Hmm, what to say.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Nah, my parents are both alive and kicking.

My name: Not using it online, ever. You can call me whatever you want, but if it's something mean you should prepare to be ignored.

My age: Guess, it's more interesting that way.

Gender: Female. Definitely female.

Where I live: INSIDE MY OWN HEAD. I don't get out enough.

Well, I never expected I'd make a fanfiction account. In fact I'm pretty astonished with myself for starting to read fanfiction regularly/semi-regularly. But then an idea started bouncing around in my head, and agonizing story nobody cares about short, I made an account and started posting.

Current News:

May 14, 2013: TRIUMPHANT RETURN! Wow, now I should take the time to clean up and update my profile, huh...

June 17, 2011: CONTEST WINNERS! "Father" in first, "Late Night Talks" in second!

ENTRIES:

"Father" by AccessBlade http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6970782/1/#

"Fun at the Inn" by Rogue Kaiser http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6974772/1/Fun_at_the_Inn#

"Return to the Inn in Dahngrest" by Forscythe http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6975345/1/Return_to_the_Inn_in_Dahngrest#

"Welcome to Letha's hair salon" by Peachounette78 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6978124/1/Welcome_to_Lethas_hair_salon#

"Of Stars in a Fairy Tale" by Shiroi Iyasu http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6978175/1/Of_Stars_in_a_Fairy_Tale

"Late Night Talks" by Dreamer's Samhain http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7011889/1/Late_Night_Talks

"Reading a Starry Fortune" by Shiroi Iyasu http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7035035/1/Reading_a_Starry_Fortune#

Stories:

Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia

A self insert combining the story of OC Letha Vitae with the journey of the Brave Vesperia guild. Familiar plot spiced with new twists and original characters. Fairies are fun to mess with but the consequences may be dire...

FTaBV Omake

Collection of short stories and requests written for the reviewers in no particular order. All related to Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia. Includes changes in narrative points of views.

A Little Nudge

There are a lot of things I could say about this one. Really. Most of it can be summarized as "I wrote it on my 21st birthday, it was a really hot day, and I was in a really giggly mood that involved no alcohol." Despite any embarrassed flailing from me if this is brought up in conversation, I don't hate it! It was silly, self indulgent, and just fun to write even if it isn't my best work. But yeah, it was a self indulgent shippy thing with Yuri Lowell I made as a birthday present to myself. ;p

Let the Storm Winds Blow

Sadly a rather neglected fic, but one I have plans for so it is not abandoned. It's the story about one of the OCs from FTaBV, presented as an SI style of story. Chase has many adventures of his own before meeting Letha and the gang, in an old favorite game called Final Fantasy 7.

Tales of Breaking the Ice

And just pure silliness ensues. Massive crossover as I attempt to write in Tales characters from across the game all having a "good" time in an impromptu party thrown by a crazy air elemental. Includes OCs of my own (and of people who give permission) and is probably too much for me to handle. BUT it's fun to think about and sometimes I come back to it for shits and giggles.

Other:

Link to the Deviantart account I made for Fairy Tales and Brave Vesperia related things (like links to fanart): http:///

(The formsprings were pretty much abandoned during my year long hiatus though...)

Link to Letha's formspring (I got bored and actually made one...): http:///FairyAbductee

Link to Chase's formspring (Result of killing time before work, and people seeming to really like him.) http:///ChaseBrowncoat

The practically obligatory section of random quotes:

Grimoire Weiss: See here, if I ever find myself...departing this world-
Nier: Oh, stop being morbid, Weiss! ...Besides, you can't die. You're made of paper.
Grimoire Weiss: Indeed? ...I've never looked at it like that before.
(NieR Gestalt)

"People will enjoy your story! You'll enjoy their enjoyment! And that'll make writing the story even more fun!!" - Miura, from Bakuman. (Far from being the smartest in the story, but he had his insights)

Jade: Master Luke, please grant us your aid.
Luke: Man, do you have any pride?
Jade: None so cheap as to be shaken by something as petty as this, sir.
(Tales of the Abyss)

"'Twas the night before/When all through the world/No words, no dreams, then one day/A writer by a fire/Imagined all Gaia/Took a journey into a child-man's heart"
("Storytime" by the band Nightwish)

Text from Mom while she and Dad were in Maine
Mom: As the sun begins its des cent, we sit transfixed watching from the shore as lobster fisherman haul ass. Love jul.
Me: You made my day. :)

Conversation while helping Dad put new velcro on the trailer
Dad: So velcro was made by NASA.
Me: Oh, I think I remember hearing about that.
Dad: What you may also hear from some people is that they actually got it from Roswell.
Me: *Moment to process* SPACE TECHNOLOGY!!!
Dad: Either way, it really is.

Different point in the same conversation
Dad: Are you a good staple, or a bad staple?
Me: Ohh, I don't think I'm a staple at all!