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Joined 11-08-10, id: 2607547, Profile Updated: 03-19-13

Name: Rhi (it's a nickname)

Age: 15

Likes: Thick books, and the d

Dislikes: When people say 'shoulda got a v-8' I don't want a v-8, nor will I ever want a v-8.

Talents: Being annoying and sucking at writing.

Place of residence: The computer chair

Passions: Germ-x, Citrus fruit, coats, chocolateQuotes: "I do what I want!"

Pet Peeves: Bumperstickers. (Especially the ones that say stuff like 'Make peace, not war' Wow, thanks for trying to tell me how to live my life with your stupid bumpersticker you douche-nozzle)Bio: She's secretly a furby that came from another planet. Hopes to rule the world one day.

Favorite anime: Hetalia: axis powers

Favorite pairing: UsUk

Favorite game: Skyrim I played the other Elder Scrolls games, but I like Skyrim the best.

Here's my Quotev account, where I write a lot of Hetalia reader insert stories: http://www.quotev.com/Iprefermymen2D

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Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,686 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Farming for Dummies by gimmeabreakxD reviews
In which Jack inherits a farm and does things with it.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jack
The Crazy Keeper's Guide by Banana Smoothie reviews
New York is not a good place to run from the police in. Avoid at all costs. Because you run into guys playing the fake Blues on cheap saxophones, and you see a cowboy in his tighty-whitey's, and you trip over hobos. Also, my clothes were kind of on fire.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,669 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Nico A.
Meow for Me by Anarue reviews
Chase can tell anything to his cat, Molly. But what happens when he wishes that she was a real girl, and she actually turns into one? How will he deal with it, and how is he going to stop his crazy stalker Maya from telling the world? Rating may change.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Chase, Molly/Hikari
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
A Game of Dares by TheOneAndOnlyBree reviews
Angie moves to Waffle Island to get a new start. Or is it just to have people to play the Dare Game with? She decides to trap everyone on the island to play the Dare Game with her! Too bad she's too oblivious to notice a certain violet-eyed boy...
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,025 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Angela/Akari, Chase
His Glass Slippers by Tickle Me Rainbow reviews
Who am I? Why, I am your Fairy Godmother. However, you may call me Gill—Stop laughing Angela..."
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009