Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Fairy Tail, and Death Note.
Well if you wanna know more about me:
Name: Alexandria(But I go by Puppy X3)
Age: 15 1/2
Looks: You care why?
Gender: Female, obviously. Why would a guy be GirlyGirl687?
Favorite Color(s): RED! PURPLE! BLACK!
Fovorite Food: CHOCOLATE!!!
Favorite Shows: Charmed, Veronica Mars, Fairy Tail, Death Note, Naruto(Shippuuden and pre-Shippuuden), all anime
Favorite Movies: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Avatar, The Last Airbender
Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Host, The Undead series
Favorie Characters: Paige Halliwell(Charmed), Lucy Heartofillia(Fairy Tail), Seth Clearwater, Alec Volturi, Aro Volturi, Jane Volturi, Leah Clearwater, Gray Fullbuster(Fairy Tail), L Lawliet, Hidan, Orochimaru, Zetsu and Mello(Death Note)
Least Favorite Characters: JACOB BLACK!!, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Carslile Cullen, Esme Cullen, Alice Cullen, Jasper Cullen, Sam Uley, Prue Halliwell(Charmed), Cole(Charmed) and Lisanna(Fairy Tail)
Favorite Things To Do: Swim, Listen to music, Computer, Read, Write, Play, Draw, Paint
I'm often told I was born the wrong species. I hate the sun(It's to bright! Hurts my eyes... DIE SUN!!!), I like to drink blood(Mostly my own...), rarely eat(It makes me nausious. Both the smell and taste), stay up all night and sleep about 1-2 hours during the day, am pale(SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T GET A FREAKING TAN!!!!) and have sharp teeth(Seriously, it's all straight except for 4 up front. They're like cat/dog teeth, lolz. But they really are.). I was meant to be a vampire and god dammit I wish I was.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
Smile. It confuses people.
Here is Something I found on someone's profile page--
I know I'm not perfect,
Anything else you'd like to throw at me?
FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I don't miss my mind.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IS POINTLESS!!)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.
You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
He who laughs last... didn't get it.
I'm a team Volturi before all else. Then goes team anti-Bella/anti-Edward/anti-Cullens I'm an individual and I like it that way!
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you(But ALL of my friends AND me are insane. The doctors/teachers/parents/classmates/talking green bunnies told us so)
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.(Yup)
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile(EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!)
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.(EVERY FREAKING TIME I WALK THROUGH A DOOR!!)
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Then I fell down the rest of the stairs, that were luckly covered with carpet, and let me tell you: IT FLIPPIN' HURT! I THOUGHT I'D BROKEN SOMETHING. This happens to me quite freakwently. It's almost a daily thing. Okay so it IS a daily thing...)
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
Why is it, that when you talk to god, people don't think your crazy, but when he talks back to you, they think your crazy?(Technically I talk to Jashin... Not 'god')
I am original. I bite people I don't like. I hug people I do. I kick teachers cuz I can. I poke my family cuz they HATE it. I always look at people, turn away and look back and snicker at their freaked out expression(You should try it, it's funny!!!). I wear bright colors. I love kids and hate them. After talking to me some people freaquently have to visit councilers. I would rather wear skirts some days and sweats the next. I'd rather play at the park than hang at a party.
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