naughtyelfh00rs
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Joined 11-09-10, id: 2608970, Profile Updated: 12-23-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Merry Christmas!


This is a collaborative account for some Twilight Elves-only flash fiction.

FAQ:

Q: What the fuck?

A: There was alcohol... and twitter... and somehow we all decided to write Twilight Elf smut.

Q: No, seriously, what the fuck?

A: No, that's really the whole story. We wrote all of these stories in one hour. Some of us were drinking. All of us were under the influence of holiday-related psychosis.

Q: By "we" you mean...?

A: Stories were written by ICMezzo, avioleta, sadtomato and theladyingrey42. We won't tell you which one is which--leave us a review and guess! You can read them all, they're really short.


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How Jasper and Edward Made the Yuletide Gay reviews
During a Christmas visit to the hospital, Edward and Jasper sneak away from the family for some sexy, elf-costumed lovin'. Slash/Elf Porn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Only Elf For Me reviews
Edward and Jasper put their true feelings aside for the sake of the toys, but after Santa flies away they can't keep their hands off each other. Slash/Elf Porn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Holiday Spirit reviews
Carlisle is Edward's Elf mentor and his lover-which makes their forbidden elf sex even hotter! Slash/Elf Porn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Nice Elves Get Naughty reviews
Jasper teases Edward as they race to complete the last few toys, but he makes good on his promises as soon the closing bell rings. Slash/Elf Porn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete