Some Broken Hearts Never Heal
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Joined 11-08-10, id: 2607678, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, NCIS, Coronation Street, Bleach, Doctor Who, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Glee, Rizzoli & Isles, Victorious, and Wild Thornberry.

Willow: Hey guys *Smiles* Welcome to my random profile... not all that different to my brain tbh :-)

Favourite shows/anime/films/books - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, NCIS, Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara, One Piece, Corination Street, Mean Girls, My Sisters Keeper, Freedom Writers, Harry Potter, Twilight, Shiver/Linger, Glee, Rizzoli and Isles, Imagine Me and You, Bloomington

Favourite Bands/Singers - Evanscence, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Flyleaf, Disney tunes, Folder5, Japanese stuff (Anime Themes), Avenue Q

Favourite Couples:

Buffy - WillowXTara, WillowXFaith, TaraXFaith, WillowXBuffy
Charmed - PhoebeXPiper, PaigeXPiper
NCIS - ZivaXAbby, KateXAbby, KateXZiva
Naruto - KonanXSakura, TayuyaXAnko, KonanXAmaya (My OC)
Bleach - RukiaXTatsuki, NanaoXRangiku
Shugo Chara - AmuXIkuto, AmuXUtau
One Piece - NamiXRobin
Corination Street - SophieXSian
Mean Girls - CadyXJanice
Harry Potter - HermioneXGinny, HermioneXBellatrix, GinnyXLuna, HermioneXLuna
Twilight - BellaXAlice, BellaXJane
Shiver/Linger - GraceXSam
Glee - Faberrittana (Quinn, Rachel, Santana and Brittany) and any and all variations containing those four girls *Pervy smile*
Rizzoli and Isles - RIZZLES!!! JaneXMaura
Imagine Me and You - RachelXLuce
Bloomington - JackieXKathy

Willow - So yeah. Personal stuff now...Wonderful *Insert Eyeroll here*

Name - Willow
Age - Now that would be telling.
Ethnicity - White/English...
Sexuality - Lesbian. You no likey? Leave. Now.

Willow - kukukukuku...So now...Other stuff...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are);

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I haveBIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Pein -:-

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile!

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

"The evening news always opens by them saying 'Good evening' and then precedes to tell you exactly why it isn't."

People are boring; they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

OMG! The rain is wet.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't!

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??

If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

D.E.I.D.A.R.A. stands for... Dangerously Explosive Idiot Doing Amazing Reckless Art :D

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Yesterday is history...tomorrow is a mystery...but today is a gift...that is why it is called the present.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. (it took me a while to get that one :P

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

Why America has some issues

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

(Put it on your page if you laughed and if your eyes hurt... I did!)

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

You say BRIGHT PINK

I say BLOOD RED

You say ROBERT PATTINSON

I say BILLY JOEL ARMSTRONG

You say LIL’ WHAYNE

I say BULLET FOR MY VALINTINE

You say DRAMA

I say PAIN

You say REALITLY T.V.

I say ANIME

You say I’M WEIRD

I say YES I AM, THANKS

Some awesome quotes from icons -

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE

-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead

- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book

- Jesus was a Hufflepuff

- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy

- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.

- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.

-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy

-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda

-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter

(somewhere in the distance)

Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob

-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask)

-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!

-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wandb

-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens

-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton

-Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian

-Sirius Black

escaped askaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (he had a good run)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy

How to do Naruto!

Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner (I have nver tried it yet but I want to soo bad)

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as you pass out (I don't think so, but i would laugh so hard if someone did...)

Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan (oh yea)

Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try to run up a tree. (sounds like fun)

Trade in your hat for a forhead protector ( I have a forehead protecter!!)

Claim your gonna kill ur best friend 2 get a better Sharigan (Maybe...jk)

Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline (I would.)

Graduate highshool and proclaim ur self as Anbu (Oh hellz yes!)

List Anbu as current occupation on a job application (I'd be put in the nuthouse!)

spout out a random character quote on command (lolz)

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" (Okay!)

When you run, you run with your arms behind you (I do that all the time with a buds.)

Try to walk on top of a hot spring (It doesn't work yet!)

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage (Or to be priminister, that ould be cool.)

Write your name in blood on a big scroll (Ouch!)

Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter (Oh ya!)

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. (Heh, Gaara of the funk)

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. (Maybe on playdough.)

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. (my friend named her dog Tobi...)

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. (I kept bugs in my pockets when I was little...I was a weird kid)

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. (OHHHH YEAH!!)

You always wear green, skintight clothes. (No way)

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. (Don't say it's stupid, it's a good excuse!)

You dye your hair white and spy on girls. (OH HELL NO)

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. (NO THANK YOU)

(\)_(/)(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

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Explosive by Sir Sebastian reviews
When two headstrong women come together, the results can be.. explosive. An alternate result to Kim and Bonnie's exchange in the beginning of ”Number One”. I have done a terrible thing with a children's tv show... KiBo
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,134 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Kim P., Bonnie R.
The Navigator and the Historian by Yurimaker reviews
Pretty much a Nami/Robin story. The story takes place almost 2 years after the spit up by Kuma, but before they meet back up. The navigator has a chance encounter with the historian. Its a NamixRobin story with some drama. Feedback appreciated.
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Together We're Unlimited by AuntieElphie reviews
When Glinda witnesses the death of Elphaba, she vows to bring her back to her. But what will happen if she succeeds? Staying together won't be as easy as they had hoped, her husband will see to that along with the rest of LPHIE CONTENT
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Some Like it by Supreme Distraction reviews
Supreme Distraction is in the mood to write smut... So what are you waiting for? Yuri; possible multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,038 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Conscience by MariaLise reviews
I didn't look back as I placed all my trust in something I wasn't even sure was real.Everything I had come to know was about to change, but whether or not it was a good change, I didn't know.All I knew was that he would be there, willingly or not.HidaXOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Brick By Boring Brick by TheReckless1611 reviews
Demi built up a world of magic because her real life is tragic. At least Selena is there for her...Demi/Selena One-shot. I suck at summaries.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
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Closet by gabrielleabelle reviews
A series of one-shots depicting the secret lesbian affair of Willow and Cordelia. Xander's not the only geek who got the cheerleader.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Willow R., Cordelia C.
A Map and A Book by Scioneeris reviews
Yuri. girlxgirl. RobinxNami. Nami wished she had a map to the brunette's heart. Robin wished there was a book to read into Nami's soul. Set after the Alabasta Arc, directly after Robin has joined the strawhats.
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Saved Her Life Today by lesipiratecat reviews
Ziva jumps in front of a bullet to save Abby's life. Will the act of selflessness bring Ziva what she really wants: love with Abby?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Settling in for Bed by FangandLightning reviews
"We should go to sleep- I just took a shower and have work in the morning." But even as the words were said, Lightning made no move to push the Pulse women off of her, instead she threaded pale fingers into dark hair. established Flight
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
But Underneath We Are Golden by lullabystander reviews
Quinn is a poster child for teenage rebellion, and to Rachel's surprise, after the initial shock of it wears off, she finds she is even more drawn to her. 50 sentences about Punk!Quinn Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by AngelKruger reviews
A determined diva and her methods of seduction.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
The REAL Reason Buffy Gave Riley A Chance by devlinof9 reviews
Sequel to "Standing Ovation" W/T, with an implied B/R.
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Standing Ovation by devlinof9 reviews
The sequel to "A New Kind of Synchronicity" W/T girly lovin' ahead!
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Unsent by seriousish reviews
Quinn finds some interesting pictures on Rachel's phone, and has an even more interesting reaction. RachelXQuinn. Betaed by dinkypin.
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What's in a Name? by Stephenie18 reviews
Jane has never been too fond of nicknames, but it was inevitable that she'd end up with a few... Will be M by end. Rizzles!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
I Hope You Dance by Some Broken Hearts Never Heal reviews
'I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean' I just can't stop apologising to you. Femmeslash. ANGST!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
An Old Fashioned Wedding by JoBethMegAmy. my homegirls reviews
oneshot where Jane and Maura get into an argument while discussing their very different plans for their wedding day. All is resolved with a little old-fashioned...somethin' else.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
The Lady and The Woods by Journal Of Ardency reviews
"And to what affair, my lady, do I have the pleasure of being dragged out into the woods in the rain for?" Written for a prompt based on the new U/D season 2 promo picture featuring the characters Blanche Mottershead and Lady Portia.
Upstairs Downstairs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Dream Lover by last-days-of-pern reviews
Willow has a dream or does she?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Remember the First Time by last-days-of-pern reviews
Willow and Tara remember back on the most important first times in their relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Mark by Dragonchild627 reviews
[Complete] At the age of six, Sakura met Gaara while accompanying her dad on a mission. Gaara 'marked' her as his. Six years have passed since they last saw each other and they meet up again, just in time for the Chunin Exams.
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Disembodied Voices by Another Girl Grasping reviews
Hermione and Ginny find a way to be together whilst trying to stay true to their husbands. Rated M for sexual content.
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Vanilla Sex? by bubbaslilsis reviews
Is Quinn too vanilla in bed for Rachel? Pure FLUFF and SMUT! Do not read if either bothers you. Two-shot turned into multi-chapter with each chapter containing different situations. First two chapters are introductory.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Black Scrubs by Drumchik reviews
Maura should really know better by now.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/31/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Three years on a Friday night by girlwiththeheartballoon reviews
Lion Quinn and Kitten Rachel smex :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Sapphire Love by bettyvcullen reviews
Alice's search for her human story takes her to San Francisco and some unusual people for being humans. Will she find true love in the process? Set during "New Moon" Warning: Alice/Prue femslash,don't like it don't read it! rated M for future chapters.
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Prue H., Alice
Movement by pinkyandthebrain912 reviews
Soul games in the dangerous dark. Bellatrix and Hermione play at submission. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Learning to Love by The Forgotten Lover reviews
The war is over, peace at last. Hermione decides to return to Hogwarts for her 7th year, and becomes a teachers assistant. Hermione can't help but feel alone, as her two best friends become Aurors. Who will mend her broken heart? HG/GW femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,669 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of Darkness by madelyn09 reviews
Ziva has been surrounded by darkness her whole life, but maybe now she's found her true light.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ziva D., Kate T. - Complete
Love in Hell by femslash29 reviews
I like to call this couple "BabyRocket" In the end, I'll change it because I hated the ending. First BabyRocket, but not first fanfic, hope you like it. Rated M for later
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Babydoll, Rocket
Dreams by misanagy reviews
Kahlan has been having dreams about Cara. What will Cara do when she finds out?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
Dimming Sakura by AylaxxAvaxx reviews
The Soul Society,this is meant to be a place where souls come to rest in peace right?Well let's just say the balance has been disturbed again.Oh I'm Sakurai by the way,I'm captain of squad 14. Do you wanna play today? HistuKarin, implied ByakuyaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Byakuya K.
But You'll Never Tell Me by stargaze29 reviews
'Cause that's not our deal. - Based on the music video for Best Coast's "Our Deal".
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Eating Italian by Drumchik reviews
Maura decides to have some Italian on her new comfy work couch.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/28/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Tori's pet Cat by loversrebellion reviews
Cat just wants Tori to want her. Will her wish come true?
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
The Girls Club by demondreaming reviews
Cat and Jade decide to induct Tori into their little Girls Club. Smut ensues. Cat/Tori/Jade pairing. Rated M.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
TLC: To Love Chaos by Kami-Inu reviews
What do you get when you combine warfare in another realm, girls falling from the sky, crazy neighbors, obsessive guys, and college exams? Why, the life of one Haruno Sakura! InoxSaku. AU, Yuri. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
A Growing Family by madelyn09 reviews
It's a Kate/Ziva/Liat type thing. A bunch of fluffy drabbles during Kate's pregnancy. It's cute, maybe a bit funny. Please just read and review.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kate T., Ziva D.
Le Sommeil by paperdreams94 reviews
Santana gets slightly more than she'd anticipated during a sleepover at Rachel's. Faberrittana. Basically smut with a tiny helping of plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
In Our Dreams by mid-sweettalk reviews
Demi's always had dreams about Selena. But she never knew that her fantasies were actually reality... f/f Demena, pretty much just smut. RATED M FOR A REASON. enjoy ;
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
iMatchmake by loganX5 reviews
Wendy decides Sam and Carly need a little help expressing their feelings towards each other. Cam.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,663 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
Interruption by Zaskina reviews
She absolutely loved what her girlfriend was doing now. One-shot, femslash. Don't like, don't read. Otherwise, enjoy.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Is Love Enough? by madelyn09 reviews
Kiva, angst, smut. Not much else
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
I'll prove myself to you by MariaLise reviews
I've betrayed my village, because I was unappreciated as a whole. I've joined the Akatsuki for a reason, not for you to treat me the same. I'll prove to you I'm worth your time, whether you like it or not. DeiXOC. "RikikazeDeidara's Story" re-written.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Acquiesce by Whurmy reviews
Smut smut smutty smutty smut smut. Rated M for a reason. Demena Alex/Mitchie
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Artificial by BreakingBad reviews
Instead of writing about Siophie, I decided to try out for the real-life Bracha instead.
Coronation Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sian P., Sophie W.
Intermission by Ms.Adventure reviews
Sequel to Comes Full Circle. Est. Kelly/Belle. Scenes and events between the two movies as the girls finish out the year at St. Trinian's together. Some angst.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,558 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Darling, I Do by coldplaywhore reviews
A tale of finding yourself and someone you didn't know you were looking for in the process. My Entry in the FTLOW contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Comes Full Circle by Ms.Adventure reviews
What might and should have been happening between the scenes. Kelly/Annabelle
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
It's Just Words by loss4words reviews
Thousands of miles apart, words brought them together. Through each other, they find inspiration, an answer to what was missing. Their unexpected bond will change them both, forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Victoria - Complete
Not everything is as it seems by calleigh4ever reviews
Emma finds out something interesting about herself...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Emma P., Holly H. - Complete
FamilyLoveMagic by CurlyAkemy reviews
What happened after the end of the episode 'Family'. PLEASE GIVE FEED BACK! Thanks for adding me to your favorites but tell me why. :
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Pain by madelyn09 reviews
Ziat. Liat is hurting and it's Ziva's fault. Takes place after the fight scene in "Enemies Domestic" which was incredibly hot with SO much sexual tension. Just saying.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Music To My Ears by Drumchik reviews
Third in the Making Beautiful Music series. Follows Crescendo, and Ebb and Flow
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Hacker Confidential by Laragh reviews
AU, set in contemporary setting. Willow and Tara are in love, but some changes are coming in their lives... A lot of W/T fluff and some semblance of a storyline. No demons/hellmouth!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 270,969 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
The Lion And The Cat by demondreaming reviews
Takes place immediately after 'Rex Dies'. Cat's still in the mental ward, and guess who has to get her out? Cade, fluff/smut, oneshot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
It's a good morning by Itsinyourimagination reviews
Alex and Mitchie is having a rather great morning in bed.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Ani L'Dodi V'Dodi Li by BabyKozy reviews
I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine Pure Zabby smut for my best friend
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
St Trinians 3 The Return by mamadelia reviews
A St Trinian Legend returns escaping a conspiracy that goes to the very top of government and the civil service. Catapults nor a flash mob are going to cut it this time...With romance and adventure will St Trinians save the country? Kelly/Annabelle
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010
Stay With Me by Laragh reviews
What Corrie couldn't show after... One-Shot continuation from the end of New Year's Eve episode. Sophie/Sian from Coronation Street
Coronation Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sian P., Sophie W. - Complete
Happy New Year by AylaxxAvaxx reviews
We've been been friends for as long as I can remember. Since when Urahara and Shihoen were still around. I may as well go for it. What do I have to lose? Other than you. Your meant to be with the one you love one new years eve. Byakuya POV. ByakuyaXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Happy New Year by talentedgemx reviews
Coronation Street/Siophie fanfic. Off the spoiler for New Year Sophie and Sian get intimate on the sofa as they see in the New Year alone. What happens when things get heavy? Well, use your imagination : One shot.
Coronation Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sophie W., Sian P. - Complete
The Good Times are Killing Me by SoldierG65434-2 reviews
-AU-Yoruichi, diagnosed with hypersexual activity disorder, moves to Karakura for treatment.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,805 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
She Is Going To Kill Us by madelyn09 reviews
This is a Kate/Ziva/Liat fic. Three woman all in one yummy delicious relationship. Liat is sick and Ziva wants sex, that's basically all that this fic is about. :P
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
Different Roads by Kirk Baldridge
It all comes back to Sunnydale, but things aren't as you remember.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,831 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Show Me Love by nicthepunk reviews
And to think, it all started with Tatsuki being curious about Orihime liking girls. Yuri Lemon. R&R! Song based, not song fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Orihime I., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Study Break by Laragh reviews
Willow gets frustrated when her studying hits a wall. PWP one-shot!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Mistletoe by madelyn09 reviews
For my friend Lex's birthday! Mistletoe, smut and fluff!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
TWLOHA by madelyn09 reviews
This is in honor of To Write Love On Her Arms TWLOHA . Ziva had a hard childhood and Kate helps her in coming to terms with it. It's got slight angst and comfort sex. p.s. I suck a summaries.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
Escape by madelyn09 reviews
Jane goes looking for a way to escape her memories. Maura gives her a healthier way to do it. Not much of a story line but there is smut.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Ebb and Flow by Drumchik reviews
Sequel to Crescendo. Maura's not done yet.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Pain by DeathEmBracer reviews
Shego's in pain and calls Kim one night.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Honey Dust by madelyn09 reviews
KIVA. No plot, just smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
How Much I Missed You by madelyn09 reviews
How much do Jane and Maura miss each other from a short separation? SMUT, NO PLOT JUST SEX!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Crescendo by Drumchik reviews
Maura has fun with Jane at the Symphony
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Turn My Swag On by meremortal2k3 reviews
Totally AU PWP. Read it and then tell me if you can summarise the fic without giving everything away. Pairings Rachel/Brittany, Rachel/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Rachel/Brittany/Santana/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,391 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
Echoing Darkness by AylaxxAvaxx reviews
There is more to Kyra, sister of Niall and former Dark Court faerie, than there seems. And the secrets she hides threaten to not only destroy her brother, but everything she had with Irial. Rated M for later chpts. IrialxOC
Wicked Lovely - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Irial, Niall
Safe by Drumchik reviews
Spoilers for 1x09 "The Beast In Me". Missing scene from the episode. Set after Jane finds out Maura is alright.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
I Believe by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 24th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Brittany, Santana, and Quinn watch Rachel in Spring Awakening for the first time and are not to please with some of the secrets she kept about the show.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
You'll Be In My Heart by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 23rd in the "And Then There Were Four" series. The girls welcome the new additions to their family.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Dream by madelyn09 reviews
Maura Isles has an interesting dream involving her and a certain friend.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
I Promise You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 22nd in the "And Then There Were Four" series. The girls talk about their future when Santana has to make a marriage contract for a sociology assignment.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Mama Who Bore Me by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 21st in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Mommy issues are brought up when Quinn receives a letter from Shelby asking her to visit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Off The Record by Albrecht Starkarm reviews
A comic disaster develops into an unexpected union. Warning: contains graphic depictions of gorgeous lesbians writhing, stroking, kissing, kneading... Where was I?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Because by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 20th in the "And Then There Were Four Series." A series of conversations about the relationship between the girls.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
A Christmas Present by RikusTwilight reviews
After another heavy mission the trio receives a letter from Cardinal Barbarella insisting on Leanne's company. What new, strange mission could this be? LeannexBarbarella. Non-graphic allusions to sex.
Resonance of Fate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Leanne/Reanbell - Complete
Without Me by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 19th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Sue makes a surprise visit to New York.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
Fall For You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 18th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Santana and Quinn take Brittany and Rachel out for a day in the city as an apology for the strain their break-up put on the relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Wet Pussies by BeaumontRulz reviews
Almost as suddenly, she missed a beat, and their hips slid off one another's. She found herself pressing her thigh between Ginny's legs, who began biting down on her bottom lip too... HrG, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Iris by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 17th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Santana remembers when she opened her heart to her girls.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Lift Me Up by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 16th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. When the girls move in together in New York, they must learn to live with each other, or risk losing each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
On My Own by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 15th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Rachel thinks about the events in her life leading up to getting involved with Brittany and Santana.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
Oxygen by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 14th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Emma calls a meeting with the girls and their parents to talk about their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I'll Look After You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 13th in the "And Then There Were Four Series." Brittany reflects on how much her life and her relationship with Rachel, Quinn, and Santana has changed post-graduation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Breakaway by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 12th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. The girls celebrate their graduation from high school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Brittany P., Quinn F. - Complete
I Hope You Dance by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 11th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. The girls travel to New York for Rachel's and Brittany's Juilliard auditions, and have some fun while they're there.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
San Francisco Lovin' by Rainbowz-in-the-Dark reviews
post "Chosen" - Willow moves to San Francisco Dawn talks Buffy into letting her stay with the witch while Buffy is in Italy on vacation,but while checking out a night club called p-3 she runs into a mysterious woman that she had rescued only nights before
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Dawn S., Paige M.
Everything by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 10th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. After Rachel is attacked by Jacob at school, it's up to Brittany, Quinn, and Santana to pick up the pieces.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Come Clean by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 9th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. As Quinn settles down in the Berry household, she reflects on her relationship with Brittany, Rachel, and Santana and how much her life has changed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I Think I'm Paranoid by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. 8th in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Brittany and Santana take Rachel shopping for some much needed sexy underwear.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Regaining Unconsciousness by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Seventh in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Not everyone in the Glee club was okay with Brittany, Quinn, Rachel, and Santana being together. The girls need to convince their friends that their relationship is there to stay.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
How Do I Live Without You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Sixth in the And Then There Were Four Series. The girls are all off applying to college and Brittany can't help but feel left out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B.
The Anniversary by wiffyscoob reviews
The Slayer's yearly visit brings about surprising revelations. Revision posted on 6/17/12.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Pictures Of You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Fifth in the "And Then There Were Four" series. After their win at regionals, the glee gang plays a game of truth or dare which leads to some secrets being revealed about the girls.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Fourth in the "And Then There Were Four" Series. The girl's have a sleepover at Brittany's house after a long cheerleading practice.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Everything I Do, I Do It For You by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Third in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Rachel performs one of the Cheerios routines for her girlfriends, but it catches Sue's eye. Though Rachel doesn't want to be a Cheerio, Sue is determined to make it happen.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
I'm Still Here by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. Second in the "And Then There Were Four" series. Brittany decides that it's time to tell the Glee Club and their parents about their relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Open Your Heart by jamiexh reviews
Faberrittana. First in the "And Then There Were Four" series. How Brittany, Santana, Rachel, and Quinn form a polyamorous quad and fall in love with each other.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Keep Your Friends Close, and Your Frenemies Closer by meremortal2k3 reviews
Short PWP. Santana catches Quinn during a private moment
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
How to Train a SexCrazed Female Viking by Midori-Sensei reviews
“Aww c’mon baby… It’s not my fault you’re practically sex in yak boots.” Astrid/Ruffnut femslash.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Astrid, Ruffnut - Complete
Of Rainbows and Raincoats by anan0maly reviews
Part 3 in the Romantic Ulterior Motives-verse in which Quinn tells her parents her big secret and the pregnancy hormones continue to make her emotional.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Apple Pie with Ice Cream and Whipped Cream, Please by anan0maly reviews
It’s a week after Romantic Ulterior Motives and Rachel just wants to take care of Quinn. Sequel to Romantic Ulterior Motives
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
All The Things She Said by DeniBear reviews
One-Shot. Femslash. Rachel Berry has been receiving love letters from a secret admirer and she is determined to find out who it is. When she finds out, however, it isn't who she expected it to be. Adult/Mature content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
Prom by 6Dylan9 reviews
Cordelia is down on her luck and a run-in with Faith pushes her life in a surprising direction. Around the end of Season 3 of BtVS. Cordelia/Faith.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cordelia C., Faith L. - Complete
Big and Bright by LesbiniOne reviews
It's Rachel's first date with Brittany and she still has doubts. FEMSLASH. Follows "Count the Ways".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Risk and Reward by Supreme Distraction reviews
Gambling had always been Tsunade's thing, not her assistant's--so had acting on a whim and hanging out with trouble-makers like Anko Mitarashi. Ah well, what could happen? Something beautiful. HanaxShizune, yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Hana I., Shizune - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Therianthrope reviews
On her two year anniversary, Abigail Sciuto finds herself chained to a wall. Rated M for a REASON!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Close to the Chest by H-FREAK reviews
Buffy has been dreaming about Willow. Can she accept when her dreams start coming true?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Romantic Ulterior Motives by anan0maly reviews
Post 1x07 Throwdown. Quinn and Rachel had an argument at school. Quinn reflects over the argument and confronts Rachel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Sinking by itslivinginallofus reviews
Halex Harper/Alex femslash. The premise of this is based on the “Wizards on Deck With Hannah Montana” setup. An unexpected event puts things into perspective for Alex and Harper while riding in an elevator. M for strong sexual content. Please review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
My Brunette with Golden Eyes by babydykecate reviews
Willow/Tara femslash. Willow reads Tara lesbian love poems in a forgotten room of the campus library.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Desire by SayurixMion reviews
[Warning Femmeslash and slightly AU] Regina George’s world is turned upside down when she agrees to do an extra credit project in her senior year that allows her to reacquaint herself with a familiar face from her past. ReginaxOriginalCharacter
Mean Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007
Happy Pandemonium by lullabystander reviews
The future is scary, so they don't talk about it too often, choosing, instead, to focus on the happy pandemonium of now. 50 Sentences about Kelly/Annabelle. St Trinian's. Femslash.
St. Trinian's - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kelly J., Annabelle F. - Complete
Right Kind Of Spell? by Random-Girl87 reviews
First Femslash Ever. Paige and Piper Are the only ones in the house and Paige casts and accidental spell. PiperPaige
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Paige M., Piper H. - Complete
Lessons Learned by DarkwolfKnight reviews
Glinda has come up with an idea that Elphaba has agreed to do. She just hopes that she will be able to stay in character through out the whole time it is happening and please Glinda at the same time. This is Gelpie and rated 'M' for a reason.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
So How Was Your Year? by newxyorkxloser reviews
She wasn't drunk at the party, either. She wasn't drunk but she was the one who kissed me first. CarlyxSam twoshot :D
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Paying for their Lives by GirlGirl2 reviews
It's unexplainable. It's 3am. Faith and Willow watch as one by one, everyone falls. They turn to each other in the darkness, and into the light. Post- Sunnydale fic. femslash. character death. Reviews will be adored.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
Charmed, I'm Sure by rebelrsr reviews
Charmed Xover: Phoebe picks up a beautiful woman in P3. How will that affect the sisters?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,926 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Faith L., Willow R. - Complete
I Blame Jessi by LEDlorien7 reviews
An innocent game of Apples to Apples led to this fanfic when my friend won the "Lewd and Lascivious" green card with "rope burns". I couldn't stop thinking about it, I'm ashamed to say, and this story came from that. Involves lesbians and bondage
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Distracted by willowpowered reviews
Our girls are home alone and Tara needs some Willow loving.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
The Choices You Make by Kirra White Tigress reviews
Glinda thinks of Elphaba one night two years after the Witch’s death. Just when she thinks things couldn’t get any better or worse she receives an unannounced visitor…. GELPHIE!
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
When She's Gone by DeMoKa reviews
Ziva hurt Abby. Abby's left. Both are in pain, can Ziva make it up to Abby? one shot, rated for references, be at least 15
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Ziva D., Abby S. - Complete
Stocking Stuffer II by Happy Little Minion reviews
Someone's not dreaming anymore! PWP B? Like you don't know!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Buffy S., Tara M. - Complete
Catch Twenty Two by Destruct0Girl reviews
Faith talks about how hard it is on her to have to keep her relationship with Buffy a secret from the rest of the Scoobies while describing one of their secret romps. Takes place post Chosen. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Joss is God. R&R please.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Faith L., Buffy S. - Complete
The Incredibly True Adventure of 2 Witches in Love by JewWitch reviews
AUSlash. Part III of my Phoebe & Paige series. SOMEONE doesn't want Phoebe to marry Paige...and he'll do anything to make sure it doesn't happen. COMPLETE!
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Phoebe H., Paige M. - Complete
The Final Step by Orange Bulldog reviews
Set at and after the end of NMR. The name and rating should imply what it's about. Another story I wrote a long time ago but forgot to post on this site.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Godsmacked by JewWitch reviews
AUSlash. Phoebe and Paige get a premonition of a couple of witches in Sunnydale who need their help...COMPLETE!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Paige M., Phoebe H. - Complete
Charmed & Dangerous by JewWitch reviews
AUSlash. What if Prue never died, and Paige was not a long lost sister- just a cute girl Phoebe meets at college?
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Phoebe H., Paige M.
An Empire of Broken Toys by endlessdreamer13 reviews
COMPLETE! Even as a child, when things got really bad, Willow Rosenberg never felt as though she were truly alone. She knew that there was someone out there looking for her. She just never expected to fall in love with her guardian angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
The power Struggle by teeney8040 reviews
Cordy runs into a familiar face at a club in L.A.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Buffy S., Cordelia C. - Complete
Moment Of The Calm III REPOST by RavenChristina reviews
For a brief moment Willow saw the old Tara flash in those aprilsky eyes.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
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Hold It Together reviews
Kate is gone and Abby can't deal with it. She's falling apart, there is a dark spot on the horizon that seems to be getting closer. Maybe it can help. Abby really needs to hold it together. Zabby, implied Kabby. Rated for language, violence & eventual sex
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Tulips reviews
She had always liked Tulips, especially the blue ones, she said they always reminded her of me. Angsty Romance fic. WARNING! High Angst Level
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Third Party reviews
There is a shooting in downtown Boston. The victims fiance is placed in Jane's protective custody and her plight helps Jane accept her feelings for Maura. Rated just for Gore and Language at the moment. Chapter 1 up.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
I Hope You Dance reviews
'I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean' I just can't stop apologising to you. Femmeslash. ANGST!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Prompt OneShots reviews
Different one-shots based on reader prompts. Various ratings.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Tori V., Jade W.
Jar of Hearts reviews
Jade took Tori's heart for her jar. Now Tori is left with the empty shell to deal with. CHARACTER DEATH!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
The Wild Slayer
Debbie is a slayer, her roommate is annoying. This could be interesting. Rating may change!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Wild Thornberry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Satsu
Honey reviews
Honey dripped slowly off Maura's painted red lips as she smiled predatorily down at a bound, gagged and highly naked Jane. PWP, incase you couldn't tell. LEMONS! FEMMESLASH! Not for younger readers, be warned, graphic GirlXGirl RIZZLES OFCOURSE!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Promise? reviews
What happened if Jane's plan had failed? What if she had died instead? Kinda spoilers for 1X10 Pre-existing Rizzles
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
FaF: Set the Fire to the Third Bar reviews
Three of the four go away on a school trip and Rachel is left behind. FABERRITTANA! Third in the 'Fours a Family' Series.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Somtimes Life is just Mental reviews
I used to work here, how the hell did I end up in this situation? Faberrittana! Eventual M Rating, but rated now for language and serious issues. First Person POV, Changing POV's
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Fours a Family: Afraid reviews
Brittany was afraid of the dark. Always had been. Second in the Fours a Family series. Non Chronological. Faberrittana
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Brittany P., Rachel B. - Complete
Fours a Family: Something Up reviews
Something is wrong with Rachel, her girls are out to make her feel better. Faberrittana. 1st in the 'Fours a Family' series. FEMSLASH
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Only Words reviews
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me. But words can hurt. They can tear worlds apart. FEMESLASH. Angsty. Lemons in Second Chapter, hinted Lemons in first chapter.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Love reviews
A short Zabby Poem.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Home reviews
Willow goes home to Tara :
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Choices reviews
Amy has a choice. Pure Lemon. Nothing else. One-Shot
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Night reviews
She watches the sky until she sees what she is looking for. Slight AU, not meant to make sense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
The Girl inside the Wolf Wait that Ain't right reviews
Ookami Urahara is the last of her kind and is all alone...How does she survive? By poioning what is pure. Linked with Dimming Sakura by AylaxxAvaxx. Rating will go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rukia K., Yoruichi S.
Comfort reviews
After Kevin shouts that Sian should leave the house because she doesn't pay her way and she isn't family Sophie has a job convincing Sian that she should stay. Sophies POV
Coronation Street - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sophie W., Sian P. - Complete
Loved reviews
I knew. I don't know how but I knew. Kabby. Rated for a reason. Slightly drabblish.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Abby S., Kate T. - Complete
Sleeping Playlist a Series of OneShots reviews
A series of One Shots pertaining to Sakura and the Akatsuki, using songs from my sleeping playlist. Ratings will vary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Angel of Darkness reviews
She is the Angel of Darkness and her power knows no boundaries. She hides from what she is and yet one single Blossom draws it out of her like a shadow. Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Konan, Sakura H.