Mae Equinox
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Joined 11-08-10, id: 2607738, Profile Updated: 08-16-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Being Human.

1. Do you know where your towel is?

2. Do you like a bit of fang?

3. What is you opinion on the subject of bow ties?

4. How would you describe Edward Elric?

5. How do you say WHITISSSHHHH?

6. Bitch.

If you can answer some of these questions, you really are one brilliant hoopy.

If you can answer all of these questions, you truly are one cool frood. Enjoy my 'fics.


1. Yes / Damn straight / Of course I do / You think I'm stupid?

2. Yes / I love it / Hellz yeah

3. BOW TIES ARE COOL (Fezzes are cool is acceptable. But if i could remind the reader to read the question...)

4. Short / A pip-squeak / Puny / A tich (Or any other variation basically meaning short arse)

5. WHOOOOPAA (Or any variation in spelling)

6. Jerk.

And please, review 'em if you've got 'em. ME

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The Clier Path by Ophelia Davis reviews
The White void, the doors that taunt him, they open him up to the Truth. This world he resides in, it's not what he thought. But little does he know, the Oracle knows his destiny, one he can't escape. May be yaoi later. Ed X ?
Crossover - Matrix & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 279,553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Neo, Edward E.
Another Hell of a Butler by Fever-Sama reviews
Ciel Phantomhive was not the only boy to have made a contract with a Demon; Kyril Manehart has sold his soul to bring down the Criminal Web in Manchester City...to another Devil.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Ciel P.
Dance With the Devil by Elle Blessingway reviews
Damon Salvatore has a weakness for toxic, beautiful women. Pansy Parkinson is exquisite poison.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Pansy P., Damon S. - Complete
The Weekly ToDo List by oftimeandspace reviews
George loves lists. They don't necessarily return the feeling.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Landings by LemonBubble reviews
I dunno, I wrote this at 1:30am, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Winry Vs Bella by Fever-Sama reviews
Edward Elric has ended the life of Edward Cullen, and Bella wants revenge. But Winry doesn't like that plan and gets the two of them into a heated argument instead for the best Edward!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Winry R., Bella - Complete
M or F? by Hyperthia reviews
Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Shortest Straw by Napoleon Clocks reviews
Edward Elric has decided that he has the worst goddamn luck in all of Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,991 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward E.
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Close Encounters of the BLEEPING Kind by redcognito reviews
Damon has an extraterrestrial encounter. A crossover with Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Life, the Universe and Everything.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Damon - Complete
Roy Mustang Hyperforce Hello, Jello by Hurricane Shirnen reviews
The army goes insane for a while. Then Barry bursts in with a startling announcement.... (Rated PG for Armstrong)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2005
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Marvin in Limbo by hoopyfroodcat reviews
What happened to Marvin after he died?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2000
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The 3 Steps reviews
Castiel mucks in with 3 "humans" trying to do the same as him: Be normal. George, Annie and Mitchell- The dream team. They've got no chance right?
Crossover - Supernatural & Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Castiel
Time Lord Technology reviews
Ford, Arthur, Zaphod, Trillian and Marvin are about to be dunked into coffee like sponge fingers by a perfectly safe Haggunennon, or are they? 10th Doctor, so allons-y. I don't own anything. Enjoy the 'fic!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Marvin reviews
Marvin the Paranoid Android has a brain the size of a planet. Why hadn't he thought of it before...?
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Marvin - Complete
Fullmetal vs Wowbagger reviews
A drabble of Hitchhikers and Fullmetal Alchemist. Just think what would happen if Winry got insulted. And Ed. And Armstrong for that matter. And for a strange reason he decided to go to all the Amestris people together... Maybe for my convenience
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete