever question me. I've got long hair which varies colour, and glasses. I like to think that I am a hot piece of ass. I can dream! As for my gender, I am genderfluid, which means that sometimes I'm a girl, sometimes I'm a guy, and sometimes I'm neither. Generally, I am a woman, if only due to the fact that I find it difficult to identify as a man with some of my more... obvious... parts. Until I get my hands on a chest binder. Then I can frolick. Feel free to refer to me as a he, she, they, ze, or whatever pronoun you prefer.
PSA: If you call me an it, I will tear out your spleen.
You have been warned.
I am also Pansexual, which does not mean I am attracted to pans. This means that I am gender blind. That is to say, I can reach down someones pants and be satisfied no matter what I find. It's like, super bisexual. I'm not good at explaining, try googling it if you're confused.
I am a raging feminist, which does not mean that I despise men. I actually think that guys are pretty cool. Feminism is about equality of the sexes. Misandry is man hating, not feminism.
UPDATE: HALLELUGHIA! IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR, BUT SCREW YOU ALL I HAVE A LAPTOP! FANFICTION FOR ALL! MUHAHAHAHA!
The following stuff is just me ranting about writing. It will be added on to a lot. Feel free to copy and paste if you agree.
You know what pisses me off? The concept of "other girls". The school of thought that every woman is your enemy, they are all shallow, stupid, makeup-caked sluts. That you are the one special snowflake, you're better than all of them. I don't like that idea. Other women are human beings! They have thoughts, feelings, emotions! Just because they have different interests, doesn't mean that they're terrible. Sure, some people are just bitches. That's normal. But they are not a goddamn hive mind! Start writing dynamic women! Make a female hero who is not out to get the guy! Make a female villain who has not had her heart broken, or isn't trying to improve her looks, or doesn't live for a man. Let's write interesting characters. Let's write a man and a woman as simple friends, with no romance, no flirting, nothing. Women are not your fucking plot points. Stop using them as such.
The term slut also annoys me. So what? A woman has lot's of sex? Really, what is wrong with sex? How does it hurt you? Allow me to explain something: Sex is awesome. It feels great. It's fun. And some women like to have lot's of it. This does not affect your life in any way, shape or form. Unless a woman sleeps with your significant other, in which case, they probably weren't that great in the first place. Besides, if a man and a woman sleep with the exact same number of people under the exact same circumstances, a woman will be labled as a whore, while the man gets to be glorified as a player. Seriously, what the hell? So, anyways. Sex is good. The term slut is stupid and sexist.
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